My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang has never had a cold, not rhetorical exaggeration but really never had a cold.From childhood to adulthood, he didn't even have the slightest sign of catching a cold. Even if 49 of the [-] people in the class were infected, he would be the one who survived.Whether he takes a cold bath in winter, or alternates between hot and cold in one day and four seasons, he can be safe and sound as if nothing happened.

Such a body caught a cold after a little wind on the street?

Ji Shang was also a little surprised, and while feeling sniffling on the bed, he said, "It's really bad to have a cold." His eyes were red, he was holding a dozen tissues in his hand, and he was curled up in the warm quilt and still shaking.

Liu Bian was taking care of him, and Ji Shang disagreed with the use of the word "care" here.

"Don't touch my porcelain bowl!" He hoarsely yelled at the kitchen, "It's very expensive, I've been looking for it for a long time! Liu Yan!"

There was a crashing sound from the kitchen at the right time, and Ji Shang's heart was about to break when he heard it.

"Ah, is this worth much?" Liu Yan's voice came from the kitchen.

"It's not very valuable, but it's commemorative!" Ji Shang blew his nose vigorously, and said pitifully, "It was given to me after I graduated from college!"

Liu Yan got out of the kitchen, walked slowly to Ji Shang's bed, raised the half plate in his hand with an innocent face, and said, "Do you still have a backup?"

"..."

Ji Shang felt his head hurt even more, and the freshness he had never had before was replaced by his deteriorating body. He covered his face and shrank into the quilt, groaning miserably.

Liu Bian seemed to realize that something was wrong, silently looked at the fragments of the plate, and said in a low voice, "I... I'm cooking for you."

Ji Shang said painfully: "Are you deliberately making things difficult for me?"

This is really wrong to blame Liu Bian.

Usually Liu Bian sleeps on the floor of the living room. In cities along the Yangtze River without heating, the temperature in the living room is close to zero in winter. He has no pressure to sleep with his thick fur. He even likes to roll around on the bare floor. Showing a sense of naivety and cuteness.It's just that no matter how harmless he looks in appearance, he is a god after all, boasting amazing strength, and can feel the slightest disturbance in the middle of the night immediately.

In the middle of the night, Ji Shang kept tossing and turning, he woke up immediately, and after hesitating for a while, he crawled to the bedroom with his ass writhing, and immediately found Ji Shang curled up on the bed like a cooked shrimp.

"I know a shrimp spirit who is very handsome, much more handsome than you."

"..."

Ji Shang was so dazed, he didn't bother to pay attention, and wrapped the quilt tightly into a ball.

Liu Jian said a few more idle words, seeing that Ji Shang ignored him, he frowned handsomely, put his face next to Ji Shang's head, and whispered: "What's the matter with you?"

Ji Shang didn't say a word.

Liu Yan stretched out his hand to test Jishang's forehead, then softened his voice and said, "Are you sick?"

Ji Shang has already woken up, but he doesn't want to pay attention to this guy at all. In his opinion, Liu Yan is definitely not the type to take care of others, and it's inappropriate for someone to come to ask these questions in the middle of the night!

Unfortunately, he guessed right.

He woke up the next day, but couldn't move, and soon heard Liu Jian volunteered to cook, and the result was a mess in the kitchen.Not only that, but he also did this with his naked body. When Ji Shang saw that there were black hairs in the food that he didn't know whether it should be called noodles or some terrible substance...he didn't want to think about where the hairs were from. up.

"Do you want to take medicine?" Liu Yan moved his head closer, his voice was uncharacteristically gentle, "I'll go buy medicine for you, okay?"

"Hmm..." Ji Shang simply turned over and stuffed his face into the quilt.

Liu Bian is really at a loss now, as Ji Shang guessed, he has absolutely no experience in "taking care of" people, let alone the patience.He squatted there thinking for a long time, and finally came up with a solution that was not a solution: "You like pandas very much, don't you?"

A second later, a giant adult male panda appeared beside Ji Shang's bed. He smelled the familiar scent of shampoo, turned around, and saw a cute round face and wide-open almond eyes. Looking at him innocently.

Ji Shang's heart immediately melted into a puddle of spring water.

Alas, this is really fatal.

Ji Shang turned over, faced Liu Jian and said, "There is medicine in the kitchen, go get it."

"where?"

"The third drawer on the second grid."

Liu Biao went on all fours, and came back after a while biting a drawer, and there were still bits and pieces scattered all over the floor.

Ji Shang didn't have the strength to say anything else, he picked out the cold medicine from the odds and ends, and ordered Liu Jian to pour water for him, and after he finally finished eating, he was very thankful that nothing was damaged this time.He was a little suspicious that the damage Liu Yan had done when he came here was not intentional, but just had his own "damage halo".

After taking the medicine, there was nothing to do, Ji Shang retreated to the bed to admire Liu Bian's cuteness.

"Go back and take a look."

"..."

Ji Shang and Liu Bian looked at each other without showing any weakness, and after a few minutes, Liu Bian gave in, rolling forward like a fluffy black ball on his head.He smiled when he saw it, and grinned at Liu Jie's bitter face for a long time before saying, "Why are you so obedient today?"

Liu Bian tried to confuse the audience: "No."

"It's definitely not normal to be willing to roll around."

Liu Yan was silent for a long time before he said softly: "You were sick and died before."

Although this answer was not beyond Ji Shang's expectation, he still asked curiously: "Past life? Speaking of which, what did I do in my previous life to form a relationship with you?"

"It's not from a previous life."

"This life?"

"No."

"...Past previous life?"

"Not at all."

Ji Shang's appetite was completely whetted: "Which life is that?"

"280 VII."

"..."

Ji Shang had already guessed the various stories behind it, but the number "280" still made him feel bad.

"You remember it so clearly?"

"of course."

"Then why didn't you come to me in 280?"

"Because you were not a human being at that time, and you had no mind."

"You can make me cultivate fine."

"I tried it, but it didn't work."

"So it's not a relationship?"

"Yes." Seemingly speaking of Liu Bian's sore spot, he sat dejectedly, touched his face with his thick paws, and said angrily, "I have been looking for you every life, but you are either a plant or an animal. , it’s still full of clubs!” While talking, the Sichuan accent came out again, “You son of a bitch, your brain is not bright, no matter how I teach you, you won’t succeed. In one life, you were still a mosquito, and when I got angry, I slapped you to death You son of a bitch!"

After a long silence, Ji Shang said: "That is to say, you were my enemy?"

"Which one is an enemy, Lao Tzu or you!?" Liu Yan yelled as if his ass was burned, "I'm reincarnating you for you! You bastard doesn't know good and bad, so what's a mosquito to do!"

Ji Shang kept quiet. If he was reincarnated as a mosquito, he would die early and be reborn early. Even if he was not shot to death, it would be almost a year later. However, he still had doubts: "How did you find this mosquito of mine?"

It’s okay if you don’t ask, but when you ask Liu Jie, he seems to be even more angry: "I’m looking for death! I’m sorry, you just go around in that water tank, Mo’s female mosquitoes are gone, and you are still there! Turn around! Your head!"

Ji Shang couldn't laugh or cry, he lay there and listened to Liu Jian's nagging, complaining for a while, "It's hard to turn into a big beast spirit, and he was abandoned when he was born, and he will hang up when I rush to go", and then complained. Or "It's either a pig, a sheep, or a dog. None of them look good, they just have a lot of fat, and they are bled early every time."He imagined it for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more funny it became. After pondering the reason for it for a while, he couldn't help wondering: "I haven't transformed into a human in more than 200 lives?"

Liu Yan stared and said angrily, "How can it be so easy?"

"Because I did something bad?" Ji Shang was very calm when he said this.

"No, your luck is bad!" At this point, Liu Yan's anger subsided, and he said a little softly, "The turntable has been unable to turn anyone! Even turning 280 seven times, luck is really scumbag!"

Ji Shang was silent for a long time, and said, "It depends on the turntable?"

Liu Yan took it for granted, "Yes."

"Aren't there good rewards for good people and bad rewards for bad people?"

"What?"

Ji Shang's brain was a little confused, but he quickly reacted and said: "But this good news and bad news has nothing to do with whether you become an adult or not, right?"

"Yes!" Liu Jie had a childish expression on his face, "All living beings are equal. If you have good deeds, even if you turn into a mosquito, you can live a smooth life. If you do evil things, you will suffer and suffer if you turn into a human being."

This set of theories is not complicated, but Ji Shang can't accept it, but at the moment he doesn't want to worry about it, but thinks of something: "Didn't you say that I only love pandas in this life because of something in my last life? That's not true. The fate of the previous life?"

"I'm talking about your breach of oath in the last life, and I didn't say about the fate you formed in the last life. The two sides have nothing to do with each other." Liu Yan had an expression of hatred for iron and steel, "It's because you can't transfer people in every life, so you can't get married." Make this oath!"

"what happened?"

"It's a long story, I'll talk about it later." Liu Yan vented, as if he didn't want to say any more, "You have to take care of yourself, don't die again."

Of course Ji Shang agreed with this sentence, nodded and shrank into the quilt, muttering: "That is, if you die, you will have to look for it everywhere in the next life."

The curtains were all drawn, and Ji Shang fell asleep after a while, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.Liu Yan was watching from the side, and after confirming that Ji Shang was fast asleep, he quietly leaned over and gently arched Ji Shang's face with the panda's sharp beak, and when there was no response, he stuck out his tongue and gently licked Ji Shang's face. Shang's cheeks were touched a few times, and he was relieved only after feeling the scorching heat.

It's all about being alive, he thought in his heart, turned around and went to the kitchen, ready to struggle to make a few more bowls of food.

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