My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang was very cold, and as soon as he was able to move freely, he began to think of ways to keep warm. First, he turned on the hot water in the bathroom and kept running. Halfway through the rush, Liu Jie got in.He stared dumbfounded at such a naked naked man who walked in without shame, squeezed in front of him, almost skin-to-skin with him but couldn't say a word.

"You...I...you..." Even though Ji Shang was eloquent and calm-headed, he also stammered and backed down again and again, "What are you doing here?"

Liu Bian blinked his eyes, got under the water and remained still, letting the water flow over his head.The thick "smoky makeup" will not disappear in the steaming bathroom, and the panda eyes make his eyes look very big, exuding an innocent taste.As for the other parts, it's not the first time Ji Shang has seen them, and there's nothing special about them. Although he always looks at the private parts unconsciously at such times, he forcibly holds back and keeps his facial expressions within the normal range. .

"bath."

Ji Shang quickly calmed down and said, "Can't you wait for me to finish washing?"

Liu Yan pursed his lips, and said, "I've always wanted to rub my back."

Ji Shang squeezed the soap and Liu Yan stared at each other for a moment, then he had an idea: "I'll rub it for you, will you become a panda?"

Liu Bian immediately frowned, obviously not liking the proposal.

"If you are willing to become a panda, you don't have to take a bath yourself." Ji Shang spared no effort to persuade, "I will wash it for you."

Liu Bian pondered for a moment, accepted the proposal, and turned around to show his back.

Imagining the scene of the panda shaking its fur later, Ji Shang encouraged himself, picked up the loofah and started rubbing it on the smooth back.Liu Bian didn't seem to take a bath seriously at ordinary times. Although his hair smelled very fragrant and smooth, he still saw mud everywhere after rubbing it like this. After a while, he rubbed off a layer of "skin". Layer the back of the pink color.

"How do you usually take a shower?"

"Stand under the dragon's head."

"...Don't you know how to rub it?"

"will not."

"You never rubbed before?"

"Someone rub it for me."

This answer made Ji Shang pause for a moment, and slowed down his speech: "Who is it?"

"You."

Ji Shang sighed at this answer, rinsed the loofah, put it back on the shelf, patted Liu Bian on the back and said, "Don't move, listen to me." Liu Bian seemed to want to turn around, and he tried harder After patting it down, he said until his palm hurt, "Did you get along with Erbai...uh, anyway, we got along for a long time when I was human last time?"

"Ah."

"We were lovers back then?"

"Ah."

"Then do you think I'm the same as I used to be?"

Liu Yan turned his head halfway, and said in a puzzled way, "You are all alone."

"But in my opinion, we are not alone." Ji Shang said seriously, "I don't like you always talking about others in front of me."

"I'm not talking about anyone else, but you."

"I don't think the person you're talking about is me." Ji Shang did not back down and emphasized, "We are not alone. We were not before, we are not now, and we will not be in the future. I don't remember the time when I was with you before , do you think I can remember it later?"

"No." Liu Yan turned his head away again, and the water droplets on his hair slid down and dripped quietly on Ji Shang's arm. His tone was very firm, "One life is one life, and the fairy court has regulations that cannot be penetrated. If Infiltration is considered a reincarnation accident, and you will be fined.”

Ji Shang raised his eyebrows and said, "I hope you don't confuse me with the old me."

Hearing this, Liu Yan suddenly turned around, leaning over with his naked body with a bit of oppression, and said condescendingly: "But I came here because of you in the past."

This sentence made Ji Shang inexplicably sad, but he still said in a firm tone: "But you are looking for me now."

There was a small silence in the bathroom, Liu Yan kept silent, as if he was insisting on something.

After a long time, Ji Shang breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed with disappointment: "Think about it slowly."

Liu Yan frowned, and instead of moving away, he leaned closer, covering Ji Shang's head like a cloud, and said softly, "Don't you like me?"

"Actually, I like pandas better." Ji Shang carefully let go of Liu Yan's chin, pointing out the fact, "My feelings for you are different."

Liu Yan seemed a little unhappy, lowered his voice and asked, "Why is it different?"

Ji Shang didn't answer, but just looked in another direction. Not long after, he felt that the "cloud" was getting closer, and immediately after he turned his head, something light fell on his lips.

Lin's kiss was very, very light, not as sophisticated and seductive as before, but full of temptation and expectation.

Ji Shang didn't move or respond, just like a piece of wood.A few seconds later, Liu Yan withdrew the kiss and looked at him fixedly, his face full of confusion and doubt.In the end, they separated in this awkward atmosphere. Liu Yan walked out of the bathroom as if he had lost his soul. He stared at the tall figure and couldn't help but sighed.

Maybe it’s not good to say it directly. Although Liu Yan was short-tempered and unreasonable when he first came, after getting along with him, he gradually showed a protective posture. As long as he said what he said, he would be willing in most cases. Listen, it's very cute in a way.

Ji Shang was quite satisfied, but he couldn't stand this guy's "how were you before" at all times.

I am not who you say I am.

In this way, he felt much more comfortable, but he was obviously uncomfortable.

For several days, Liu Bian didn't say a word, and turned into a panda from time to time to walk around the room, even when he was eating, he was absent-minded. Ji Shang stuffed garlic sprouts in his arms and ate them as usual—Liu Bian hated everything that resembled bamboo dishes, including colour, style, smell and taste.

Ji Shang looked at Liu Yan chewing the garlic sprouts, amused in his heart, and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Not suitable."

That is not tasty.

Ji Shang nodded, obviously this guy was just not thinking about it, but what is there to think about for a few days?His question was quickly answered, Liu Yan chewed the garlic sprout, and spit out the dregs again, causing the bat to yell for a while, then turned his face to him and said, "I see."

"Ok?"

"You're like a new version."

Ji Shang looked confused.

"The original you are like 1.0, and now you are 2.0. Although there are still similarities, you have changed a lot. You are now version 287, so you are very different!" Liu Yan said firmly, "It's like DOS and XP!"

Ji Shang was speechless for a while, and muttered, "I'm XP?"

"Yes." Liu Yan suddenly opened his eyes and smiled, his crooked eyes were like crescent moons, "You are XP."

"..."

Facing this beautiful smile, Ji Shang silently accepted the title. For a while, monsters and ghosts called him Brother XP, and according to different pronunciations, there were "Brother X-Brother" and "Brother X-Brother".

Liu Bian called it the most concise.

"Cut|Fart, come and work with me this weekend."

"Oh, good." After hesitating for a few seconds, Ji Shang said, "Don't call me that when you are outside."

"I know." Liu Yan said confidently, "I only call you at home."

Ji Shang was a bit inexplicably bitter, but thinking about it, it's a good thing that Liu Yan stayed and the panda stayed.