[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

"Odasaku come quickly~"

"Odasaku come quickly~"

Oda Sakunosuke turned his head stiffly when he heard the sound, and almost walked into the room with hands and feet.

"Odasaku, you are so slow!"

"Odasaku, you are so slow!"

Odasaku came to the table in a daze.

"Odasaku sit here with me."

"Odasaku sit here with me."

Odasaku sat down between the two Dazai Osamu in a trance.

"Chuya, why are you still standing there?"

"Chuya, why are you still standing there?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned around stiffly when he heard the sound, and walked into the room with the wine in hand.

"Chuya, your posture of having the same hands and feet is too silly."

"Chuya, your posture of having the same hands and feet is too silly."

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't know which direction the fire should go, so he silently shut up and came to the dining table.

"Chuya, sit there, I want to sit with Oda Saku."

"Chuya, sit there. I want to sit with Oda Saku."

Chuya looked down, only the seat at the door was empty, but seeing another Chuya wearing sunglasses next door, he suddenly stopped in embarrassment.

"Chuya, why don't you sit with Chuya."

"Chuya, why don't you sit with Chuya."

Nakahara Chuya, who was carrying the wine: "..."

He suddenly discovered a very scary thing, that is, two Osamu Dazai were in the same room at the same time.

"How about I switch with you?" Seeing his hesitation, Sora Hair Shota kindly suggested.

"No, thank you." Nakahara Nakaya glanced at the other party's mouth and twitched slightly, sitting between another Nakaya and another Dazai, then he might as well sit between Oda Saku and another Nakaya.

In the end, Zhongya Nakahara sat down at the door, and he put the bottle of 82-year-old Lafite between him and another self wearing sunglasses, trying to create a [-]-year-old.

It's a pity that, without squinting, he didn't see himself wearing sunglasses aiming desperately at his bottle.

"Okay, let's have dinner then!"

"Okay, let's have dinner then!"

The dining table in the room was packed with six people, Shiguro, Odasaku, and Sora Hair Shota.

"I said, can you not say the same thing?" Zhong Yuan, who was wearing sunglasses, couldn't help but complain, "It's the same as an echo."

"I seem to be wearing earphones, and I can hear both left and right." Slowing down a little, Oda Saku, who was sitting between the two Dazai Osamu, also complained, and he really wanted to be quiet now.

Nakahara Chu also glanced strangely at himself who was complaining, then at Dazai Osamu who was wearing a sand-colored long coat, and finally caught sight of Sora-haired Shota between the two of them.

From the moment he entered the door just now, he had a feeling of being out of place. After all, everyone was wearing black sunglasses uniformly, which made him feel uncomfortable.It wasn't until after he was seated, when he saw that the boy named Sorama Shota wasn't wearing sunglasses, that he felt a little more at ease.

"Odasaku, you can complain."

"That's right, Odasaku, you can complain."

"It must have been brought down by Ango."

"It must have been caused by Ango."

"Hey, why don't you learn how to speak from me?"

"I didn't learn how to speak from you, it's all what I want to say."

At this time, Oda Saku, who was sandwiched between the left and right audio channels, also discovered a terrifying thing, that is, when two Osamu Dazai sat on the same table at the same time.

"Ahem, let's eat?" Sora Shota also looked at the two Dazai with a headache, and his Dazai's ptsd felt more serious.So he quickly interrupted the two of them, brought the topic back, and suggested, "Then what, let's open a bottle of wine and have a toast, it's rare for everyone to get together."

"Okay, okay, Chuya, quickly get out the wine."

"Zhongye Zhongye, quickly get out the wine."

Zhongyuan Zhong, who had been quiet throughout the whole scene, finally came back to his senses. The thought of his 82 bottle of Lafite was about to be poisoned was a pain in his heart.He refused with a dark face, "Dazai, didn't you tell everyone to take a look if you didn't open the bottle? Otherwise, I wouldn't bring it."

"You dare to believe what he said." As soon as he finished speaking, the man next to him who was wearing sunglasses also spoke, with an angry expression on his face. "I have been tricked so many times, and I don't have a long memory."

grass!Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at the self next to him fiercely, "Where did you come from?"

"Let's not talk about this for now." Zhong Ye, who was asked in sunglasses, picked up the bottle of 82-year-old Lafite beside him very smoothly, and with a light touch of gravity, the cork popped out and landed on the tatami.

"Hey, my wine!!" Zhong Yuan was so heartbroken that it was hard to breathe, and he watched helplessly as the other party opened the bottle of rare and limited red wine that he wanted to treasure for his grandson.

"That's my wine too." Zhong Yuanzhong, who was wearing sunglasses, didn't feel sorry for him, but complained about him, "You are too stingy."

"??!" Are you holding my wine in a generous way?Zhong Yuanzhong also only felt that he was about to explode with anger, and it was hard to believe that the other party was another self, no one knew him better than him, how could he be so generous to buy that stinky mackerel for a drink! !

"Come to Xiangta, let me pour you a glass first." When he saw this past self carrying this bottle of 82-year-old Lafite just now, he knew it in his heart.No one knew him better than him, how could he suddenly bring this bottle of wine over?That's how I wish I could cherish the famous wine passed down to my grandson.So it can only be that Xiangta knew that his wine was broken, and specially asked his past self to bring wine to make a regret.

"Thank you, sir." Kong Maoxiang happily picked up his empty wine glass and moved towards it, "Just a little bit."

So Zhongyuan Zhong also filled him up with a bang, and then filled himself up again.Then there was Oda Saku, who poured half a glass deliberately.He poured half a glass for his past self who had been waiting for him, and finally poured two drops for each of the two Osamu Dazai.In this way, a bottle of wine is completely finished.

"Chuya, you are still as stingy as ever." Osamu Dazai, with bandaged eyes in a black coat, shook the glass with only two drops of red wine in his hand, and said tentatively, "After all these years, you haven't made any progress."

"That's just for you, I thought you knew, Dazai." Nakahara Nakaya enjoyed smelling the mellow aroma of the red wine in his hand, and said in satisfaction.

Seeing that the other party did not refute the sentence of 'it has been so many years', Oda Saku and the other Chuya who were present seemed to confirm something in their hearts, and their shocked expressions were beyond words.

"You... are you really from the future??" Zhong Ye said in shock, even the red wine in his hand was no longer fragrant.He looked at that self and said, "So you are the future me??"

"Yes, otherwise." Zhong Yuanzhong pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and replied unaccustomed.

"Then..." He suddenly thought of something and glanced at the other party from top to bottom, whether it was clothing or body shape, it was completely unchanged from his current self.Zhongye suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, but he still asked with hope: "How many years are you in the future?"

Nakahara, who was asked, knew too well what he was thinking in the past at this time. He was so happy because he could finally drink Lafite in 82, so he didn't want to answer this question at all.

In the past, I fantasized that the growth period was not over every day, and that I could grow taller.

The two Dazai Osamu were secretly laughing there, the knowing Oda Tsukuru was full of sympathy, and the other himself was silent, all of which made the heart of Nakahara Chuya, who was still fantasizing about growing tall, feel cold.

"We come from four years later." In the end, it was Sora Hair Shota who broke this painful fact.

How high was the middle age four years ago, and how high the middle age will be four years later, this shows that my growth period has ended.

It was an unacceptable fact. Nakahara Nakaya, who was already very sad, looked at the two Dazai Osamu who were constantly snickering, and his lungs exploded with anger. His face was as black as ink, so thick that it was about to drip.

"Oh, Chuya, you... Oh, my heart aches for you." Osamu Dazai laughed out of breath, his unbandaged eye was full of tears, "You told me yesterday Your president... oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't bring up your sadness."

"Dazai!!" Chuya Nakahara jumped up from his seat, pointed at Dazai who was watching the fun on the other side, and countered: "You in the future are not bald! Worse than me!"

Osamu Dazai's expression froze. In fact, he saw it just now, but he never wanted to face this fact.But it's okay to be punctured by Zhong Ye, and that's fine, but the future self didn't refute it.

The alopecia areata Dazai who was pointed at by Nakaya suddenly sighed resentfully, "Hey, I didn't expect to be bald so soon, maybe it's because I'm so smart."

Osamu Dazai never thought he would be bald in his early twenties: "..."

"Hahahaha, you, Dazai, have such a day. I'm really looking forward to it." Nakahara Chuya laughed proudly, and sat back on the tatami.

He finally made it back.

"Dazai..." Odasaku glanced at the future Dazai Osamu in the sand-colored coat beside him, and also cast a sympathetic look. "So you left Hong Kong because you were too worried?"

Oda noticed carefully that the future Dazai did not wear that long black coat, nor did he wear the traditional black suit and white shirt of the Mafia.Then there is only one possibility, he wanted to ask earlier.

"Ah, that's right." Dazai took a deep look at Odasaku and said with a smile. "It's Odasaku who understands me."

It was only at this time that he finally realized why Chuya, who felt very disobedient when he saw Osamu Dazai in the future, suddenly widened his eyes in disbelief. He never thought that Dazai would leave Hong Kong Hei, but...it seems to be good news .

"Alright, alright, let's toast." Osamu Dazai rubbed the bald spot on the side of his head, and raised the wine glass in his hand: "Thank you, Xiang, for bringing us together here."

"Is it really the ability of Kong Mao-kun?" The other Dazai Osamu, who had lingering fear, also stroked the thick hair around his head and felt a little relieved, and then raised his glass: "Cheers."

"cheers!"

Everyone raised their glasses, even though they had been arguing violently and hurting each other, they all sincerely thanked the gathering at this moment, cheering and sharing the mellow taste of Lafite from 82.

Of course, only Zhong Ye, who had lost the red wine, had a dark face, full of reluctance.

"Ah Xiang's dishes are getting cold, let's serve dinner."

"Kongmao-kun's dishes are getting cold, let's serve dinner."

After the two Osamu Dazai put down their wine glasses, they coincidentally synchronized again, and Oda Saku, who was enjoying the stereo surround sound of the left and right channels, also nodded, "Dinner can be served, I will put the lid on..."

"No, I'll come."

"No no, I'm still here."

"Wait..." At this time, Zhong Yuanzhong, who had just drank half a glass, was also a little bit up. He put down the glass heavily, and a crisp sound interrupted the two of them.Then he frowned and asked: "You four of you wear woolen black sunglasses for dinner, can you see the vegetables clearly, and you are not afraid of getting them in your nose."

I don’t know if it’s because Sora Hair Sho, who also didn’t wear sunglasses, gave him too much confidence. He wanted to complain a long time ago but was entangled in whether there was something he didn’t know that he missed. Finally, he said what he wanted to complain from the beginning.

If everyone wears sunglasses and he is the only one who doesn't, he may hesitate and feel that he is out of place.Now there are people like him who instantly feel that they are not alone.

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, the black-haired young man opposite him who gave him the same confidence as him also took out a pair of black sunglasses from nowhere, and put them on slowly.

Zhong Ye:? ?

"Then I'll open the lid~"

As soon as the words fell, the two Dazai Osamu rushed to open the lids of all the dishes in front of them in a tacit understanding, and instantly...

"Wait!" Zhong Ye, who finally realized something was wrong, yelled, and the next second, the golden light shone like daylight in the room.

……

After about an hour and a half, the people who finished eating one after another began to drink tea and start their homework.In the ears were the joyful singing of the two drunken people, and the atmosphere was lively.

"Dazai, where did you go after you left Gang Hei?" Odasaku asked with concern, "Can the leader let you go?"

"Yeah, he doesn't want to see me anymore." Dazai propped his chin and looked at Odasaku and blinked, "So I went to Butei."

"Armed detective agency??" Oda Saku thought he heard it wrong.

"Bingo! The answer is correct." Dazai nodded, "Are you surprised?"

Odasaku also nodded: "It's a bit...but I'm even more surprised that Shota's ability can bring you here. This feeling is really novel."

While the two were chatting, besides Shota Sora, who was listening quietly, Osamu Dazai, who was a teenager sitting on the other side of Odasaku, quietly held his chin and looked at the two of them with only one eye exposed. I don't know what to think.

"I was also surprised when I heard it for the first time. I found it super interesting right away. Don't you think so? You think so too." Dazai said excitedly, dancing with hands and feet, as if he had drunk too much.

"Then how are you doing, Dazai." Odasaku looked at his bald hair and said, "Don't put too much pressure on yourself."

"Yeah." Dazai nodded, "I'm very happy now ~ isn't it Sho?"

As he spoke, he hugged Sora Hair Shota's arm beside him, and rubbed his face up.

Shota Sora's body froze immediately, and he shook his arms in disgust: "Of course I'm happy to bully me every day."

"No way. Ah Xiang, I am really sad when you say that, but for the sake of today's food, I will temporarily forgive you." Dazai turned his head and said to Oda again with bright eyes: "In short, I'm having a great time now. And I suddenly discovered that being on the side of justice is also very interesting."

"That's really great, Dazai." Oda Saku smiled slightly, "I'm glad you think so. Although it's unexpected, I'm very happy from the bottom of my heart."

"Really?" Dazai squinted his eyes and smiled like a child, obviously drunk. "Anyway, I'm doing fine now, Odasaku doesn't need to worry about me. I'm really happy..."

"Hmm." Oda Saku took a sip of hot tea and said with a relaxed smile, "I'm also quite curious about what I'm going to do in the future? I guess I'm still dawdling around in Hong Kong and Hei? Hey, I really hope to hear me I went to work in Butei with Dazai."

As soon as the other party finished speaking, Sora Shota felt the arms around him tighten, and Dazai's body stiffened for a moment.At this moment, he, who had been speculating about the future of Oda Tsukuru, felt his heart tighten.

On the other side, the ignorant Odasaku put down his teacup, still waiting for the other party's response with great anticipation.

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