My Panda Cohabitant

This dream was from a first-person perspective, so at first he didn't realize it was a dream, but felt that the place was extremely cold, and it was a vast expanse of white, with nothing in it.He kept walking and walking, as if he had been walking for a lifetime, and suddenly saw a little darkness in front of him. The scenery that hadn't changed for so long had already driven him crazy. pull--

With a scream, a black peacock rose from under the white and pecked at his eyes!

His sight was blood red, his body was covered with scars, Ji Shang only felt the pain as hell, rolled all over the floor, and gradually lost his strength, this feeling of losing his life was so vivid that he even wondered how he could forget it.As he lay there, he saw the blood running on the snow, his supposedly human hand turned into a fleshy paw, with white and yellow fur, pink pads...

So cute, this was Ji Shang's last thought before losing consciousness.

"wooden club?"

Liu Bian's voice sounded like heaven for the first time, Ji Shang blinked his eyes, looked at the familiar ceiling and familiar claw marks, stayed for a while, and then said: "Biao Bian?" His voice was hoarse, as if he had been shouting for a long time ,"what happened?"

"It's all because of this ugly eye!" Liu Yan was so angry that his handsome face was distorted, "I pierced him!"

Ji Shang Dingqing took a look and found that Liu Yan was holding the black peacock essence in his hand. A hole was pierced in the black jade that was originally intact, and a red string passed through it, turning it into a pendant.When he sat up, he felt back pain all over his body, as if something happened in his dream. He rubbed his face and said, "Is this guy alright?"

Liu Bian seemed to be still angry, he shook and caught the black jade lightly, and held the black jade in his palm, his face was cloudy, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing Liu Bian's expression, Ji Shang knew there must be something hidden, and he didn't force him, but just called Liu Bian to come over for a massage.Liu Yan has never been stingy in terms of effort, especially after he instilled the concept that "a boyfriend is a coolie and can cultivate a relationship", he did not hesitate to "hands and feet".

Of course, Liu Bian's massage is unskilled, basically he will put his strength where Ji Shang says to press, the only strange thing is that this time he is extraordinarily silent, after pressing for a long time he doesn't make a sound, as if he is dumb.

Ji Shang was originally woken up, it was still midnight, and he was not so leisurely at work during the day, so he started to feel sleepy after a while.In a trance, it seemed that there was another dream. He didn't dare to sleep anymore, so he tried to find something to say: "My two hundred... It's the life when I was lover with you. How did we know each other?"

"When you travel in the mountains, you meet me crying with hunger."

"..."

How can you say such a shameful thing so calmly?

Ji Shang directed Liu Yan to press on his neck, and said curiously: "At that time, you were still a panda, right?"

"Yeah." Liu Yan's finger joints were thick, and Ji Shang almost screamed when he pressed it, but he had a slow rhythm, which was extremely hypnotic. , and couldn’t catch any live animals, so I was too hungry and couldn’t help but cried.”

"Why don't you go?"

"Bamboo from other places doesn't taste right!"

Liu Bian spoke so confidently that Ji Shang couldn't help turning his head to look at him. This guy didn't seem to realize that there was any problem at all, and he still had that indifferent face.

"Bamboo from other places is not delicious?"

"No, but I don't like it!"

"Would rather starve to death?"

"Anyway, I don't like it!"

Liu Jie became furious as he spoke, and his hands didn't matter how serious they were. When he pressed his palm down, he heard a click, and Ji Shang immediately froze and couldn't move.He probably also knew that he had caused trouble, so he stayed where he was, and asked cautiously, "Is it okay?"

"No." Ji Shang leaned back slowly, grinning his teeth, and said with difficulty, "It needs to be pressed by bear paws."

Liu Yan curled his lips and said, "The main body is too big, the button is broken!"

"But human paws are not as soft as bear paws!" Ji Shang sighed, "My bones are flashing, and there is no comfort at all."

After waiting for a while, the bear's paw, which was smaller than expected, pressed up, soft and elastic, and gently stepped on Ji Shang's back and waist.He turned his head sideways, and was surprised to find that there was no bear shadow of Liu Jie, and there was no one beside the bed, and someone was indeed pressing on his back. He felt a tightness on the back of his neck in a strange way, and the skin was bitten tightly, and at the same time, there was a puff of hot air. On top of it, he made a quick turn and turned over quickly, only to hear a "whirr" sound, and a panda the size of a roll of paper fell on its back on the bed next to it, shaking its short limbs violently, trying to sit upright.

Ji Shang... the whole person was about to go crazy, he didn't care about anything at the moment, he rolled over and hugged the little panda into his arms, rubbing his cheeks desperately.

The size became smaller, and the voice became thinner. Liu Jie shouted "Guawazi, let go of the instigation", "Balm, beat... get away", waving his short and fat limbs, but no matter how he shouted It was useless, but it made Ji Shang even crazier, curled up like a irritated watermelon bug, wishing he could hug the whole little panda into his arms.

Under such circumstances, it is understandable that Liu Yan took the behavior of "getting bigger quickly, crushing the bed with one ass|butt, and attaching a season merchant".

"Corpse everywhere" is a perfect description.

"Reason... I understand." Ji Shang twisted on the ground in pain, he almost thought his waist was going to break, after all, Liu Yan's body could barely be counted in tons, although it didn't hit directly, but the impact force was too much Big, but not emotionally resisting at all, "I... I'm fine, fine, nothing, nothing."

Liu Yan also seemed a little embarrassed. The panda sat next to the wreckage of the bed, turned his face around, and said with a guilty conscience: "Do you want to hear about the things we knew in that life?"

Ji Shang tried a few times, but he couldn't move at all. It was noisy and noisy in the middle of the night, and the young couple downstairs didn't move at all. Although the hole had been filled with simple materials, he didn't want to make any more troubles. The moth came, lying on the ground and cheering: "...D-of course I do, how did we know each other?"

"You were a cultivator at the time..."

"What is a cultivator?"

"It's just a Taoist priest who leads a practice. I don't know much about the rules of the world. It's useless anyway. Ordinary people are favored by heaven and luck, so they can't cultivate immortals for a lifetime. In short, you were just a busy mortal at that time ..."

Ji Shang, whose mouth twitched, couldn't hold it back, and said again: "Wait a minute, why can't you cultivate immortality even if you are favored?"

"Why don't you understand? Didn't I say that all beings are equal, you are blessed to be a shrimp, and you are also a lucky shrimp. Therefore, being favored by the heavens, the power of mortals grows stronger, but this does not mean that you can become a monster, such as I'm a panda, no matter how hard I try to cultivate, I can't become a peacock, that's the reason. Well, anyway, you're a fool..."

"Isn't that right? Isn't it said that immortals are positions? Why can't people get this position?"

"Because it's different, anyway, you are blind..."

"Is it not possible now? Human technology is already very advanced."

"You are……"

"Always let humans try it?"

"..."

Ji Shang still wanted to argue, but suddenly saw Liu Jian's gloomy face, smiled embarrassingly, and said softly: "Well, I was busy at that time, and then what?"

"Then you met me!" Liu Yan spoke in a rage, apparently holding back, "I was crying at the time, but you..." Ji Shang thought he would hear some touching story about their encounter, but in the end, he could only say No matter how many lives he has reincarnated, he is just him, "just laugh at me, and say that I am too stupid, so stupid that I can't even eat."

"..."

If it wasn't because of panda control, I would really do this, Ji Shang thought silently, grinning awkwardly, and said, "Then what?"

"Then I'll bite you. Anyway, I don't have anything to eat, so I'll eat you." Liu Yan once again said the terrible thing confidently, without feeling that there was anything wrong with it.

"……and then?"

"Then you hit me." When he said this, Liu Yan couldn't hide the grievance in his tone. After so many lives, he didn't know how many things happened. At that time, he still remembered it so clearly. "I was too young at that time. Although you were busy, you practiced kung fu well. How can I beat you? You just know how to bully me!"

Ji Shang laughed a few times, but couldn't continue his words of appreciation.

Fortunately, Liu Yan was immersed in his memories at the moment, and he didn't care whether anyone answered, and said aggrievedly: "Now, which human being is not nice to me. In the past, mortals also respected me. Just you, not only bullying me, but also using me as a horse to ride, I was too young to carry you, you pulled my hair, and my head was bald by you! No character, no virtue! Gua Wazi! Stick! Rotten eyes!"

Ji Shang really wanted to get up and go to the kitchen to get something Liu Bian liked, to please this panda who looked like he was about to cry, but his waist was not up to snuff, so he could only struggle a few times on the wreckage of the bed, and said cautiously: "Aren't you Did you say that we were lovers in that life?" Why do I feel that being enemies is more or less the same.

Unexpectedly, it would be good not to mention it, but when it was mentioned Liu Yan immediately roared angrily: "Yes, it's all because of you!"

"In the middle of the night, no one is allowed to sleep!"

Suddenly there was a scream downstairs, and the mixed "Bel Canto" sounded for 5 minutes before it stopped. Ji Shang and Liu Yan silently closed their mouths, "eye-eyed" each other and did not speak.It wasn't until the scolding downstairs stopped that Ji Shang moved into a comfortable position in pain, and whispered, "Go to sleep."

Liu Bian still had the anger from just now, even the face of a panda could tell that the anger was churning. The round pearly eyes had turned into half-moon eyes, as if he was thinking about something. Thinking about it, the tense skin relaxed , the hair that stood up like stiff needles also softened, stretched his neck forward, arched his round head into Ji Shang's arms, and did not move.

One person and one bear just fell asleep like this, and the next day, Ji Shang found sadly that he really couldn't move.