My Panda Cohabitant

The only monster fight Ji Shang had ever seen was the "battle" between Liu Yan, Liu Zou and the vampire. That time his grand imagination was completely torn apart. This time, when he saw two monsters punching each other, he immediately Losing all interest, he weighed the rice balls and soy milk in his hands, and was just trying to figure out if it was time to eat, when a loud noise suddenly came from the "battlefield".

Even so, Ji Shang still lacked interest, and lowered his head to search for the straw in the bag. When he finally poked the straw into the soy milk, there was another loud noise, and at the same time, many small gravels were smashed all over the place. down.He covered his face with his arms, looked up in confusion, and froze in place.

Everything he saw a few seconds ago is gone. There is only a huge pothole left on the construction site. Trucks, corpses, and fences have all disappeared. Two huge elk that are seven stories high are using branches The horns of the fork are in a crazy dry frame.Every time their horns bumped into each other, the ground would vibrate, and ripples would appear in circles, like stones thrown into the water.

The elk on the left has red eyes, and the antlers are a bit like a Christmas tree. On the right, there is a whole body of red hair, and there is a large circle of fluffy long white hair on the neck, which has been stained red by blood, and the blood flows down As it falls, a puff of smoke will be emitted every drop that hits the ground, eroding the ground into small puddles of blood.

The fighting methods of the elk are very primitive, either with their horns or with their hooves. Even so, after a while, the two of them were beaten to death, and the fur and skin were torn off, accompanied by hissing and roaring.

The soy milk and rice balls landed on the ground, and Ji Shang opened his mouth wide to eat ashes, completely unaware that the two things were getting closer and closer.When he realized it, his neck was almost turned up to ninety degrees, and two elks had already reached his eyes!

what happened?Isn't it comedy theater?Why did it suddenly become Ultraman vs. Godzilla?And this style of painting is wrong, Chinese gods don't like it!Chinese gods pay attention to fluttering beards, take a dust whisk and wave them gracefully!The term "Xianfeng Daogu" was not invented for nothing!

Ji Shang's mind was running with excitement, his whole body froze, and he couldn't move a step while standing there.When he realized that there was another person in front of him, his brain regained a little bit of sanity.

"Liu Bian, can you...can you?"

In Ji Shang's mind, Liu Jie is a cute and troublesome bastard, with smooth fur and arrogant personality, he is definitely not a character who can be mixed into this kind of scene-although Xiaoyao has repeatedly emphasized that the gods are very powerful, but he I can't even imagine the so-called "powerful".

"Liu Bian, Liu Bian, don't go!" Ji Shang was finally able to move, and after regaining control of his body, the first thing he did was to pounce on Liu Biao's hand and try to run back, "Run!"

Not pulling.

Liu Bian turned his head, his expressionless face showed a touch of emotion: "Are you protecting me?"

"Huh?" Ji Shang stayed for a few seconds before reacting, and said angrily, "Damn, is this the time to say that?"

Liu Yan didn't leave, but turned around and held Ji Shang's hand, and said seriously, "I'm very happy."

"..."

Ji Shang wanted to beat someone up, although he knew that Liu Jian was definitely not a person who would be beaten obediently, but at this moment, even his heart was burning with fire.

"Let's go, Yuu." Ji Shang began to use the trick of coaxing people, "Let's go."

Liu Yan shook his head, slowly bent down to reveal the true nature of the panda, shook off Ji Shang's hand and walked towards the big elk.

, Ji Shang stood behind, feeling dazzled by the dust, and worried for a while. He didn't want the panda to get hurt a little bit, and he didn't want anything to happen to Liu Bian, who was like a fool.He worked up his courage a few times, braved the flying sand and walked a few steps forward, and shouted loudly: "Liu Yan, if you can't do it, don't go! Let's go!"

When the fluffy buttocks and small white round tail were almost invisible in the smog, Liu Yan suddenly stopped, and just under the eight huge deer hooves, he raised his round head and let out a deep and long roar. Like the heavy rain falling from the sky, it instantly washed the raised dust to the ground.

No, this is not a metaphor. Ji Shang found that there seemed to be invisible rain falling, and the dust raised by the giant deer's fight fell to the ground one after another, causing a slight noise, including his body, which became like a clay figurine in a few seconds.

Not finished yet.

Originally a giant panda was like a children's toy in front of the elk, but when such a small panda tapped the bear's paw lightly, the sunken pothole bounced up like plasticine, and thunder echoed in the air .He opened his mouth and spit out a series of low-pitched and simple words, which seemed to be full of rhythm like singing. Soon, these words caused the surrounding air to vibrate slightly, and it seemed that something in the void was rapidly growing, spreading and dying. After that, the two restless The elk seemed to be pressed down on its head by something, trembling and slowly bent its front legs, and knelt down unwillingly.

In the mist, the hill-like elk lowered its head to the ground, showing its respect for the "little" panda. The surrounding area was extremely quiet, and there was no sound at all.

Ji Shang stared blankly at the scene, feeling like he was dreaming, until Liu Yan sat down, turned his round head and shouted: "Fantuan."

"...Do you want soy milk?"

"want."

Ji Shang looked down, and said in a dazed way: "The soy milk has leaked, let's eat a rice ball and forget it."

"Ah."

Liu Biao said that he would wait for support. In order to show that he was advancing and retreating together, Ji Shang sat next to Liu Bian, and at the same time, he also wanted to calm down his shock.The two slowly ate rice balls together, the atmosphere was quiet and weird.Looking at the two elk from directly below is even more spectacular. He wanted to get closer to have a look at the hooves, but Liu Yan grabbed them back and said, "Don't come close."

"What happened to them?"

"The law was cast."

"You did it?"

After Ji Shang finished asking, Liu Jian gave him a strange look, and gave him a casual hum.Only then did he realize that he had asked a stupid question, and there was no other "person" around here who could do this except Liu Jie.It's just that this is far from the impression in his heart. Liu Yan should be slapping his hands, twisting his buttocks and arguing with others, how could it be so... powerful?

Jishang was still in the aftermath of shock until he finished eating the rice balls. When a car painted with police officers and dome lights drove in and stopped in front of him, he didn't realize that it was a real police car.Two policemen got off the car. He looked left and right and found no mystery, so he leaned into Liu Yan's ear and said, "What is this?"

"what? What?"

"Are these two immortals?"

Liu Bian's eyes became even weirder, and he said, "This is a human being."

"Ok?"

"They're human."

Ji Shang was stunned, glanced at Liu Jian, and said, "They don't think this is a movie, do they?"

"No, they are human co-investigators who came when major events happened." Liu Jie explained patiently, pointing at the huge motionless elk and said, "Just like today."

When Ji Shang and Liu Jie were whispering, two policemen had already walked over, and one of the middle-aged man skillfully took out a cigarette and handed it to him, saying, "Brother, you seem to be unfamiliar, a god who just took office?"

Ji Shang silently took the cigarette and said, "I am human."

"Oh?" The policeman didn't react just like Ji Shang just now, "Are you human?"

Ji Shang pointed to his nose, smiled, and said, "Well, I'm human."

The middle-aged policeman had already put his cigarette in his mouth at this time, and stood there for a few seconds, then suddenly frowned and said, "Are you the same person as me?"

"correct."

The policeman dropped his cigarette, stared wide-eyed and said, "Damn, you're human? What's going on? How did you come here? You're not allowed to enter here, go, don't join in the fun!"

Just as Ji Shang was about to explain, Liu Jian had already leaned over and said, "He is my predestined relationship."

The eyes of the middle-aged policeman became extremely strange in an instant. He looked at Liu Jian for a while, and said, "I see, you are the new god in our city."

"Yeah." Liu Bian showed unprecedented professionalism, "I'm on secondment, and my name is Liu Biao."

Another young policeman had already circled the elk, and now he ran back out of breath, asking, "How long have you been here?"

"It's coming soon." Liu Yan said.

The young policeman said in confusion, "Soon?"

"Hold!"

The middle-aged policeman didn't say much, and ran out as soon as he pulled the little policeman up, and said to Ji Shang while running, "Run!"

As soon as the words fell, the two huge elk suddenly trembled, broke free like something and jumped up, with a long hiss, slowly shrank into a human shape, lay down on the ground panting, and did not move.

Liu Bian didn't move, so Ji Shang didn't move either. When half of the raised dust settled down, the two policemen rushed back again, covering their noses and saying in a low voice: "It's over?"

"It's over." Liu Yan nodded, "Record it."

The two police officers were busy at once, taking pictures and taking pictures. When they were done, they greeted Liu Jian, stared at Ji Shang with strange eyes, turned around and got into the police car to avoid people. .

Ji Shang watched the police car leave, and asked, "So you still have contact with humans?"

"Of course." Liu Yan didn't seem to understand, "You're getting stupid, isn't the director's office in the city hall?"

Ji Shang blushed a little, cleared his throat, and changed the subject decisively: "They just record it? Won't you help?"

"They can't handle it either."

This is the truth, Ji Shang looked around and found that the construction site was completely in ruins, not to mention the corpses, not even a single man-made thing could be seen.Listening carefully, he could still hear a strange thumping sound. He saw Liu Jian took a few steps, pulled out a withered hand that was still moving from the dirt pile, and came back with it.

Ji Shang took the first look and said, "I don't care what it is, I'm not allowed to take it home."

Liu Bian's expression twisted, silently threw the ghost hand back to the ground, raised his head and said, "The people from the community office are here."

Ji Shang raised his head and saw many black dots in the sky. When the dots approached, he found that they were "people" riding various tools, including skateboards, bicycles, and kayaks. The most exaggerated One is sitting in an enamel washbasin, which has lost a lot of porcelain, and the words "Jincheng Group" are printed on the bottom, which looks like a welfare issued by a public factory in the 80s.

"These are all fairies, right?"

"Ah."

"Can't they use magic weapons while flying? Somersaulting clouds and plantain fans or something."

"That's a lot of trouble. If it's broken, it has to be sent back to Heaven for repair, and it doesn't include postage."

"Anyway, don't use the washbasin."

"convenient."

"..."