I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"King Zhennan?!" The little kingfisher Heidou's eyes sparkled slightly.

Xiao Biao continued to paint big cakes: "If you work harder, I will let you be hereditary."

"Hereditary Wangdai?! That is the iron hat king!" Little Kingfisher seems to have learned history very well, "From ancient times to the present, how many iron hats have there been?! If it is hereditary Wangdai, then my son is also Zhennan Wang, my grandson is also the King of Zhennan, and my descendants are endless..."

"Isn't it? You are considered a glorious family meow." Xiao Biao shook the slightly messy cat hair blown by the pond wind, turned around and jumped off the boulder, "Fulfill your duties well, I am different from Ye Daddy, As long as you work hard, I will never treat your Meow Miao Miao badly, your parents buried underground will be proud of you!"

The little kingfisher looked after Xiao Biao: "Brother, you are so kind."

Xiao Biao walked back home with small steps.

At this time, it was still the working hours of the office workers, and Ge Ge was also in school.

Xiao Biao thought no one was at home, so he jumped into the house from the kitchen window, but suddenly saw Lin An.

Lin An was sitting in the corner of the kitchen, looking down at the phone in a daze.

Because there is no hostess at home, Lin An cooks breakfast in the kitchen every day, and he doesn't clean up immediately after finishing, so the environment in the kitchen is always dirty and messy.

Lin An was wearing a poor-quality suit and trousers, and the shirt on his upper body was also wrinkled. He sat directly on the dirty kitchen tile floor, with a numb and scary expression.

Hearing the news of Xiao Biao's return, Lin An moved his eyes away from the phone, looked up at Xiao Biao, and his staring eyes recovered a little.

"You're back, little cat." Lin An waved at Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao thought for a while, walked towards Lin An, stepped on Lin An's knee with his front paws, and looked at the phone screen.

The upper left corner of the phone screen was broken, but it did not affect the use of the screen.

On the screen is a dark green APP interface.

It is an app for real estate agents.

There is a villa hanging on the page. Below the picture of the villa is a row of numbers, which is the quotation of the villa.

"What are you looking at, can you understand?" Lin An reached out and stroked the cat's head, put his phone on the ground, and stood up holding Xiao Biao, "Your cat litter box has arrived, you don't need to go out of the house from now on I can go to the toilet now."

Xiao Biao scratched his cat face.

Litter box?

Never used it.

When Xiao Biao was a human being, he used flush toilets. After he became a cat, the whole community was his toilet.

"Little cat, let's try the litter box."

Xiao Biao was carried out of the kitchen by Lin An, and went directly into the bathroom.

There is a gray plastic cat litter box in the corner of the bathroom. The cat litter has already been poured into the basin, which is gray and white bentonite cat litter.

Lin An put Xiao Biao into the litter box.

Although the litter box is not big, Xiao Biao is still the size of a kitten, fully movable.

After the cat's paw landed on the bentonite sand, Xiao Biao's eyes widened a little.

The feet felt a little strange, and I couldn't help digging twice, and the dust immediately flew up.

Xiao Biao was startled, and quickly jumped out of the litter box, raising his paw to look.

Sure enough, there was a layer of dust.

It's not the kind of outdoor dust, but the unnatural gray with a chemical feeling that Xiao Biao doesn't like very much.

"Come on, take a pee." Lin An picked up Xiao Biao again, and put it back into the litter box.

Xiao Biao refused, and as soon as his feet hit the ground, he jumped out again.

"Don't you like it?" Lin An frowned, with a hint of grievance.

Xiao Biao ignored Lin An, he shook his body and walked out of the bathroom.

There is also a cat climbing frame in the hall, which is placed in the corner, and the steps are wrapped in flannelette. There are three floors up and down, and each floor has a kitten nest.

Xiao Biao rubbed his paws with the velvet cloth of the cat climbing frame, and when he turned his head, he saw Lin An standing at the door of the toilet, looking at him expectantly.

Looking forward to him climbing the cat climbing frame.

Xiao Biao suddenly had a feeling of high hopes.

The pressure is a bit high.

After a stalemate for a while, Xiao Biao had no choice but to jump onto the cat climbing frame and sit down on the top floor.

The place is a bit small and there is no comfortable sofa.

"You will have your own nest in the future." Lin An was very satisfied to see Xiao Biao climbing up the cat climbing frame by himself. He walked over, raised his arms high, and stroked the hair on Xiao Biao's back, "I Will take good care of you."

After a pause, Lin An added: "I will try my best."

"..."

Looking at Lin An's face, Xiao Biao always felt that something was wrong with Lin An today.

Lin An patted Xiao Biao twice, then turned around and walked to the sofa, sat on the sofa and continued to look at the phone.

Xiao Biao stared at Lin An's face fiercely.

Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, the expression on Lin An's face became numb again, as if his heart had been hurt.

Thinking of the picture he just saw on the screen of his mobile phone, Xiao Biao pondered for a while, probably, this Lin An is a real estate agency, and he encountered any difficulties at work, right?

Xiao Biao used to be cold-hearted, he didn't care about Lin An's plight.

He climbed down the cat climbing frame and slipped into Gege's bedroom.

In Grid's bedroom, there is a cardboard box.

It was used by Ge Ge as a temporary cat bed for Xiao Biao, although at night, Xiao Biao would automatically climb into bed, either getting into Ge Ge's quilt, or into Lin An's quilt next door.

But this cat litter, Xiao Biao is not idle either.

A thin blanket was spread inside the cat's nest, and under the blanket was hidden Xiao Biao's precious pearl.

Xiao Biao trades pearls for a while every day.

When Xiao Biao was still a human being, he was also someone who had seen the world, and he could more or less tell the truth about pearls being good or bad.

As for the bead in front of me, its fineness is a rare gem, so Xiao Biao especially likes it.

Xiao Biao was coiling beads in a cardboard box. The afternoon sun just came in and the box was warm. Xiao Biao soon became sleepy and fell asleep holding the beads.

This sleep until sunset, Xiao Biao heard something knocking on the window.

He jumped up and stood up, hiding the beads under the blanket again.

Outside the window stood a large rooster with colorful feathers.

The big rooster stood sideways outside the window sill, and the setting sun sprinkled it all over, and the gold-touching charm hanging around its neck was also plated with a layer of gold by the setting sun.

"Dog dog dog dog hook!" Although the big rooster lowered his voice, his voice was still quite loud.

"It's getting dark, what are you talking about!" Xiao Biao jumped onto the window sill of the bay window, the cat's face was still sleepy, "How did you find my cat?"

"Hey, it's not worth mentioning the dog hook." The big cock held its head high.

The outer window sill of the bay window was only a short section, and there was not much room for its feet, yet the big rooster was still walking up and down there.

"What's the matter meow?"

Xiao Bianben didn't want to deal with the big rooster, but this was his home, and he couldn't handle letting the big rooster stay outside the window of his house.Besides, this place is still on the second floor. If a big rooster appeared outside the window on the second floor of the community, if someone saw it, it would be hard to explain.

"I heard that you are the king of the entire North District, Dog Gou'er."

Xiao Biao tilted his cat's head in doubt, who told this guy?

King of the North?

He doesn't even know about it, okay?

"The little kingfisher told me, Gogougou."

It turned out to be the case.

Xiao Biao nodded the cat's head slightly, but did not speak again, fully showing the reservedness that a king should have.

"I have something to do, please help me." The big rooster held its head up, speaking in an orderly tone.

"Heh." Xiao Biao smiled contemptuously, fully showing the pride that a king should have.

The big rooster flicked its red comb, and its eyes widened, as if dissatisfied with Xiao Biao's attitude: "I can pay the reward."

The pride and reserve on Xiao Biao's face disappeared a little: "What reward?"

"A plate of earthworms!"

Pride and reserve instantly returned.

Xiao Biao turned around and jumped off the window sill, stepped into the small cardboard box again, and continued to sleep.

Ding ding ding ding.

The big rooster pecked at the window with its beak: "Two plates!"

Xiao Biao ignored him.

"Three sets of dog hooks!"

"Four sets of dog hooks!"

The big cock keeps raising prices.

Xiao Biao touched the big pearl under the blanket with his paw, closed his eyes, and dozed off.

There was an unstoppable "dog hook" next to his ears. Hearing this sound, Xiao Biao felt like stepping into a forest, and slept soundly.

He slept for more than an hour, and when he woke up, it was already dark outside.

Grid should have gone home long ago, but there was no movement in the house.

In fact, it's not completely silent.

"860 plates of dog hooks!"

"860 a plate of dog hooks!"

The big rooster was hoarse, almost crying blood.

Xiao Biao was a little shocked that the guy hadn't left yet.

He glanced at the big cock, and then began to wonder why Lin An didn't respond at all after the big cock tossed about for so long.

I ran to the hall with small steps, and found that Lin An's shoes were not in the entrance.

Lin An didn't know when he had already left the door.

Xiao Biao ran to the kitchen, and through the open window, the noise from downstairs came up.

Someone found a big rooster outside the window of Xiao Biao's house, and was watching the fun from below. He vaguely heard that the security of the property was also coming, and was about to catch the chicken on the spot.

Then, Xiao Biao saw that big rooster somehow came to the outside window sill of the kitchen.

Thinking of the small opening above the kitchen window, Xiao Biao was afraid that the big rooster would come in through the small opening, and suddenly panicked.

"860 two sets!" The big rooster's voice was already hoarse, "You have to help my dog ​​hook... cough... cough... hook."

"What on earth are you going to do?" Xiao Biao jumped onto the kitchen window sill, slapped the window with his front paw, full of momentum, "Speak directly."

The big cock began to speak with a hoarse voice.

The general idea is that after his ineffective master came out of the police station, he sneaked into the community again, waiting for an opportunity to get back the stolen things from the Russians.Last night, the owner of the big rooster sneaked into the Russian's house while the moon was dark and the wind was high.

"And then meow?"

Xiao Biao slandered that this was breaking into a private house illegally. If it was in a foreign country, it would not be an exaggeration to shoot him dead.

"Then he didn't come out again Gougouer!" The big rooster had a solemn and sad face.

"Dead?" Xiao Biao asked.

"..."

The big rooster flapped its wings, and frantically knocked on the kitchen window with its two arms: "I went to find Nantuhuang, and Nantuhuang said that my master deserved it. Look at what that dead rabbit said!"

Xiao Biao swallowed what he wanted to say, anyway, Nantuhuang had already said it for him.

"I heard that you and Nantuhuang are mortal enemies, and the enemy's enemy is your friend Gou'er!"

"You can meow if you want me to help you." Xiao Biao pointed his paw at the chest of the big cock, "I want this!"

The cat's paw was facing the gold-touching talisman on the big rooster's chest.