[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

At the door of the emergency room of the hospital, among a group of old people and children who were seeing a doctor, Zhong Yuan kept pacing back and forth, hovering at the door of the consulting room, anxious and blamed himself.

It would have been nice if his reaction at the time hadn't been so big. Wasn't it just that he accidentally fell into the arms of the other party? It's not a big deal, and besides, there were no other people at the scene.Why...why did he use such force.

Anyone, even himself, may not be able to bear this unbearable pain of life.Thinking of this, Zhong, who blamed himself, couldn't help but pause, and subconsciously tightened his legs.

In case... In case there is any problem, how should he face others.If the most important part of a man can no longer be used, or if the sequelae are left behind and the function declines, he may really only be a bachelor for the rest of his life, and the most important thing is that his self-esteem as a man cannot bear the burden.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it for a while, just thinking about it felt a chill in his tailbone, and he didn't dare to think about it any more.You must know that the other party is only 22 years old this year, just like him, life has just begun, and he hasn't even talked about a girlfriend yet... What if...

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was waiting anxiously, couldn't help but start thinking about all kinds of things. He even thought about what he should do and how he should be responsible to the other party if he really got the worst result.

But after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a proper solution. After all, he couldn't transplant his own to the other party, let alone spend money to create a new one for him out of thin air.Zhong Ye was so anxious that he even thought that if the two were of the opposite sex, it would be a big deal to marry each other and be responsible, so that it would be settled, and there was no need to worry about such absurd thoughts.

But both of them are men, and he has no choice but to take responsibility and make up for it. This is what makes him feel powerless the most.He may not be able to get rid of this guilt for the rest of his life...

Just when he was desperate about how to take responsibility, Dazai finally rushed to the hospital.As soon as he entered the door, he saw his ex-partner who was pacing back and forth in the emergency room, so anxious that he couldn't do it.

"How is Konghair-kun?" Dazai glanced at the closed door of the consulting room and said, "Why haven't you come out for so long? Is it a little serious?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt even more heavy when he said that, he scratched his head and said irritably: "I haven't come out yet, I've been waiting for more than ten minutes, and I don't know how he is doing."

"Well, it doesn't look too optimistic..." Dazai pondered for a moment, touched his chin and said with a serious face, "Chuya, have you thought about what to do?"

"I..." Zhong Ye scratched his head even more irritably, the fingers of both hands were hidden in his hair and scratched his head: "What do you think I should do?? Don't you usually have the most ideas, give me quickly Figure out a way."

"Chuya..." Dazai sighed deeply, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder as a sign of comfort: "This time, there is really no way, even I can't help it. Unless..."

Dazai stopped talking halfway through his speech.

Zhong also raised his head and stared at the other side fiercely: "Unless what?"

"Unless..." Osamu Dazai said sternly, "Unless you, Chuya, promise to make up for it with your body."

"Huh?" Chuya's mouth twitched, as if that guy Dazai was teasing him again. "What are you talking about, I'm a man, how can I agree with you??!"

"Why not, same-sex is legal in many places now." Osamu Dazai gave him a serious explanation, "Furthermore, if it is not possible, it is also possible to live abroad."

"Wait, wait... the same sex??" Zhong Ye couldn't speak clearly after hearing the words.

"That's right, Chuya, you go on business trips every day, and you don't even know?" Osamu Dazai complained with a surprised face.

"Of course I know, I know!! But, but... ahhhhh, I'm so annoying!!!" Zhongya Zhongya squatted on the ground all of a sudden, distressed.He hasn't dated a girl yet, why did such a big 'same-sex partner' hit him in the face all of a sudden.

"Of course I'm not forcing you. After all, if you are willing, Kong Mao-kun might not be willing." Osamu Dazai also squatted down and sighed again: "Hey, he is still so young..."

"Yes..." Chuya felt guilty all of a sudden.

"He hasn't talked about a girlfriend yet, and he hasn't enjoyed being a man... hey."

"..." All of a sudden, he felt even more guilty, and Chuya felt ashamed all of a sudden, that he was patronizing and thinking about himself just now.

"Konghair-kun is still so handsome, he could have hugged left and right to enjoy the bliss of the world..."

"Yes..." Zhong also lowered his head and blamed himself: "It's all my fault."

"It's good that you know, even if you really want to make a promise with your body, the one who will suffer at that time will be Konghair-kun, so don't think too much about it." Dazai reached out and patted his shoulder again, his big eyes flickered, and there was nothing in it. Any regrets or deep pains are just missed in the head down.

"So, let's see what the doctor says later, don't be too anxious... think about it carefully." After Dazai finished speaking, he stood up and stood aside, leaving room for the other party.

Zhong Yuan, who was squatting on the ground alone, raised his hands in annoyance and grabbed the brims of the hat on both sides and pulled them down desperately, wishing to cover his face with the hat.

What should he do?That guy Dazai is right, if he really wants to get to that point, the real loser is actually the other party.He's just... a future girlfriend turned boyfriend.

The awakening of Nakahara Chuya's consciousness is actually only 14 years old. If you calculate it according to the age of normal people, 14 years old is just puberty.He had never considered whether he liked boys or girls before. In his consciousness, he just subconsciously thought that he was a man, and he would find a girlfriend in the future, and then get married and have children.

But Dazai's question just now put this contradiction in front of him, and he had to face it squarely.However, what made him feel even more flustered was that he had fantasized about the feasibility of this question in his mind just now, and he didn't feel any discomfort other than shock.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who always thought he was straight, couldn't accept it all of a sudden. Is he really not as straight as he thought?Coming to this conclusion that hit the depths of his soul instantly made him panic.

Zhong Yuanzhong, whose emotional world was blank, also felt for the first time what emotional troubles are.

But at this time, as the male protagonist who was troubled by him, Shota Sora was sitting depressed in the white and tidy consulting room, watching other men holding his things in their hands, carefully studying and examining them under the light. , while looking at it, I still don’t forget the two sighs of ‘tsk tsk’ in a low voice:

"Your shape is quite nice." "The color is also very beautiful." "I have been in the industry for so many years and have never seen such a perfect one." "It's a pity that I can't take pictures for souvenirs." , and such like perverted words.

Finally, the doctor looked up reluctantly after admiring it, took off the white rubber gloves on his hands and threw them into the trash can, then pushed his gold-rimmed eyes and said: "No big problem, just a little red and swollen, take a good rest That's it."

"..." No problem, you have been watching for so long... Sora twitched the corners of his mouth, straightened his clothes and said, "Then what do I need to pay attention to, doctor? I still feel very painful, but not as unbearable as before. .”

"Of course." The doctor said leisurely while writing his medical records: "Can it be painless, almost, almost."

Kong Maoxiang broke into a cold sweat too frightened, "Really or not."

The doctor was suddenly happy, "It's fake, take it easy. You've been beaten until you're swollen, can you stop the pain?"

Shota Sora: "..."

Doctor: "By the way, do you have a girlfriend? They won't be used there recently."

Shota Sora: "No..."

Doctor: "Ah, so handsome without a girlfriend... It's a pity. To be honest, your hair is so perfect. I've never seen such a beautiful work of art."

Shota Sora: "...Thank you."

The doctor put down his pen after writing the medical record: "Okay, don't wear tight underwear recently, it's best not to wear them, it's bad for recovery."

Sora Shota politely took the medical records and stood up, walking to the door step by step.

"I'll open the door for you, be careful in the future." The doctor said kindly and walked over to open the door of the consulting room for him, not forgetting to give some instructions.

At this time, Zhong Yuan Zhongye, who was squatting on the ground outside the door and waiting anxiously, saw the door opened, immediately stood up and walked over, and asked eagerly, "Doctor, how is my friend, how is he?"

"Ah..." The doctor was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a figure, but when he saw the anxious face of the other person, he immediately understood what was going on.So I explained again the doctor's advice that I had just said to Sora Hair Shota in detail, such as 'the swelling is very serious, be careful when playing around', or 'it's best not to let him touch the water, don't wear clothes that are too tight Underpants, take a good rest', and even like 'Your friend looks pretty good' and so on.

Nakahara, who was still listening carefully to the doctor's orders, was taken aback for a moment, and before he could react, he saw that Sorama Shota had stopped the doctor from leaving the consulting room to prevent the other party from continuing to say those strange remarks that were not there.

"puff……"

Sora Shota had just taken two steps, when he heard a laugh, he actually saw Dazai here.He didn't expect that the other party would really come to see him, but at this moment, all the emotions in his heart were drowned out by the laughter just now, leaving only embarrassment and embarrassment.

"You didn't hear anything." Under Dazai's complex glance down, the blushing Sora Shota threatened in a low voice. "And don't tell anyone about this."

"Ah, I know, I know, I won't say it." Dazai waved his hand happily, and he had some common sense of medicine under the influence of Mori Ogai, he knew from the beginning that the other party had no serious problems, so his expression was also very relaxed and joked: " Ah Xiang, you think of me so much, it's really sad."

"I'm also very sad." It was too difficult for him... The corners of Sora Hair Shota's eyes twitched, and he, who had just broken out in a cold sweat, was shivering from the draft of the hospital.

So the two people who saw at the same time took off their coats in an instant and wanted to cover him up, but Dazai preempted him.

"We're about the same height and shape, so use mine." Dazai cheerfully put the clothes on Shota Sora, "Look, I'll just say it's just right."

At this moment, Nakaya, who had already taken off his black coat, held it in his hand: ...

"Thank you." Sora Shota, who was very fragile after being injured, accepted the other party's kindness directly without being pretentious.

And Zhong could only curl his lips and put on his clothes again. "I'll take you back."

"It's okay, I'll call a car myself, it's much better now." Kong Maoxiang shook his head too violently, resolutely disagreeing with the other party's proposal.

"Ah, actually I've already ordered a taxi." Osamu Dazai said showing off and shook the phone in his hand, "The moment you came out, let me see, it should be almost here now."

Chuya who was one step late again: ...

"Thank you." Sora Shota thanked him again. To be honest, if Dazai was caring, it would be very reassuring.

Just as he was sighing, the three of them got into a taxi that Dazai had booked in advance and drove towards his house.only……

Sora Shota glanced at the two people crowded around him from left to right, and suddenly a few black lines appeared on their foreheads.Such a spacious taxi, why do they all have to squeeze in the back row with him?Is the co-pilot difficult to sit in or something? !

"Why do you have to squeeze over here?" Zhong Yuanzhong also spoke first, "It's crowded here, okay?"

"Is there, you are so small, you can fit three people." Dazai said innocently: "I want to take care of my family, Xiang... Ah Xiang, don't you think so?"

Ah Xiang: "..."

"When did you call yourself so affectionate?" Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, couldn't help touching his arm and said in disgust: "Goose bumps are about to fall off."

Dazai: "As Xiang thinks it's good."

Ah Xiang: "..."

Zhong, who always felt that he was at a disadvantage again, turned his head and asked unwillingly: "Hey, boy, go home and have a good rest. Send me what you want to eat, and I'll send someone to buy it. By the way, there are..."

He seemed to think of something and said again: "You don't want to go to the operation tomorrow night, just send me there. I will take care of the rest..."

"No, I can't, I'm going." Shota Sora also thought about the plan to snatch the hair tomorrow, and said excitedly: "I need to get it myself, not just pulling out a bunch of hair."

"But what's going on with your situation..." Zhong also frowned, "Does it have to be tomorrow night?"

"For sure, it will be difficult to miss this opportunity." Kong Maoxiang said firmly: "I must go."

"You—!" Chuya was furious, and suddenly didn't know how to persuade the other party.

"Wait, wait, what action are you two talking about??" Dazai on the side suddenly interrupted the two of them, pointing at himself: "Does Xiang need my help? I can."

When Sora Hair Shota heard this, he quickly turned to look at him.After hesitating for a second between 'hair' and 'confidentiality', he chose 'hair'.I saw him ask with a little hesitation on his face: "It's quite dangerous, can you do it?"

"Of course he can." As for his question, Chuya was the first to answer for Dazai. "No one is better than him. If you want to take Kuroro's hair, it may be much easier."

"Ah, Chuya, I'm even embarrassed to say that." Dazai seemed to be in a good mood, and asked enthusiastically, "So who is Kuroro?"

……

Half an hour later, Nakaya and Dazai, who had already sent Sora Sho back home, stood downstairs silently for a while.

I saw that Zhong also took off his hat and held it in his hand, and said with a rather complicated expression: "You think he should be fine?"

"Pfft..." Dazai laughed suddenly, like he was overjoyed. "Chuya, you're not still thinking about my proposal just now, are you?"

Zhong Yuan also stared at him coldly, "What do you mean?"

"Hahahaha, I mean...hahaha, I mean it literally." Dazai laughed enough, and finally said under the gaze of Chuya who was about to go berserk: "You know there is a doctor in our detective agency, right? No matter what Such a serious injury can be healed as long as there is one breath left, isn't it very powerful~"

That is to say, even if Sora Hair Shota really suffered an irreversible trauma, as long as he uses that kind of 'power', he can be completely cured without leaving any sequelae.

Nakahara Chuya, who had been thinking wildly for a long time just now:! !

The author has something to say: Chuya: Don't stop me, I want to fight!slaughter!

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of peeping in the dark;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!ok~