My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang, who was thinking wildly along the way, didn't expect what Liu Yan would do. When he came back to his senses, he was surprised when he saw the airport far away outside the subway, and asked, "Shall we fly?"

"Yes." Liu Yan replied casually, "Why not fly?"

"I thought we were going to take some kind of flying carpet or just take me there." Ji Shang said with half disappointment and half happiness, "After all, the plane still needs money."

"There is no such thing as a flying carpet, and the air ticket can be reimbursed." Liu Jie said nonchalantly.

Ji Shang nodded, and suddenly remembered something within a second, and asked suspiciously: "Where did you get the money?"

During the period of living together, Liu Yan basically paid every penny from Jishang. Fortunately, he bought his house early and paid off his loan early, otherwise with his little savings, he would encounter such a situation. There are monsters and ghosts ruining the house all day long, so I can't even afford to eat.

Now the only residents left are Xiaoyao, Xiaolu, Vampire and Nanyue. Although Liu Yan is a voracious eater, picky eater and has a bad temper, these four don’t consume much food. Yes, the main thing is to absorb ultraviolet rays, and receive the package of sun lamps from Jack Ma's 9.9 free shipping all day long.Naturally, Nanyue doesn't need to eat. The vampire seems to have something to eat, but Ji Shang didn't find it, and only occasionally found a hospital-like blood donation bag in the trash can. It was weird and frightening. Every time he tied the plastic bag silently Tight, pretending not to find anything.

Liu Bian was calm: "Your money."

Season merchant: "..."

Liu Yan seemed to realize something was wrong, turned his head to look over and blinked, and said, "Aren't you short of money?"

Ji Shang really wanted to yell, "Of course it's not enough for you to spoil like this", but he couldn't speak for any reason when he touched Liu Yan's dark pupils. Does the part become the body?"

Liu Yan was surprised by this request. After hesitating for a moment, he stretched out a hand to hold Ji Shang's. After a while, fluff grew on the skin of that hand, expanded and thickened, and gradually turned into a bear's paw. , wrapped Ji Shang's hand inside.

Ji Shang felt the fluffy touch of his palm, and deliberately pinched the soft yet elastic pad. Unexpectedly, this pinching became addictive. He kept playing like this until he got off the subway. I heard a muffled groan like a little chick.He turned his head in surprise, and found that Liu Yan's fair face was completely red. Starting from the neck, it seemed to be dyed pink, and gradually went up layer by layer, until the end of a pair of eyes became red and bubbly, which looked quite A little delicate.

Ji Shang was terribly chilled by the scene at first, then became curious again, pinched the flesh pad in the palm of his hand even harder, and immediately found that Liu Yan's brows were wrinkled, his lips were pursed, and he showed an extremely patient expression. look.

"What's wrong?" Ji Shang asked knowingly with a pure face.

Liu Bian is used to going straight and straight, especially when it comes to his self-feeling, he is very out of touch, and immediately said displeased: "If you are not a bad person, you are so weird, I would have told you to crawl away!"

Ji Shang was puzzled and asked, "What's wrong with me?"

Liu Bian also said confidently: "People are not good!"

Thinking of the past, Ji Shang suddenly felt a little guilty, and asked a lot lighter: "What's wrong with me?"

Liu Bian seemed to have come to his senses, and switched back to Mandarin and said, "I mean you are not in good health, Sichuan dialect means you are not good!"

It was only then that Ji Shang realized that when he got off the bus at the stop, he stood up and pulled Liu Jian's bear's paw forcefully, and said angrily, "What's wrong with me, look..."

Before he finished speaking, he was pulled by Liu Bian who was striding forward, and fell forward heavily like a leaf without roots. He was about to hit his nose on the floor, his shoulders tightened, and he was caught by Liu Bian Grab it with a slap.

A suffocated chuckle came from beside him, Ji Shang stood up in embarrassment, and stared at Xiaoyao with a distorted expression.

"He still says he's a good person, and he'll fall down as soon as he pushes it." Liu Yan spoke like a singing board, rhyming very smoothly, with a chuckle on his face, "Let's go."

Ji Shang pondered silently, realizing how this conversation started, he leaned over to Liu Jian, pinched the bear paw that had turned back into a human hand, and said with a smile, "You don't like me pinching your paw?"

"Get away!" Liu Yan said impatiently, but still holding Ji Shang's hand, muttering in Sichuan dialect as if cursing.

Thinking about it carefully, although Liu Bian is destructive, straight-forward, hard-witted, and has weird logic, he is also powerful, straightforward, innocent, and listens to people's persuasion. What's more, he has never opposed Ji Shang except for matters of love. However, he is willing to try his best to meet Ji Shang's requirements, even with patience.

Ji Shang suddenly felt a little warm, he hugged Liu Jian's shoulders and said enthusiastically: "I know, I know, I promise not to pinch you in the future!" However, sometimes it's interesting to flirt, he thought.

Liu Bian's reaction was much more straightforward, he stared at him condescendingly for a while with squinted eyes, and even took a step back unconsciously, bending his waist, as if he wanted to become a prototype but held back.

"What conspiracy do you have?"

"No."

"You have."

"Not really."

"Then you are suddenly so easy to be a sazi?"

"...Am I okay?"

"I'm not a panda now!"

Ji Shang couldn't help but burst out laughing, this smile was even more serious, Liu Bian immediately moved a few steps away, his eyes were full of vigilance.This state lasted until before boarding the plane, which made him laugh all the time, only then did he realize that something was different.

"It's called to board the plane, don't you want to go?" Ji Shang asked strangely.

Liu Bian was still sitting on the waiting chair, Xiaoyao and Xiaolu both looked calm, staring at the phone and playing without raising their heads.

"It didn't come to us." Liu Yan looked up at the big screen not far away, "The broadcast will call, don't bother you."

"Call... us?"

Ji Shang realized something, looked down at the ticket in his hand, it was no different from the one he used before.At this moment, he became suspicious, and after a closer look, he found that his seat number was E+, and the plus sign behind it was so small that it could easily be regarded as a printed ink dot.

Generally, the planes on domestic routes have six seats horizontally, and the seats are arranged according to ABCHJK. He doesn’t know why they are arranged in this way, but most of them are like this. Some international routes have ten people in a row, and there will be E. At first, he thought he was sitting on This kind of thing is still very strange why such a large aircraft is used for domestic routes that are not popular. Now looking at the planes picking up passengers on the tarmac outside, it is obviously not.

Is this letting us sit in the aisle?

Just thinking about this idea, Ji Shang heard a pleasant female voice on the radio: "Flight to Beijing, Air China KN5829 has started boarding, four passengers, Ji Shang, Liu Yan, Liu Lu, and Liu Yao Start boarding."

During the strange boarding announcement, Liu Jie and his party all stood up and walked towards the boarding gate.Unlike Ji Shang's previous experience, there were no flight attendants waiting to check the tickets at the boarding gate. Instead, there were three men in armed police uniforms standing expressionless, with guns in their hands, and the police dogs standing at their feet were far away. Yuan started screaming wildly, and when they really came in front of them, they all lay down on the ground, drooping their ears, and remained motionless.

The armed policeman was not at all surprised by the strange behavior of the police dog. He just took out a flashlight and took photos of the plane tickets of Ji Shang and his party.

After the check was over, the stewardess standing on the flyover came up and said with a smile on her face, "Welcome to board the plane, shall I help you with your luggage?" After finishing speaking, before Ji Shang could react, the backpack on his shoulders He was taken aback by being snatched away, staring at the stewardess without knowing why.

In terms of attitude, this stewardess was so enthusiastic that he felt impeccable, and she was so beautiful that he didn't expect it.It’s not that he doesn’t know that domestic flights are available. In the past, he always chose low-cost airlines for business trips. The working hours are long, the intensity is high, the environment is harsh, and the income is not high. How can the flight attendants be so considerate? A charming smile, anyway, as long as the basic purpose of travel is met.The attitude of the stewardess today made him a little dazed. He bought a luxurious first-class cabin in Dubai. It would not be more surprising to see an entire empty cabin after entering the plane.

During the short journey on the plane, the stewardess asked warm questions for a long time, and Ji Shang answered in a daze. His ancestor was almost asked about it in his eight lifetimes. Without squinting, he strode forward, and the stewardess who was following him was so windy that he was about to run.

The cabin is not really "empty" in the literal sense, it's just that there is no one there. The four first-class sofas are facing each other in a diamond shape, and the coffee table is in the middle, each with a width of one person.As soon as Ji Shang sat down, before he had time to feel the beauty of the sofa in the first-class cabin, the stewardess who had just slobbered all the way stood up out of nowhere and asked kindly, "Sir, do you need supper?"

The airline booked by Ji Shang and his team departs at nine o'clock and arrives after eleven o'clock. If it is a low-cost airline, some will only provide drinks, and supper is entirely dependent on luck, after all, it is only three hours.Hearing this question, he was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What do you have to eat?"

"Would you like Western food or Chinese food? We also offer Japanese and Russian food."

Ji Shang ordered the meal in a dazed state. He ordered fried fish, borscht, drinks and blankets. Xiang Liu Bian... This guy actually fell asleep wrapped in a blanket!While he was still thinking about what this matter was, the loud noise outside the plane attracted his attention. Looking outside, he was surprised to find that there were several military planes following from a distance under the moonlight. Only then did he realize that after takeoff, What seems to be missing is the roar of the plane's engine. The cabin is actually soundproof, as quiet as it is on the ground.

He couldn't fall asleep, stood up and just moved his body, the flight attendant with a familiar face appeared in an instant, and said with a smile on his face, "Do you need anything, Mr. Ji?"

"Uh... I'll just take a look." Ji Shang couldn't adapt to such enthusiastic service. Looking around the cabin, he didn't find anything like stairs, and there was no other entrance and exit except for the cabin door. "Where is the bathroom?" ?”

The stewardess made a standard guiding posture, leaned her upper body slightly, and said with an unchanged smile: "Follow me, sir."

Season merchant: "..."

Surprisingly, the bathroom is not considered a bathroom, and the muscles in the corners of Ji Shang's eyes twitched uncontrollably when he found the big bathtub—what kind of bath is it for a flight of more than three hours?

Squeezing an awkward smile at the stewardess waiting outside the bathroom door, Ji Shang was a little at a loss. If this trip was normal, it was normal. Boarding at a normal airport was normal. Once I ran into a situation where I was followed by a woman to the bathroom.

"Mr. Ji is the first time to take our plane?" The stewardess said understandingly, "If you don't understand anything, you can ask me, you're welcome."

Ji Shang blurted out: "I want to ask how much is the air ticket?"

The answer from the stewardess was extremely disturbing: "408 for you alone, [-]% off the ticket."

I want as many tickets as there are.

Ji Shang swallowed this sentence silently, knowing in his heart that this is definitely not a normal fare.

"You just said I was alone, how much is Liu Yan and the others?"

"They're free."

"..."

"Mr. Ji, you just met them, and you've gotten used to them. In fact, if it weren't for you, they probably wouldn't be flying." The flight attendant said with a smile, "I wish you a pleasant journey."

The flight attendant's words were so meaningful that Ji Shang lay on the sofa in the first-class cabin for a long time without recovering. After tossing and turning for a long time, he simply got up and sat down on Liu Jian's seat.Although the sofa in the first-class cabin is comfortable for one person to lie on, it is not a bed after all. When two grown men sat on it, it was suddenly crowded. Into the arms, and rolled again, he was hugged like a doll and couldn't move.

Ji Shang was still about to struggle, when he suddenly felt something warm and dangling against his lower abdomen, it was a man, he stopped immediately, raised his head cautiously, just in time to see Liu Yan frowning tightly, murmuring indistinctly Said: "Bang Chui... Bang Chui... Don't... Don't die..."

Ji Shang slowly stretched out his arms to wrap around Liu Jie's waist, patted gently and whispered: "I will not die, I am here, I will never die."

Liu Bian frowned even tighter, as if hearing something sad, he hugged Ji Shang's head tightly with an aggrieved face, and there were even faint tears in the corners of his eyes.

The consequence of this is that when he got off the plane, Ji Shang seemed to be drowning, and he was staggering when he walked.

With a worried look on his face, Liu Yan followed Ji Shang and said, "Bang Chui, just say that you are not a good person. You are acting like a fool. You say that."

"Talk about your sister, get out!" Ji Shang, who was almost suffocating in his chest muscles, roared angrily, "Climb for me!"

Liu Yan stopped reflexively, quickly bent down to show the prototype, twisted his big butt | his buttocks and his face on a big round plate to look cute.

Ji Shang created the legend that "people in Sichuan will bring a panda one-piece pajamas when traveling" at the great Capital Airport that day.