My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang was stunned by the sudden kiss, and took two steps back to try to break free, but unfortunately Liu Jian's figure was too huge, and his strength was even more frightening, two hands were like iron clamps around his upper body, and he couldn't move at all.The tongue in his mouth was as slippery as a loach. He tried to bite it several times but failed. Instead, the tongue penetrated wantonly until he licked his palate. down.

Liu Bian was not like a first-time brother, but instead gave off a feeling of rich experience. Ji Shang was pressed against the wall, and the two slowly slid down the smooth wall, like two sticky rice cakes.The saliva dripped down the corner of the mouth that could not be closed, he closed his eyes, sucked the other party's lips unconsciously, and his tongues entangled with each other.

After several minutes, the kiss was over, and Ji Shang gasped for a while leaning against the wall before he managed to say: "Fuck, we kissed hard!"

Liu Yan immediately looked overjoyed, and tugged Ji Shang's arm and said, "Please tell me to sleep!"

Ji Shangding glanced at Liu Biao, his intoxicated expression gradually calmed down, and said with his mouth curled up: "I don't like you, why sleep?"

Liu Bian was taken aback, and asked, "You don't like pandas anymore?"

"Are you a panda?"

"Why am I not a panda?"

Ji Shang pinched the skin on Liu Jian's arm, and said, "Where is the hair?"

Only then did Liu Bian understand, his joy turned into anger, and he roared, "Why isn't I instigated by a panda!?"

The disdain on Ji Shang's face almost fell off in pieces, he pushed Liu Jian a few times, and said, "Let go."

"Don't let it go!"

Ji Shang looked at Liu Jie's expression, and his calm and self-possessed heart couldn't help being shaken: What if this guy comes hard?Judging from novels and biographies, gods are unreasonable. If this guy has any messy thoughts, he will definitely not be able to beat him.

Fortunately, Liu Yan was so angry that his nose was not his nose, his eyes were not his eyes, but he just pressed Ji Shang against the wall without any further action.

"Little scorpion." Ji Shangyu said earnestly.

"What?"

"Why do you have to sleep with me?"

"It's not because of love!"

"Just go to bed and have a relationship?"

This question got to the point, Liu Yan pursed his lips and remained silent for a long while before uttering an uncertain word: "It should be."

"The so-called should be that you are not sure, right?" Ji Shang showed the energy of hostage negotiation, and persuaded him in a good voice, "You think, now I like bears very much...you, but you don't like me Right? I like this kind of thing. It doesn’t mean that I come out of the bed. If you insist on doing something, you won’t like me after you finish it. And I, because I was forced, I don’t like you anymore. Isn't this contrary to your purpose? Then you will be in more trouble, right?"

With Ji Shang's persuasion, Liu Yan's strength gradually relaxed. He is not a fool, and the reasoning will make sense, but at the moment the arrow is on the string, he is a little embarrassed, his face is cloudy and uncertain, and he has not spoken for a long time .

Ji Shang is a shrewd person, and he immediately saw the clues, and took the heat to hit the rails: "Xiao Yu, let me have a period of time to prepare. If I like you very much one day, it will be a matter of course for us to go to bed." Is it? At that time, we will be in love with each other. I can't help you if you are happy or not, but at least I am happy, right?"

Only then did Liu Yan's expression completely relax, and he snorted as a sign of approval, but he still said stubbornly, "Then... give me a kiss."

Ji Shang recollected the feeling just now, but he didn't resist, but seeing Liu Bian's approaching handsome face, he had a whim, covered Liu Biao's mouth, and said with a smile: "You become a panda to kiss Okay?" Seeing that Liu Yan's face was about to change again, he quickly added, "I'll be very happy this way, it will enhance the relationship and enhance the relationship."

Liu Bian's eyebrows twitched, but they changed after a few seconds. Soon, the handsome man turned into a giant panda. The smell of bath shampoo entered Ji Shang's nostrils. I just feel comfortable for a while, happier than eating ice in the dog days.

He let out a long sigh of satisfaction, closed his eyes and raised his face to wait. Then, he only felt that his eyes went dark, and something wet and stuffy covered his entire face.

Liu Yan swallowed his face in one gulp.

"Xiao Yu, I want to kiss." Ji Shangweng said angrily, feeling quite difficult to breathe, the experience of being swallowed whole by someone is really not a pleasure, even if the other person is his favorite panda , "You... um!"

The latter words could not be uttered, because Liu Yan's fat and big tongue washed his face in an instant like a towel, and then Shi Shiran spat out his head, snorted, and left the bathroom wagging his butt.

Ji Shang wiped his hand, and muttered: "... brat."

The kissing incident was a bit of a shadow, but it didn't affect Ji Shang's love for pandas at all. Although he deliberately concealed it, he still couldn't control it every time he faced a panda.The only thing he can do is to try to be more enthusiastic when Liu Yan is in human form, at least on par with pandas.

The two lived in harmony for another two weeks, and Liu Jian has been here for almost a month, and the cohabitation life has become more and more stable, and everything is on the right track.

Ji Shang was originally a very receptive person, since he discovered his panda addiction, he has been quite tolerant of all the weirdness in this world.Even if Liu Bian does it all day long, he can deal with it calmly and resolve it skillfully.Besides, he didn't mind the "salty panda hand" at all. After being touched by the thick and soft panda hand, the exhaustion from working all day disappeared.

Even if one day Liu Jie suddenly confessed that he was an emissary sent by aliens to destroy the earth, Ji Shang could still calmly say "Let's have a meal first," but it doesn't mean he doesn't have curiosity.

The quarterly merchant only has a single day off. As a small supervisor, he has to work hard to be worthy of his salary. Therefore, when he was woken up on a rare Sunday morning, his good temper couldn't be held anymore.

When he opened the door, there was only an empty corridor outside. Ji Shang poked his head out sleepily to have a look, but found nothing.I don't know if it was tinnitus, but he seemed to hear a low humming sound, which was very subtle, and if he didn't listen carefully, he would easily ignore it.

He was still very sleepy, and he didn't get into bed until two o'clock last night after hanging out with Liu Jian.He yawned, and when he was about to go back to catch up on sleep, a small voice rang in his ear: "Does Liu Yan live here?"

"Yes." Ji Shang replied reflexively, looked around again but still did not see anyone, "Who is talking?"

"Are you Liu Jie's predestined relationship?" The voice rang again, but this time it changed direction, from left to right, "He has been here for a month, and he hasn't come to apply for a temporary residence permit yet. "

"Temporary residence permit...then what, who is talking?"

"I am here."

As soon as the words fell, a small figure descended from the sky, floating between Ji Shang's noses.He took a closer look and found that it was a hummingbird, flapping its petite wings and floating in the air.

"You are a season merchant, right? Hurry up and ask him to apply for a temporary residence permit. If you don't wait after the expiration date, you will be fined."

Ji Shang was silent for two seconds, digested what Hummingbird said, and asked: "Is the god still applying for a temporary residence permit?"

"Of course." The hummingbird answered as a matter of course with its small head held high.

Ji Shang asked: "Is he really a god?"

"Of course, I heard that he took the exam for many years, and he just passed it this year."

"Wait a minute, what's the test?"

"The fairy entrance exam is held once every ten years, and many people take it."

"...is it similar to the civil service exam?"

"Oh, I've heard of it, more or less."

Ji Shang thought about it again, and asked: "Then he has already been admitted to the immortal, why does he need a temporary residence permit?"

Hummingbird's small eyes seemed to roll, and his voice raised a few degrees: "He's not taking the test for the gods here, and the relationship file is not here, so you can't apply for a temporary residence permit when you come to my place?"

"..."

Ji Shang couldn't refute, the answer was too impeccable, he said politely: "I will remind him."

The hummingbird didn't seem to believe it, flipped its wings, took out a small and exquisite mobile phone from nowhere, and asked, "Do you have a number?"

Ji Shang answered calmly, "I have."

"Remember mine."

Hummingbird reported the number, Ji Shang ran back to get his mobile phone, dialed it, and got through. Hummingbird's mobile phone rang "The Man with the Horse-Hitch".

"Okay, I'm leaving, remember to let Liu Jie handle it!"

Ji Shang stretched his neck to watch the hummingbird flapping its wings and flew out of the corridor window, then gently closed the door, looked down at the phone, and found that the number had been automatically saved, the number was garbled, but the name was written as "five colors", and the job title was written The person in charge is the "Director of Human Resources Department of Gaoloumen Street, Xuanwu District" in this city.He was in a daze for a while, then went to the living room to push the sleeping panda, and asked, "Have you got your temporary residence permit yet?"

Liu Yan turned over and said vaguely: "No..."

"Director Five Colors is here to urge you to do it."

"Well……"

This kid really knows, Ji Shang thought.

He circled around, squatted in front of Liu Bian's head, touched Liu Biao's nose and said, "Why did you pass the test, you fairy?" It's like scratching a cat's chin, but unfortunately there is no purring sound.

Sure enough, Liu Yan stretched his limbs, rubbed his head on the ground a few times, and said: "It's so difficult...it's so annoying...I practiced spells for a long time...20 years ago, I used to do it...it has something to do with it... It's the top...you should eat those people, um, hungry..."

Seeing that Liu Bian's speech was getting more and more out of shape, Ji Shang knew that he couldn't continue to ask, so he stopped. When he was thinking, Liu Bian seemed to finally wake up, and suddenly raised his head and said: "Five colors are here!" ?”

"Ah."

Ji Shang could see clearly that the tip of Liu Bian's nose was sweating all of a sudden.