[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

Downstairs in Shota Sora's house, Osamu Dazai silently glanced at the phone for the last time and put it in his pocket.

"I don't know why, I always have a premonition that I'm going to see something amazing." He said to himself, and then went upstairs, with three points of curiosity, three points of complexity, three points of anticipation and one point of expectation in his eyes. Very surprised, "Ah, what should I do if I see something 'remarkable' in a while. Should I pretend not to know, or avoid it? It's really tangled."

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"Hisuo agreed, and the action will happen tomorrow night, which happens to be the same night as the brigade's action." In another world, Shota Sora hung up his phone and said to the two, "How do you say it?"

"Is this person reliable?" Zhong Yuanzhong asked incredulously, because the character shown by the other party made people feel very unreliable.When he said this, he was considered polite. From the bottom of his heart, he refused to cooperate with this pervert. He was dangerous and fickle, making it unpredictable.

This kind of unpredictability is completely different from Dazai. Although the latter is annoying and never lets others know what is going on in his mind, he is unexpectedly reliable at critical moments.But Hisoka is different, he is the kind who doesn't know when to go crazy and then suddenly stabs you in the back.

"I think his purpose is to fight Kuroro, and he shouldn't have much interest in ordinary people." Sora Shota said, and finally added a sentence: "Of course, it is based on the premise that there are people who are more interested in him. "

This world is such that the jungle is prey to the jungle, and it is so cold that it makes people feel chills.Shota Sora is very fortunate that he has been living in Yokohama. Although there are mafia and bad guys, the whole society still follows certain moral principles and maintains a relatively stable balance.

"Then let's do this." Zhong Yuan also knew that there was no better way than this, so he could only nod. "We'll come back tomorrow night."

"Well, Qiya, let's meet at the entrance of the auction at this time tomorrow." Sora Shota said and returned the phone to the other party, then disappeared into the room again with a flash of hair.

Seeing the two suddenly appear and disappear quietly, no matter how many times he watched it, Qiya felt very surprised and interesting, and decided to share it with Xiaojie.So, he opened the door and went to Xiaojie's bedroom next door.

On the other side of Yokohama, Sora Hair Sho woke up from the sofa too slowly, and felt that his arms and chest were pressed by something, and he felt a little heavy.So he quickly raised his hand and lowered his head to look at the heavy object, but he didn't expect it to be the big guy's head.I saw that the other party was lying in his arms at this moment, with his head on his chest and his shoulders on his arms, sleeping soundly.

Sora Hair Shota: ...

He tried his best to recall the posture of the two of them before they 'fall asleep'. They were clearly sitting upright on the sofa, how could it have changed now!

Just when he stretched out his hand in embarrassment and carefully tried to remove the boss's head and let him return to the embrace of the sofa.The person in his arms also just woke up, Nakaya opened his eyes in a daze and found himself lying on the sofa, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to support him, Shota Sora felt that a certain important part had received an unprecedented fatal blow.

"Ugh...!" He groaned at the moment of pain, his heart almost stopped beating, and he completely woke up Zhong Yuanzhong who was in a daze.Then...then the other party realized that he seemed to have gotten into trouble.

"Um, are you alright?" Nakaya looked at Sora Shota, who bent his knees and hugged himself and fell to the side in pain, and said with an unnatural expression of concern: "Well, I didn't mean it. Cough cough... ..."

When he woke up just now, he actually found that he had fallen into the opponent's arms at some point, with his head still resting on the opponent's chest, and he was so frightened that he wanted to bounce up on the spot.So he hurriedly supported it with his hand, a little too hard.So... ahem, Nakahara Chuya glanced at the other party's expression with a particularly guilty conscience at this time.

Hey, looking at it like this... He felt a little pain in himself.

The very embarrassed Zhong also looked at the other party, and said cautiously: "Then what, boy, are you okay? Cough, is it still hurting?"

What do you say? !nonsense! !

Sora hair Shota was roaring in his heart at this time, but he couldn't say a word in pain, cold sweat kept coming out from his temple hair, he could only turn his head and look at the other party with red eyes and resentful resentment.

I really seemed to have exerted a lot of force just now for a hundred million times...

Nakahara, who knew exactly what kind of strength he was, felt even more guilty when he saw him, he carefully squatted down, leaned closer and said in Sora Shota's ear: "It's really not possible...how about I give it to you?" call an ambulance??"

!!!

Shota Sora, who was already in pain, almost fainted when he heard that the other party was going to call an ambulance for him. He was so frightened that he gritted his teeth and jumped out word by word: "No, use it!"

"Really, really don't need it?" Nakahara Chuya was still a little worried and blamed himself, after all, the other party's face became even uglier because of what he said just now.So he said cautiously: "Then I will search the Internet for what to do in this situation, you wait."

"No, use it!!" Sora Shota gasped for air, while gritting his teeth, repeated.He wants to be quiet now! !

"It's okay, it's my mistake, it should be." Zhongya Zhongya took out his mobile phone and clicked on the search engine at this time, and quickly entered in the search bar "**What should I do if I am hit by a heavy object, how to give first aid"' After being hit by a heavy object, how to confirm whether ** is injured and whether it is necessary to seek medical treatment in time', whether ** has any sequelae after being hit by a heavy object, and whether it will affect future life' and other keywords.Then he randomly clicked on one, "Let me read it to you..."

"No!!!"

Sora Hair Shota really doesn't know what the other person is thinking at all, can't he just be alone? ! !

Just when he wanted to reluctantly grab the other party's mobile phone, the doorbell outside the door rang 'ding dong ding dong', and he didn't know who came here at this time.

By the way, he seems to have bought some food online last night, Kong Maoxiang took a deep breath and said quickly: "Express delivery, open the door."

"Oh, I see, just lie down and don't move." Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly put down his phone and ran to the door to open it.As a result, when the door opened, he saw a face he didn't want to see——Dazai.

"Why are you?" Zhong Yuan frowned, unable to conceal the surprise in his eyes.

"Hey, Chuya, why are you here with Sora hair? I still want to ask you." Dazai Osamu pretended that he was looking for Sora Shota, and also asked with a 'surprised' face: "Where is Sora hair? I didn't expect Chuya, you have such a good relationship with Konghair-kun."

"It's inside... What do you want from him?" Zhong said uncomfortably, "He's not feeling well. If you're not in a hurry, come back tomorrow."

"I have something urgent." Osamu Dazai noticed that Chuya's expression and complexion were not right the moment they met. He was curious and asked with concern, "What's wrong with Sora-kun? I'll go and see him."

Osamu Dazai said that he was about to enter the door, but was stopped by the other party.

"No, no need." Zhong Yuanzhong also stood half a step aside, trying to block his view of looking in.Dazai must not let Dazai know about such an embarrassing thing, otherwise he doesn't know how long he will be laughed at by the other party!

"Why don't you use it? I have such a good relationship with Konghair-kun, so of course I'm going to see him." Dazai stood on tiptoe and shouted into the room without giving in an inch.

Nakahara Chuya quickly followed suit, because he was not tall enough, he raised both hands straight above his head, like a volleyball blocking action, to cover Dazai's sight.

Seeing the opponent's movements, the corners of Dazai's mouth twitched slightly, and with a stride of his long legs, he pushed open the door and quickly slipped in.

"Xiang, what's the matter with you?" He walked into the room while talking, and saw Sora-haired Shota curled up on the sofa, with a pale face and messy clothes.

"..."

"Hmm..." Dazai suddenly stopped in the next second, thinking to himself: "You two... what were you doing just now? It's not what I thought... Hey, should I avoid it first? , Sure enough, very tangled."

"Bastard Dazai! Who let you in??" Nakaya closed the door and walked in, shouting at Dazai angrily.

"I just heard that Konghair-kun is not feeling well, and I'm worried." Dazai Osamu turned to Chuya and said, "You...what did you do to Sorahair-kun? That's right..."

Dazai turned his head to look at Sora Shota halfway through his speech, and asked with concern: "Sora-kun, where are you hurt, I'll help you look."

Sora Hair Shota: ...

I don't know why, fuck it, it hurts even more.

"I didn't do anything!!" Zhong also quickly defended himself, "It was an accident."

"Oh~~~" Dazai elongated the ending sound meaningfully, "Why does Sora Hair-kun look so bad, as if someone..."

"Don't talk nonsense! I didn't! I just accidentally pressed him hard—!" In the middle of the sentence, he suddenly realized something and hurried to the brakes, but it was too late.

"Oh, so that's the case." Dazai Osamu looked at Sora Shota sympathetically lying on the sofa and couldn't move, "It's too careless, don't you know how strong you are?"

"Bastard Dazai!" Chuya was ashamed and angry when he realized that he had been fooled by accident again, "Then what do you say?? I didn't mean it!"

"Well..." Dazai thought for a moment, "Why don't you call an ambulance to take him to the hospital?"

Shota Sora, who was sweating from the pain on the sofa: ...

"That, that's fine, I'll call." Zhong Yuan Zhong also said that he was about to dial the emergency number with his mobile phone.

"No need! You two let me be quiet!!"

In the room, Sora Shota let out a desperate cry.

Dazai: "What if I get hurt, this little guy has great strength despite his size."

Zhong Ye wanted to hit someone in a gesture.

But it was his fault, so he could only bear with it, "Yeah, I read online that it is quite serious, and that it will leave sequelae, just in case, I'd better go to the hospital to have a look and rest assured."

Shota Sora's heart trembled at what the two said, and he even hesitated whether to go to the hospital, because he was still sweating coldly from the pain at this moment, and it didn't relieve at all.But he will never take an ambulance! !

Dazai understood the look in his eyes, "Don't you want to take the ambulance? If it's you, just blink."

So Kong Maoxiang was too entangled for a few seconds, but still blinked.

Zhong Ye quickly answered, "Then I'll take you there, faster than an ambulance!"

The man of action, he walked over after talking and wanted to pick up the opponent and leave, but realized that this posture might hit the injured part, so he gestured cautiously for a long time, and finally grabbed the opponent with gravity and jumped out of the window.

Sora Shota, who was hugged by the princess in vain, had a completely blank mind at this time, and he realized in despair that he would have better taken an ambulance if he had known this result earlier! !

What's even more exasperating is that Dazai was still shouting at them from behind, "Be careful and hold on tight, I'll come to see you in a while, Sora-kun~~"

Tit for tat, Shota Sora reflected on whether he had teased the boss too much before and was backlashed.

"Don't worry, I'll be at the hospital soon." Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye's caring words came from the wind, which was rare and gentle.

"..."

Shota Sora, who was already numb from the pain, was carried by the other party and flew from one roof to another. When the wind was too strong, he did not forget to raise his hand to hold down his wig. This was the only trace of his stubbornness left. :)

The author has something to say: I like the nickname given to the protagonist by a little angel, so I will call him Bald in the future.

Thank you so much for the little angel who threw mines: the dream is to meet one of Riwan players;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of rotten ghost beauty; 5 bottles of Sikong Wu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!