My Panda Cohabitant

This is a bit embarrassing.

Ji Shang's combat effectiveness is definitely not as good as the two beasts, so he had an advantage of being surprised. The black man was stunned, and he let him pull his hair in a daze, with a bewildered expression on his face.

There was no expression on Liu Yan's round plate, his chubby body was swaying because of Ji Shang's movements, and he himself was in a state of "my heart is dead", lying there without moving.

A few seconds later, the black man came back to his senses, and he opened his mouth immediately, and a "ziliu" came out of his mouth, like a bird singing——Is there no way, this guy is a bird—long arms Stretching out, he precisely grabbed Ji Shang's neck, pulled him over like a chicken, and said viciously: "I have been rejected for 300 years, and you still dare to do anything to me? You are really looking for death, child!"

Ji Shang was shocked by the word "children". Seeing this black peacock with a foreign monk's accent showed a fierce look in his eyes, and he was pinched so hard that he couldn't touch the ground, his face was suffocated. It was flushed red, kicking its legs like a shrimp about to be cooked, and there was no energy left to fight back.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, Liu Bian, who was originally "dead", breathed back at this moment, lifted the fluffy bear legs, shook the same fluffy balls, and kicked the black peacock into the air Turn around 360 degrees and make two big loops, and go straight out of the house.Ji Shang was thrown down before he could turn his body, panting desperately and wilting on the ground, when he raised his head, he met Liu Yan's black pearl-like eyes, maybe it was an illusion, he actually saw so much in those eyes. A little bit of grievance comes.

Thinking about it, as a cohabitant, Ji Shang's feelings for the humanoid Liu Jian are really distorted!

Ji Shang felt a little ashamed, fell silent for a while, and tidied up his mentality. He crawled over slowly, smiled flatteringly at the corpse-like Liu Yan, and said, "Are you okay?"

As soon as Liu Yan turned around, he put his bear mouth next to Ji Shang's cheek, which immediately melted his heart.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry." Ji Shang stroked the rough and stiff hair and said very gently, "I was just in a hurry, no matter the panda's chrysanthemum...or yours are very important, we must not let that black peacock take it away! "

Ji Shang shamelessly said a lot of good things, and he didn't want to lose face. It wasn't until he got up slowly, shook his face with a big plate, and arched his hands in disgust, he was elated and hugged his head It's good to be affectionate.

Sure enough, the panda is still cute!

The two of them were digging out their hearts and lungs here, and there were bursts of screams in the living room, and when the wind picked up in front of them, Xiaoyao rushed over, right in the middle of the two of them, crying loudly: " Brother Liu, they caught Xiaolu! That's Xiaolu, the only chili monster, without her, I will have to buy chili for cooking!"

These words were so practical that Ji Shang immediately dragged the lazy Liu Yan outside, coaxing: "This is your suitor, and my rival in love anyway! You don't protect me How can I do it! Hurry up and do him!"

"He didn't kill you..." Liu Yan seemed to mutter unwillingly, the huge weight made all the efforts of Ji Shang futile, "Why mess with him."

Ji Shang stopped, looked at Liu Jian's appearance, and said strangely: "Are you afraid of him?"

"Don't be afraid!" The giant beast jumped up immediately, and shouted angrily from its dense white teeth, "Your man is afraid!"

Ji Shang coaxed: "Well, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, then you go and fuck him!"

Liu Yan withered again, and looked away with his eyes wide open: "I didn't come to provoke you again..."

"Are you afraid?"

"Don't be afraid!"

The two of you came and went for a while, listening to the movement in the living room getting smaller and smaller, Ji Shang also became a little worried about those ghosts, although these guys eat his food, drink his food, but at least yam, pepper and coriander Don’t buy these. Someone will clean up any damage at home, and someone will cook. Who doesn’t like free hourly workers? After getting along for a long time, he naturally has some feelings. He can’t just sit back and watch these little guys get killed. .

Ji Shang stopped hesitating at the moment, turned his head and rushed to the living room, just in time to see a black peacock pecking off the stalk of a thin and long red pepper, and the white seeds were scattered like a goddess scattered flowers, a strong spicy The smell spread in the living room, and accompanied by the screaming of the female voice, he kept sneezing.

To say that this black peacock is really rare, its body is black, but its crest has a little barky blue hair. As he moves, the black tail feathers gradually turn into emerald green, and at the end, they are embellished. The red, blue, and yellow finely divided colors are as beautiful as works of art.

Pretending to be a wildlife lover these years, Ji Shang has seen many strange creatures, including pure black and white mutated animals. This is the first time for such a strange species, and it is unique.

"it's beautiful."

Ji Shang subconsciously muttered something to himself, and the black peacock seemed to hear it, and when he raised his head, he could see the pride and complacency even if he was blind.

"You are wise." A clear voice sounded, and the black peacock walked towards the bedroom with the light steps unique to birds, "Don't bother, watch the door, I will spare you."

Before the words were finished, a Roll broke through the door, roared and threw itself on the peacock, grabbing the peacock's neck and butt with two hands, biting the peacock's slender neck with one bite, letting the black peacock struggle until its feathers were full. God, he just didn't let go.

The weight difference between the peacock and the panda was too great. The black peacock couldn't escape from the bear's mouth for a long time, and its breath became weaker and weaker, and its cry became weaker and weaker.

Ji Shang didn't intend to intervene at first, after all, this guy is both his "rival in love" and "current criminal", from any angle it is not the time of the Virgin.However, the few remaining sane in him still reacted as they should.

"Hey, is this guy a god?"

The panda's eyeballs turned around, as if thinking about something, but Xiaoyao, whose face was wet with mucus from crying earlier, came over and said, "Yes...he is also a fairy."

"Then it's not good to kill like this?" Ji Shang tried to show his civilization as a human being, "Didn't the gods say that they don't want to be killed?"

If it can be killed, what is that vampire hanging upside down from the ceiling in my living room?

Liu Bian seemed to have finally realized the problem, his clenched teeth slowly loosened, and the air flowed in through the black peacock's open mouth. He let out a low breathing sound, and came back to life.Liu Yan spat him out, poohed a few times, walked around a few steps with a sullen expression on his face, and went back to the bedroom, closing the door by the way.

Ji Shang stared at the panting black peacock on the ground, and for a moment didn't know what to do. He turned around and looked at the path where he was hugging his head and crying with his other companions, mourning the bitten stalk and the chili seeds. It seemed that there was nothing big The problem, as for the tragic situation at home, thinking of his poor car, he didn't have much hope.

"Xiao Yao, can this call the police?" Ji Shang pointed to the black peacock lying on the ground, "How to deal with this?"

"Uh... If he killed someone, he could call the police, but he hasn't done anything yet." Xiao Yao looked embarrassed.

Ji Shang didn't bother to be shocked anymore, he said helplessly: "That's not what it is... Attempted?"

"Generally, ghosts and monsters will take care of each other, because ghosts are usually transformed by humans, but fairies don't care much, because some fairies are just like this, and some fairies don't want to. □, are almost extinct, so the authorities don’t care much about it.” Xiao Yao looked at the door, hesitated for a while, and lowered her voice, “Besides, this peacock is a spirit, Brother Liu is a demon…”

You don't need to finish talking about quarterly merchants to understand that class discrimination is really all over the universe.

"Isn't he a demon?" Ji Shang looked at it for a while and twitched slightly, like a black peacock about to hang up at any time, "I can't tell the difference."

"Essence is born by fate, usually the essence of something, the rarer and more powerful the essence, the more powerful the essence will be. The monster, the prototype is the beast."

Ji Shang was taken aback, and said in surprise, "Isn't this a peacock?"

"How can a peacock look like this?" Xiao Yao was also surprised.

"Then what is he?"

Xiaoyao took the frying pan on the ground and smashed it on the head of the black peacock with all her strength. After a weak scream, there was a bang, and there was only a piece of black jade left on the ground.

This piece of black jade is moist and smooth, and the surface seems to be shining like a layer of grease. The carving work is also excellent, and the variegated colors on the jade are just carved into the peacock's crown, feathers and tail, which can be described as ingenious.

Only then did Ji Shang understand why the peacock looked so strange, it was not born at all.When he was playing with this piece of jade and thinking about what to do, the door of the bedroom was opened again, and the humanoid Liu Yan came out, holding a wooden box in his hand, which was filled with silk after opening. , he took the black peacock and swung it to the middle of the pad, and heaved a sigh of relief after closing it.

It's not obvious, but Ji Shang can see it.

"Okay." Liu Yan handed the box back, "Don't open the box."

Ji Shang nodded, thinking that this matter was almost over, the nightmare came quietly in the night.

The author has something to say:

Well, the three-dimensional dimension has stabilized and returned. After such a long time in the middle, I will hurry up and finish this pit.