My Panda Cohabitant
Chapter 26
Ji Shang is not busy at work, most of the time he sits behind his desk and faces the computer. He used to be the type who couldn't sleep when the wind and rain changed, and being on duty on the mountain was even more boring. It's hard work, but now I'm at the top of my game - although I still don't earn much, at least I have more time.
The spare time was originally devoted to searching for pandas everywhere, but now that he has a ready-made panda at home, he doesn't have to travel around anymore.
"Get up, get up!" Liu Yan stood by the bed, slapping the bed frame with a big slap, "I'm going to work!"
Ji Shang groaned in pain, opened his sore eyes and sat up, stared blankly for a while, and said, "What time is it?"
"Ten past seven."
Ji Shang looked out the window, the weather was not bad, but it wasn't fully lit, and he was groggy.He yawned, climbed out of bed helplessly, and said while walking to the bathroom: "Wait for me to get down."
Since being with him for the first time, Liu Yan seems to have formed a habit. Whenever he has any tasks, he must call Ji Shang. If Ji Shang is not available, he would rather postpone the day to the weekend than go by himself. Cultivate feelings", but for Ji Shang, this means that all holidays will be reimbursed.
Ji Shang didn't directly refuse, and after serious consideration, he proposed a corresponding price: everyone at home would have to become pandas.
This request was sternly rejected by Liu Yan, on the grounds that "becoming a panda is too different from you, and animals are inferior after all." Must be transformed into a panda and needs to be kept clean.
Ji Shang quickly tasted the bittersweet result. Since Liu Jian came, he felt that he hadn't rested for a long time. Every time he had a little free time, he wanted to sleep late, cook a side dish, and stay lazily all day long. When watching TV on the bed, Liu Jian would always rush over energetically, pick him up and run out the door: "Work!"
The same is true today.
When Ji Shang and Liu Yan went out, the sky was just bright, and the weather did not get warmer. The cold spring let the wind pour into his neck like a knife. Seeing Liu Yan wearing only spring clothes and still looking calm and at ease, he couldn't help feeling envious .Although when I was young, there were times when I wanted demeanor but not temperature, but the older I got, the more I couldn't bear it. Everything was comfort first, and everything else was secondary.
He shrank his neck and moved closer to Liu Bian, feeling the temperature from Liu Bian's body, and whispered, "What is it this time?"
Last time, it was a vampire taking apprentices without a license. Last time, it was a little demon stealing a cable spirit. Last time, it was a wood spirit using magic to build a private building and disrupt the housing market. Every time he sat on the sidelines with a cup of tea. Seeing Liu Yan "fighting" with others is the same as he imagined today.On the way, he bought soy milk and rice balls, and led Liu Jian all the way to the field and got down, looked around, and was about to find a suitable place to watch the battle when he was suddenly held back.
He waited for a few seconds, but there was no movement from Liu Yan, so he couldn't help asking strangely: "What's wrong?"
"smell."
"What is the taste?"
"Blood."
This is a construction site. I don't know why no work has started. Even the concierge is deserted. There are several locks on the gate. It is a good place for killing people and burying corpses.A layer of goosebumps appeared on Ji Shang's neck, he leaned closer to Ji Shang unconsciously, and lowered his voice: "Can you feel that someone is here?"
"No." Liu Yan answered very simply, but his body quietly blocked Ji Shang, "Don't leave me."
"it is good."
"listen to me."
"it is good."
"Don't force me to eat bamboo."
"……it is good."
"Don't make me a panda to be allowed to go to bed."
"..."
Ji Shang punched Liu Bian in the back, the person who was hit didn't move, but his hand hurt.After hissing for a while, he covered his hands and said, "What is the mission today?"
"He said that the evil spirit is so strong here, so he asked me to come and take a look."
"Why is it all about you?"
"The gods are not enough."
Ji Shang didn't know how to evaluate this hint. If it was a game, there would probably be a big battle here, but when he pressed Liu Jian's head, he felt that he just needed to sit on the side and eat and drink.After waiting patiently for a while, he was wondering if he had been tricked by Liu Bian when a faint smell of blood drifted into his sense of smell.
Liu Bian rushed out immediately, and Ji Shang ran after him all the way. After turning a corner, blood red suddenly appeared in his eyes.He had to cover his nose, slow down, and walk carefully among the "corpses" on the ground.He took a closer look, but he couldn't recognize what kind of animal it was. He just felt that a deer was not a deer, a cow was not a cow, and it looked a bit like a donkey. Elk".
After walking for about five or six minutes, two men were sitting on the ground next to the two trucks, playing PSP face to face. The peaceful atmosphere mixed with the occasional battle sounds from the PSP spread out, and the ground was covered with blood. The corpse looked very strange.
"Are these two people wanted criminals?" Ji Shang lowered his voice and approached Liu Yan and asked, "Killed so many... Uh, monster, can you do it alone?"
Liu Yan cast a look over, which was quite meaningful.
Ji Shang suddenly had a feeling of "I'm wrong again", but he couldn't do anything. He looked around and it was full of corpses and blood, and there were many pieces of severed limbs. Those who have eaten all kinds of "wild animals eating alive" can't bear it anymore.
As if he didn't see anything, Liu Yan went up and talked to the two of them.
Ji Shang was sweating in the back, and when they finished talking, two gamers stood up, walked to a car each, got in and started the engine.Seeing Liu Bian coming back, he was about to ask what was going on, when he heard a roar, the two cars trembled like a convulsion, and stretched out a big pale hand that was two stories high from the trunk, and moved After that, he quickly began to grab the four elephants on the ground and throw them back into the carriage.
Ji Shang pointed at the hand in bewilderment and said, "What is that?"
"Forklift." Liu Jie replied, "Two trucks crashed, and they were waiting for me to deal with it just now."
"Oh." Ji Shang replied, after thinking for a while, he said, "Then what happened to the hands on this car?"
"The ghost hand tribe came to work."
"..."
Ji Shang stared at the big hand that kept waving, and felt creepy. His pale and long fingers nimbly grabbed the corpse, blood and flesh were sprinkled all the way, he couldn't help sighing: "This job is really not easy."
"Yeah, the economy is in a bad mood." Liu Jie said in a rare way.
Ji Shang rolled his eyes and said, "Can I go?"
"Ah."
"You're still so demonic?" Ji Shang didn't find anyone else, and said, "Just two people."
"These eggs also have a demonic aura."
Ji Shang almost stumbled and stumbled, supported Liu Jian and stammered, "What are these?"
"egg."
Ji Shang pondered for a while before he understood: "You mean these four alike?"
"Well, they are animals with the potential to transform into demons, and they are brought in for adoption by those barren demon couples."
Ji Shang was speechless for a while, then sighed: "They've all become monsters, so they're still infertile?"
"The business of the fertility clinic is very good." Liu Yan showed a hint of envy, "I heard that the male monster inside doesn't have to do anything, just..."
I|Damn, where is the fertility clinic like this?
Ji Shang cleared his throat, interrupted what Liu Jian was about to say in time, and made up his mind not to ask questions again.When the two were about to leave, there was a roar behind them unexpectedly, followed by the sound of fighting. He turned his head and saw that the drivers who had already got in the car got out of the car for some reason and scuffled together.
The spare time was originally devoted to searching for pandas everywhere, but now that he has a ready-made panda at home, he doesn't have to travel around anymore.
"Get up, get up!" Liu Yan stood by the bed, slapping the bed frame with a big slap, "I'm going to work!"
Ji Shang groaned in pain, opened his sore eyes and sat up, stared blankly for a while, and said, "What time is it?"
"Ten past seven."
Ji Shang looked out the window, the weather was not bad, but it wasn't fully lit, and he was groggy.He yawned, climbed out of bed helplessly, and said while walking to the bathroom: "Wait for me to get down."
Since being with him for the first time, Liu Yan seems to have formed a habit. Whenever he has any tasks, he must call Ji Shang. If Ji Shang is not available, he would rather postpone the day to the weekend than go by himself. Cultivate feelings", but for Ji Shang, this means that all holidays will be reimbursed.
Ji Shang didn't directly refuse, and after serious consideration, he proposed a corresponding price: everyone at home would have to become pandas.
This request was sternly rejected by Liu Yan, on the grounds that "becoming a panda is too different from you, and animals are inferior after all." Must be transformed into a panda and needs to be kept clean.
Ji Shang quickly tasted the bittersweet result. Since Liu Jian came, he felt that he hadn't rested for a long time. Every time he had a little free time, he wanted to sleep late, cook a side dish, and stay lazily all day long. When watching TV on the bed, Liu Jian would always rush over energetically, pick him up and run out the door: "Work!"
The same is true today.
When Ji Shang and Liu Yan went out, the sky was just bright, and the weather did not get warmer. The cold spring let the wind pour into his neck like a knife. Seeing Liu Yan wearing only spring clothes and still looking calm and at ease, he couldn't help feeling envious .Although when I was young, there were times when I wanted demeanor but not temperature, but the older I got, the more I couldn't bear it. Everything was comfort first, and everything else was secondary.
He shrank his neck and moved closer to Liu Bian, feeling the temperature from Liu Bian's body, and whispered, "What is it this time?"
Last time, it was a vampire taking apprentices without a license. Last time, it was a little demon stealing a cable spirit. Last time, it was a wood spirit using magic to build a private building and disrupt the housing market. Every time he sat on the sidelines with a cup of tea. Seeing Liu Yan "fighting" with others is the same as he imagined today.On the way, he bought soy milk and rice balls, and led Liu Jian all the way to the field and got down, looked around, and was about to find a suitable place to watch the battle when he was suddenly held back.
He waited for a few seconds, but there was no movement from Liu Yan, so he couldn't help asking strangely: "What's wrong?"
"smell."
"What is the taste?"
"Blood."
This is a construction site. I don't know why no work has started. Even the concierge is deserted. There are several locks on the gate. It is a good place for killing people and burying corpses.A layer of goosebumps appeared on Ji Shang's neck, he leaned closer to Ji Shang unconsciously, and lowered his voice: "Can you feel that someone is here?"
"No." Liu Yan answered very simply, but his body quietly blocked Ji Shang, "Don't leave me."
"it is good."
"listen to me."
"it is good."
"Don't force me to eat bamboo."
"……it is good."
"Don't make me a panda to be allowed to go to bed."
"..."
Ji Shang punched Liu Bian in the back, the person who was hit didn't move, but his hand hurt.After hissing for a while, he covered his hands and said, "What is the mission today?"
"He said that the evil spirit is so strong here, so he asked me to come and take a look."
"Why is it all about you?"
"The gods are not enough."
Ji Shang didn't know how to evaluate this hint. If it was a game, there would probably be a big battle here, but when he pressed Liu Jian's head, he felt that he just needed to sit on the side and eat and drink.After waiting patiently for a while, he was wondering if he had been tricked by Liu Bian when a faint smell of blood drifted into his sense of smell.
Liu Bian rushed out immediately, and Ji Shang ran after him all the way. After turning a corner, blood red suddenly appeared in his eyes.He had to cover his nose, slow down, and walk carefully among the "corpses" on the ground.He took a closer look, but he couldn't recognize what kind of animal it was. He just felt that a deer was not a deer, a cow was not a cow, and it looked a bit like a donkey. Elk".
After walking for about five or six minutes, two men were sitting on the ground next to the two trucks, playing PSP face to face. The peaceful atmosphere mixed with the occasional battle sounds from the PSP spread out, and the ground was covered with blood. The corpse looked very strange.
"Are these two people wanted criminals?" Ji Shang lowered his voice and approached Liu Yan and asked, "Killed so many... Uh, monster, can you do it alone?"
Liu Yan cast a look over, which was quite meaningful.
Ji Shang suddenly had a feeling of "I'm wrong again", but he couldn't do anything. He looked around and it was full of corpses and blood, and there were many pieces of severed limbs. Those who have eaten all kinds of "wild animals eating alive" can't bear it anymore.
As if he didn't see anything, Liu Yan went up and talked to the two of them.
Ji Shang was sweating in the back, and when they finished talking, two gamers stood up, walked to a car each, got in and started the engine.Seeing Liu Bian coming back, he was about to ask what was going on, when he heard a roar, the two cars trembled like a convulsion, and stretched out a big pale hand that was two stories high from the trunk, and moved After that, he quickly began to grab the four elephants on the ground and throw them back into the carriage.
Ji Shang pointed at the hand in bewilderment and said, "What is that?"
"Forklift." Liu Jie replied, "Two trucks crashed, and they were waiting for me to deal with it just now."
"Oh." Ji Shang replied, after thinking for a while, he said, "Then what happened to the hands on this car?"
"The ghost hand tribe came to work."
"..."
Ji Shang stared at the big hand that kept waving, and felt creepy. His pale and long fingers nimbly grabbed the corpse, blood and flesh were sprinkled all the way, he couldn't help sighing: "This job is really not easy."
"Yeah, the economy is in a bad mood." Liu Jie said in a rare way.
Ji Shang rolled his eyes and said, "Can I go?"
"Ah."
"You're still so demonic?" Ji Shang didn't find anyone else, and said, "Just two people."
"These eggs also have a demonic aura."
Ji Shang almost stumbled and stumbled, supported Liu Jian and stammered, "What are these?"
"egg."
Ji Shang pondered for a while before he understood: "You mean these four alike?"
"Well, they are animals with the potential to transform into demons, and they are brought in for adoption by those barren demon couples."
Ji Shang was speechless for a while, then sighed: "They've all become monsters, so they're still infertile?"
"The business of the fertility clinic is very good." Liu Yan showed a hint of envy, "I heard that the male monster inside doesn't have to do anything, just..."
I|Damn, where is the fertility clinic like this?
Ji Shang cleared his throat, interrupted what Liu Jian was about to say in time, and made up his mind not to ask questions again.When the two were about to leave, there was a roar behind them unexpectedly, followed by the sound of fighting. He turned his head and saw that the drivers who had already got in the car got out of the car for some reason and scuffled together.
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