My Panda Cohabitant

"So you just let that man..."

"That panda." Ji Shang corrected.

The man sitting across from the coffee table paused and said, "Is that panda staying at your house?"

"why not?"

The man's expression twisted for a moment.

The man's name is Lu Jiu, he is Ji Shang's childhood sweetheart, although Ji Shang has never officially said "panda obsession", but he still sensed something, but he didn't say a word with a tacit understanding, his mouth was very tight.Gradually, Ji Shang got used to discussing everything with him.

"How on earth did you get into the supervisor position?" Lu Jiu wanted to slap the peanuts on the plate on Ji Shang's face, "Did your brain melt when it touched a panda?"

Ji Shang replied calmly: "Yes."

"..."

Seeing Lu Jiu's black face about to explode, Ji Shang quickly comforted him: "I know, I know, you think it's not normal to keep such a stranger at home. But think about it, I saw him turn into a panda with my own eyes, Could he be an ordinary person? I also checked the video of the building later, and there was no record of him entering or leaving my house. The neighbors and security guards said they saw nothing wrong. If he really wants to do something bad, do you think I can stop him? "

These words are still reasonable, Lu Jiu's complexion improved a little, and said: "Then you just believe in those nonsense?"

Ji Shang threw peanuts into his mouth and asked back: "So what if I don't believe it? Call the police or fight him? Do you think the police will believe me, or do you think I can beat him or a panda? Or call the police Fight him? I don't think he's like someone who doesn't understand anything."

Lu Jiu thought for a while, and honestly admitted that what Ji Shang said was reasonable: "So you think the best way to deal with it now is to remain unchanged and respond to all changes?"

"Anyway, I have a panda." Ji Shang's serious face became mentally retarded in a second, "You don't know how smooth his fur is, you can't let go of it..."

"Okay." Lu Jiu rolled his eyes, "I'm too lazy to listen to your Panda Sutra, anyway, be careful yourself. Damn, only people like you would just accept this kind of thing like this. It's not just weird, is it? , is simply inexplicable!"

"Don't worry!" Ji Shang trembled with excitement when he thought about the scene at home, "The first task now is not to make him fall in love with me!"

Lu Jiu almost spit out the coffee in his mouth, and said, "Huh?"

"You think, according to what he said, he is that Bai Suzhen and I am Xu Xian, right?"

Lu Jiu's expression was so distorted that he couldn't even read it, and it took him a long time to utter a word: "That's right."

"Well, if he wants to become a fairy, of course he needs me to love him and he loves me. The key is that I can love without any problem... Cough, him, but he can't fall in love with me. So as long as I don't let him like me, he has to stay with me forever."

Lu Jiu already had a dull expression on his face, and asked, "And then?"

"Then?" Ji Shang said with a smile, "Then I will have a panda."

"..."

Abandoning his friend with a broken expression, Ji Shang bought a lot of ingredients and returned home. As soon as he entered the door, he saw a naked man sitting in the empty living room, facing the window with a dull expression.

"Liu Yu, what are you doing?"

Liu Bian is naturally a panda boy, and the name is easy to understand. Liu is a common surname in Sichuan, and Biao is a panda, which is simple and clear at a glance.

Liu Bian turned his face slowly, and replied in a smooth manner in Sichuan dialect: "Fazen."

"Crazy?"

The muscles under Liu Bian's almond eyes twitched, and he said, "I'm in a daze."

"Oh."

Ji Shang responded and didn't say anything else. After the panda man came for a few days, he had almost figured out the other's temperament. Panda remains the same, he likes salty ones but prefers sweet ones.

The only exception is when he is angry, and when his temper comes up, this guy will turn into a panda and wander around.

Sure enough, within a few minutes, Ji Shang saw a huge panda moving to the window with its buttocks twisted, and then sat down motionless.He snickered and went to the kitchen to cook.Over the past few days, the two of them have tacitly divided their respective responsibilities of life, and quickly entered the state of "cohabitation": Ji Shang is in charge of making money and housework, and Panda Man is in charge of being cute.

It's easy to say, but in fact there are many problems, for example, Liu Bian's bathing problem.

Liu Bian seems to have considerable knowledge of human life, at least he knows how to turn on a water heater and how to use a microwave oven.Of course, it's very simple for an individual, just let him wash it by himself, but Ji Shang, a panda lover, has different requirements.

"Let me help you take a bath."

Hearing this request, Liu Yan's handsome face was clouded: "What are you doing?"

"I'll give you a bath."

"It's not that I don't know how. Besides, I only said to take a shower. Who said I need to take a bath?"

"Since it's all flushed, let's wash it off by the way. I heard it's more comfortable to wash with the body."

"Don't listen to instigation!"

Ji Shang thought for a while, and said: "Think about it, we want to enhance our relationship, wouldn't it be great to take a mandarin duck bath?"

Liu Yan narrowed his eyes, and said suspiciously: "You want to increase your relationship with me?"

"Yes."

Liu Bian pointed at the bedroom: "Then it's just a sleep report!"

If you were a panda, I would definitely sleep with you, Ji Shang said silently in his heart, but still insisted: "The sleep progress is too fast, why don't you take a bath first."

"Then it's more convenient to wash with a human incarnation."

"Pandas are more obvious in improving feelings. Think about it, I'm not under that curse..."

"It's a breach of oath." Liu Jie corrected.

"It doesn't matter." Ji Shang said patiently, "Anyway, it's just that I have a good impression of pandas, so won't you be particularly fond of pandas when you become a panda?"

Liu Yan's face was expressionless, and he was probably entangled.Because Ji Shang was nagging and urging him again, after half a minute, he didn't bother to think about it, so he simply showed his panda's true form and went to the bathroom with a waddle.

Of course, with Ji Shang's financial resources, he couldn't afford any big house, and the bathroom was pitifully small.Liu Bian was originally bigger than ordinary pandas, with a height of nearly 2 meters. The weight has never been weighed, but it must be an astonishing figure.The door of the bathroom is only 1 meters high and 8 centimeters wide. When entering, Liu Yan had to work hard to hold his body together.

Even so, as soon as Liu Yan squeezed halfway, there was a crash, and two gaps and long cracks appeared on both sides of the door frame.

Ji Shang and Liu Yan turned their heads to look at the same time.

After being silent for two seconds, Liu Yan said, "It's not my fault."

I don't know if it's an illusion, Ji Shang felt that Liu Yan was a little ashamed when he said this, thinking about the miserable situation where his home was destroyed into ruins a few days ago, he said with a smile on his face: "It's okay, I will give you a few days later. You change the door."

Compared to giving a panda a bath, the door is nothing!

Ji Shang's bathroom is just ordinary decoration, there must be no tall things like a bathtub, Liu Yan sat down on the tile floor, Ji Shang busied himself attentively, turned on the faucet and began to brush his long hair vigorously.After Liu Bian came, he washed it once. Of course, he didn't know how to maintain it at all. He just washed it clean, and many hairs were knotted. He combed while washing, and stopped to untie knots from time to time.

Ji Shang was sweating profusely from washing, and asked casually, "How long has it been since you took a shower?"

"Two days."

"Huh?" Ji Shang quickly realized, "Before I wash it here?"

"Don't wash it."

"Have you never washed it?"

"Mo."

"...Don't the gods take a bath?"

Liu Yan flicked his short tail and said angrily, "Miss my business!"

"Well, never mind."

Ji Shang coaxed, and began to "hands-on". For him, this was a rare opportunity to get close to the panda's fur. After a while, he found that Liu Jie's fur seemed to be a little different. The root of the hair is actually golden.

"Why is your black hair root golden?"

Liu Bian's fat body shook, and he turned his huge round face and said, "Golden?"

"Yes."

There was another few seconds of unbearable silence, and Liu Yan suddenly roared, the voice was loud and full of power, Ji Shang felt as if he had been hit by an invisible iron plate, and sat down on the bathroom floor, staring at his eyes and trembling all over his body. numb.

"It's not your fault, you bastard, you..." Liu Jie turned around while cursing, and when he saw the stiff Ji Shang, his anger disappeared instantly, and he said angrily, "The body of a human being is so bad! Touch it and you will be scared !"

Liu Yan seemed to be sulking for a few seconds before reaching out his fat panda hand to touch Ji Shang's forehead. The huge paws stuck to his face like a cake, but they were as light as feathers, and a warm breath spread Kailai relaxed his stiff body, and he collapsed on the ground, taking a long time to recover.

A round panda face appeared above Ji Shang: "Bang Chui, what's the matter?"

"It's all right." Ji Shang took a breath, sat up and smiled, "You are really a god, amazing, what is this?"

The panda's eyes showed strong contempt, and it sneezed, saying: "The club doesn't understand, why don't you keep rubbing your back!"

Ji Shang didn't care about it, and continued to pick up the brush to deal with the tangled long hair. Perhaps because of the influence just now, he exhausted all his strength before combing halfway, so he had to rest and sit there to balance his breath.When he calmed down, when he raised his head, he saw Liu Yan sitting in front of him solemnly, with his hands on the ground, staring at him, and he asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter!" Liu Jie stood up quickly, shook off his long hair, and said, "The club is just for use, I'll wash it next time."

Looking at the big butt walking towards the door, Ji Shang blinked, thought for a while before turning around, and tentatively asked: "Are you worried about me?"

"You know nothing about sticks!" As expected, Liu Yan immediately turned his head and said angrily, "I'm hungry, I'll wash it next time!"

Ji Shang smiled meaningfully, and he had a good impression of Liu Yan, a "person" in his heart. Of course, he wouldn't break it, stood up and said, "Do you want me to cook for you?"

"I want pizza, order takeaway!"

"It's pizza."

"I know, don't talk too much, stick!"

"Yes, I called for takeaway."