My Panda Cohabitant

A group of gods came down and said hello to Liu Yan first, and then they started to get busy, following the "spells" one after another—probably, Ji Shang couldn't understand anyway—the chaotic ground, corpses and all kinds of things The ruins were quickly cleaned up, the shallow potholes were filled, and the construction site gradually returned to its normal appearance, as if nothing had happened.

Ji Shang saw two elks being dragged into the washbasin, tied up, hanging their heads and muttering mournfully, but unfortunately he couldn't understand the language at all.When he came back to his senses, he had already been pulled to the side of his car by Liu Yan, and his attention was immediately diverted to other places.

Due to the collapse of the wall and various flying sand and stone effects, the car was completely invisible. The body was full of large and small dents, and the paint was scratched and numb.If it was just a trivial matter to do it in the community last time, this time it will be a pain in the neck.

After a few seconds of being stupid, Ji Shang grabbed Liu Yan and said, "Will your community office compensate me for my car?"

"Do not……"

"Give me compensation!?"

Liu Bian had never seen such a courageous Ji Shang, he was stunned for a moment and was unable to speak.

"Give it! Compensation! Let's go!" Ji Shang leaned in front of Liu Bian, stared at Liu Biao's eyes, and said word by word.

Liu Bian didn't answer, another small voice came in: "Apply for a report." Ji Shang turned his head to look, and it was Wuse who spoke, "Liu Bian knows the process."

This matter ended like this, and Ji Shang still felt like a dream when he returned home.

No, shouldn't these monsters be a bunch of bastards?That kind of destructive lens is not suitable at all!

Ji Shang sat in front of the computer and was distracted. After waking up, Dingqing saw that what he was searching for was "the kind of gods".

What kind of creature am I talking about the hundreds of years of love!

Liu Bian's purpose has always been clear, which is to end this relationship, but Ji Shang has never taken it seriously. The story of the White Snake and Xu Xian has been passed down for thousands of years, but by the standards of modern people, the White Snake is simply a perfect companion. Don't talk about love, even if they can only be together but not together, he feels that many people will not refuse.

"Liu Bian." Ji Shang opened his voice and shouted.

A panda came in from the living room wagging its head and wagging its tail, walked up to Ji Shang and sat down, and responded, "Huh?"

"What's the standard for ending love?"

"I love you and you love me."

"Who will judge whether it is love?"

Liu Yan seemed a little confused, and said, "I can feel it when I love it."

"what about me?"

"Didn't you always love me? Before..." Liu Yan suddenly stopped, "You love me now, as long as I am a panda."

Ji Shang wanted to say "That's different", but after thinking about it, he changed his words: "What will happen after love is over? What are you going to do?"

"go back."

"Where are you going back?"

"You are a human, I am a demon, I have my world, and you have yours."

Ji Shang was a little strange, he couldn't hold back even though he endured it, and asked, "Wouldn't you be sad in that case?"

Yuanyuan's panda tilted its head and said, "Why are you sad?"

"Because we love each other but we have to separate."

Liu Yan seemed to have never thought about this question, and was stunned when he heard it. After a long silence, he lowered his head and said softly, "I don't know."

Ji Shang leaned over his upper body, hugged his huge round head into his arms, sniffed the familiar fragrance, and suddenly felt a little melancholy.

It was doomed to be a tragedy from the very beginning, so what should I do?

The atmosphere at the dinner table that day was very dull, on the one hand it was because of the car, on the other hand it was the question raised by Ji Shang, even Xiao Yao seemed to feel something, so he closed his mouth and ate in silence.

Ji Shang thought that Liu Bian would not think about this problem anymore, but before going to bed, Liu Bian suddenly took action.He was taking off his clothes by the bed, when a strong force hit him from behind, and his whole body was stuck on the bed like a cake. This is not over yet, the next step is that the "pancake" is turned over, and the naked | Staring at him with an unprecedented enthusiasm, and he also felt an unprecedented sense of crisis.

"Liu Yan, what are you doing?"

Liu Bian's answer was very concise and powerful: "I'm sorry!"

Ji Shang's heart sank, and he tried to keep calm and said, "Another day, I'm tired today."

"Yes, let's sue together!"

"tired."

"Sleep!"

"next time."

"Let's be together today!"

The two of them talked back and forth for a long time, and finally Liu Yan became impatient, stretched out his arms, grabbed Ji Shang's clothes and tore them, and the newly bought pajamas turned into shreds .Before he had time to mourn for Bai Baiyang, Liu Yan's hot chest was already pressed against him. He could feel his strong heartbeat and heavy breathing, and he didn't dare to move for a while, just lay there dryly.

After a while, seeing that Liu Bian didn't move, Ji Shang said cautiously with doubts: "Liu Bian."

"Ok?"

"Is this a sleepy report?"

"Ah."

In fact, Liu Bian was holding Ji Shang down and remained motionless.

Ji Shang weighed the current situation and made a wise decision: "Let's get into bed, it's too cold outside."

This request was quickly satisfied, and soon Ji Shang got into the bed heated by the electric blanket, and brought a large meat pad "pillow" along with it. "Pillow" not only has a constant temperature, can talk, but can also adjust ergonomics according to his posture, and can say a few words from time to time to relieve boredom.

"Do you like me now?"

"Why do you ask?"

"We sued together."

"Well, I like it." Ji Shang said perfunctorily.

After a few seconds of silence, Liu Yan said again: "I didn't feel it."

"Because you do not like me."

Liu Bian thought for a moment, and said, "But generally speaking, the final way to settle a relationship is to sue."

Ji Shang suddenly understood, and he was a little uncertain whether he should educate him in this area, what if he taught him, what would Liu Yan really do?Because of the problem of panda fetishism, he has put the minimum requirements on his other half, living and humanoid, but now that he has a panda, he doesn't want to sleep with a man.

Besides, he felt that going to bed with Liu Yan would definitely not be a good memory, and at the same time it was a little strange: "Have you never told anyone before?"

"No."

"Really?" Ji Shang became even more skeptical, "You were very skilled at kissing me before."

"I practiced it before coming here."

"……with who?"

"I don't know." Liu Yan showed a look of reminiscence, "I caught someone randomly on the way here, and practiced it a few times."

"..."

Ji Shang didn't know whether to mourn for that "practice object" or to be thankful, looking at Liu Jie's serious face, he gradually felt a little funny: this guy is really serious about dating.

"Didn't I kiss you when I was a human?"

"No."

Well, I'm such an idiot in 280 VII.

Ji Shang cupped Liu Jian's face and said softly, "Come and kiss me."

Without hesitation, Liu Bian leaned forward immediately, kissed Ji Shang's lips, and sucked them earnestly, obviously following certain steps step by step.Ji Shang wouldn't follow along, and immediately turned his back on the guest, leaning over to hold Liu Jian's head and kiss him dearly.

The two rolled into a ball on the bed, and soon, Ji Shang felt that both Liu Yan and him had a reaction.

"I'm thinking about sex." After leaving panting, Liu Jie said suddenly.

These words are too straightforward. It took a long time for Ji Shang to recover from the shock. He stretched out his hand and touched something hot and hard. With a serious face, he said: "Sleep, you will like me tomorrow!"

That night, Liu Yan really slept with Ji Shang obediently and did nothing.

When Ji Shang woke up the next day, he saw Liu Jian staring straight at him, and opened his mouth and said, "Liar!"

"what?"

"I don't like you."

"..."

Ji Shang wanted to laugh.