My Panda Cohabitant

"Why should I take care of this?" The vampire still spoke in the mandarin of the news broadcast, his tone was solemn, and his posture must have been very elegant. He stood out from a group of coriander yams and peppers, "I am a prisoner, and what a prisoner should do is to stay silent." Do nothing in prison, just exercise once in a while."

"That's the United States, you have to work in China!" Xiaoyao crossed her arms and said aggressively, "You stay at home all day and do nothing, and when you are in a hurry, you pester Brother Liu to talk about this and that. Who do you think you are?"

"I'm a criminal!"

"If you repeat this sentence again, I'll boil you!" Xiaoyao threatened loudly, "I can also make roasted bats taste like mutton!"

"You are violating human rights!"

"You still want to have human rights!?" Xiao Yao screamed, "You have ghost rights!"

When Ji Shang came in, he saw Xiaoyao chasing and killing Mr. Vampire with an iron pot. Both of them showed their original shapes, and a group of spirits waved their flags and shouted beside them. The scene was as weird as it could be, but Liu Yan was still sitting in front of the window, facing the chaos The scene turned a blind eye.He carefully bypassed this group of non-human beings and approached Liu Jian, asking, "What's wrong with these two people?"

"Five colors have given me a new task." Liu Jian said concisely, "Xiaoyao thinks that vampires should also help."

Ji Shang looked at the bats and yams wrestling together, and said seriously, "I'll tell you something, I won't be able to come here again from now on."

"Yes." Unexpectedly by Ji Shang, Liu Yan immediately nodded vigorously, "No one will come in the future."

Ji Shang looked at Liu Yan's handsome face for a moment, smiled, and said, "Why, don't you like more people?"

"I don't like it." Liu Yan said calmly, "It's not conducive to developing a relationship with you."

As soon as this sentence was said, Ji Shang felt bored, but unfortunately he couldn't say anything, so he could only make fun of it, and changed the subject: "What is your new mission?"

"Recently, there is a group of thieves who specialize in stealing cable spirits."

When Ji Shang heard this, he blurted out: "Can't you write a catchphrase that says the cable is fine and copper free?"

Liu Biao was stunned for a moment, and said, "The cable spirit has no copper."

The muscles in Ji Shang's eyes twitched, and he said nonchalantly, "Then what are you going to do?"

"Catch it."

Ji Shang glanced at the distance where Bat Fei Yao jumped, and suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Do you know magic?"

"meeting."

"What kind of spell?"

"many."

"for example?"

"I can fly."

Ji Shang frowned, imagining the scene of the next panda flying in the sky, the more he thought about it, the more weird he felt, and said, "Can't you use spells in front of humans?"

"There is no such rule, as long as you don't hit any living things."

"Oh?" Ji Shang was very surprised, "What if a passer-by sees you?"

"filming."

An excuse to use 1 years isn't it?

Ji Shang held back this sentence, didn't say it, and said a little embarrassedly: "Then can you take me to fly?"

Liu Yan asked with some doubts: "Do you want to fly?"

"Ah."

"Do what?"

"It's fun."

Liu Yan looked puzzled, as if he didn't understand: "What's so fun about flying."

"Of course you don't know how to fly!" Ji Shang said indifferently, "Take me Feifei, how about it?"

Liu Bian readily agreed: "Okay, when do you want to fly?"

"At night." Ji Shang said enthusiastically, "When there are no people at night."

Liu Bian nodded, and continued to focus on looking out of the window in a daze.The family didn't feel safe that night, but Ji Shang was in a good mood. By the end of the night, all the goblins and ghosts had settled down, and there was only one vampire serving a prison sentence hanging upside down on the window. He touched Liu Bian and said: "Okay, let's go fly."

Liu Yan looked Ji Shang up and down, and said, "Are you going like this?"

Ji Shang also looked down and said, "Yes."

"It is cold outside."

"Am I wearing enough?" Ji Shang was wearing a down jacket with thermal pants underneath. He was not so obsessed with appearance, keeping warm was the first priority, "Can't you?"

"I'm not sure." Liu Yan tilted his head and said, "You are too weak, you should protect yourself."

No matter how it sounds, Ji Shang thinks more and more subtle, so he just ignores it and said: "Okay, let's go like this, let's go!"

Liu Bian didn't speak any more, just jumped out of the balcony and floated steadily in the air.What opened Ji Shang's eyes was that Liu Jian was actually standing upright in the air, floating like a pole.He waited for a while, but he didn't see Liu Jie adjusting his posture, and asked even more strangely: "Are you just flying like this?"

"Yes."

"Why don't you fly sideways? Are you too windproof?"

"Horizontal..." Liu Yan's face was already full of bewilderment at this time, "How can we meet the enemy like that?"

Only then did Ji Shang understand, he laughed dryly and said, "Then how do you take me?"

"I'll carry you."

Ji Shang still hesitated, and said, "Is this okay?"

Liu Yan said with a determined face: "I will support you."

Speaking of this, there is nothing to evade. Although Ji Shang is full of bad premonitions in his heart, this is what he requested on his own initiative, and he can only climb onto Liu Bian's back, holding Liu Bian tightly with both arms neck, with his head resting on Liu Bian's shoulder.I have to admit that Liu Yan has a good figure that Ji Shang envies and hates, with broad shoulders, strong arms, and a standard inverted triangle shape.

"Ok?"

Ji Shang took a deep breath, opened his eyes wide and prepared to experience this wonderful "travel", and said, "Okay, ah, ah, ah..."

As soon as the words were finished, Liu Jie rushed out, really as fast as the wind and lightning.

At the beginning of the flight, Jishang was in a state of letting go of his throat and screaming, and there was nothing else he could do other than that.The strong wind hit his face like a knife cut, the high-altitude scenery was very magnificent, and the brightly lit city was unobstructed, so beautiful that it was heart-pounding, but he only felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, and the cold wind kept pouring in from his mouth and nose, At the end of the flight, he had turned into a turtle with his mouth and eyes closed, not to mention the scenery, he wished he could shrink into Liu Jie's pocket.

When Liu Bian landed on the balcony again, Ji Shang shivered for a long time before getting off Liu Bian's back, bent into a prawn, and moved into the room in small steps trembling constantly.He managed to reach the study room and turned on the air conditioner after pressing it several times. After the hot air from the air conditioner slowly blew on his body, the freezing condition improved slightly.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..." At this moment, apart from this word, there is really no other language that can accurately express Ji Shang's mood. Who would have thought that flying high in the sky would feel like this!

Liu Yan has been following silently, seeing that Ji Shang can finally speak out, he asked in doubt: "Are you all right?"

"No, no, nothing." Ji Shang replied while shivering and throwing a blanket over his body, "Don't you feel cold?"

"It's okay." Liu Yan said calmly, "I have thick skin."

Thinking about the smooth fur, Ji Shang asked, "Are you thick even as a human?"

"Ah."

What else is there to say at this point, Ji Shang scolded himself fiercely in his heart: I call you cheap!Make you curious!