My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang glanced at Liu Biao, and saw that the other party was still immersed in the joy of getting the temporary residence permit, so he picked it up on his own initiative: "Hello?"

"Mr. Ji?" It's still the crisp voice, the only problem is that you can't tell the difference between male and female, "Is Liu Yan with you?"

"Yes."

"Let him answer the phone."

Ji Shang handed over the mobile phone, Liu Jie still had a blank expression on his face, and asked, "What is it?"

"The phone number of Director Five Colors."

Liu Yan was obviously taken aback for a moment, then picked up the phone, put it to his ear and said "Hello" carelessly. After he finished speaking, there was a long silence, but his face became more and more impatient, and he quickly frowned and rushed. He yelled in Sichuan dialect while holding his mobile phone: "You instigate again! You instigate again! You will not go to Wo! You are an immortal! What's the matter with closing Wozi! Wo is not yours! Wo..."

Ji Shang didn't know what was said on the phone, but Liu Yan closed his mouth, his handsome face was wrinkled, although he was still furious, he didn't say anything.After a while, he pursed his lips and said with an unhappy face: "Understood, it's boring!"

Afterwards, he skillfully hung up the phone and wanted to throw it away, but was snatched away by Ji Shang who had been paying attention.

Terrified, he snatched back the phone, and sighed, Ji Shang said angrily: "Go and beat me, don't break my phone."

Liu Yan didn't know whether it was because of his infuriating spirit or because of a flash of inspiration, he suddenly stomped his feet hard, Ji Shang only felt his feet tremble, and a wave of obvious high-level waves appeared on the ground, like ripples in the water.He managed to stabilize his mind, looked around, only saw Liu Jian's menacing face, and couldn't help but tremble in his heart - no matter what, this one beside him is a real fairy, he can be divided into eight pieces by moving his fingers guy.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty. During this period of time, he lived with such a guy. He not only coaxed him around, but also scolded him at every turn. If he really messed with him someday, he wouldn't know how to die!

Thinking about it this way, he immediately felt that Liu Yan was a pretty good fairy, with a strong mouth but not messy hands.

"What did Five Colors say?"

"He said that since I have applied for a temporary residence permit here, I must obey the organization's assignment, and told me to meet a director."

What Liu Yan said was sullen, which sounds normal to Ji Shang. As an ordinary person, if you are admitted to the civil service and don’t report and run around, it’s good if people are willing to recognize you as a civil servant. Who do you think you are?

However, this time Ji Shang wanted to go wrong, and he didn't realize until he followed Liu Jie to meet this superior that Ji Shang really was "who".Before he went, he was guessing whether he would be in the district government or something. Sure enough, Liu Yan took him straight to the city hall, and he saw someone waiting there from a distance in front of the door.

This is a white and clean fat man, he is rich if he sounds good, but he is fat and big ears if he is not. When he stands at the door, he looks like an official.This man kept looking left and right, and when he saw Liu Biao approaching, he immediately greeted him with a smile on his face, held Liu Bian's hand with lightning speed, shook it up and down vigorously, and said loudly: "It's finally time for you to come! "

Ji Shang stood aside blankly. Although he doesn't eat in the public office, he usually has to deal with civil servants more or less in his work. Although this guy doesn't know his status, he looks like he's trying to save his life. weird.

After the general led the two of them into the government office building, Ji Shang was even more "eye-opening". In his imagination, this person should open a secret passage and enter a huge space after inspection. It was a scene of chaos and chaos, and there were strange people everywhere.

The general didn't open the secret passage, but led them to the "director's office". As for the director, the sign didn't say anything.Going in and looking at Ji Shang, he was a little dazed. The head of the department looked like a man, wearing a suit, just like ordinary people, but what happened to the high forehead?

Are you a birthday star?

"Liu Yan, you are so young, you have finally been admitted to the gods, and you just go to the post!" The director straightened up, with a rich figure, and he spoke Henan Mandarin with a full-bodied accent, "What are you doing here? ? Let me tell you, I don’t have an organization here for you, so where do you go back and forth! If it wasn’t for the recent golden head document issued by the higher-ups, you don’t even want to apply for a temporary residence permit!”

Wait a minute, what kind of fairy are you?Do the gods still have a plan?What is the golden head file?This fairy, can you stop being so down-to-earth?Are all gods like you?And you look like this, are you trying to provoke this panda on purpose?

Ji Shang vomited on the sidelines, but at this time and place, it was not easy for him to stand out, so he could only keep silent as the background board.

Of course, Liu Yan immediately became angry when he spoke like this: "Fuck me! You asked me to come here just to talk nonsense! Let's go away! You are a god!"

"Liu Yan, you should think about it. If you dare to go out, don't even think about coming back! Wherever you come from, go back there! I will cancel the temporary residence permit for you immediately! Don't even think about keeping your immortal status!"

These words hit Liu Yan's weakness, the facial features on his face were all out of position, he was twisted and hideous for a long time, but he stayed obediently, and said angrily: "What are you calling me for!"

Come up to give a stick first, and then give the dates, Ji Shang thought silently.

Sure enough, the head of the director's complexion calmed down, nodded, sat back on the soft leather chair, pondered for a moment, until Liu Yan showed an impatient expression, and said: "Recently, there is a small group of wild monsters near the suburbs."

Creeps?Are there any house monsters?Ji Shang thought.

"Go and see it when you have time."

Are you finished?Write a report?Ji Shang said in his heart again.

"Write a report first, how many people blame what magic weapon."

What is this?

"Wait until there are instructions from above, then go and bring those people back."

Isn't this taking off your pants and farting?

Just as Ji Shang finished complaining in his heart, the director suddenly turned his head and said to him: "How can this be superfluous? Don't human beings also follow the law? It's work for the police to follow the rules. If you come home from work casually and get hit by a car, you will What do you think is killing the driver when you get excited in a quarrel?"

Ji Shang stayed for a while with a calm face, and said, "Do you have mind reading skills?"

"Sorry, I have a mind-reading card."

"...the same as the accounting certificate?"

Seeing the director nodding, with a proud expression on his face, Ji Shang no longer knew what to say.

The director added: "In addition, my incarnation was cultivated, and I belong to the sect of the birthday star, so I have such a forehead."

"..."

After giving Ji Shang a blow, the director turned his head and said kindly to Liu Jie: "You also know that the manpower is tight now, since you are here, please contribute some strength, everyone is a god, who doesn't eat this bowl of rice? With your temper, if it wasn’t for someone above you, you wouldn’t be able to pass the exam for 800 years! If you still have a little conscience, just settle down, and everyone’s life will be easier, understand?”

How could Liu Bian be willing to learn this kind of lesson? Nose is not nose and eyes are not eyes. He snorted, and threw out a sentence: "Is there anything else? I'm leaving!"

The director waved his hands and said in an official manner: "Go."

Ji Shang always felt that something was wrong, even if Liu Yan was overwhelmed by the situation, he shouldn't be so obedient.He silently followed Liu Bian and walked out. Before he could figure it out, Liu Bian suddenly stomped his feet, and he saw an undulating wave spreading from Liu Bian's feet, spreading all the way to the wall and roof, creating a big crack. !

Of course, the house is not paper, so how can it have such great flexibility, so naturally, the wall is full of cobweb-like gaps in an instant.

"Liu Bian!"

The director kept yelling loudly from behind, how could Liu Yan wait foolishly, pull up Ji Shang and run out like crazy!

Ji Shang is not a small man, but compared with Liu Bian, he is like an adult and a child. He was dragged and staggered, and when he finally went down the steps, he almost fell to the ground with his legs and feet limp. He pulled it up and tucked it around his waist.

At the gate of the city hall, people saw a man carrying another man rushing out of the gate and leaving in a hurry.

Ji Shang yelled when his back pain was about to break. He slapped Liu Jian and said angrily, "Put me down!"

Liu Yan was slapped in the crotch by this slap, let go of his hand with a groan, and stopped while clutching his vitals.

Ji Shang couldn't help groaning even when he got up, he lifted his clothes and looked at it, his waist was already bruised, and he might have to suffer in the next two days.

"Why are you running away!" He couldn't help but slap Liu Jian on the head, and said angrily, "Do you have the guts to scold and stay!?"

"Those old gods are very talkative." Liu Jie grinned and said, "They will drag me to talk for a long time."

Ji Shang slowed down and said, "It seems that you are quite familiar with the gods?"

"Yes, my elder brother is a god, he always..." Liu Yan suddenly stopped talking, obviously unwilling to mention these things, "Okay, let's go for a walk outside the city."

Ji Shang's first reaction was not to get involved in these things. In his opinion, this kind of thing is thankless and dangerous. After all, he is a human being. If it is affected, he really can't escape.

"I'm going home, you go by yourself."

"Ah?" Liu Yan didn't expect Ji Shang to say that, and immediately became upset, "Didn't you want to develop a relationship with me?"

"It's not a big deal, let's talk about me going with you..."

Ji Shang couldn't continue talking, because when Liu Yan rolled his eyes, he turned into a prototype in the street!He could only hear the clothes zipping and rattling, and soon turned into a pile of rags, and a panda appeared in front of him.

"Instigate me." The panda opened its mouth, almond eyes staring at Ji Shangdao pitifully.

Ji Shang's face was tense for a few seconds before collapsing, he covered his eyes helplessly and said, "I'll go with you, you should change back to human first."

They stayed in a remote street, and no one came over for the time being, otherwise it would have caused a big commotion.

Liu Bian looked down and said, "You want me to go naked on the street?"

Ji Shang was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at the rags, his heart was pounding, he swallowed, and said, "Don't you have any spells to become invisible or fly? You can also change into clothes."

Liu Yan said very simply: "No."

Ji Shang was silent for a moment, his willpower was quickly defeated under the attack of that round face, and he wished he could lead Liu Bian down the street immediately - as a panda lover, what could be more satisfying than taking a panda on the street! ?