My Panda Cohabitant

Liu Bian is a man, he can lose his temper and is better at acting like a spoiled child, Ji Shang has a deep understanding of this.At the beginning, he didn't quite understand Liu Biao's character, but now he gradually understands that it is necessary to touch his hair, and a lot of time, don't think about Liu Biao too complicated, just think from a simple way of thinking, Liu Biao It's easy to guess the straight-forward character.

In the end, Ji Shang decided to teach Liu Jian the true meaning of "sleepy report". After explaining it, he asked, "Do you have any ideas?"

Liu Yan looked like an old god, and said, "I understand."

"what?"

"You lied to me last night."

Ji Shang doesn't intend to deny this point: "That's because you don't understand the relationship. It's not that we will have feelings when we go to bed, but that we will go to bed when we have feelings. You have reversed the cause and effect. I am I'm afraid you will do something irrational."

"Like what?"

"Force me to fuck."

Liu Bian thought for a while, and said: "Pandas are like this, and they will develop feelings after a long time."

Ji Shang was taken aback for a moment, and after realizing it, he said, "You are human now."

Liu Jian glanced at Ji Shang, and said slowly: "Then I will not be a panda from now on."

These words hit Zhongji Shang's deathbed. After struggling for a long time, he still couldn't resist the temptation, trying to lower the standard and bargain with Liu Jian: "Well, let's make an agreement. In the future, I will ask you to change into a panda, and you can Kiss me once."

"Affinity and sex are different." Liu Yan immediately pointed out the difference sharply.

"Listen to me." Ji Shang made a calm gesture and said, "Emotions are all cultivated, just kiss our relationship, and when the relationship is good, I will naturally not refuse □."

After a few seconds of silence, Liu Yan said, "So you also think that □□ means love?"

Ji Shang thought for a while, then nodded seriously, "Yes."

At this moment he didn't realize it was a commitment, however, when he did, it was not a burden but a pleasure.

On a rare Sunday, Liu Bian still wanted to deal with the dispute between the two drivers. Before leaving, he had been thinking about it for a long time, hoping that Ji Shang would accompany him. However, yesterday's experience was too thrilling, and Ji Shang didn't think so. Willing to get up, lazily lying on the sofa, no matter how wordy he is, he will not make a sound, pretending not to exist.

Liu Bian wanted to get angry a little, so he poked his neck and said, "I like you to accompany me!"

This made Ji Shang grin, then waved his hands and said, "I don't want to move."

After thinking about it for a few seconds, Liu Yan made a simple decision: walk over, squat down, put Ji Shang on his shoulders, move his position, and go outside when he feels comfortable.

After the dizzying situation, Ji Shang changed into a head-down posture, not to mention comfortable, brain congestion is not so pleasant.When he supported Liu Bian's back with his hands and managed to stand up his upper body, the dizziness in his head got better.It has to be said that Liu Yan's arms are quite strong, and he stood behind him, looking at the inverted triangle figure with envy.

"Xiao Ji, are you going out?"

"Well, let's go for a walk." Ji Shang greeted the neighbor with a strange expression with a dry smile, then kicked Liu Jian and said, "Put me down!"

"Accompany me to work."

"Okay." Ji Shang lost his mind, "Put me down quickly."

An adult man with a height of 1.8 meters was carried on the shoulders of another man. It can't be described as immoral. It should be called "blind dog eyes".He was still a little dizzy when he stood firm, so he slapped Liu Jian on the back, pretending to be angry and said, "Don't do this in the future!"

"I'm happy." Liu Jian muttered, but didn't say anything else.

As a matter of course, Ji Shang drove, and when he arrived at the community office, after getting out of the car, Ji Shang watched Liu Yan skillfully open the car door, and suddenly came to his senses: "You don't want to rub my car, do you?"

Liu Yan replied reflexively: "I don't rub the car, the car skin is too smooth, rubbing it is useless."

Season merchant: "..."

The community office is still noisy, but the noisy "people" in front of the counter have changed a batch, and the big hole that was punched upstairs has been repaired as before. From the outside, there is no trace at all, and it is probably caused by magic. .Along the way, the two of them saw some familiar faces from time to time. The Cantonese man who had a quarrel last time was sitting on a lounge chair smoking a cigarette, holding a phone and speaking Cantonese.

Wu Se is still sitting behind the desk, still looks like a teenager, still piles of documents, and still has a lazy expression, but this time he woke up as soon as Ji Shang and Liu Yan came in, sat up straight and said seriously: "Liu Yan , you have done a great job."

Liu Bian still looked like an old god, but Ji Shang lifted his spirits and asked sharply, "What rewards are there for meritorious service?"

Wu Se stared: "Don't think about rewards, think about how to better serve the society."

Ji Shang couldn't laugh or cry and said, "What merit did you achieve?"

"The two drivers caught last time were smugglers. They specially installed Ghost Hands and Shunfeng Talismans on heavy trucks. They also carried contraband while transporting goods from Heaven." Wu Se rummaged through the pile of documents, and soon Take out a shiny thing that looks like a pearl, "This is for this time."

Liu Bian's expression changed, and he took the thing with lightning speed, and held it in his palm to play with.

Ji Shang looked at Liu Biao strangely. He had never seen Liu Bian with such a dignified expression, and what was even more unexpected was that Liu Biao stuffed this thing into his palm in the next second.He held this thing and waited for a few seconds, then looked at Liu Biao inexplicably: "What are you doing?"

"How do you feel?"

"No."

"Really not?"

Seeing that Liu Yan said it so solemnly, Ji Shang held the bead and felt it carefully several times, but he still didn't understand: "No, what is it?"

"This is your body."

"……what?"

"The corpse of your previous life."

Ji Shang looked at this thing for a while, recalled it, frowned and said: "I remember that I was a leopard in my previous life, right?"

"Well, but you have cultivated a human form, but you have just failed in cultivation." Liu Jie said, "The human form you cultivated is a white jade body, and it looks like this when polished into beads."

Ji Shang began to feel horrified, being able to hold his own corpse is not something everyone can experience.He thought for a long time, but still couldn't accept it, and carefully returned the beads to Liu Jian, saying, "Why would someone smuggle this stuff?"

"Of course it's good for cultivation." Wu Se said, "Your credit is to catch a smuggler."

Liu Bian always sees things from different angles: "I'm obviously buried, who dug it out?"

Wu Se replied very calmly: "Your old friend."

Judging from this tone, Ji Shang judged within a second that the relationship between this guy and Liu Bian must be extremely bad. Sure enough, Liu Bian's face immediately dropped, and he said angrily, "Is that guy dead?"

Well, looking at this posture, I was killed once, Ji Shang thought.

"I changed my body." Five Colors said calmly, "The first thing I did after I had a body was to dig...uh, this person's tomb. That's why I advised you to have cremation at the beginning, are you dumbfounded now?"

"Why didn't he reincarnate?"

"Yan Wang organizes Qingming Festival activities, and he will live again if he wins the lottery."

Season merchant: "..."

"Why give him a human body!?"

"He was a human being in this life."

Liu Bian walked up and down the room like a caged animal.

Ji Shang stared at it for a while and became dizzy, turned his head to look at Wu Se and said, "Who are you talking about?"

"Liu Bian's suitor."

Ji Shang raised his eyebrows and said, "How long have you been chasing?"

"Anyway, it is in this life."

Ji Shang can now understand why the tomb of his previous life was dug up, it's okay to be angry, but he just finds it extremely strange.What's more interesting to him is that this guy Liu Bian actually has suitors?

"Is the suitor also a panda?"

"No." Director Five Colors showed a strange twist on his face, "It's a peacock."

Ji Shang blurted out: "White peacock?"

"No, Black Peacock."

Ji Shang imagined it for a while, but still couldn't imagine what the black peacock looked like, but soon he would have the opportunity to see this "rival in love" with his own eyes.