[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

Time stood still for a moment, and when Dazai was thinking about how to answer, Nakahara, who was twisting his waist and biting his sunglasses, suddenly came over.I saw him tilting his head, his ice blue eyes were foggy and not sober, "Oda, of course you..."

"I'm writing a novel." Dazai interrupted hastily with a shudder, afraid that that kid Chuya might be drunk and talk nonsense.

"Eh? This guy is actually writing a novel, why didn't I know?" Nakahara Nakaya seemed to be really drunk, and actually followed Dazai's train of thought and really thought that Odasaku was secretly writing a novel without him knowing.

"Why do I want to tell you?" Dazai glanced at Nakaya, and after confirming that he was really drunk, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "Odasaku, you have been concentrating on writing now, and you don't like to talk to me very much. It's over."

"Hey, is that so?" Odasaku was a little surprised, "In the future, will I really leave Hong Kong and black to write novels?"

"Of course..." Dazai said and poked Shota Sora's arm beside him, "Sho knows it, by the way, the author of the book I complained to him two days ago is Oda Saku Yo."

"What, that guy actually published a book?? Which one? I want to read it when I get back." Nakaya squeezed over and hugged Sorama Shota's other arm. "Shota, which book is it, tell me quickly?"

"Ah..." Sora Shota was stunned for a moment, and opened his mouth under the expectant eyes of Odasaku and the big brother. He didn't know what to say, and could only look resentfully at Osamu Dazai on the left for help. , I don’t know why he cue him in, he doesn’t know what kind of book Oda Saku will write, how does this make him fool the other party!

"Cough... Ah Xiang, don't tell Chuya, so he won't let him watch it." Dazai finally took the topic kindly to save him from the dire straits, "Besides, can you understand Chuya? I doubt it very much."

"There's nothing I can't understand." Zhong Ye breathed out alcohol and said unconvinced: "Tell me, what subject matter are you talking about that I can't understand? I can even memorize poems."

"So what did I write?" Odasaku asked amusedly.

Dazai blinked, "Of course it is...ah, what I said didn't affect your thinking."

"No." Odasaku shook his head, "This can give me some ideas. After all, although I want to write a novel, I don't know what to write. I'm still very confused."

"I don't think you know how to brag here." Zhongyuan Zhong also complained in a bad mood. "Maybe Odasaku didn't tell you at all."

"Tch, of course I know what Oda Saku is writing about." Dazai rubbed his chin, "Sho, we were discussing yesterday, right? Tell Chuya, did we discuss the novel?"

"Ah, that's right." Sora Shota nodded, "I can attest that we discussed it when Dazai was at my house yesterday. Of course, I didn't know it was written by Oda Saku at that time."

"Wait... Didn't I clearly see you guys fighting on the bed when I went there yesterday?" Zhong also suddenly woke up, "It doesn't seem like this is discussing the plot."

"It's just discussing the plot." Sora Shota corrected solemnly, "It's just that the discussion was too intense and we started fighting."

"That's right, we're just fighting for the plot." Dazai quickly agreed.

"Oh?" Oda Saku asked with great interest, "What plot did I write to make you argue so fiercely?"

"It's about human nature, isn't it?" Dazai said, looking at Sora Hair Shota.

The latter quickly cooperated and said, "That's right, it's about human nature."

"You're talking about reading it." Chuya was still entangled in Dazai's claim that he couldn't understand the novel, so he said, "There's something I don't understand about human nature."

"Human nature is very complicated, Chuya, I think you should understand." Dazai's implication is that the other party was once collectively betrayed by the people of the "sheep" organization that took him in. People's hearts change as they say.

"Yeah, it's really complicated." Shota Sora nodded and sighed, "So we started arguing."

"So you've been talking for a long time and I still haven't heard anything about the plot." The drunken Chuya's logic suddenly came to light, he was not sober when he should be sober, but he was sober when he shouldn't be sober.

Dazai wanted to trample this guy to death right now, he had been fooling around for a long time just now, but this guy brought the topic back with a word.Even Sora Shota was having a headache at this time, racking his brains to think about what kind of story he should make up if he really wanted him to talk about the plot.

So from just now, he has been desperately searching for the novels he has read in his mind, but after searching for a long time, he found that apart from some Long Aotian crossing the upgrade stream, which is the romantic and domineering president that the girls in the class loved to read when he was studying, what else? Danmei novel.

"Dazai..." Sora Shota looked at him, and the eyes of the two met in the air.

"It's about people and sex." Dazai said half a sentence, then turned to Shota Sora: "Sho, tell me."

The meaning in his eyes is very clear, you speak first, and I will help you find out after you finish speaking.According to his plan, he would throw out a big topic first, then let the other party play freely, and finally he would come up with a summary, which was perfect.

So Sora Hair Shota received the other party's message in an instant, adjusted his thinking, and slowly said under the curious eyes of Chuya and Oda: "The novel expounds the complexity of people and sex, and the hero in it has one day. Suddenly found that I fell in love with a man, from the inner entanglements and struggles, to face up to the determination of the self to take that step, of course, to face the discrimination and incomprehension of the whole society, etc. In the end, the hero and his lover broke through everything Obstructing blah blah blah..."

Sora Shota gave a hearty explanation, and when he finished talking and the scene fell silent, he realized that he seemed to have solved the problem wrong...

Dazai:? ?

"Cough..." Hey, it's all because he had inexplicably thought of Tanmei novels in his head. When Dazai talked about people and sex, he popped up all of a sudden, and the interface was very smooth.

In fact, it was okay to say 'human nature' at the beginning, but Dazai later changed his words to 'a matter of human nature and nature' and he automatically thought wrongly.Sora Sho gave a light cough in embarrassment, blinked innocently at him and looked at him with eyes full of trust, which meant: You can answer the question, although I have solved the problem wrong, but I believe it is just based on If you, Dazai, there is no problem at all.

Dazai: ...

He's already bald, why bother him.Faced with Odasaku's shocked and strange gaze, Osamu Dazai swallowed.The extremely clever brain was spinning wildly, how should this sentence be rounded up.

In fact, just looking at this topic, it is actually very easy to talk about.But the problem is that he knows that Oda Saku is a completely straight man, and the love between men and men is simply in the blind spot of each other's knowledge.So the difficulty here is how to explain that Oda Saku, a straight man who can no longer be straight, will write such a story about homosexuality that is so epic and true monologue four years later.

"Hmm..." Dazai touched his chin, and finally said, "Ah Xiang's speech is really good, everyone applauds."

After finishing speaking, he didn't care what others thought, and took the lead in clapping his hands with a 'crack clap clap'.

"I'm overwhelmed and overwhelmed, mainly because of the good writing by Oda Saku." Shota Sora gave an awkward laugh, and then bravely applauded.

"Indeed..." Unexpectedly, Zhong Ye, who was half drunk and half awake, also sighed, "I never thought that it would be so difficult for boys to be with boys. It's so touching."

Then he clapped his hands too, and looked at Oda Tsukuru in front of him with adoring eyes. "It's really well written."

'Papa papa papa', the room instantly burst into applause.

Hearing that Oda Tsukuru would write novels of this kind in the future, he was so shocked that he was shocked, and black question marks were all over his head.He even started to worry about whether his future was bent, until when everyone applauded him while praising him, even he, who had always been mature, blushed in embarrassment.

"Cough, let's stop here today, Oda Saku." After listening silently for a long time, a certain Hong Kong gangster cadre who was about to be embarrassed by his future self couldn't stand it anymore, patted Oda Sakunosuke on the shoulder and spoke. "Tomorrow, I will lead my subordinates to investigate the theft of the weapon depot."

"Ah, okay." Oda Tsukuru, who was stupefied, finally regained his composure, "Okay, you guys go first."

"That Oda Tsukuru, see you tomorrow." Dazai Osamu put on his black coat and said goodbye with a smile, only to see him standing up and winking at his future self. "Let's talk? I'm a little curious about how I will be bald in the future."

"Okay, we'll see Odasaku tomorrow too." The slightly bald Dazai stood up, followed behind his past self with a smile, and walked out of the room.

"By the way, the two of them, don't you take them away?" Oda Saku looked at Nakahara Nakaya, who was drunk and sleeping soundly on the tatami, and Nakahara Nakahara, who was leaning on Shota Sora in a daze, chased him out and asked. road.

"Ah, let him sleep here with Oda Saku."

"Well, let Ah Xiang take care of him."

"Okay then, be careful on your way." Odasaku nodded helplessly, and returned to the house.

At this time, the two Osamu Dazai walked slowly one after the other to the small road outside the apartment, where there was a dimly flickering street lamp, and the two of them stopped in tacit agreement.

"Let's talk." Hong Kong Hero Dazai Osamu was wearing a black coat with a gloomy face, his kite-colored eyes looked pitch black under the dim light, without a trace of light, lifeless.

He is not stupid, he is as smart as he has found some truth in the strange behaviors and states of his future self, but he is not willing to believe this truth until the last moment.

Leaving Hong Kong and Heilongjiang?Was it so easy to leave?If it wasn't for what happened, how could I easily leave the place where I stayed so easily.Not to mention the fact that he would actually go to the Armed Detective Agency, it was simply unbelievable.

No one knows himself better than him. Tonight, at Oda Saku's house, the moment he saw himself in a sand-colored coat with a silly smile on his face, he had a premonition with just one glance.

And he also knew that this bad feeling must be about Odasaku.

"Ah, are you talking about the bald head?" Osamu Dazai twitched his lips to tease, but the next second his expression suddenly changed, and he became exactly the same as himself in front of him.His eyes were pitch black, without any light.At this moment, the two people are truly synchronized.

"You know what I'm talking about. Of course, you can also start with the bald head. I'm not in a hurry, but you must be." Osamu Dazai raised his eyes, he was slightly shorter than his future self, and he needed to raise his head slightly To look directly into each other's eyes.

"Well, the reason I left Gang Hei is because of Odasaku."

"he……"

"died."

"..."

"Not long."

"..."

The air suddenly condensed, and the two stood facing each other under the street lamp, the atmosphere was oppressive.

Osamu Dazai's pupils shrank slightly, as if unwilling to believe it.It took him a long time to speak, his voice was low and hoarse with a little dryness. "Is it Sen?"

Otherwise, it can't explain why Oda was dead, so he left Hong Kong and Hei.It must have been something the other party did that caused Odasaku's death.

"That's right." It's easy to talk to yourself, someone lowered his eyes, "For a 'license to open with special abilities'."

"Where's Ango?"

"You guessed it right, he is a member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division."

"I see." Another Dazai said. "What is Konghair-kun's ability?"

"The spiritual body travels to different worlds...but only if we get someone's hair here can Chuya and I come here."

"No wonder there seems to be something wrong with Odasaku's hairstyle today...so there's something else."

"Seize the ability to copy the opponent's hair."

"So he now has the same abilities as Odasaku?"

"That's right, Sora-kun has been collecting different hair and abilities."

"Then he is not interested in the hair of our Hong Kong black leader? There are always too many things like ability."

"I think it could be."

"Actually, I think Ango's ability is not bad."

"You may have."

"Let's sum it up."

"Just to my liking."

After finishing speaking, the two of them narrowed their eyes at the same time, and their faces flickered under the dim street lamps. Only the corners of their mouths exposed in the shadows were clearly visible, slowly evoking a dangerous arc.

At this time, Mori Ogai, who was working overtime in the top office of the Hong Kong and Hei Building, and Sakaguchi Ango, who was reporting to the opposite side of Mori Ogai, suddenly sneezed at the same time without warning.

"Ango-kun, do you also feel that the room is a bit cold?" Mori Ogai coughed lightly and touched the top of his head.

"Yes, I'll ask someone to turn up the temperature of the central air conditioner later." Ango Sakaguchi said while covering his forehead.

……

Late at night, in the guest room of Odasaku's apartment, Shota Sora, who didn't know that his hair had been arranged, looked at the two drunk bosses with a tangled face, holding his arms on the left and the right. Sleep soundly.

He sighed and stared at the ceiling in a daze, he probably won't sleep tonight.

Also sleepless was Odasaku in the room next to him, because he was wearing pajamas at the moment, with his head resting on a pillow, and his mind was full of thoughts about people and sex.

The author has something to say: no knife, no knife, crazy head shaking, strong desire to survive.jpg

Actually, I was thinking about how to arrange Rintaro to dance...

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