My Panda Cohabitant

When going to St. Paul's Church, he would pass by the house, and Ji Shang stopped for a while, and rushed upstairs to get things.

As soon as he got in the car, Xiaoyao stared at the black bag in his hand curiously and asked, "Brother Ji, what did you take?"

Panting, he let go of the handbrake, and said mysteriously: "You will know when the time comes."

St. Paul's Church is located in the south center of the old city. It is easy to find. Today is Saturday again. There seems to be an event, and a group of people are bustling at the gate.Ji Shang finally found a parking space. After getting out of the car, several people squeezed through the crowd, not like going to a church, but like entering some kind of event exhibition.

"There are so many." Ji Shang muttered, "The foreign monks are really good at chanting sutras.

Liu Yan and Liu Zou, the pair of "difficult brothers and sisters", walked in the crowd expressionlessly. Qiqi's height of over 180 is very conspicuous, and their appearance is very similar. At first glance, they look like twins, not to mention that The extremely non-mainstream smoky eyelids, although not exaggerated, are enough to attract countless people to turn their heads when they appear on men - the main force of which is of course young girls.

"Why do I think young girls account for the majority of these believers?" Ji Shang looked left and right, and the more he looked, the more he felt wrong, "It stands to reason that there should be more middle-aged men and women."

Xiaoyao said indignantly, "That vampire must have done it!"

"He's a vampire, he should be a deadly enemy with the church, right?"

"There are only eternal interests, and no eternal enemies." Xiaoyao threw out a wise saying very handsomely, "Vampires can easily attract Protestants, and now this kind of cooperation is very extensive. Everyone has been fighting for tens of thousands of years, and they are very tired." , Take a break, fight again when you want to fight."

Ji Shang had a better understanding of the lower limit of the morals of "non-my race", and said with some disdain: "Even so, he is at most a handsome guy. How can there be no handsome men and beautiful women these days? Why bother to find a vampire?"

These words were quickly slapped in the face, and when Ji Shang entered the church and saw the vampire, his expression froze.

Even if no one pointed it out, he could still identify this "foreign monk" at a glance, because this vampire was too conspicuous in a crowd: extremely pale complexion, jet black hair, blue eyes and knife-sharpened eyes. pretty cheeks.He admits that this guy is handsome, but he is by no means the kind of healthy and normal handsome, with a strong gloomy and gentle look, coupled with the solemn and beautiful feeling of the empty church hall and the obviously improved fit pastor uniform, it is even more suitable for this guy. The mortal enemy of the Western sect is Yushu Linfeng, beautiful and handsome.

What Ji Shang was happy about was that Liu Yan obviously couldn't appreciate this kind of beauty, so he walked up without saying a word, "Do you have a business license?"

The vampire who was looking at his mobile phone in front of the altar suddenly looked over, stunned for a few seconds, and then whispered: "You are an urban management officer? You don't have a license."

Oh, this Mandarin is really accurate!

Ji Shang couldn't help giving a secret compliment, since he got used to various dialects since he came into contact with these monsters and ghosts, when he suddenly heard this mandarin like a news broadcast, he actually felt a strange feeling - and this is still a Foreign ghosts!

After the vampire finished answering, he looked around. When his eyes turned to Ji Shang, he immediately felt his heart tighten inexplicably, as if he was being grabbed, and he couldn't breathe. It wasn't until Liu Zou patted him hard on the shoulder that he was relieved. With a lot of energy, he looked away with lingering fear, not daring to look directly at this guy again.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The vampire seemed to wake up, scratched his hair and said shyly, "I didn't realize you were human."

The corners of Ji Shang's eyes twitched, and the goodwill he had built up just now disappeared.

Seeing that Ji Shang was fine, Liu Yan withdrew his gaze, and said in the same indifferent tone: "Certificate of missionary work."

The vampire was still smiling, and said kindly: "No, I haven't done anything since I just came here, please accommodate me."

"You have been here for half a year." Liu Jie exposed the other party's lie in a second.

The vampire's smile froze on his face and gradually disappeared. He sighed and said, "Why didn't you come with a girl this time? It's a pity. From this point of view, we have no choice but to see the real chapter with my subordinates."

When Ji Shang heard this, he observed the terrain left and right, and immediately turned around and ran to the side door of the church. Just as he was proud of his wit, he turned his head and saw that Xiao Yao retreated faster than him and had already taken advantage of it. terrain.Seeing him looking over, he said enthusiastically: "They are too powerful, it is safer to hide behind."

"..."

Ji Shang didn't speak, and opened the door to a crack, silently took out the camera that he brought home just now, and aimed it at the altar.

Xiao Yao yelled after seeing it: "Brother Ji, you still have a video camera!"

"Of course, what if they show their true colors under false pretenses?" Ji Shang said excitedly, "The last time Liu Yan and Liu Zou fought, they changed into their original forms! This time I can't miss it, I must record it!"

"Uh..." Xiaoyao had a distorted look on her face, "Actually, you don't need to record in front of you, you won't fight."

Ji Shang seemed to have a premonition, frowned and turned around, saying, "What do you mean?"

Xiaoyao hesitated for a while, and just about to say something, she yelled, "Ah, they started!"

Ji Shang didn't bother to pay attention to Xiaoyao anymore, so he quickly extended the camera forward, just in time to hear the conversation between the enemy and us.

"Get out, vampire!"

"Don't go!"

"If you don't go, you're in trouble!"

"I have the right to live here!"

"You have the right to live but not to recruit believers!"

"I'm not recruiting believers, I'm having children!"

These words were too shocking, even Liu Jian's expression distorted in an instant, and the church became quiet.The muscles on Ji Shang's face twitched a few times, but because he had to hold the camera steadily, his arm was extremely free from soreness after a long time, so he was the first to recover from the shock, and cleared his throat moderately.

Liu Bian quickly woke up, his body trembled slightly, and he leaned forward, revealing the true nature of the panda soon.Liu Wei also showed his body.Ji Shang was extremely excited watching from behind the door, and couldn't help shouting in a low voice: "Go!"

"No." Xiaoyao said enthusiastically again, "It's not time to fight yet."

Sure enough, after the two pandas appeared, the vampire leaped lightly onto the altar, stretched out his hands like a roc spreading its wings, and gradually transformed into a small bat, flying in the air without attacking.

Liu Yan slowly opened his mouth: "I am an ancient beast." After a second of silence, he said, "You can conquer the world by being cute!"

Season merchant: "..."

After Liu Yan finished speaking, the vampire also stood on the beam and said, "My God's people, you can change the beauty of thousands of girls with your face!"

Season merchant: "..."

Next, the panda and the bat made a series of statements respectively, telling the achievements of their own race, from all kinds of destruction to trivial matters, one after another, and half a day passed without doing anything.Fortunately, no one was passing by at this time, otherwise people who came in would see the wonderful scene of bats and pandas cooperating to talk about cross talk.

Ji Shang finally couldn't bear it any longer, and asked Xiao Yao, "Are they fucking?"

"Swearing and fighting." Xiaoyao said excitedly, "I've only heard of it, and this is the first time I've seen it. A gentleman uses his words but not his hands. If he can persuade him to leave, he should persuade him to leave. Law enforcement must be civilized."

Is this how civilized law enforcement works?

For a moment, Ji Shang felt that all the great generals who went down in history were insulted.However, due to his love for pandas, he still reluctantly kept the video, until the bat seemed to be at a loss for words, landed on the altar, took out a bag of blood that was obviously donated blood, unplugged it, and roared: Too human!" After speaking, he poured a bag of blood all over his head, his face was distorted with the slap, two fangs like rice grains grew out of his mouth, and he said angrily, "Come to fight!"

Liu Yan and Liu Zou roared at the same time, rubbed their bodies, and fought with the bat.You flap my wings, and I slap you, just like two fly swatters swatting mosquitoes.

"It's not allowed to use spells on living things." Xiaoyao saw that Ji Shang's expression was not good, and immediately assumed the responsibility of commentator, "You see, when we went to the community, those gods would not use spells on living things for a long time , only hand-to-hand combat is allowed."

After listening to Xiaoyao's explanation, Ji Shang ruthlessly threw the camera leather case on the ground, turned off the camera, and said dejectedly, "No more pictures!"

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