My Panda Cohabitant

Liu Bian's performance was somewhat unexpected by Ji Shang. In his guess, the world Liu Bian lives in may be different from the ordinary human world, but it is still close to human civilization in essence, and the basic truth, goodness and beauty should be similar. Besides, the temporary residence permit This kind of system has been established, which is enough to show that the world is not so mysterious and terrifying.

However, Liu Yan's expression of "the sky is falling" made him very uneasy.

"what happened?"

"I don't have a temporary residence permit."

"I know." Seeing Liu Yan panicked, Ji Shang tried his best to calm down, "Just go and make up for it."

"It's not that simple." Liu Yan moved a small piece of pink tongue out of his big panda's mouth, and said, "I can't get a temporary residence permit here."

Ji Shang really wanted to touch the pink tongue that sticks out from time to time, his hands were itchy, and he stared at Liu Jian's mouth and asked casually, "Why?"

"Because... more troublesome reasons."

Ji Shang guided patiently: "Tell me about it."

After a long time, Liu Jie said: "My strength is too strong."

"Ok?"

"The human world is divided into many areas, and the powerful gods can only stay in some specific areas. The city you live in will not allow such a powerful god as me to come." Although his tone was depressed, Liu Yan still got more and more The more proud I said, "A strength test is required to apply for a temporary residence permit, and I couldn't pass it."

Only then did Ji Shang understand the cause and effect, he let out an oh, and after a few seconds of silence, he said, "So you came here as soon as you got admitted to the Immortal?"

"Yeah." Liu Yan's semicircular ears twitched, as if he was a little annoyed, "The place I assigned is a hundred and eight thousand miles away from you."

Hearing this, Ji Shang was inexplicably moved. Thinking about the meaning of Liu Jian's actions, he was happy for the first time and began to wonder about the truth behind the whole incident.

Did Liu Biao really come here because of a love affair?Why is there a relationship between them?Who was I?Or what?How can love be considered an end?

Ji Shang was very calm, he never said these questions out of his mouth, but at this time, he was a little at a loss for the troubles Liu Yan encountered.

"What can you do?" Ji Shang asked.

Liu Bian's answer was very personal: "Go out and hide for a few days."

Ji Shang said helplessly: "Then will you come back?"

"Of course I'll be back." Liu Yan said firmly, "There is still a debt between us."

"Then what will happen when Director Five Colors comes again?"

Liu Yan groaned for a few seconds and said, "I'll go out and hide again."

Ji Shang stared at Liu Bian with a half-smile, until the other party's red ears turned red from embarrassment, "Then what do you think?"

"Go and ask if there is any way to get a temporary residence permit."

Liu Yan unceremoniously gave Ji Shang a big roll of his eyes: "No."

"It's good to ask."

"Ask, ask, I went to ask, didn't I throw myself into a trap?"

"Think about it." Ji Shang stretched out his hand and scratched Liu Jian's nose, looked at the panda's round face shaking impatiently, and said with a smile, "If you really can't do it, why did the director ask you to do it? He Can't I just tell you to leave?"

The big round face was stunned, and stared at Ji Shang for a few seconds without moving, then turned his head as if embarrassed, snorted coldly, raised his buttocks and went to the toilet.

"Let's go after breakfast." Ji Shang yelled at his fat ass, watching his short and round tail flick, and smiled happily, "There's bacon for breakfast!"

The toilet door was slammed shut, and it seemed that there was a bit of resentment.

Ji Shang guessed that the world of immortals was similar to the image of heaven in Journey to the West. After asking a few words on the road, he felt that the world Liu Bian lived in had already "non-existed". Most of the time, there were Human traces.

"Human ambassador?"

"No, it's the ambassadors of various countries."

"Ambassadors from various countries?" Ji Shang was stunned for a moment, imagining the combination of the Jade Emperor and Caucasians, and he couldn't bear to look directly at him, "Every country has ambassadors permanently, uh, this world of yours."

"Isn't it also your world?" Liu Yan pouted, "One earth, one dream."

Ji Shang laughed, tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "What do you call someone who doesn't pass the exam?"

"Monster." Ji Shang's eyes suddenly turned wrong, and he sized Liu Jian up and down, making him say angrily, "I'm from a family of immortals!"

"Alright, alright, family of immortals." Ji Shang replied with a smile, "Then can you go to the world outside the earth?"

"can."

"Are there other living creatures in the universe?"

"No comment."

"why?"

"No reason!"

Ji Shang became curious, and asked for a long time, finally Liu Yan became impatient at being asked, he stared and blew his beard and was about to lose his temper, when Ji Shang moved up to his lips like a kiss or accidentally bumped into his lips, He froze for a moment, and said in a low voice with a distorted expression, "I haven't been there."

"Oh……"

Ji Shang answered meaningfully, and Liu Jie said angrily, "What do you mean?"

"It's nothing."

"I'm great!"

"Okay, great."

Naturally, there were two of them when they went out, and Ji Shang intended to take the panda to the street, but his rationality stopped him.Liu Yan said it was not far away, and the two of them walked out the door, talking and laughing along the way, the sunshine was rare, and it was a pleasant afternoon.Ji Shang used to have no entertainment, no dates, and big men didn't have any interest in shopping. All online shopping was done. It felt like a long time ago to find a companion on the road like this afternoon.

When people are happy, they don't know the time. When Ji Shang found that Liu Yan had stopped, he realized that he had arrived. When he looked up, the name of the street police station in his own community came into view.

Ji Shang asked: "Aren't we going to the Immortal Personnel Department?"

Liu Bian looked puzzled: "What are you doing there?"

"The number and position given to me by Wuse shows where it is."

"But this is where you apply for a temporary residence permit."

Ji Shang looked up again, confirmed that it was the police station who had come to handle various documents before, and asked suspiciously: "There are monsters here too?"

"Don't talk nonsense, all those who can appear in front of you are gods." Liu Yan finished staring, raised his legs and walked inside.

Ji Shang followed him in, looked around, there was no difference from before, there were still those familiar faces, the middle-aged policewoman who came to him for consultation several times when he bought the house was already very familiar, and there were several people who consulted Surrounded, seeing him coming in, he just smiled familiarly.

He waited for a while, no one rushed to arrest Liu Biao, and there was no strange flash explosion, which was normal, so he couldn't help but leaned closer to Liu Bian and whispered: "Where are the gods?"

Liu Yan didn't move, looked at the policewoman, looked at Ji Shang, and said, "Why are you looking for a fairy?"

Ji Shang looked at Liu Bian in surprise, and said, "Who will give you a temporary residence permit if there is no god?"

"It's behind the counter!" Liu Yan looked surprised, "Your eyes are broken?"

It took a long time for Ji Shang to squeeze out two words: "No."

The tasks of the first few people were not complicated, and soon it was Ji Shang and Liu Bian's turn in the line. Seeing Liu Biao standing still in front of the counter, he said carelessly, "I'm here to apply for a temporary residence permit."

The policewoman handed over a form and asked, "Did you bring your ID card and real estate certificate?"

"I'm here to ask if I can do it."

The policewoman was taken aback, lifted her glasses on the bridge of her nose, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"My ID card is Class A."

Ji Shang was at a loss when he heard it, and he didn't understand what the so-called "Class A ID card" meant. He only saw Liu Yan took out a very ordinary ID card from his body and handed it over. The policewoman took it and looked at it again. Handed it back, rummaged through the forms and documents and handed over a piece of paper: "It can be done, you fill out the form first."

He saw Liu Bian took the form and ran to the side to fill in it for a long time, biting the pen and lip at the same time, he leaned over to take a look, the words on it were completely incomprehensible, and the words written by Liu Bian were like a scripture from heaven.He simply leaned in front of the female police officer and asked, "What does his Class A ID card mean?"

"The country specially introduces talents." The policewoman began to gossip, "Which country did your friend come from? The young man is quite handsome, he looks a bit like a half-breed."

Ji Shang asked curiously: "We imported it from China?"

The aunt burst out laughing: "What else?"

Ji Shang also felt that he had asked a stupid question, so he smiled embarrassedly, and turned to watch Liu Yan fill out the form, but there was still no word on it that he could understand.He waited impatiently for Liu Bian to finish filling it out and handed it to the policewoman. Just as he was wondering if some fairy would appear next, the policewoman took out a machine from under the counter, which looked a bit like a banknote detector, and took out the completed form. Going in and out from one side like a copy, the machine beeped a few times, and then the policewoman picked up the stamp and stamped it on the watch, filed it, and then began to make the temporary residence permit.

Ji Shang waited for a while, and then carefully asked: "Is this all right?"

At this moment, Liu Bian was refreshed and said happily, "En."

"Explain it to me."

Liu Bian opened his mouth, and changed the topic as if thinking of something, and said triumphantly: "If you sleep with me, I will tell you!"

Several lines of sight shot over, even in Sichuan dialect, many people guessed the phrase "sleeping notice", Ji Shang's face flushed instantly, he laughed dryly, and said, "Then I don't listen to it. "

Liu Yan immediately became upset: "Why don't you listen to instigation!?"

"...let's talk about it when we go home."

"What are you talking about now!"

"Let's talk at home."

"Why don't you say it now!"

"Go home and talk."

When the two of them were talking about it, the policewoman had already completed the temporary residence permit, and Ji Shang took it over to take a look, and it was no different from the ones he had done before.He took it and walked outside, and when Liu Yan followed up to ask for it, he asked curiously: "What's the difference between your temporary residence permit and ordinary people's?"

Liu Bian hurriedly snatched it over, held it in his hand and said with a smile: "There is a shading pattern of the Chinese character A, you can't see it."

Ji Shang shrugged, he was inexplicably disappointed that there was no "surprise" in this temporary residence permit.Unexpectedly, "Surprise" found him in the next second, and the phone rang, and the caller was Director Wu Se.