My Panda Cohabitant

With Wuse's permission, Ji Shang went to the community office to have a look, and it was that lively and surreal place again. □□The man from Guangdong and the Henan brother from the telecommunications department are both here, and this time the front desk is receiving some monsters and ghosts. It looks like a human being, but the triangular spine from the neck to the tailbone exposes the inhuman identity.

He strolled up and walked up to the five-color office according to the last memory. The slender boy was still wearing colorful clothes, typing on the computer, but keenly noticed his arrival: "Here you come? Sit down." Bar."

Ji Shang looked around, dragged a tattered round stool with only an iron frame and sat down, and put his hands on his knees a little uncomfortable.

"You want to ask about the relationship between mortals and gods?" Wu Se said straight to the point, with a flat face that seemed not surprising at all, "Did something happen between you and Liu Jian?"

"No, there's nothing between me and him." Ji Shang said hesitantly, "It's just...he told me something about us a few generations ago, and Nanyue also said something."

Wushi stopped typing on the keyboard, and finally looked over with serious eyes: "Which life?"

"The life I knew him in."

Five colors let out an "oh", and after staring at the screen for a while with their hands on their cheeks, they said, "What do you want to ask?"

Ji Shang thought for a moment, and said, "Can there be love between mortals and monsters?"

Wu Se's answer was unexpected: "Yes, didn't Liu Zou have a relationship with his breeder named Bibing?"

Ji Shang was taken aback, and said in surprise, "They made it?"

"It's done." Five colors smiled, "Didn't the vampire be arrested and brought to justice? He was promised, so he was given this quota."

That counts as a hairy arrest?My house is almost destroyed. In the morning... Hey, where is the vampire in the morning?

Five-color eyebrows raised: "The vampire ran away?"

It was only then that Ji Shang remembered that Wu Se also had a mind-reading certificate, and quickly argued: "No, no, it's probably in the bathroom. He said it's too dry outside and it's not good for the skin."

"Hmph, a foreign monk is still so talkative." Wu Se wrinkled his nose and said unhappily, "What are you here to ask?"

Ji Shanglue pondered for a while, and then said: "I just want to ask, is there any way for ordinary people to take the initiative to make love with monsters?"

Wu Se moved her delicate face out from behind the screen again, stared at Ji Shang for a moment with a half-smile, and then said slowly, "How is that possible."

These four words instantly smashed Ji Shang's heart into the bottom of the sea. So, the so-called love between him and Liu Jian is just wishful thinking and deception?There is no relationship between him and Liu Bian, even if there is, it is just that self-indulgent love affair more than 200 lives ago.He is so different from Liu Jian, no matter how hard he tries to catch up, he will never be able to catch up.

There was a wry smile on Ji Shang's face, Wu Se seemed to understand something, and kept playing with the computer without speaking.In the end, he still cheered up with the patience he had been tossed out, and said: "Excuse me, Director, I'm leaving first, you are busy."

Wu Se looked over as if waking up from a dream, and said, "Oh, let me tell you casually, Liu Zou now has a virtual identity, and he has met his biscuit, and they are passionately in love. , but once the cake dies, Liu Zou will still be Liu Zou, and the cake will not be a cake, since it is not a cake, then Liu Zou's relationship will naturally be gone, it will be over." He paused, as if he was listening to something. "Anyway, it's such a rule, you just need to know it, at most it's like this between monsters and people, you don't even think about the kind of white lady, it's completely impossible."

Ji Shang felt that it wasn't just ice water, but this time it was pouring cement, turning him into a sculpture.He thought for a while, and just as he was about to say something, Wu Se said again: "I'm not saying that it's impossible according to the rules, but the essence of the two is different, and you know that no matter how hard a mortal man tries..."

"I know, Director!" Ji Shang had no choice but to take the initiative to interrupt Wu Se's chatter, and then listened to what he felt had a fatal impact on his mood, "I know very well, but if you just accept your fate like this, you are not a human being. What do you mean, director?" He smiled, "It seems that I didn't accept my fate in my 270 life, and I didn't admit it until I died. I thought about it and thought it was a success, after all, I saw him again after so many years. him."

Wushi snorted softly, retracted behind the computer screen, and after a long time floated over: "It's up to you."

Ji Shang’s footsteps on the way home were a little easier. No matter what, Liu Bian was still there. Thinking about it carefully, if he knew the truth or something, someone should have told Liu Bian after so many years, but Liu Bian still came, which is not very good signal?

After entering the house, when Ji Shang was still thinking about what to have for dinner, Liu Jian came out of the bedroom and said, "I'll be away for a while."

Season merchant: "..."

Liu Yan was dressed in a rare and tidy suit, leather shoes, and even the cuff buttons were made of unique jade, which was moist and shiny, and looked very valuable.Without a tie, a small part of the black tattoo can be seen from the slightly open collar of the shirt, spreading to the side of the neck.Not to mention the straight and long legs, Ji Shang feels that bears don't suit such legs at all.

Liu Bian didn't seem to notice Ji Shang's anomaly, and checked around while buttoning his buttons. Since the vampire came to "go to jail", this is a must-have item for him every time he goes out.Nan Yue was hung on the clothes rack in the entrance, muttering something while dangling, while the remaining tenants, Xiao Yao and Xiao Lu, stared at the black peacock vigilantly.He checked the inhumans in the house that he wanted to pay attention to, touched the wall and murmured what kind of mantra he had recited, and then looked at Ji Shang again after finishing, repeating: "I'm going out for a while."

Ji Shang, who had been silent all this time, said, "What are you doing?"

"I am busy."

Damn, why does this sentence sound so perfunctory and muddled?

Ji Shang said calmly: "What's the matter?"

"Melon skin, the ball is annoying!" Liu Jie shouted impatiently, and then said with a guilty conscience after shouting, "What are you doing, just doing something to make a living."

As soon as the Sichuanese dialect came out, Ji Shang became more and more convinced that this guy had a ghost, and he didn't ask himself.At this time, he would like to thank Liu Jie for his straight-forward character. If someone else was a wily and calculating person, he really couldn't help it.Right now, he just needs to put on a weak look and sigh, and said lightly: "Eat my food and drink my food, and don't take me to play."

Liu Bian's complexion changed back and forth, and finally he cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said calmly: "You are leaving too, who will come and see the melon skins in the room?"

Oh, it turned out to be because of this.

Ji Shang's mood immediately relaxed, his face remained unchanged, and he said lightly: "Take it together."

Liu Yan's eyes widened immediately, and he looked around at the "Lin Lin Zong Zong" in the room, showing a rare look of embarrassment, and said, "So many?"

"what is the relationship."

"What about this foreign monk?"

"Take it together."

"He's in prison."

"Aren't you just a prisoner? If you leave, I can't stand this vampire, right?"

Liu Yan looked at the bat hanging upside down from the ceiling of the bathroom, and felt that it was evil no matter how it looked.

By the way, the bathroom door has disappeared, rather the doors of the whole house have been "killed", including several walls with cracks, Ji Shang deeply suspects that the upstairs wall will crack soon.

Under such circumstances, Liu Yan considered again and again, and finally agreed to Ji Shang's request: "Let's go together, pack up."

Ji Shang was putting on his clothes, he was taken aback when he heard this, and said, "What are you packing?"

"Change of clothes, food, what..." After staring at each other for a while, Liu Yan and Ji Shang seemed to have a sudden IQ, and asked, "Where do you think I'm going?"

"Didn't you say you'll be away for 'a few' days?" Ji Shang bit the word "a few" emphatically, "It's not far away."

Liu Bian pondered for a moment, then said hesitantly, "The Great Wall isn't too far away, is it?"

Ji Shang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He is located in a southern city. Even if it is not the Great Wall of Beijing, the entire Great Wall is built in the north. How is this not too far away?This is across half of China!

"Where is the Great Wall?"

"Beijing."

"What are you going to do?"

"Our community office won No.1 in the provincial magic show, so I'm going to take the team to Beijing to participate in the competition."

"...?!"

Ji Shang felt as if he had an auditory hallucination, which was another kind of incoherence.

"What is a magic parade? Do you perform spells? Don't you think this is too strange? Now there is no sectarian opinion?" Ji Shang asked a series of questions, "Ah, is there still magic like Harry Potter? School?"

"No, no, it's not surprising, it's similar to a martial arts arena, yes, of course there is." Liu Yan answered one by one unexpectedly and patiently while taking down Nanyue and the vampire, "Actually, it's just a magic competition, just changed the name .”

Ji Shang looked indifferent, always feeling that he had accidentally opened a window to a new world, but he didn't want to open this window at all, and always felt that there would be some great progress in the future.At this time, he already regretted that he proposed to go together. He thought it was a trip, but now it turned out to be a long-distance trip.

However, he didn't want to just go back on his word, or his mood had changed, and he didn't realize it at this time, and he didn't even notice the change in Liu Bian's attitude.

Under the threat of being dismissed by the leader, Ji Shang asked for annual leave on the phone, and quickly packed a backpack. Fortunately, he has rich experience in business trips, so he doesn't need to bring much. He can just buy what he doesn't have locally. Anyway, he is not going to some remote place. deep mountains and old forests.

Liu Jie took out a red rope and tied the black jade and the little bat into rice dumplings, put them on the table and looked at them for a while, and after a moment of serious consideration, he suddenly grabbed a handful of hair, and moved his hands flexibly Weave it up.After a while, a black hair bag appeared in his hand.Still not at ease, he cast a spell on the bag for a while, and then stuffed the black jade and the little bat into it, showing a satisfied look.

The onlookers, Ji Shang, were shocked all the way. When Liu Yan tied the hair woven bag to his belt, he observed Liu Jie's head for a while, and asked with concern, "Does your scalp not hurt?"

"It hurts." Liu Yan looked calm, "But the body of the demon is a treasure, and this bag is more than enough to trap them."

Xiaoyao followed suit and nodded again and again: "Brother Ji, didn't you realize that your health is particularly good during this time? You often eat our leftovers, which are very good for ordinary people's health. Like the seeds of Xiaolu last time, they are very good. The function of removing dampness and swelling is especially suitable for the weather in this city!"

"I only know that my house has been hurt very badly during this period." Ji Shang, who often eats "scrap", said angrily, "If you say that, isn't the demon very valuable?"

As soon as he said this, the atmosphere in the room suddenly stiffened. Ji Shang could understand the main point without looking at his face. It seems that the living conditions of the demon for thousands of years have not been good. use value.

"It doesn't matter, we are also covered by a big monster like Brother Liu!" Xiaolu cheered up, "No one dares to bully us casually!"

Xiaolu agreed repeatedly, and Liu Jie also looked pale, but Ji Shang thought, how many hardships and hardships did the little hairy ball who cried because he was too hungry grow into such a powerful monster as he is now?Is it right to run around and have no peace because of one of his lies?