My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang had a feeling of being cheated, and they all said "how powerful" in front of them, but in the end they just showed this?Is there a mistake?What does this scolding mean?There should also be a scolding battle, okay, a little momentum and a little force, who cares what is the oldest age of the person you have fascinated by!It is not suitable for all ages!

"Didn't you just say it was dangerous?" Ji Shang looked at Xiaoyao suspiciously, "Isn't it because I'm here that it makes any difference?"

"No, no!" Xiaoyao said anxiously, "Brother Ji, I used to be a genius who didn't even have a temporary residence permit. How could I have seen gods enforce the law! I've always heard that there is such a thing, and I think it's very powerful ah!"

"..."

Ji Shang's face was long, and his chin could be used as a hammer. He stared at Xiao Yao angrily for a while, but then felt that he was still puzzled, so he pushed the door and walked out. He stood by the altar and observed the three people closely. fight.

In terms of strength, the two pandas should have an overwhelming advantage, but the bat is superior in its small size and flexible movements. It moves and dodges between the four bear's paws with incomparable lightness. A color photo? Can it? Can it?"

Liu Zou seemed to be irritated, and rushed forward with a roar, but was dodged by the bat from under his armpit.

"You can take old yellowed photos at most, hahahaha!" The bat blinked its small red eyes, and smiled arrogantly with its mouth open, "We still have brown and red bats, do you have them? Do you have any? Have it?"

Liu Bian exerted strength on his hind legs and jumped onto the altar. The next second, the altar, which looked extremely strong, collapsed with a crash, leaving only sawdust all over the ground.

Ji Shang sat on the first row of church pews and watched the battle. He had the illusion of being pierced by the magic sound. He tried to focus on the two cute creatures, and it was really effective.Looking at it, he felt that the feeling of suffocation was much better, he sighed contentedly and took out his phone to keep two souvenirs.

"Liu Yan, look this way."

The two monsters and one ghost who were fighting fiercely turned their heads at the same time and stabilized their postures. After a click, the roar and slap sounded again.

Ji Shang looked at the picture taken very calmly, it seemed a little blurry, and after aiming at it, he said: "You are so cute!"

The two demons and one ghost stopped their hands in tacit understanding, Liu Biao arched his waist and made a black and white ball shape, Liu Zou lay on his back very skillfully, resting his head on his plush, the little bat landed lightly on Liu Zou's head On the ground, the three of them remained motionless in the shape of a pagoda.After Ji Shang seized the time to press the shutter, the three of them quickly fought together again.

The photo this time is quite satisfactory. Besides Liu Jie’s "heroic appearance", there is also a strong sense of cuteness. The more Ji Shang looks at it, the more he likes it. Finally, he has gained a little bit. He smiled and showed the photo to the little girl who came by his side at some time Yaokan: "How is it?"

"Well, brother Liu's photography is really top-notch." Xiaoyao nodded vigorously, "As expected of a professional showman, this is already their professional level!"

Ji Shang was stunned by these words, and then he remembered that Liu Zou really made his living by showing off his cuteness, and although Liu Bian always had the face of a creditor, he could shamelessly turn into a panda to curry favor at critical moments People, without any psychological burden, tie a big bow and walk around the house.

"Could it be that being cute is a natural skill of pandas?" Ji Shang muttered to himself, "This skill is too irresistible."

Xiaoyao heard it with her sharp ears, and said without interest: "It's okay, most monsters and spirits have good skins."

"for example?"

"Garlic flowers are very beautiful."

Ji Shang was silent for a few seconds, and then said, "Do you compare garlic flowers with pandas?"

"Pangolins are also mighty!"

"..."

The fight lasted for an hour. From the beginning, Ji Shang squatted beside him waving the flag and shouting, and then he sat weakly on the bench behind him, and Shi Er glanced at his phone impatiently.

It's really boring. Who can stand a fly swatter to swatt a fly for an hour?

Even the scolding battles are repeated over and over again. The panda said to the bat, "Do you dare to bask in the sun?", the bat said to the panda, "Do you dare to take a colorful photo?" Most of them were said by Liu Zou, and Liu Yan occasionally said "Street stall without a license, Confiscate illegally obtained descendants" to show the official attitude, which made the bats scream.

After playing a game, Ji Shang raised his head and glanced outside, the sky had gradually darkened, and it was forecast to rain tonight, so he began to worry about the clothes on the balcony, looked at the time, and rushed to the three who were still fighting slowly Shout: "Are you done? Is it time to get off work?"

"Endless!" Liu Zou's movements slowed down, as if he was tired, but his tone became more and more low, like thunder before an explosion, "Endless——!"

Before the words were finished, Liu Yan rushed forward and slapped Liu Zou on the forehead, and sent the giant panda spinning like a cannonball. Liu Zou rolled over several church pews all the way, crashing with a bang. Standing still on the pillar.

The bat screamed, flew over, turned into a human and hugged the pillar and cried, "It was just renovated this year! It's a lot of money! Will you pay it back?"

Liu Yan didn't even look at it, and he was about to go out as soon as he became a human being and grabbed Liu Zou.

Ji Shang, who was watching the whole process, turned pale with shock. He picked up the bag he had prepared and chased after him, shouting, "Clothes! Put on clothes!"

Naked|man's naked|man stopped, hesitated and said: "No need?"

"You can use it!" Ji Shang hurriedly took out the clothes and put them on Liu Jian's head, pulling at random while saying, "Put it on quickly! If you let others see you, you will be finished!"

Bringing a little medicine to help, hastily put the panda guy on his clothes and stuffed it back into a normal state. Regardless of the wailing vampire behind him, the four fled the scene like thieves.After getting into the car, Ji Shang was still a little guilty, looked at the deserted church door, and said, "You won't be charged for that?"

"No." Liu Yan answered quickly, "You don't need to pay for the dead things broken by the gods."

"Is there such a good thing?" Ji Shang was extremely skeptical, "If you break anything, you won't be compensated?"

"Yes."

"Did someone break something more expensive?"

"The floor of Tiangong was knocked down once."

Glancing at Liu Yan's expression of course, Ji Shang began to understand why this guy was like a tornado passing through the house, and playing mahjong could turn his floor into the surface of the moon.

"In the future, you are not allowed to destroy casually at home."

"Can't even dead things?"

"Neither."

To Ji Shang's surprise, Liu Jie readily agreed, "Okay."

Ji Shang waited for a while, but didn't hear anything else, and asked curiously, "Why did you agree so readily?"

"Didn't you mention it?" Ji Shang was startled, but before he could say anything, Liu Jian added, "Didn't I always listen to you?"

Ji Shang thought about it carefully, and was surprised to find that Liu Yan had never disobeyed his wishes since he came here. He was surprised by what he discovered, but he was also inexplicably moved in his heart, and he was thinking about how to express it. When he felt this feeling, Liu Jian spoke again.

"To enhance the relationship."

Oh, it's all just for love.

Ji Shang suddenly felt uninterested, shut his mouth and drove quietly without speaking.

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