My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang stared at the ordinary "Director's Office" sign for a long time, but nothing happened. He was inexplicably disappointed, and asked Xiaoyao, "There won't be any more fights here, right?"

"No, no, no." Xiaoyao said with a smile, "The main thing is that there are too many people down here. When there are too many people, it will appear more chaotic."

Ji Shang recalled the chaotic scene, and wondered: "Why are things like real estate and business handled below? Shouldn't these be handled in a separate place?"

"There are not many people." Seeing Ji Shang staring at him unkindly, Xiaoyao explained, "Compared to human beings, our number is still small, so we don't need to divide it so finely. All of them are concentrated in the community, and a city is divided into several groups. A community, and on top of that are the big officials working in the city government."

Only then did Ji Shang roughly understand what was going on. At this time, Liu Jian had already knocked on the door, and a familiar voice came from inside: "Come in."

Pushing open the door and entering, Ji Shang saw a beautiful young man sitting behind the table, not to mention the slender face, the colorful rainbow-like clothes almost blinded his eyes.

"Liu Bian, why did you come to report?" There were tall piles of documents on the left and right of the young man, but he didn't care about them at all, with his feet on the stool, staring at the phone engrossed, "There are already piles of things on our side. "

Ji Shang curiously turned his head slightly, and found that the screen of the young man's mobile phone displayed the picture of "Flying Bird", but after a closer look, he found that the moving thing was not a bird at all, but a person .

"..."

He felt his worldview was being challenged.

Liu Bian ignored the boy's complaints at all, took a step forward, slapped the table hard, and said loudly: "Director, my fellow countryman wants to ask you to do something!"

Ji Shang leaned over to Xiaoyao again and asked, "Fellow townsman?"

"Generally, a clan comes from the same place, and there are few exceptions. Therefore, when you meet a fellow clan, you will assume that you are from the same town, even if you don't know each other. If you don't recognize it, then there is usually a deep hatred."

At this time, Liu Zou also walked up with a bachelor, and told the whole experience in a stammering Shandong-style Beijing accent, very concise and concise: "I want Bingbing to be with me forever!"

Facing this kind of incongruous statement, Director Five Colors didn't turn his head, and said very experiencedly: "Oh, you just want to form a relationship with human beings, right?"

I wipe it, is that okay?Ji Shang couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"Yes!" Liu Zou confessed all his companions without any shame, "I originally wanted to get rid of Bingbing's fiancée, but Liu Bian's predestined relationship refused, so I came to ask for administrative measures!"

Sure enough, he is a teammate like a pig, even though he is a very cute "pig", Ji Shang added another sentence in his heart.

"Well, that's right. Don't use violence in everything, but use more administrative means. This year we still have a quota for marriage, if you help me with something, I will give it to you."

"Fuck, that's okay too!?" Ji Shang was shocked and blurted out involuntarily.

Everyone in the office looked over. The "Flying Bird" in Wushi's hand unfortunately hit the pipe, and the game ended.He let out a long sigh, put down his phone reluctantly, turned his head and said, "There are quotas for marriage. Of course, you can't combine casually with ordinary people. On the one hand, the knowledge system of modern society has already been established, so there is no need to subvert it. Troublesome; secondly, prenatal and postnatal care is required, mixed blood is prone to genetic diseases."

For a moment, Ji Shang wondered if he was in a real community office, and in front of him was a stern-faced aunt who was teaching him about prenatal and postnatal care.

Seeing that Wu Se was getting further and further away, Liu Wei said impatiently: "Director, what about the forehead?"

"A vampire recently came to the St. Paul's Church in the city. He set up a stall without a license to recruit believers. This matter was in charge of Liu Jian. He was supposed to find an assistant for him, and it happened to be you. You are from the same family, so there must be a tacit understanding. "The five-color eyes drifted to the phone again, obviously very dissatisfied with the results just now, "Go, go, I'm going to be busy."

Ji Shang looked at the pile of documents, and then at Wuse who picked up the phone, completely giving up hope for the office efficiency of the world government system.When he was about to go out, he heard five-color voices behind him: "Mr. Ji, I also have a mind-reading certificate."

Ji Shang ran away without daring to look back.

It was still chaotic below, Zhang Jingye's big tree had pierced the ceiling and grown to the fourth floor, and the pine needles stood upright like thorns, shaking endlessly.There were several security personnel climbing on the tree poles, shouting "Master Zhang Jing, calm down", "Speak up, don't be impulsive", etc., while the busy crowd on the stairs kept their eyes on each other. As usual.

At the gate, the Guangdong man and the Henan man were still arguing, but both of them seemed to be tired of dismantling public property, sitting on the steps, smoking a cigarette and weakly accusing each other.While cursing, the Henan man handed the root to the Guangdong man, having fun.

When Ji Shang found the car, he found that the roof was covered with cement debris, and a piece of steel bar hit the front hood, making a big hole.He stood beside the car speechless for a while, and tentatively asked Liu Bian, "Can I ask for compensation for this?"

Liu Yan looked puzzled: "This is not the property of the public, can it?"

Ji Shang looked at Xiaoyao expectantly.

"I'm not a fairy, I don't know very well." Xiao Yao's head was shaking like an electric fan.

Ji Shang sighed, got into the car helplessly, and decided to go to the insurance company to try his luck, but when the insurance company came to investigate and collect evidence, would they find that this place did not exist at all?

"Xiao Yao, have ordinary people been here?"

"Yes." Xiaoyao pointed out the window, and there were a few people in the windows of the nearby houses who were watching with their heads out, none of them were nervous or panicked, and they all looked like they were watching a movie.

"Aren't you afraid that ordinary people will see this scene?"

"Tell them they're making a movie." Liu Jie interjected.

Ji Shang had nothing to say, and strongly urged the onlookers to deal with the "undocumented criminals". At the same time, he said with some concern: "Will you beat people to death?"

"No, no." Liu Jie said succinctly, "Foreigners, killing people will cause trouble."

"What should I do?"

"Grab it."

"and then?"

"Repatriation."

Ji Shang thought for a while and said, "Why do vampires come to China to preach?"

"Because vampires are fashionable, they are easy to recruit." Xiaoyao said with resentment on her face, "Everyone we want to recruit believers will be aunts and uncles. At most, we will recruit young men. We only recruit young girls, and it is so convenient to recruit. One bite is enough, the 'fertility' is terrible, and both men and women can 'give birth'!"

Ji Shang felt a chill when he heard it.

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