My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang has been to Beijing, not for tourism, but to attend industry conferences, and listen to a bunch of meteorologists talk about some so-called "industry topics" that are far-fetched, and he falls asleep every time he hears them.

This time, as soon as he got out of the airport, he grabbed Liu Yan who had regained his human form and asked, "What happened on the plane just now?"

"What's going on?" Liu Yan was puzzled.

Ji Shang observed Liu Bian's expression, he didn't seem to be fake, so he said patiently: "Have you ever been on a plane before?"

"Sit."

"Is it all like today?"

"Yes."

Ji Shang was silent for a while, and said, "Ordinary people don't fly like this."

Liu Bian said casually: "That's because ordinary people have no money, right?" Seeing Ji Shang glaring at him, he hurriedly said, "I know that ordinary people sit in one row when flying. I've seen it in movies, but there are also some of them." Did the rich pay for a whole plane or something?"

Ji Shang rolled his eyes and asked, "Then you have money?"

"No." Liu Jie replied honestly, "But gods travel like this, and the mortal government will pay for it."

This was not beyond Ji Shang's expectation. What he didn't understand was another question: "Why does the government give you travel money?"

Liu Bian was stunned for a moment, didn't seem to understand, blinked his eyes and said: "Because...we are gods?"

Ji Shang rolled his eyes again, and simply ignored the bear and sent a message to Wu Se.Now that he found out that Wu Se allowed Liu Bian to cling to him, the purpose might not be that simple, so he would naturally take advantage of Wu Se's advantage, and he couldn't help others easily.

The five-color phone was connected as soon as it was answered, and the background sound on the phone was noisy: "What's wrong with the plane?"

"Why are there special arrangements?" Ji Shang asked straight to the point.

"Because we are gods."

"..."

Before Ji Shang's expression twisted a bit, Wu Se said again: "Of course mortals don't want us to run around in private, but why should we listen to mortals? So, if mortals are willing to offer some benefits, then we don't mind enjoying it. .”

Such an explanation made sense, and Ji Shang immediately understood that the shadows following the plane were not hallucinations, but real fighter jets. Thinking about it this way, he felt more and more that Liu Bian was not an easy guy Oh, it's completely different from the usual image, after all, it's a fairy.

Thinking about it this way, he suddenly became worried again. The difference between mortals and gods is cloud and mud. Now the gods seem to be of a different level, so what is he, a mortal?ants?Can ants be with gods?

Wait, I'm already thinking about being with this guy?This one in human form?

When Ji Shang thought about it, he became fascinated. He didn't wake up until he went to the hotel, had supper, took a bath, and went to bed. He immediately felt that something was wrong.

"What are you doing in my bed?"

Liu Yan looked puzzled: "This is a double bed."

Ji Shang saw it, and it was true that a double bed nearly three meters wide was more than enough for three adult men to lie on. Liu Yan was leaning on the head of the bed, watching with a tablet that came from somewhere.He was stunned and asked, "Why did you book a room with a double bed?"

Liu Yan replied very aggrieved: "I didn't book it, it was the organizer."

"The host?"

"The gods in heaven will do it."

"..."

Ji Shang really wanted to say that it's not okay for you to steal the name of a mortal organization like this, but he turned a corner: "Why did the organizer order a double bed for the two of us?"

He didn't know why he had to get to the bottom of this issue, or he had some unspeakable selfishness, or he wanted to force Liu Yan to say something he expected, but at this moment, he deeply realized that he was a Cowardice and deep inner changes.

Unexpectedly, Liu Jie's answer was unique: "It's not for the two of us."

"Ok?"

Ji Shang was taken aback, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart. He glanced at the unbearably wide bed, and was about to say something when the door was kicked open and hit the wall with a bang.Before he recovered from the fright, Xiaoyao and Xiaolu came in with a bunch of things chattering, and jumped onto the bed with excitement on their faces, extremely proficient.The two goods got off the plane and shouted hungry, asked the service staff of the hotel, and went to eat after learning that there was a 24-hour restaurant.

Ji Shang looked at the two guys chewing on the bed with a dazed expression, and asked him with a smile if he wanted to eat, as if he was not going to sleep at all.He was silent for a while, and said, "The organizer won't say that the four of us live in this room?"

Liu Yan was eating spicy strips, nodded with his mouth full of red, and said vaguely: "The organizers are like this, one room in one place."

"..."

Ji Shang really wanted to complain about what to do if a team of dozens of people came, but right now he really didn't have the energy to worry about it anymore. He thought for a while and said, "Xiao Yao, Xiao Lu, can you change back to your original form?"

"Ah?" The two immediately understood after blinking their eyes, and jumped up from the bed with a comprehensible expression, "Don't worry, Brother Ji, we won't disturb you, you can sleep whatever you want! You can sleep however you want! Let's go Toilet! Beijing is too dry today, if the toilet is a bit more humid, my roots will shrink!"

Season merchant: "..."

Liu Bian was still humming and eating snacks.

Ji Shang didn't sleep very well that night, but Liu Jian's sleeping position was surprisingly honest. The problem was that he fell asleep halfway, and he didn't know what he dreamed. This guy suddenly changed back to his original shape!

The heavy bed has withstood the test, withstood Liu Bian's rolling and bear's paws. In contrast, Ji Shang lying on the other side of the bed was weak: first he was awakened from a dream, and then he was awakened by a hard Bangbang's bear paws wrapped around his waist, and he was easily pulled into his arms like picking up a cucumber.

If the temperature is quite suitable, no matter what the body temperature of the animal is not too weird, as a southerner, he has no intention of rejecting such warmth.The bad thing was that the fur on his body was too prickly, and it was like a toilet brushing his face when he poked it, so painful that he almost didn't cry out.However, Liu Bian didn't show any sign of waking up. When he fell asleep, he pressed his head into his arms from time to time, and occasionally smacked his mouth on top of his head, as if he was eating something delicious.

Ji Shang naturally wanted to wake Liu Jian up, but after hearing the closing words of "don't die", a soft place in his heart was poked hard, and finally he closed his eyes and tried hard to fall asleep.

For "One Night in Beijing", Ji Shang refused. When the sky was slightly white, Liu Yan seemed to have finally finished eating in his dream. He let go of his hand, and he, who was half asleep and half awake all night, rolled to the side like this, from the "glitch hell" While escaping, he also lost the warmth and woke up from the cold.

Everyone woke up one after another, came out of the toilet, and greeted warmly with inexplicable damp medicine: "Morning Ji, how did you sleep last night?"

Ji Shang rubbed his neck and didn't want to answer at all, but there was a burst of flat laughter from Liu Jian's panda fur woven bag. It was a duet of vampires and black peacocks. I don't know how much they could perceive last night, but in After Liu Yan slapped him, the woven bag immediately acted as if it didn't exist.

After a hasty wash, Ji Shang saw Liu Jian sitting by the bed in a daze after he came out again, and his eyes were quite meaningful when he looked over.

"How did you sleep last night?" It was actually Mandarin.

"It's not bad." Ji Shang made a strange mistake and didn't tell the truth. For him, he really saw a ghost last night, otherwise he couldn't figure out why he didn't wake Liu Jian up on the spot, "What about you?"

"It's okay." Liu Jie muttered like a parrot, "Go and have breakfast."

The scene when Ji Shang and his party went out was quite ordinary. Although from the eyes of ordinary people, four big men came out of a big bed room. After a dozen yawning men and women, he felt that it was quite normal for four men to have one room.

A corridor is full of people walking around, it looks normal, both men and women look human, but the number of people coming out of each room is too weird, Ji Shang looked around, looking like a country bumpkin entering the city, suddenly heard A shrill voice spoke: "Brother, let Rang."

Ji Shang looked back at the person with the Henan Bangzi accent, his appearance was exquisite and cute, like a doll, reminding him of those Internet celebrity faces, but the distance was too close, he could see that this person should not have powder on, but his eyes, eyebrows and nose The mouth is well drawn, and it doesn't violate harmony at first glance, but he thinks it's a bit strange when he thinks about it carefully.

Probably because Ji Shang watched it for a long time, the doll raised her eyebrows, and said lightly: "Essence has to make an appointment, do you want a number?"

Ji Shang was taken aback, completely confused: "What essence?"

Doll seemed to have seen something rare, blinked several times at Ji Shang, and said, "Didn't you come to buy essence from me?"

"The essence of makeup?" Ji Shang asked back, "No, I don't want to buy it. Are you selling cosmetics?"

The doll took care of Ji Shang from head to toe, then snorted suddenly, and said coquettishly, "What's wrong with a mortal coming to meddle with us? It's annoying, get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

Ji Shang was pushed aside, watched the doll mix with a bunch of girls of various kinds and left, and didn't recover until the figure was gone.Xiaoyao came over mysteriously, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Ji, don't worry, these make-up essences can make money, they are beautiful in shape, and they have a big temper, they treat everyone like this..."

Ji Shang grasped an important point: "What do you think they are?"

"Makeup essence."

Ji Shang was stunned: "An expert in makeup?"

Xiaoyao laughed: "No, they are essences made of cosmetics, referred to as makeup essences." He pointed to the direction where the doll left, "The one who asked you if you want to buy essence water, I know, she is made of Sekkisei Jing, I heard that her sweat is very popular. Look, you have to make an appointment, and you have to get a number, and there are many people rushing to grab it! But look at her skin, tsk tsk, it is really slippery, it is very beautiful according to human standards Well, luckily I’m a yam, so I’m not into this kind of thing.”

Shocked by the fact that the cosmetics became fine, Ji Shang said casually, "What is the beauty standard of yam?"

"Of course, the scars on the skin are even. It would be even better if the patterns can be drawn out. The roots on the scars should be long, neither too thick nor too thin. They should be white, just like ginseng."

Ji Shang subconsciously looked at Xiaoyao's head, the young hair was still very lush, there was no sign of thinning at all, compared to this standard of beauty, the fact that Sekkisei became fine is not so shocking.

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I thought I would have time before Chinese New Year, but... overtime hell is too scary, but now I have time off!Hahaha!Try to end before going to work...orz