My Panda Cohabitant

This thought circled in Ji Shang's mind, constantly impacting his reason.Under normal circumstances, of course, you shouldn’t and can’t take pandas to the streets, unless you want to eat in prison, but facing Liu Bian’s “innocent” eyes, he felt his heart was beating wildly, and he couldn’t bear it soon. Hold out your hand.

"Then...then let's go."

After touching Liu Bian's smooth and fragrant fur, Ji Shang's rationality finally went offline, and he walked forward.Liu Yan followed him slowly, shaking his buttocks and taking a typical bear-shaped pace.The two of them, one in front and one behind, quickly turned out of the remote alley and came to the busy street.

The panda effect is amazing.

At first, people just looked hesitantly. Some people were still guessing whether the dog was dyed the color. Then, many people approached and took out their mobile phones to start taking pictures.It has to be said that with the development of technology, news has become an entertainment for all people to participate in. The appearances of Ji Shang and Liu Yan began to appear on the Internet. Within 5 minutes away, a large group of people had followed him, Liu Bian is like a powerful magnet, attracting more and more people.

Soon, a call from a colleague rang Ji Shang's cell phone: "Are you taking the panda for a walk?"

"Ah?" Ji Shang was confused, and asked casually, "Why take the panda for a walk?"

"There is a video of you on the Internet, and I saw you on the road with a panda." The colleague's tone was very cheerful, obviously not taking it seriously, "Is it you?"

"Oh...it's me." Ji Shang said after a second pause, "But it's not a panda."

This phone call brought Ji Shang's IQ online, he thought of all kinds of consequences, but in the winter, he was sweating all over his head, and his heartbeat was completely too fast.

Fuck, being fooled by Liu Yan, no, being fooled by a panda, this is simply asking for death!

Ji Shang's head was spinning rapidly, trying to find a solution.He turned his head to look at Liu Yan, the almond eyes were as cute and innocent as ever, but he saw a hint of cunning in them.However, even so, he still loves her so much that he can't wait to rush over to comfort her.

"Handsome guy, is this a panda?" Some spectators couldn't help asking, which attracted many people's attention.

Ji Shang answered reflexively: "No." After answering, seeing that the person wanted to speak, he had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said, "This is a person pretending to be, Liu Jie, say something."

Liu Yan spoke without thinking, "What are you talking about?"

As soon as the words fell, the crowd burst into laughter.

"This fur is so real!"

"Is this clothes? Are there any for sale?"

"Really panda skin?"

"How is it possible, it must be the fabric. But the fabric is really good."

Someone rushed over quickly and touched the black and white fur.

Liu Bian didn't like this kind of action. When he first came, even Ji Shang, a "destined person", would blow his hair when he touched it, let alone now, the hairs on his back and neck were all erected, and he opened his mouth. Bloody mouth roared at the person who touched it!

Back then, Ji Shang was deafened by a loud roar in the bathroom. The sound from the street diffused, and the effect was much smaller, but it also shocked the crowd, and there was a small gap of silence.

For some reason this time, Ji Shang was not affected, but was slightly taken aback, not being able to move at all like last time.He would not let this opportunity go, and without thinking about it, he greeted Liu Yan to get out of the crowd, and looked back at the group of people who were still under the effect of "stiffness", he ran towards the empty alley with a guilty conscience.

The two ran into a remote community one after the other, and hid in a corridor. Ji Shang took off his coat out of breath, and urged Liu Bian, "Become a human, and put on my clothes."

Liu Yan blinked his eyes and said slowly: "Then will you accompany me?"

"Stay with me!" Ji Shang said angrily, "Hurry up!"

Soon, two well-dressed people reappeared in the corridor. Although Liu Jian's appearance was still very conspicuous, they were not as sensational as pandas.Ji Shang lacked a coat, and when he walked out of the corridor, he shivered. He felt cold all over his body, but he had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk forward.

The crowd had already dispersed, so he took out his mobile phone to check, and quickly searched for news by using pandas and going to the streets as keywords, and his figure appeared on various news carriers, Liu Jian was also on the side, and he was photographed a lot close shot.He felt even more guilty. Is it easy to see the fur clothes? What if the water meter is checked?

Thinking of this, he was so regretful that his intestines were green. No matter how smart and capable, how could he be so confused when he met a panda?Thinking of the possible "sequelae" that might appear later, he would have a sad face and sigh from time to time for the rest of the journey.

"What are you doing!" Liu Yanyi didn't care at all, "Are you still afraid that someone will catch you?"

Ji Shang didn't have a good look at Liu Jie's human form, let alone at this point, he immediately said angrily: "You know what a fart!"

Liu Bian pursed his lips, apparently disagreeing with this evaluation, but he rarely retorted, and just led the way ahead.Seeing that Ji Shang's neck shrank from the cold, he leaned over to try to warm him up, but forgot that he had no fur, so he had to return resentfully, and quickened his pace.

The two soon arrived at the outskirts of the city. Ji Shang saw that although it was some distance away from the urban area, it was a place where college towns gathered. It was quite prosperous as far as the eye could see, and there were youthful faces everywhere.

"Where are those wild monsters?"

"I don't know how to instigate." Liu Yan said casually, his eyes drifting around, "I don't have any information, anyway, just hang out."

Ji Shang was stunned, and asked, "You mean to rely on luck?"

"need."

I want your sister!

Ji Shang really wanted to yell, but he held back abruptly on the street, and followed Liu Jie with a dark face.If he had known this, he wouldn't have come. Let Liu Yan hang out alone. Now that he has such a big trouble, he doesn't know how to explain it to his colleagues after work.

He was feeling depressed when Liu Yan suddenly stopped, and he was caught off guard and ran into him directly.This collision was like hitting an iron plate, Liu Yan's back muscles were terribly hard, he covered his nose and said in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"I found it."

"what?"

"The wild monster that the director is looking for."

Ji Shang's first thought was: Are you fucking kidding me?

He glanced over Liu Yan, and there were a few students in front of him, who were constantly talking to passers-by.He looked left and right, and these were just five ordinary young people, three men and two women, with ordinary looks and clothes, nothing special about them.

"the opposite?"

"Yes."

"Nothing special."

"You can't tell."

Ji Shang observed for a while, but still couldn't figure it out, so he had to ask, "What's all this strange?"

"One yam essence, four chili monsters, and one coriander."

"..."

Ji Shang didn't want to complain at all that it looked like a monster from a spice shop. After waiting for a while, seeing Liu Yan standing still, he couldn't help urging: "Have you finished reading it?"

"No." Liu Yan looked left and right, "I'm wondering if I should contact you."

"Then go."

Liu Bian rarely used his brain, frowned and said, "What if I'm recognized?"

Ji Shang rolled his eyes, pushed Liu Bian away and walked straight over. In fact, he was quite cold, and if he stayed here in a daze, he must have caught a cold.Unexpectedly, as soon as he approached, some strange boy came over and greeted enthusiastically: "Hello!"

Yo, is this self-inflicted?

Of course Ji Shang would not let it go, and casually said, "Hello."

"Excuse me, have you ever heard of Amway?"

"..."

Ji Shang didn't find out anything, and fled back desperately. Facing Liu Yan's expectant eyes, he choked out a sentence: "Which monster is that talking to me?"

"Yam essence."

Yam Jing is promoting Amway at the gate of the University City?

"Can you monsters have something to offer!" Disappointed Ji Shang complained all the way back, "Can't you make a more beautiful avatar and become a star or something? At least it's good to confuse people's hearts and be a concubine. Ah! What is it to engage in pyramid schemes?"

Liu Yan looked disapproving: "Doesn't Amway have products? Isn't it considered a pyramid scheme?"

This sentence caused Ji Shang to look sideways, and he made up his mind not to discuss with Liu Jie any more about gods and spirits.The two returned home in desperation. He put the leftovers from last night on the stove and turned to look at the report written by Liu Bian. While writing, the muscles on his face couldn't help twitching a few times, and he felt that the last trace of reverence for the gods and monsters disappeared in his heart.

It's not bad that Liu Bian really got things done, and he quickly completed a report, which was written in Chinese.Ji Shang took it over and looked at it. It was a very ordinary journal, and he had written about the afternoon's affairs. There was nothing new, so he would send it to the director the next day.

"And then? How do you kill those wild monsters?"

"Grab it."

"Where are you going?"

"The police station."

"Why is the wild monster captured and taken to the police station, but the director of the city government gave you a task?"

Liu Bian pondered for a moment, then said seriously: "That's right, this matter is clearly in the police station's hands, why did the director tell me to go!?" After thinking for a while, he explained, "I think it's the director Deliberately asked me to lecture! Someone in the Immortal Department is cheating on me!"

Ji Shang really doesn't want to comment any more, the fact that this kind of low-end stinginess and lack of grade is shattering.

"You sent these monsters to the human police station?"

"That's right." Liu Yan blinked his eyes, "If it's a pyramid scheme, where would you go if you don't arrest it at the police station?"

"..."

Ji Shang was completely speechless, and he didn't want to care about this matter anymore, he had already caused a lot of trouble.In the evening, a string of missed calls appeared on his mobile phone. There were colleagues, friends, and parents from his hometown. He could understand why they called with his knees. Thinking about it, he didn't even want to go to work the next day.

Or could it be said that Ji Shang was very lucky this year, as soon as he woke up the next day, he decided to ask for leave today - he had a cold.