My Panda Cohabitant

During the short journey that followed, Ji Shang watched street lamp monsters, radio monsters, wool coat monsters, etc., and deeply realized the great impact of the industrial revolution on the non-human world. , the essence is only a bunch of makeup essence, there is no way, only cosmetics slightly meet the definition of "essence".

When a bowl of "fog" was served, Ji Shang was able to pick up a fork and poke it calmly, and then forcefully pulled a piece into his mouth. The taste was not bad, it tasted like cotton candy, but the taste was Salty and fresh, it tastes surprisingly delicious.He killed three bowls in a row, and didn't even want to ask "what the hell is this?" He had a premonition that he must be the one who felt uncomfortable asking.

After breakfast, when Ji Shang looked up, he saw Liu Jian's eyes staring straight at him, just like the eyeballs of a dummy.He wandered his eyes for a moment and then turned back. Liu Yan's eyes remained the same, showing no intention of moving at all.He hesitated for a moment and asked, "What do you see me doing?"

"You've been a little strange recently." Liu Yan said slowly, with a puzzled light in his eyes, "If you have something to tell me, Bangchui, you melon skin, you accidentally died, what should I do? ?”

At the beginning, Ji Shang, who was a little sweet at the beginning, became expressionless in an instant. He felt that if this guy Liu Yan died one day, he would definitely be a scumbag. Everyone who cared about him was like this. How could he bear this guy? of?

Oh, by the way, Liu Ji is a panda.

Liu Yan noticed that Ji Shang had been distracted, biting his chopsticks and looking out the window in a daze. He was very sad, and it became more and more difficult to understand this guy's thoughts. Sometimes he would doubt "Xiong Sheng": After all these years, why did he want to What about chasing this guy?Obviously he was the one who liked me at the beginning, so how could it be me chasing him?

The road became quiet, Ji Shang and Liu Yan had their own concerns, only Xiaoyao and Xiaolu who knew nothing were left excitedly waiting for the opening of the national "Ballroom Dance for Middle-aged and Elderly" competition.

That's right, the Immortal Office gave the spell competition such a down-to-earth name. When Liu Yan saw the title on the huge red banner above a certain university gymnasium in Beijing, he always felt a little dazed.

There are many people, so it is not certain how many "people" there are. Ji Shang can't tell them apart, but some "people" characteristics are quite obvious. For example, the middle-aged man with tangled muscles and a short neck is easy to distinguish , after all, the horns on the man's head are not only curved, but also gleaming, which can be called golden horns.

"Jin Jiao, you're here too!" Liu Yan shouted loudly to the front, "Are you participating?"

Ji Shang who heard the name: "..."

Jin Jiao turned around when he heard the sound, and said in a rough voice to Liu Jian: "I am the team leader."

A group of four had already squeezed through the crowd and went to the front. As soon as the two sides met, Ji Shang could tell that the other party was a cow with two sheep, with white hair and two sheep ears, it was very easy to distinguish.The two sides exchanged a few words of nonsense, Jin Jiao rolled his eyes, took a quick look at Ji Shang, suddenly lowered his voice, raised his little finger and shook it, and said, "Is this yours?"

Ji Shang really wanted to complain, but thinking that many gods he knew had "mind-reading certificates", he forcibly suppressed what was in his heart, and stood on the side with a blank face as the background board.It's a pity that even if Jin Jiao lowered his voice intentionally, the voice he spoke was still not low, which immediately attracted the attention of a lot of people nearby, and a lot of eyes cast them on him, with curiosity, disdain, and contempt for various meanings, and shot him became a sieve.He glanced left and right, a little strangely, approached the onlookers who were eating melons, and asked, "Is Liu Bian famous?"

"No." Xiaoyao said hesitantly, "I just came from the mountains not long ago, I don't know, but I know one thing, there is a fairy who was chased by a mortal for a long time, and passed through many lives."

Unexpectedly, he has already become a legend, Ji Shang was unprepared, stunned for a moment, and reflexively said: "Then what?"

"There is no more, I just know there is such a thing." Xiaoyao said, "There are rumors that mortals have died, and there are rumors that mortals have caught up with gods. There is no accurate statement."

Liu Jie's storytelling was interrupted several times before, and Ji Shang in the past listened to it intermittently. He just felt like a cat was tickling in his heart, and he was always empty-handed.Hearing Xiaoyao mentioning it at this time, he felt even more itchy, and wished he could arrest Liu Jian immediately and question him carefully, but just as soon as his thoughts came together, there was an unexpected guest behind him.

"Are you the one with the panda?"

Ji Shang looked back and saw that there was a wall of meat first, with strong muscles and clear texture, and everything was cut with the best fresh pork belly.He raised his head along the "flesh wall", and saw a face that had experienced many vicissitudes. His squinted eyes seemed to see through everything, full of philosophy and truth.

"This is Master Gray. I know him. He was the champion of last year's spell contest. He is a monster." Xiaolu suddenly said excitedly, "He is a Russian grizzly bear. If I can be eaten by him, I will die without regret."

Xiaoyao and Ji Shang looked at it together with strange eyes, Xiaolu blushed a little, and said, "I'm talking about Zi, my Zi!"

When the expressions of Xiaoyao and Ji Shang became weirder, Liu Bian had already talked to Master Cinder, and the two of them muttered in what kind of bear language they used to communicate for a while, and Liu Bian rarely pointed at it with a smile. Ji Shang said, "Here, I found it!"

Ji Shang, who suddenly became the focus of everyone, was a little flustered. He looked at Liu Bian. His face was first full of pride and excitement. After a while, some confusion climbed up the corners of Liu Bian's brows and eyes. He seemed to think of something, and said no. Out of confusion.I have to say that this is the first time that Liu Biao has a different kind of "style".

Fortunately, the horn sounded to promote the venue, and two morning glory turned into prototypes perched on both sides of the wall, yelling at the crowd, "Get in quickly, find a seat, don't fight, be friendly", and let everyone enter the venue quickly .

Ji Shang was still thinking about the past, and the two "bears" each dragged their companions to the field.The inside of the gymnasium is just like any ordinary university gymnasium, with a volleyball and basketball field in the middle and stepped plastic benches on both sides, exuding a strong and simple youthful atmosphere.

Ji Shang followed Liu Yan to the middle of the ladder chair, found a place to sit down at random, and looked around, full of plants, with colorful hair, red orange yellow green blue blue purple turning back and forth, unlike the opposite side where gray brown yellow occupied the entire area. Large film, looks like a prairie from a distance.It's the domain of the fauna, especially carnivores, and it looks like a fur display.There are also some more weird ones, such as the immortals who have become spirits from water, scattered in the short stands at both ends, the Chu River and the Han border, with a clear path.

Ji Shang stopped Liu Jian who was about to leave: "Should we sit opposite each other?"

"Why?" Liu Yan looked puzzled.

"You are an animal."

Liu Jian paused, looked at the opposite stand, and said, "But you are not."

Liu Bian just said it without intention, but Ji Shang felt that this sentence was quite meaningful, and he wanted to know the "history" more urgently, but nothing was right here and now, no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't ask, so he had to sit obediently and play the role. Eat melon audience.

Afterwards, Ji Shang saw with his own eyes what kind of monster Liu Bian was.

The opening of the "National Ballroom Dance Competition for Middle-aged and Elderly People" was so gorgeous that it was worth the 100 yuan special effects Hollywood team.

Ji Shang can still remain calm when a large cloud falls from the sky, but it is not so good when he sees a group of fairies.She was a fairy in the true sense, with fluttering long skirts, dark temples and cloudy temples, a little cherry mouth like a painting, and her beautiful face immediately came to life.The opening dance of the fairies was absolutely breathtaking, at least he, a mortal, could not take his eyes off it. He did not expect that after the end, he heard a girl next to her with a lotus root on her head yawning and discussing.

"It's like this every year, and it's almost time for the Spring Festival Gala."

"The Spring Festival Gala is even better than this." The girl with a pear head on her head seconded, "Look for some fresh meat that is hundreds of years old. They are all old women who are thousands of years old. The actors don't change them. The content is still old. Stereotypes, it’s so boring. Besides, there are many different shows in the Spring Festival Gala, and we are the only one, there is no semicolon, and all exchange meetings and competitions are all these people.”

Ji Shang suddenly felt that no matter whether it is a god or a mortal, every family has a hard-to-recite scripture.

The host "looks" like a person, with a beautiful face and a hot figure. The host style is full of emojis. He is wearing an evening dress that can blind dogs' eyes. The part of the long dress that drags the floor is very strange. Everything is nothing compared to the warm-up game.

The opening game is a carp monster and ginseng essence.

Ginseng essence is pretty much what Ji Shang imagined. Although she has green eyes and hair like cheap curtain whiskers, she has all limbs, tall and straight body, and looks like a human.

The carp monster quite breaks through Ji Shang’s impression. It stands to reason that a carp jumping over the dragon’s gate is a real dragon, and those who don’t jump over it must be beautiful anyway. I didn’t expect that the carp on the field is a carp from a vegetable farm. The belly of the fish is directly long There were two human legs, although the gray scales shone under the light and looked like a monster, but the long hairs and rough nails on the human legs still irritated him a lot.

Press two human legs directly for the fish, the difference in painting style is too big!

Ji Shang couldn't help looking at Xiaoyao and Xiaolu beside him, he was a little moved by such a normal mortal painting style, so much so that he ignored the "wonderful scene" of the carp monster being slapped on the roof by ginseng essence It's over, there's no way, it's over too quickly, the next few contestants have all kinds of "style", but he only has four characters "can't bear to look directly" floating in his heart.

There is a real body that is a national treasure-level antique vase. If you can’t beat it, you will reveal your true body, making it impossible for the other party to attack, because you have to worry about the opinions of mortals. .

There is a body of lead, and the fighting method is to expose the square body and smash the opponent. It turns out that this is the raw material of lead in the laboratory. This "smash you to death" fighting style.

There are also foreign players, a visiting team composed of werewolves, vampires and zombies. When the hundred-year-old vampire was torn off by Chinese zongzi, I don't know if the vampire prisoners brought by Liu Jie felt it.

Until Liu Bian entered the field, Ji Shang felt that this competition was more like a performance, no wonder it was named so, friendship first, competition second, and it was also the same when thinking about it, the country’s holdings can’t make everyone beat their heads, I guess it’s just Give fairies from all over the world the opportunity to travel at public expense, just like he participates in the so-called "National Meteorological Expert Exchange Conference", once a year, listen to reports, get gifts, and decide whether the rest of the program is to soak in hot springs or climb mountains according to different venues.

However, there are still some heavyweight players.