[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

In the middle of the night, Kong Maoxiang was too dazed to feel that someone was biting his arm, that numb, itchy and slightly painful feeling.But when he wanted to move his hand away, he found that not only was he unsuccessful, but his entire body was suppressed and he couldn't move.

Shota Sora, who was completely sleepy and couldn't open his eyes, fell asleep again in a daze with an attitude of forbearance.

In the dream, he seemed to be surfing on the sea, when a wave suddenly hit him, and he sank into the bottom of the sea.The pressure from the deep water rushed to his face in an instant, little by little, no matter how he struggled, he slowly sank more and more, until he sank to the bottom of the water, entangled by countless seaweeds, tied up, heavy and hard to breathe .

He struggled desperately, wanting to escape, but the seaweed became tighter and tighter, and the more he struggled, the more futile he was, until he couldn't breathe at all and thought he was about to drown, then he suddenly woke up and opened his closed eyes.

It turned out that I was dreaming... The dream was so real, and the sense of powerlessness of desperately struggling still lingered in my heart.Sora Shota gasped for breath, breathing in the air greedily, but found that the heavy feeling of suffocation had not completely disappeared.

He hurriedly lowered his head to look, and sure enough, he found two orange heads on his chest, one on the left and one on the right, occupying all the places where his breathing rose and fell, leaving no gaps.He even felt that his two arms and two legs were tightly bound and entwined, just like the seaweed in a dream.

The sleeping positions of the two bosses were really bad, and he almost had difficulty breathing.Sora Shota frowned and tried to move his body, but the next second he was hugged even tighter by the two of them.

Hands are wrapped around his arms, head is pressed against his chest, feet are wrapped around his calves, and from time to time, the body will be pressed over and the elbows will be separated from his waist and abdomen, leaving almost no gap.

No wonder I have such a real dream, because the reality is so difficult that there is no need to delay.Kong Mao Xiangtai exerted force on his waist and abdomen, trying to get rid of the two of them by sitting up straight.

He hummed lightly, and when he was halfway up, he was pushed back by the two at the same time.

The strength is still strong, let alone two big men now, there is simply no chance of winning.Sora Shota fell back on the bed all of a sudden, feeling the entanglement around his body tightened, he wanted to cry without tears.

"Hmm... don't move if you're so annoying." In the dream, Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, tugged on the 'quilt' vigorously, raised his leg again and pressed it tightly.

Hey, that's my body, not the quilt, okay?It's okay to come with one, but it's really unbearable for two to come together.

"Wake up!" Sora Shota yelled unbearably, and it really had an effect, waking them up.

Zhongyuan Zhongye on his right first slowly opened his eyes, his ice blue pupils were filled with confusion.It took him about five seconds to slow down before he realized that his quilt was not quite right... The pillow was also a bit hard... The person next to the pillow looked exactly like him? ?

It may be that he was in a daze for a long time, and the eyelashes of the other Chuya who had been staring at him trembled and half-opened his eyes.The emotions in their eyes ranged from bewildered to astonished and shocked, but in just a few seconds, the eyes of the two met directly.

"You guys are awake, did you sleep well?" There was a voice of gnashing of teeth above the head, and the chest vibrated when the other party spoke, and the two realized that what they were resting on was not a pillow, but Shota Sora's chest, and they were shocked After waking up, he quickly got up and bounced away, retreating to the respective walls before finally stopping.

Without the pressure of the two bosses, Shota Sora finally felt relaxed.

"You...then what." Zhong Yuan Zhongya, who woke up first on the right, rubbed his forehead first, let out a mouthful of alcohol depressedly, and murmured: "Fuck, I drank too much if I didn't pay attention."

Sora Hair Shota turned his head, and the big guy on the left also rubbed his forehead, without saying a word.It's just that the expression on his face is a little uncomfortable, and the word 'regret' is written on it.The domineering president, who is like a hangover, wakes up the next morning in a strange hotel bed and finds that he has messed up after drinking, leading to that troubled expression of deep remorse and being forced to take responsibility.

Sora Shota's mouth twitched slightly, feeling the need to explain.

"You're drunk, Dazai asked you to stay here. It's just that Odasaku's house is relatively small, so the three of us can only sleep in this big room, his own hut." After a pause, he seemed Feeling that it was not enough, he said again: "I didn't do anything! You made it up yourself!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

It's okay not to say the last sentence, which made him even more embarrassed.

Nakaya stood up, and was about to step over the bed and walk out with a dark face, but Sora Shota hurriedly called out to him.

"Why?" Zhong Ye got angry when he woke up and thought that they had all drunk his wine.

"You put on your clothes and pants anyway..." Kong Maoxiang said weakly. "Boss, if you walk like this, you must have a high rate of turning heads."

Hearing this, Zhong Ye hurriedly lowered his head to look at his body. There was only a thin, somewhat see-through white shirt with all the buttons undone, and the fair skin inside was clearly visible.It's nothing, but the belt on the waist was untied at some point, the black pants fell loosely on the crotch, and the white low-waisted underwear faintly exposed one side, which was a bit casual and sexy.

It's just that it's not very appropriate to walk on the street with people coming and going like this.

He blushed, quickly lifted his trousers and fastened his belt, then lowered his head to pick up his scattered clothes in the room one by one.

"Wait, your necklace!"

Seeing him turn around with his clothes on and was about to leave, Shota Sora called to him again, picked up the black leather choker next to the pillow and handed it over.

This time, Zhong also took it with a blushing face, and jumped out of the window without looking back, not even planning to leave the main entrance.

"Boss, you used to look very shy." Kong Maoxiang sighed too casually, but when he turned his head, he saw the other party glaring at him.

"He is him, I am me." Zhong Yuanzhong also secretly buttoned all the buttons of his unbuttoned clothes with his mouth curled up, and then slowly stood up. "Where's that guy Dazai?"

"The two of them left last night and didn't come back." Sora Shota said, "He handed you over to me."

"..." Zhong also blushed, "I leave it to you, I'm just a little drunk."

So where is Xiaozui... Sora Shota twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and asked: "Then do you remember what happened after yesterday?"

"What, what?" Zhong also froze for a moment, and said the most firmly: "Who remembers that kind of thing, I have so many things every day, how can I remember these little things."

"Then you also forgot that you used the toilet brush as a microphone and sang in the toilet most of the night?"

"What?!" Zhong Yuan blushed and almost jumped. "How is it possible! I, of course I..."

"Of course it's impossible, I'm just joking." Sora Shota said quietly: "Besides, there is no toilet brush among Oda writers."

"You!" Zhong Ye was furious, he really thought he was drunk just now and did such a shameful thing. "You can't hang out with that guy Dazai anymore, you've been led to ruin by him!" He said angrily.

"Well, okay, I will try to stay with Dazai as little as possible in the future." Sora Shota's very well-behaved appearance made Chuya feel a little better, but the next second he heard the other party say: "In fact, apart from toilet brushing, singing It's true. You two sang for half a night before you fell asleep...the kind of double-voiced left and right."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"It's super nice." Be cute.jpg

Nakahara Chuya, who was praised with sincerity, didn't know what expression to put on for a while. The feeling of love and hate made him feel ashamed and proud for a while, and finally he calmly warned. "Don't speak out."

"Okay." Kong Maoxiang nodded obediently, "It's not the first time I've heard it anyway, just last time..."

"Huh?" Chuya gritted his teeth, "Last time what??"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I suddenly can't remember." Sora Shota remembered that the boss seemed to have made him forget about it, so he patted his head and pretended nothing happened.

"However, thank you this time." Zhong also put on his clothes and hat, and said suddenly.

Seeing that Shota Sora was a little confused, he explained again: "That bottle of Lafite."

"Oh, this..." Sorama Shota knew why he was thanking, but felt a little guilty, and quickly said, "It's nothing, I drank it too, it's so delicious."

"No, it's not as delicious as the wine you made." Zhong also curled his lips, "Suddenly it doesn't taste as good as I imagined...especially after drinking your wine."

"Ah...my honor." Hair Shota was a little embarrassed to change the vacancy this time, so he changed the subject and said, "Do we need to find Dazai now?"

"Yeah." Zhong also said and took off his hat and put it on again, "Hurry up and get dressed, we're leaving."

"Ah, okay, let's say hello to Oda first." Shota Sora said and stood up, his pajamas looked very messy, mainly because he was caught all night, and the wrinkles were almost like pickles, not only the buttons were loose There is only one left, and the neckline is crooked, revealing a large area of ​​skin. It really looks a bit messy after drinking...

Zhong Yuanzhong glanced away uncomfortably, and casually picked up a topic: "Whose is your pajamas?"

"Oh, that Dazai." Sora Shota said.

Zhong Ye was slightly startled: "He still has such normal pajamas? Wait, you have to take off your clothes and turn around."

"Ah?" Sora Shota held the pajamas he just took off in his hand, and gave the boss a strange look: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, hurry up." Zhong also might feel that he was making a fuss over a molehill, and coughed lightly, "It's getting late."

"Well, right away." Sora Shota said, in order to show that he was fast, he took off his pajama pants.Then, when he lowered his head to pick up the shirt, he saw the boss who had turned around, and the slightly red ears of the boss. "..."

His beautiful eyes flickered slightly, and he deliberately slowed down.

"Are you alright?" Chuuya asked.

"Well, it's coming soon." Kong Maoxiang put on the shirt too slowly, buttoning the buttons one by one.

"Is it better now? It's so slow."

"Well, it's almost ready." Kong Maoxiang adjusted his neckline too slowly.

"Then I turned around." Zhongya turned his head halfway through speaking, and turned his head back in the next second. "You, didn't you agree?! Why haven't you put on your pants yet!"

"Yeah, I'm ready." Kong Maoxiang blinked innocently, and slowly began to put on his suit pants. "But boss, you don't have to be like this... They are all men, you can see them when you see them, I'm wearing underwear."

"..." Zhong also didn't know how to explain it all at once, and he himself didn't understand why, but he felt a little uncomfortable.But what the other party said is correct, everyone is male... It must be the fault of the novel I heard last night, Zhong Yuanzhong also thought silently.

At this time, Shota Sora had finally arranged his clothes and put them on neatly.

"I'm fine, turn around." He said, "Actually, we've already slept through, I thought the relationship with you, boss, was not that unfamiliar."

"No, it's not unfamiliar..." I suddenly realized something in the middle of the sentence, and almost jumped, "I've slept with you before, who has slept with you! I haven't done anything!"

"Are you sure?" Sora Shota suddenly looked at him quietly, with an inexplicable resentment in his black eyes.While watching it, I panicked for a moment, I couldn't help thinking what did I really do last night...?

"Forget it, it's nothing. Let's go..." Sora Shota said and walked out of the room, "I'll go talk to Oda Saku."

Zhong Ye chased after him: "Hey, what are you talking about, please explain clearly to me!"

"nothing much."

"It's nothing." Zhong Ye felt itchy in his heart, and asked to the end, "What did you mean just now?"

"It's really nothing, boss, you think too much."

"Tell me, didn't you just mean what I did to you when we were sleeping?" Seeing that he was unwilling to say anything, Zhong Ye could only blush and clarify the words.

Because anyone who wakes up the next morning after being drunk and finds that he is hugging the other person tightly, and even that person looks weak and haggard, can't help but think a little more.Didn't you see that the other self jumped out of the window and escaped?Don't look at his calm face just now as if nothing happened, in fact, he has never been calm since he woke up.

"That's it..." Seeing him like this, Kong Mao Xiangtai hooked the corners of his mouth where the other party couldn't see, and said resentfully: "It's you who pressed me on top of me in the middle of the night..."

Chuya: "...!"

Odasaku passing by: "...!!"

"Ah, Oda Tsukuru." As if he didn't notice what he said, Sora Shota greeted him with a smile, "Morning, the boss and I will go out later, today's mission..."

Oda Sakunosuke looked the two of them up and down strangely and complicatedly, and at a certain moment he suddenly realized that the troubles that had entangled him all night last night dissipated like a passing cloud.

That's right, he must have seen his friends around him to write such novels, not his own problems.So he felt instantly relaxed in his heart, smiling kindly and tolerantly, "It's okay, you two go quickly."

The author has something to say: I want to too, holding two Zhongye _(:з」∠)_

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Suixin 10 bottles; 0.07 bottles; Yunhaifanshang 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!kisses