My Panda Cohabitant

Human life is nothing more than eating and drinking, and it is very clear what ordinary people can eat and what they can’t eat, unless they are mentally retarded.But facing Liu Biao, Ji Shang felt very disturbed.He didn't care about it a few days before he came here, Liu Bian just ate his food like this, he ate whatever he ate, even if he was in a panda state, he ate it happily.

After chatting with his friend today, Ji Shang felt that he should know more about Liu Jian, after all, they will get along for a long time in the future.

"What do you want to eat?" He poked his head out of the kitchen and asked, waving the kitchen knife in his hand, "Order something."

The giant panda sitting in the living room turned its head, its beautiful almond eyes moved, and a deep male voice came out from the mouth full of fangs: "Man Han Quan Banquet."

Ji Shang's smile remained unchanged, he cleared his throat and said nonchalantly, "How about I buy some bamboo for you to eat?"

"I don't eat bamboo." Liu Yan dropped the sentence in disdain, turned his head and said, "You can figure it out."

Ji Shang returned to the kitchen angrily to get busy, and after a while, he brought out several dishes: stewed meatballs, braised octopus, sliced ​​cauliflower meat, mushrooms and green vegetables, all home-cooked dishes, and that's all he knew.When he returned to the kitchen to bring out the meal, there was only a bowl of braised octopus left on the table.

He was silent for a few seconds, looked at the soy sauce on Liu Bian's mouth, and muttered helplessly, "You should save some for me anyway."

The sculptural Liu Bian glanced at Ji Shang, waved his thick paws, and he walked over strangely. As soon as he stood still, Liu Biao opened his mouth violently, and used a soy sauce-flavored tongue to make his face firm. Come here for a while.Although I love pandas very much, the feeling of being washed in soy sauce is not very good, not to mention the stench coming out of that mouth.

Ji Shang froze for a while, spat out the saliva in his mouth, and asked, "Have you ever brushed your teeth?"

Liu Bian didn't say anything.

Ji Shang didn't want to eat anymore, so he grabbed Liu Jian's paw and walked to the bathroom. He was a little surprised to find that the person pulling him didn't resist him.After entering, he took out the scrubbing brush that he just bought in the past two days and hadn't had time to use, and said to Liu Bian with great momentum: "Open your mouth."

Liu Bian's small eyes flicked back and forth between the scrub brush and Ji Shang's face, and his mouth was tightly shut.

"..."

Ji Shang resorted to all kinds of martial arts, even coaxing and deceiving, but he couldn't pry his mouth open. Instead, he was washed several times by Liu Bian's tongue sticking out from time to time. When he finally confirmed that Liu Bian did it on purpose, Resignedly said: "Then you become a human."

Liu Yan snorted, and with some pride, his figure quickly shrank, and soon, a naked and handsome man appeared in the bathroom.

Ji Shang's goodwill disappeared instantly.In order to have a normal relationship, he had tried to find many types of people, including men, but they all failed in the end.At this time, Liu Yan in front of him couldn't arouse any excitement in him. He waved his toothbrush and said, "Will it work?"

Liu Yan took the toothbrush, was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly said, "Aren't you going to brush it for me?"

"Why should I brush it for you?" Ji Shang asked back, "It's not like you can't."

Liu Bian's handsome face darkened, and he said, "You were going to brush it for me just now!"

Ji Shang blurted out: "Of course it's because pandas are cute!"

Liu Bian's complexion could no longer be described as gloomy.

"I'm not good-looking?" Sichuan dialect came out immediately, and Liu Yan said angrily, "Where is I not good-looking?"

Ji Shang's originally calm expression twisted, and he tried his best to calmly say: "My dear, you look very good."

"I don't care, brush it for me!"

It's really not easy to brush teeth for a big man, especially when the teeth are full of the dregs of vegetables that he just ate.Ji Shang asked Liu Yan to sit down, raised his head and opened his mouth to face the light, and used the small toothbrush to brush carefully bit by bit, from top to bottom to left and right.

After brushing, I saw, oh, what a set of white teeth, without any calculus, it's not easy!

Liu Yan rinsed his mouth, snorted, and walked out as if he had just collected the 100 million owed.

Ji Shang looked at the back of the bare ass and just thought it was funny. This panda fairy didn't know how long he had lived, and he understood it if he said it was sensible, but the idea was so simple that he could guess it with just one guess.But that's okay, it's not comfortable to get along with wily people.

Except for eating, Liu Bian sleeps most of the time every day. Usually when Ji Shang comes home from work, he can see a giant panda in the "living room with dead body". The empty living room can fit Liu Bian's huge body. I am also happy not to have to buy furniture.Except for the addition of a panda at home, his life has not changed much. He goes to and from work as usual, but he cooks three times more meals, and the entertainment expenses he saves barely make up for it, so he can maintain a balance of income and expenditure.

Ji Shang's life was not affected by Liu Biao, but Liu Biao was in subtle anxiety because of Ji Shang. After all, he only had the life of the White Lady, but he didn't have the heart of the White Lady.

"What do you do after get off work today?" Liu Yan asked Ji Shang before going to work for the first time on the second weekend after he came.

Ji Shang was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "It's okay. What can I do?"

"No." Liu Yan is a human being now, he can feel the difference in Ji Shang's attitude, although he is unhappy in his heart, he doesn't show it, "It's because you came back early, I'm bored at home."

Ji Shang nodded and said, "That's right. I'll take you out to make clothes. My clothes are too small for you. If you have clothes, you can go out and play casually."

"I don't want clothes or anything." Liu Yan said impatiently, "Anyway, come back early."

Ji Shang responded and simply left, sometimes Liu Yan couldn't understand him very much, did the people change now or Ji Shang was special?When a fairy came to the house, this guy should still eat and sleep, without even a single complaint or question, it's so strange.Besides, he didn't come here for no reason. He should do things when he comes, and leave when he's done. What's the point of procrastinating here?

Liu Bian's daytime is very boring. He often wakes up and finds that the sun is still on. He curses "Golden Turtle Grandson" and goes back to sleep.It's not that he has never been outside, he is not interested at all, let alone it is not interesting, so he decided to recharge his batteries during the day and "work" hard at night-to attack Jishang.

If you are male, you should go to bed directly, and after the sex, you will have a relationship, and the relationship will be over.As for the possibility of not being emotional after sex, he didn't even consider it. Besides, they always have to go to bed, and there is no difference between morning and night.

As expected, today's Ji Shang arrived home half an hour earlier, and shouted as soon as he entered the house: "Liu Bian, Liu Bian!"

Liu Bian, who was originally sleepy, was refreshed, and ran over excitedly, seeing Ji Shang waving a bundle of long sticks and said, "Look, is it the kind you like to eat?"

He fixed it and saw that it was a bundle of bamboo.

"..."

Ji Shang was still chattering happily: "This bamboo is very difficult to get. I entrusted several people to transport it here today. It was transported by air to ensure its freshness. You can quickly turn into a panda and taste it to see if it suits your taste. If you don't like it, I'll change another collection point."

Liu Yan was in the human form, and after listening to Ji Shang without saying a word, he took the bamboo, grabbed it with both hands and snapped it into two pieces easily, threw it on the ground and ran away without looking back.

Ji Shang stood at the door and looked at the bamboo on the ground, sighed softly, picked up the bamboo, and walked to the kitchen while saying loudly, "We're eating takeaway today."When he came out again, Liu Yan had turned into a panda sitting on the living room floor.

He walked over, put the family bucket on the table, and said with a smile: "Are you angry?"

Liu Bian didn't make a sound, and grabbed a piece of chicken with great dexterity with his huge claws and threw it into his mouth, chewing even the skin and bones.

Every time Ji Shang sees this scene, Ji Shang has the illusion of "It's not a fairy, it's a monster", but this is absolutely not to be said. Liu Yan's little heart is really sensitive and proud. At the same time, he immediately turned his face like turning a book.

He sat at the table and watched Liu Yan eat the chicken piece by piece, and rinsed his mouth after eating.

Liu Jian squirted water, and he couldn't help asking: "How did you live without brushing your teeth for thousands of years?"

Liu Yan said vaguely: "Who said I haven't brushed for thousands of years?"

"That is when the gods brush their teeth and stop brushing their teeth?"

"Have you ever seen a zoo brush an animal's teeth every day?"

Ji Shang was taken aback by this answer, and asked curiously, "Have you ever stayed in a zoo?"

Only then did Liu Bian realize what he had said, and immediately stopped talking.

Ji Shang smiled, and thoughtfully changed the subject: "You said it yourself earlier, except that you never brushed your teeth before coming to my place."

"Because you don't need to brush your teeth to be a fairy, you just need to brush your teeth when you come here." Liu Yan said angrily, "The food in the world is too easy to get teeth stuck."

"If you become a panda, the bamboo will not get stuck."

"Who said that? Bamboo also has its teeth stuck."

Ji Shang immediately asked with a smile, "Have you ever eaten bamboo?"

Liu Bian shut up again, and the big plate panda's face turned away.

Ji Shang thought it was funny and cute, and he liked it even more to death, but he wisely changed the subject again when he saw Liu Yan was about to explode: "Are there any other gods?"

It seems that this topic is not very important, Liu Jian casually replied: "Yes."

"Where are you usually?"

"Together with you."

This answer was a bit unexpected to Ji Shang, he looked around subconsciously, and said, "Living in human society?"

"Yes." Liu Yan's tone was completely unhappy, "You are stupid, you just didn't realize it yourself."

"Are there monsters and the like?"

"That's what you call, but they're all the same." Liu Yan became impatient, "In short, don't worry about it, anyway, you won't be able to contact me after I leave."

"Why me……"

"come here."

Ji Shang approached obediently, and just about to say something, Liu Yan rushed forward, hugged him, his limbs and body quickly shrunk and deformed, and soon revealed the appearance of a man, and he lowered his head and kissed him on the mouth !