I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Xiao Biao hurriedly took two steps back, and jumped to the side of the tree in twos and threes, away from the battlefield.

After confirming that he was safe, Xiao Biao's attention returned to the gun in the Russian man's hand again.

Water dripped from the black muzzle of the gun.

The gun is soaked like this, can it still be used?

The man in the coat had the same doubts as Xiao Biao, with a smirk on his lips, he kept walking, and provocatively said: "Are you a water gun?"

With a click, the Russian man loaded the bullet very calmly.

At the touch of a hair.

The man in the coat was overwhelmed by the sound of the bullet being loaded, and was immediately cowed.

Although the muzzle of the gun was still dripping water, the man in the coat didn't want to risk his life to try it.

"I just want to get my things back." The man in the coat stopped, and stuck the shovel in his hand into the soil under his feet. "Give it back to me and I will leave."

The Russian guy pushed the Samoyed on his lap.

Samoyed snorted and stood up reluctantly.

The Russian stood up, and after getting up, he swayed slightly, but the arm holding the gun was still facing the man in the coat straight.

This time, he spoke Chinese very fluently: "I'm not good at Chinese."

God is sorry, he only has this sentence in Chinese the most fluently, and since he immigrated here, he has lived by pointing to this sentence.

The man in the coat had a shit-eating expression on his face, opened his mouth to speak, and then held back.

Anyway, what I said, the tall and burly foreigner on the opposite side couldn't understand.

He began to reach out and draw a small square frame on his chest.

The Russian looked puzzled and aimed his gun at the small frame.

The man in the coat was stunned for a moment, and after a while, a brilliant light suddenly burst out from his pale face, and he lowered his head and took out his cell phone from his pocket.

The Russian's eyes lit up. He was familiar with this action. He was looking for a translation software.

Half a minute later, the man in the coat raised his eyes from the phone screen and shouted at the Russian man, "Ticket!"

"..."

The Russian still didn't understand. Not only was he not good at Chinese, but he was also not good at English. He could only speak basic conversations at the level of HOWAREYOU, and he had about seven or eight words in reserve.

Foreign language is an insurmountable gap.

Xiao Biao, who was squatting on the tree, looked anxious, but he couldn't jump down and explain to the man in the coat that the person in front of him was not British or American, but Russian. You can't use "HOWAREYOU" to communicate with him, you have to use "Davarish ".

After all, the meow language he speaks now is a foreign language that is even more rare for human beings.

The man in the coat scratched his head anxiously, the Russians over there had already put away their guns.

"Huh?" Seeing this, the man in the coat felt that there was an opportunity, so he couldn't help but lift the shovel beside him.

Suddenly, there was a whirring sound from the shore, and countless flashlights were directed at this side.

"Hands up!" Three policemen and security guards from seven or eight properties appeared behind the man in the coat.

The man in the coat hurriedly raised his hand, and the next second, he was kicked on the back, and he was kicked to the ground.

"And you, raise your hands too." An old policeman in front had drawn his gun and pointed his gun at the Russian, "Kneel on the ground, slowly, don't touch your gun."

When the Russian man saw the police, he was quite obedient and raised his hand directly, without any intention of resisting.

A young policeman walked up to the Russian man, reached out and took the gun out of the man's arms.

The Russian man froze for a moment, then turned his head to look at the tree with a look of regret.

Xiao Biao, who was squatting on the tree, was taken aback, not knowing why he was noticed.

It wasn't until the Russian turned his eyes back that Xiao Biao realized that the Russian man was not looking at him, but the surveillance camera in the community hanging not far from him.

The man in the coat was taken away, and the Russian man was also taken away. The Samoyed followed like an abandoned dog, barking and barking.

But the big rooster quickly hid, and burrowed into the grass with its wings flapping.

Xiao Biao flicked his tail and jumped down from the tree.

Too many things happened tonight, beyond the scope, Xiao Biao had to go home to figure out what strange place he had traveled to.

the next morning.

Xiao Biao woke up in the pet drying box at Xia Xue's house, and when he looked up, he saw the puppet cat anxiously scratching its ears and cheeks outside the box.

Looking at the sky, Xiao Biao reckoned that it was only five or six o'clock in the morning, so he turned around calmly and prepared to continue sleeping.

As soon as she closed her eyes, the door of the box was opened. The sleepy Xia Xue stretched out her hand, hugged Xiao Biao, and walked directly to the gate.

Lin An came to pick Xiao Biao home.

Lin An had to go to work in the morning and didn't know what time to go home at night, so he was able to pick up Xiao Biao at this time.

Lin An hurriedly sent Xiao Biao home, and went out with his briefcase.

Gege was still sleeping, and on the table was the breakfast that Lin An had prepared for Gege, porridge, pickles and salted duck eggs.

Xiao Biao glanced at the canned cat food on the ground, then at the dining table, and jumped onto the table without hesitation.

He held the salted duck egg with two paws, smashed the eggshell, and started to eat the porridge with small pickles.

After eating and drinking, he wiped his cheeks, got off the dining table, got on the sofa, closed his eyes and took a nap.

Xiao Biao thought about what happened last night, but he couldn't figure it out. In the end, Xiao Biaomao's heart was full of the big pearl he brought out from the sea.

Xiao Biao hid the beads in the crevices of the stones beside the koi pond, and it should not be discovered in a short time.

Those beads should be able to exchange for a lot of money.

Two hours later, Gege got up, she looked at the mess on the table with a dazed look on her face.

Seeing that he was going to be late, Gege had no choice but to take the bowl, filled the porridge that some rice grains at the bottom of the pot were broken into soup, and drank it whole, without picking up a mouthful of pickles.

Xiao Biao has no guilt for stealing the breakfast of the flowers of the motherland.

"Your father!" A bird with emerald green feathers stood on the window sill of Xiao Biao's house, "Jijiujiu."

"Your father!" Xiao Biao looked at the little bird angrily.

After a pause, Xiao Biao added another sentence: "Meow meow."

"Your father!" Xiaoniao reluctantly gave up.

"Your father!" Xiao Biao echoed.

"Where's your father?" The little bird jumped angrily.

"Where's your father?" Xiao Biao was also angry.

"I mean, where is your father?" The little bird flapped its wings against the window.

Only then did Xiao Biao realize that the other party was not swearing against him.

"Come on, where is your father? Jiu Jiu Jiu."

"Oh." Xiao Biao scratched his ears, "Your punctuation is really good."

The wild father could not be found, and the little kingfisher flew all over the whole community but could not find it.

Ye Dad is the big brother of Little Kingfisher, and Ye Dad is also the big brother of the whole North District.

There is a local saying in the community: "North Elvis, South Rabbit King."

It is talking about the general environment of the community divided between the north and the south, with the koi pond as the dividing line, all pets in the north area, no matter whether they are domestic or wild, are under the control of the wild father's cat claws.

In the North District, the wild father's independent thinking is implemented from top to bottom. Homeless people have a higher status than domesticated ones. Domesticated ones are all second-class citizens here, and they will be beaten if they go out carelessly.

And to the south of the koi pond is the ruling area of ​​Nantuhuang.

In the Southern District, domesticated pets have a high status. They like to have afternoon tea parties every day, and gather together to praise their masters, forming a strange craze for comparison.

There are no owners for stray pets to compare with, and here they are all despised.

But the number of stray pets in the South District is more than that in the North District. Without him, although the Pet Alliance in the South District despises stray pets, in order to show their nobility and maintain a strict level, they even regularly give those stray pets points. Some good food.

These delicacies are much more delicious than those pet food placed in the corner of the community by pet lovers. In the North District, stray pets have no chance to eat it.

"Hurry up and find your father!" The little kingfisher kept chirping by the window, "A country cannot live without a king."

Xiao Biao turned over on the sofa and ignored the little kingfisher.

The little kingfisher chirped outside the window for half an hour, seeing that Xiao Biao didn't pay attention to it at all, and after his mouth was parched, he pecked at the glass with his beak angrily: "Do you understand Chirp, the Nantu Emperor is staring at it, and the territory is about to fall! "

Xiao Biao scratched his ears, and suddenly an idea came to his mind.

"How many brothers are there in the North District, meow?" Xiao Biao jumped off the sofa and talked to Kingfisher through the window, "Do they all listen to Ye Daddy, meow?"

Xiao Biao didn't know much about Ye Daddy's strength. In his short two-month cat age, he spent most of the time huddled under the cat's belly and suckled, so he didn't have a deep understanding of the situation in the community.

The little kingfisher chirped: "I haven't counted chirp."

Xiao Biao paced by the window with his tail cocked. After a while, he raised his cat's head and looked at it again.

"I'm asking you, little kingfisher."

"Ok?"

"If the emperor can't be found, can the prince be enthroned?"

Kingfisher was stunned.

The two beans stared fixedly at Xiao Biao, and after a while, it turned around and flew away without saying a word.

"Cut..." Xiao Biaomao tilted his mouth, and uttered a single syllable through the gaps between his teeth.

In just half a day, the news that North Elvis' son was going to seize power and usurp the throne was spread throughout the community by the little kingfisher.

When Xiao Biao went out at night to solve his physical problems, he could obviously catch hot eyes falling on him.

Some were angry, some were curious, some were frightened, and some were watching.

Xiao Biao didn't care at first, but no matter how strong he was, he wasn't used to having two squirrels watching from the tree when he was defecating.

Xiao Biao climbed up the tree with all his teeth and claws, chased away the shameless peeping squirrels, and then trotted all the way to the koi pond.

When he went to the koi pond, he first wanted to make sure that Ye Dae had really been left with the mermaid.

Second, he was going to check and check the beads he had hidden.

Before Xiao Biao ran to the koi pond, he saw an old lady waving at him on the way.

The old lady's face was full of kindness, she radiated doting eyes on Xiao Biao, and introduced Xiao Biao to the little daughter-in-law behind her who was holding the child.

"It's this cat, the one in the video that bravely rescued the owner."