My Panda Cohabitant

Of course, it is impossible to just say "yes, what I heard is lying to you", not to mention Liu Yan, Ji Shang can't believe it, or he doesn't want to believe it.

"I didn't finish talking last time, so tell me how we lived in that life." Ji Shang tentatively asked.

Liu Yan was completely unsuspecting, so he agreed right away. He sat down on the floor and was about to speak when Ji Shang hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, I'll make some preparations." He touched Nan Yue who had been nagging all afternoon on the floor, stretched out He straightened his arms and flung it out of the bedroom. Regardless of the screams of ghosts and wolves coming from the living room, he said again, "Hey, turn into a panda."

Liu Yan's eyes became more and more suspicious, he stared at Ji Shang for a long time before he said slowly: "Are you a child?"

"It's just...it's too cold here." Ji Shang said in a hurry, "I've been lying on the ground for a whole day, and my waist is so sore, why don't you turn into a panda and hug me."

Ji Shang had a very good idea, Liu Bian had such a thick fur cushion with a large area, wouldn't it be great to hold him in his arms?

Facts have proved that practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

Liu Bian is indeed very big. After turning into a panda, he can still hold a big man like Ji Shang in his arms while sitting on the ground, with his soft belly under his buttocks.There was no other way, but the thick fur was not smooth at all, rather as hard as newborn pine needles, piercing the pajamas on his body one by one, making his whole body itchy and painful, writhing for a long time until he twisted He noticed that Liu Yan was breathing heavily, his eyes were staring straight, and he stopped when something faintly rose up. He carefully maintained a stiff posture for a while, and said, "Then what, you can start talking."

Liu Bian didn't answer, just panting.

Ji Shang didn't dare to make a move either, it's all men who know what to do, if this move gets angry, what should Liu Yan do if he comes up hard?Although he has been "trained" very well, this guy is so stupid that he believed in a casual "love" thousands of years ago...

Bah, bah, bah, not sure!Ji Shang slandered.

"You said you were crying when we first met, what happened later?" Ji Shang started to talk to him, "Did I bully you?"

After a long time, Liu Yan said with unsteady breath: "Mo."

From Liu Bian, Ji Shang heard a completely different story.

It was right for the two of them to stay together for a lifetime, but in that life, the reason why Ji Shang never gave up seeking immortality and asking for immortality was to stay with Liu Bian for a long time.After knowing the reason, he silently praised himself more than 200 lives ago, and asked, "I promised you?"

"It's not that you promised me." Liu Yan's voice seemed a little confused, "But you always want to be with me, I have said it, it is impossible between a mortal and a demon, you will die soon, how can you accompany me?" Me? You just don’t want to admit it, you insist on saying you can, and you don’t know what you’re thinking, you just say you like me, you like me, and then you search for many famous mountains, but it’s useless.”

These words made Ji Shang feel very uncomfortable. After thinking about it, he hurriedly said: "I said this after or before you became a human?" If it was before, I can only say that I am a natural panda lover.

"Afterwards." Liu Jie said decisively, "Before I transformed, you really hated me. You always forced me to eat things I didn't like. Sometimes we didn't have anything to eat, so you went to beg for food. If you got the steamed buns, you stuffed them for me. In the end, you killed me. I’m going to eat bamboo. Oh, you don’t want me to call it a beggar, but a beggar. I know that only monks make alms, and you will deceive people.”

Ji Shang was stunned for a moment, and said with some difficulty: "...Isn't it because I saved you the last bite?"

"But I don't like to eat steamed buns!" Liu Yan said very unhappy, hugging his arms tightly, like a large hard-haired sleeping bag.

While enduring the harsh treatment, Ji Shang said with a dry smile, "Then what happened afterwards?"

"Later, you have been looking for immortals to ask questions, what a ghost." As he talked, Liu Yan's Sichuan dialect popped up again, and he said disdainfully, "A stick is a stick, and it won't matter if it's turned upside down." Scattering, I just learned a spell."

Ji Shang's heart moved, and he asked, "What spell?"

"Give me a love story." Liu Yan said as he swayed, back and forth like a rocking chair, warm and warm, "I have been looking for you for a long time, the only thing I can talk to is In your last life, you died in the end, and you swear an oath, you will poke a pot of shit!"

Ji Shang's heart turned cold. Speaking of it this way, their so-called lover's life was nothing more than his hot head shaving his head. Liu Yan just turned into a human form and didn't understand anything. After spending so long with him at a loss, what kind of couple is what love It's all his own statement, and then instilled in Liu Bian.

"What do you think?" Ji Shang couldn't help asking.

"What do you think?" Liu Yan said in a nonchalant tone.

"Didn't you say that we were lovers in that life?" Ji Shang carefully chose the words, "But I heard you say that, I always feel that I just like you, what do you think of me?"

The arm hugging Ji Shang suddenly relaxed, he raised his head slightly, just in time to see Liu Jian's big round face looking away, with a pensive expression, his hair drooped, as if thinking of something unpleasant like a thing.

"Liu Bian?"

Liu Bian suddenly let go of his embrace, gently placed Ji Shang on the ground with his thick arms, sat there for a while, and said: "You are a good person."

Season merchant: "..."

Damn, isn't it too cruel to issue a good person card at this time?

"I love so much."

Season merchant: "..."

You are so startled, are you going to kill my heart?

"But you are not a demon." Speaking of this, Liu Yan suddenly turned into a human form, with a naked face of irritability, "In the last life, you finally cultivated into a demon and died. In this life, you are a human again." He said It became a straight line, as if it was extremely unhappy, "Bangchuisa, you are a stick! What are you doing, you are dead! What are you doing!"

A series of questions came out of Liu Jie's mouth, he frowned, his mouth curled up, his face looked like he was about to cry, but his eyes were fixed on the ground and he didn't look at Ji Shang.

This look is so pitiful, Ji Shang couldn't bear to see it, just about to plan to comfort him, this guy suddenly turned into a panda, swung his fat paws and tossed around the room, seeing nothing pleasing to the eye, all in Everything on the table was knocked off the ground, and he yelled "Balm! Melon skin! Big bad eye" as he picked it up. No matter how he heard it, he felt that the last infamy was a bit like "big fart | eye", and he felt that the chrysanthemum was tight , too embarrassing.

It took Ji Shang a lot of effort to appease Liu Yan. Tons of pandas sat angrily in the messy bedroom, staring out the window without saying a word, and they didn't know what they were thinking. A sad look that doesn't come out.He struggled to prop up his sprained lower back, and slowly walked out of the bedroom like a hunchback. At a glance, he saw vampire bats flying around in the air with black jade peacocks hanging, and Xiaoyao and Xiaolu below were applauding.

"What are you doing?" Ji Shang looked at the bats flying around in the sky, making emergency stops, rushing, and speeding up, playing various tricks with great joy, and Nanyue's screams were like being thrown back and forth by a steel wire , "What about the living room?"

In the living room, where there were still some things, there was only an empty floor left, and everything disappeared, not even the tattered big sofa.If you observe carefully, you can also find that the ground is as clean as new, and it is obvious that someone has cleaned it.

"Ah, Brother Ji, is your waist okay?" Xiaolu rushed over doggy-legged, nodded and said, "I cleaned the living room, can you still see it?"

Ji Shang was in a bad mood, and asked, "Where's the dining table?" Even if the antique dining table was broken, the remaining wood was a real good thing, and could be sold for a high price.

"Throw it away." Xiaolu's answer was like a bomb that blew up Ji Shang, "It's all broken into pieces, so it can't be used anymore."

Can do woodcarving, Ji Shang held back this sentence in pain, what can he say to these non-human guys, thinking about it this way, he feels that there are few "humans" who have "survived".

"What about the others?" he asked.

"Oh, they said it's too unsafe to live here, so they moved." Xiaoyao sighed, "I'm under Brother Liu, there's no way, Xiaolu..."

"I can't kill this peacock!" Xiaolu said with a blushing face and gritted his teeth, "Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you're a genius, pay me for my scalp!" Before Ji Shang could react to such a horrifying speech, the little girl turned around again With a smile on his face, he said, "I don't need to buy chili this month. My seeds are also good seeds. Brother Ji finds a pot to get some soil, and it can produce good chili peppers, which are guaranteed to be delicious."

Ji Shang nodded silently, and decided to find a pot to grow peppers in a few days. Looking at the empty living room and sighing, he felt that the melancholy that was originally full in his heart was slightly relieved. No matter what, this was something that happened many lives ago , For him, the past should have been like wind, and telling it now is just listening to it as a story, without any intention.

The only problem is that relationship...

Ji Shang didn't dare to ask Liu Bian "what would you do if the love is fake", he was very afraid, what if Liu Biao left on the spot?He was suddenly a little confused whether he loved Liu Bian or pandas more?Is it to keep the pandas to keep Liu Bian, or is it because Liu Bian likes pandas?

Liu Yan didn't sleep that night, and squatted on the balcony to practice again. Ji Shang tossed and turned and couldn't sleep for a long time. People are unhappy, and the remaining vampires, Xiaoyao, Xiaolu and Nanyue are not reliable guys.

A boyish face suddenly popped into Ji Shang's mind, and at dawn, disregarding the leader's angry roar, Ji Shang asked for leave again and went straight to the community office.It was still the same lively old building, but after entering the door, there were no ghosts and ghosts of all kinds. Only the staff who were idle and panicked asked him: "What's the matter?"

Ji Shang tried to hint, ask, and used all kinds of tricks but found nothing. He looked at the stairs leading upstairs, but there was nothing beyond common sense.

Ji Shang was a little dumbfounded. After staying for a while, he walked out of the old building in a daze. At this moment, he deeply felt the deep gap between him and Liu Bian. Mortals and gods are like clouds and mud. It is also impossible to break through that boundary, just like him and Liu Bian, if Liu Bian hadn't come to him, he would have been just a pervert who loved pandas all his life.

When the phone rang, Ji Shang had already calmed down, and Director Wu Se's unique juvenile voice aroused a glimmer of hope in him: "Have you moved?"

"No." Wushi replied decisively.

"Then why can't I find you?"

There was a little smile in Wu Se's tone: "How can you, a mortal, find a god so easily?"

Ji Shang didn't give up: "Didn't you say that you are usually fooled by making movies when people see you?"

"That's just in case, some mortals with celestial karma or unawakened ghosts and ghosts will see it, so I made such an excuse. Otherwise, you think that according to the level of trouble here, you will grow up from childhood to adulthood. Have you heard of it?"

The words are so reasonable, but Ji Shang only heard a short paragraph in his ears, and he was overjoyed and said: "Director, do you mean that there are mortals who will have fairy fate?"

Wu Se seemed to sigh, and said: "You come to me, and I will have a good talk with you."

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It was updated a year ago, and you can watch it after you finish raising it.