My Panda Cohabitant

In Ji Shang’s imagination, Liu Yan’s friends are not normal, such as Liu Zou, who lives in the zoo with nothing to do, and also likes the breeder’s cakes, which hurts the spring and autumn all day long. After the last mission was completed, he said yes I can get a "destined person" quota, but I haven't heard any news so far. I really want to ask some time, and I can go to the zoo by the way.

Ji Shang didn't think too much when he proposed to go to the zoo. Although Liu Bian had all kinds of bad tempers, he didn't pay much attention to his claims as long as they were irrelevant, not to mention that Liu Zou was still Liu Bian's assistant now.Unexpectedly, as soon as he said it, Liu Yan's face immediately darkened: "No."

Ji Shang was startled, and said, "Why?"

"Danger!"

"What danger could there be in Liu Zou's place?"

"I have to, I just can't!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Yan flicked his tail, showing the panda's body twisting its big round buttocks and swaying to the balcony. Recently, he didn't know why he went crazy, and he sat on the balcony in a daze every now and then, which made Ji Shang He had to close the screens in broad daylight, otherwise people would clearly see that he had raised a panda at home-although it was beautiful, but after the commotion of taking the bear to the street last time, he didn't want to do anything else. The thing that caused misunderstanding—it is better at night, as long as the lights are not turned on, it doesn’t matter if Liu Jian sits on the balcony, and he can’t see it from the outside anyway.

When asked what Liu Yan was doing, the answer was very strange.

"Practice!"

Ji Shang blinked his eyes and said, "What are you repairing?"

"Cultivation, you don't understand, play around."

A Sichuan accent.

Ji Shang figured out the pattern. Generally, when speaking Sichuan dialect, Liu Biao was either angry or absent-minded. He couldn’t think of anything to be angry about, so the only thing left was something that aroused Liu Bian’s strong attention, and even More than "knotting love".

This made Ji Shang a little uncomfortable, no matter from the perspective of a panda or a human, he felt that there was a sour taste stuck in his trachea, and he couldn't swallow it or spit it out.

Am I already in love with this stuff?No way, how can my good "panda love" be broken so easily?

Ji Shang was muttering to himself, the way his eyes were staring at the ground fell in Liu Jie's eyes, probably a little angry and sad, the hill-like beast got up from the sitting position, slowly rubbed in front of him, and carried the big plate Face shook his head and tail for a while, but didn't get any response, so he stood up and changed from a bear to a human, scratched his hair in some annoyance, and found out a jade ruyi from nowhere, small, about the length of a finger, and pulled it over He put his hand into his palm, and said in his mouth: "Take it for fun, I'll come to accompany you in the past, be good!"

What the hell is this coaxing tone?

When he reacted, Ji Shang had already been pushed out of the bedroom by the panda, and stood among a bunch of crazy spirits and vampires in the living room, looking at the little Yu Ruyi in his palm, he couldn't laugh or cry, and for some reason, a warm breath came out from the bottom of his heart , making his limbs feel comfortable.

Forget it, even if pandas can become humans, at least there is still some time to be pandas.

He was playing with the little jade ruyi, thinking of Liu Yan saying "play with this", he squeezed it like a stick and waved it, while smiling silly and saying "the wind is coming", unexpectedly the voice As soon as it fell, a gust of wind suddenly rose out of thin air, blowing up all the unfixed things in the living room.

Ji Shang said "fuck me" in an instant, grabbed the door frame with his backhand, and watched the goblins and ghosts being blown into a funnel by the wind, screaming in the air, and the dining tables and chairs became missing arms and legs, banging in the air , his whole body is not well.He wanted to find Yu Ruyi, only to realize that he was too shocked just now, and the thing was too small, and it had already left his grasp and rushed to the free world.

The wind blew more and more viciously, until finally the ceiling and the marble floor began to vibrate slightly, the floor seemed to collapse at any moment, and a sound of "the wind stopped" sounded, and the trapeze flying objects in the living room fell back to the ground in an instant, smashing the ground full of broken pieces and rubbish .

Ji Shang put his hands on the door frame in a daze, looking at the living room after the disaster, the first thought that came to his mind was: this house is impossible to take.

"What's the matter with you?" Liu Yan's doubtful tone sounded above his head, "It's not easy to practice spells at home, so I have to go outside to practice..."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Shang jumped up and grabbed Liu Yan's collar angrily: "What did you give me?"

"Ruyi." Liu Yan's face was full of bewilderment, "Can't you see it?"

Ji Shang said with a ferocious expression: "You mean, does this jade Ruyi mean that it will become wishful after using it?"

"What is it, it can't be too powerful, it can't be used much." Liu Yan obviously didn't understand what happened, but looking at Ji Shang's dark face, he subconsciously turned into a panda and rubbed his neck against Ji Shang's Waist, "What's wrong?"

What else can Ji Shang say, the sins he has done, he will eat them all while crawling, besides, what else can he do in the face of such a cute panda?Look at that round face, look at that bear mouth, look at those black pearl eyes...

When Liu Bian swayed back to the balcony to practice, Ji Shang came back to his senses. While cleaning up the messy living room, he grabbed Xiaoyao passing by, and said, "What is Liu Bian doing practicing like this?"

"I heard that Brother Liu's suitor is coming!" Xiao Yao took it for granted, "Of course you have to practice hard, otherwise how can you beat him?"

Ji Shang frowned and pondered for a while, a little confused: "Wait a minute, why are you fighting with the suitor?"

"If you can't beat it, you will be crushed!" Xiao Yao said with a terrified expression, "It's miserable!"

"Do gods do this?" Ji Shang asked with a shock.

Xiaoyao shook her head: "That's not true. Immortals are more civilized. After all, everyone can take shape, but... everyone was a ghost before being admitted to Immortals. If you like it, if you can beat it, you will be admitted. How can humans be so civilized, so some fierce personalities will still fight."

In fact, human beings are not so civilized, Ji Shang said in his heart, but nodded silently on his face, and after he finished nodding, he suddenly remembered something, and said strangely: "Then what, I want to ask, are demons and rivals in love all the same?" What attitude?"

Xiao Yao blurted out: "Kill it."

"..."

That night, Ji Shang spent the whole night looking for Yu Ruyi in the living room, and always felt that when the black peacock came, not only Liu Jian's chrysanthemum would be lost, but his life would also be lost.At that time, he only felt that although this thing was "unusable" in Liu Jie's words, it was already very powerful for him. After all, he was a mortal, and it was very powerful to be able to wave his hands.

The next day, Ji Shang went to work with two dark circles under his eyes. Yu Ruyi didn't show up all night. But when he saw the black man in the corridor of the unit, he couldn't help but have some subtle premonitions in his mind.

Black people are very handsome. To use the Chinese’s “politically incorrect” words, it’s like white people wearing black skin, but he knows that black people in some countries are like this, because some international friends have come to participate in the weather station, and their ancestors In this way, not all blacks have low foreheads, thick lips and protruding mouths.However, he decided in almost a second that this guy was definitely not an ordinary black man, because this guy's hair was emerald green, with blue, yellow, and red highlights dotted from time to time, his eyes were dark blue, like the sea, Not to mention her figure, she was as tall as a bamboo, and when she walked, her hair swayed, not to mention how flamboyant she was.

Wu Se said who is that suitor of Liu Bian... the black peacock?No, shouldn't the black peacock have black tail feathers? !What the hell is this non-mainstream hairstyle?

Where the black man passed by, everyone looked sideways, not to mention his appearance, just the posture of swinging his tail in the wind when he walked was enough to attract attention.Most importantly, this product is naked!Light!Go!of!Although it is too dark to see the details clearly, but there are too many things that can dangle on the human body... Many girls have already screamed and ran into the room, and some bold ones stared wide-eyed and ate tofu unceremoniously .

Ji Shang was about to walk out of the office, and just stepped on the threshold, he was stunned to see the black man slowly approaching, stared at him, and looked him up and down from head to toe in a peeling gesture, his small eyes could tell It is too obvious to compose a "song of contempt".

After such a few minutes of sizing up strangely, the black man let out a breath from his nostrils, raised one corner of his mouth and said, "Hmph, it's not worth mentioning!"

Ji Shang disappeared silently, what can he say?Doing it is definitely not going to work. It would be lack of thought to go up and fight even if you know you can't beat it. Besides, it is the right way to inform Liu Jie at this time. The master should fight with the master.

Liu Bian was still very slow in answering the phone, Ji Shang waited for almost half a minute before he picked it up, and said in a vague voice, "What's the matter?"

Ji Shang was taken aback, and said, "Are you sleeping?"

"Yes." Liu Yan said vaguely, "What kind of place?!"

"Your suitor is here." Ji Shang said directly, "Come to see me."

"Ah?" There was a yell on the phone, and Liu Yan became anxious when he spoke again, "What's the matter with you?"

Ji Shang was a little moved for a moment: "It's okay, he's gone, he probably thinks I'm not worth fighting."

"That's good, that's good, you must not die."

Liu Bian finally calmed down, and after saying a word, he suddenly fell silent, followed by a roar, and Ji Shang's familiar cracking sound sounded from the other end of the phone—it was either a door or a table, or wood anyway—he pointed at the phone There was a series of shouts, only a reply of "Don't come" was received occasionally, and then there was no more sound.

How is it possible!What will the house look like?Is it over yet!

Ji Shang's heart was burning with anger, he got up and rushed out, and he didn't forget to say "I'm going to the measuring station" when he passed by the personnel, and he disappeared in an instant.Along the way, he drove the little broken car vigorously, and attracted the attention of the police several times. When he got home, when the car stopped and the key was pulled out, he rushed up without bothering to lock the door. I have been greatly satisfied in life, but the blow to property is too great, and those who hear it are sad and the listener sheds tears.

He rushed upstairs in one breath and found that the anti-theft door was pitifully half open, and the floor was covered with debris after entering the door. Although some of them were the fruits of his own crimes last night, the bed in the bedroom was cut into two pieces, absolutely matching him. irrelevant.Gritting his teeth, he ran into the study room where the noise was not incessant, and saw a fit black body pressing down on another white striped body, both of them were naked, Ji Shang paused in his footsteps, as if stunned by shock in place.

Here Liu Yan struggled over, and when he saw Ji Shang, he yelled: "I didn't lose! I didn't lose!"

The black man also took a look, and breathed out: "Weak chicken."

Ji Shang got a little closer, hesitated for a while, and said in a low voice: "Liu Yan...then what, you must hold on."

Liu Yan was a little moved when he heard it: "Don't worry, I won't lose!"

Ji Shang continued: "Hold on, don't become a panda."

Liu Bian: "..."

A few seconds later, Liu Yan turned into a huge plush beast with a puff. The black man immediately applauded when he saw it, and pressed on it even more, and raised his hands.

Ji Shang, who was watching silently, howled suddenly, jumped forward and tore at the non-mainstream hairstyle of the black man, and roared, "Let go of my bastard!"