[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

"What's the matter with you boy?"

After Kuroro really dodged, Nakahara couldn't help jumping up and hitting him, Sorama Shota cried out for himself while hiding, "I really have to dodge, there are many things that he can't let him know!"

Zhongya was furious and had to admit that the other party was right. The Phantom Brigade and the gang were too dangerous, and they were not good people.But it is easy to be misunderstood by saying this in the situation just now.He was so angry that there was nowhere to vent his pent-up anger, and he couldn't refute it.

Unable to save his face, he directly threw the wine glass in his hand over with gravity, trying to splash the red wine on the opponent's face.But Sora Hair Shota will not be caught without a fight, he is considered half of the home court here, can't escape if he can't beat it.With a flicker of his hair, he returned to his bedroom in an instant.

So Zhong Yuanzhong, who was in the middle of the fight, also found that his body was the same as the previous few times, slowly disappearing into this world like an eraser.

……

"Dinglingling~jinglingring~jinglingringlingling~"

In the morning in Yokohama, as soon as Sora Shota sat up from the bed, the mobile phone on the bedside table rang. He glanced at it and picked it up, only to hear a violent roar coming from inside.

"Boy, I order you to come to my place within 10 minutes."

Sora Shota took the phone away from his ear, and after he finished speaking, he put the phone back to his ear and said slowly: "How do I know where you are, why don't you come to my restaurant."

"No, I don't want to be so close to that guy, don't you know our Ganghei Building, I live there."

that guy?Shota Sora reacted for a moment before realizing that the person the other party was talking about was Dazai.But he still doesn't want to go to the Hong Kong and Black Building. It's okay to go to the lair of the mafia. He thinks he hasn't troubled enough.

"I don't want to go either." So he said, "I'm a law-abiding citizen and I'm afraid."

"Afraid of you, what are you afraid of when I'm here?! I didn't see you scared when you saw me! You bastard, you're going to piss me off!!"

"..."

The growling sound from the phone came again, and even if the receiver was removed, the sound penetrated the phone and rang throughout the bedroom.Shota Sora looked down at the 'snarling' mobile phone, the corners of his mouth curled up.He said directly into the microphone, "I didn't know before, but now that I know, I'm scared. Look, you're so fierce..."

"Fart, aren't you mad at me? Forget it..." Zhong Yuanzhong on the other end of the phone seemed to be tired, he took a breath and said in a soft voice, "Give me your home address, I'm coming, I'm coming, okay?"

"Ah, this..." Kong Maoxiang hesitated for a moment, and said, "This is not very good...is it?"

"..." The phone was quiet for a few seconds, and suddenly there was a loud bang.

Sho Sora blinked innocently, and finally reported the address, and then hung up the phone instantly.

It's over, and the boss is so angry, what should I do?I blame myself for being mean just now, but who made the other party so funny, didn't I just play splits if I couldn't hold it back.

Now he deeply understands why Dazai likes to deceive people, is it possible that he is black when he is close to ink?

"Hey..." Sora Shota sighed faintly holding the phone, "It's all Dazai's fault."

Now that the boss is on his way, he must try to save himself.According to the character of the other party, without even thinking about it, he must use his ability to jump straight from the sky above the city, and it will not take a few minutes at all.

The enemy is about to arrive on the battlefield... Sora Shota looked down at his untidy pajamas and messy hair after sleeping all night, and decided to take a bath first to calm his shock.

He quickly unbuttoned his pajamas, took them off and threw them aside, then took off his pajama pants again and again, and went to the bathroom to take a shower as fast as he could in his life.

After 5 minutes, Sora Shota, who had just finished washing the soap, heard the sound outside the door, and thought that the other party was even faster than he expected.

'Bang bang bang bang', that is the sound of the door being slapped with gravity, even in the bathroom, you can hear it clearly, and even when you look up, you can see the water column gushing out of the shower with the vibration of the door And shaking from side to side, the water is not stable.So Sora Hair Shota hastily turned off the shower, wiped it indiscriminately, wrapped himself in a towel, and went out to open the door.He was afraid that if he didn't go out again, the door of his house would be demolished by the other party.

"Open the door! Where's the person??" Zhong Yuanzhong outside the door kept tapping the door with his feet, "Open the door!"

Just as he kicked up again, the door was suddenly opened, and he almost lost his balance and staggered forward.Fortunately, he used his ability to stabilize his figure in time, but also because of inertia, the man tilted his head forward and hit the chest of the person who opened the door opposite him.

Shota Sora: ...It hurts a bit.

I don't know how the boss's head grows, it's as hard as a rock.He rubbed his chest, rather melancholy: "I said, you don't have to attack me as soon as you enter the door, right? I didn't do anything... You pulled out your hair yourself, and I don't want it. I don't either Knowing that just a strand of hair will take you to another world."

This long series of accusations confused Zhongya, and he almost forgot what he was doing here.He raised his hand to straighten his hat, only to find that there were still drops of water on it, and a large area was wet.

"What the hell, why are you wet?" He raised his head and asked, but what caught his eyes was a piece of white and smooth skin.Unprepared, he was almost incoherent, "Why don't you wear clothes!!"

Kong Maoxiang was too inexplicable, "I just finished taking a shower, who knew you came so fast."

"No, you know I'm coming, why do you take a shower??"

"I took a bath just because you wanted to come..." He just wanted to take a bath to relax and relieve the pressure. In addition, if someone came, he wouldn't look like he just woke up in pajamas. There is no problem with the idea, I don't know why the other party is making such a fuss.Besides, it's all men...

But it was not the case when the words reached Zhongyuan Zhongye's ears, and he stuttered when he was shocked.

"What, what...?" What do you mean you have to take a shower because I came? ?What do you want to do in the shower?Chuya looked at him in shock, suddenly thought of something unspeakable, and his face flushed red. "Anyway...you should put the clothes on for me first."

"Oh." Seeing that the other party didn't intend to attack him again, Sorama Shota breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the other party's blushing face and said politely: "Is it hot outside? It's hard work, come in and sit down, I'll pour it for you A cup of tea is enough to suppress the shock."

"Well, it's quite hot." Zhong Yuan looked at the other party's clear and concerned eyes and suddenly felt that he had misunderstood, so he nodded awkwardly and followed his words: "Pour me a glass of ice water."

And finally, Chuya, who was sitting on a clean sofa drinking tea with ice cubes, couldn't remember why he came here aggressively before.

Because when he looked up at this time, he saw two slender, long legs with perfect muscle lines and a shallow waist with six-pack abs. It didn't look too exaggerated, nor too slender. Just right, no more and no less.

It's a pity that this guy doesn't want to be a model. Zhong Ye curled his lips and would never admit that he was a little envious. He took a sip of ice water and said in distaste: "What are you doing here? Why don't you go get dressed?"

Kong Maoxiang looked down at himself too, but he wasn't very revealing, and the bath towel was wrapped around him well.I don't understand why the boss insisted on urging him to change clothes, so I had no choice but to go back to the bedroom to find a clean suit to put on. Before leaving, I didn't forget to mutter: "What are men afraid of? It's not like you haven't taken it off before."

After speaking, he went completely into the bedroom, leaving someone sitting on the sofa drinking water in shock, almost choking on this sentence.

What, what... What do you mean you haven't taken it off? ?Zhongyuan Zhongya's mind was spinning rapidly, but he couldn't remember when he took it off!

When Sora Shota came out in a T-shirt and pants, he quickly glared at him. "Hey, tell me clearly, what did you just say?"

"What did I say? Oh..." Shota Sora recalled it for a second before he suddenly realized. He took out his mobile phone and found the video taken by the surveillance camera at that time, and captured a large and clear picture. before. "Look, I'm not lying."

I saw the large screen of the smartphone with extremely high resolution, and the drunken Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed, singing intoxicated there, and under the soft overhead light, the orange-red hair was scattered on his face and collarbone.All he had on was a pitiful white shirt, all the buttons were unbuttoned, and the looseness was about to slip off his shoulders.One of his hands is holding the empty microphone, and the other hand is unbuttoning his belt, and he can even faintly see...

Forget it, I can't watch anymore.When was this? Could it be that he was drunk at the other party's restaurant that day...

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Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on the sofa, also felt that his face was so red that he was about to explode. He snatched the phone and just deleted the screenshot, but found another one in it that made him wish he could use gravity to bury himself in the center of the earth. video.

With trembling hands, he clicked on the video of his personal concert song and dance show. After watching it in shame for a few seconds, he quickly deleted it. It was spotlessly clean.Then he raised his head and looked fiercely at someone with a pure face over there, threatening: "You didn't see anything, you know?!"

Hey, the boss is too fierce.Kong Maoxiang blinked too much, defending himself. "If I hadn't stopped you then, maybe I would have mosaiced your video."

"!!" Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't find any words to refute for a while, so he could only say bitterly: "You won't help me delete it? You even put it in your phone, what do you want!!"

"You sing so beautifully... I just want to listen to it a few more times."

"you!"

"I just listened to a voice, I promise I didn't watch it."

"Anyway, you didn't hear or see it, you know?"

"Oh, I swear I didn't see or hear anything." Sora Shota nodded his promise, and then changed the subject: "Actually, there is something I've been wanting to ask, that is that Kuroro, big brother, why are you messing with them?" gone?"

"Hey, I joined when he invited me." At this time, Zhongya, who was also eager to change the subject, followed his words and said, "You want his hair? I can help you, but you have to take the hair from just now." This matter should be completely deleted from the mind, especially not to let that fellow Dazai know, you know?!"

"Ah, what, I can't remember what happened before." Sora Hair Sho was very on the road, and saw him sitting on the other side of the sofa with an expectant expression: "Then let's discuss the 'hair capture plan' now. "

Seeing that the other party's attitude was okay, Zhong Yuanzhong also reluctantly agreed to his proposal, and said directly: "He is the head of the Phantom Brigade, and I will follow him to participate in a large-scale mission for all members this time."

"What mission?"

"Murder and robbery auction."

"!!" Kong Mao Xiangtai was shocked, he couldn't imagine that the gentle black-haired young man who often stayed up late and worked overtime was such a person.

"That's right, I didn't expect that either." As a mafia member, Zhong Yuan also said that they are not so scary, and they don't take human life seriously at all.He said rather complicatedly: "I never thought that there are other worlds besides ours... Where did you find it?"

"I did it randomly... Actually, I was surprised when I first found out that there are other worlds." Shota Sora recalled the time when he had just traveled through time and was reborn in Yokohama, and remembered that when he was four years old, he knew that he had supernatural powers and When there were many people like him, it took a while to reglue his fragmented worldview.

"They are very strong." Zhongyuan Zhong also thought for a long time. At first, he just thought that a serial dream he had made was not a big deal, but after knowing that it was the real world, for some reason, a desire emerged in his heart. Stop the impulse of those people. "Do you have any helpers you know? I can't do it alone."

"Yes..." Shota Sora immediately thought of Qi Ya, but felt that it was not good for children to face danger directly. After all, they only had one life, and even if he encountered danger, he could escape back. "Then I'll contact my friend to see if he can help."

"can."

"Then did you wear your hair? Go now?"

"Bring it, just now."

So the two lay down on the sofa, and when they opened their eyes, they came to a different world.At this moment, Shota Sora found that both Qi Ya and Xiaojie were in Youke Xincheng, and he appeared in the hotel room where Qi Ya was.

"Qi Ya, why are you also in Youkexin?" Kong Maoxiang asked curiously, "You are also here to participate in the auction, right?"

"Because I made an appointment with Kurapika and Leorio to meet at Youkexin." Qi Ya was also curious about the two people who suddenly appeared, "What about you? Here is your goal."

"That's right." Shota Sora nodded and asked, "Do you know the Phantom Troupe? I want to find a helper. My goal is their leader, Kuroro."

"Ah!" Qi Ya exclaimed, "You are harder than Hisoka."

Kong Maoxiang smiled too depressed: "That's right, they have a whole team this time. You said... I just ask him for a hair, will he agree?"

"...It's a good idea." Qi Ya said: "In the world of reading ability, even some people can know all the information of each other through their voices. A-level criminal groups like the Phantom Troupe will never give you their hair .By the way, I can help you if you want to snatch it, you just need to make me a lot of chocolate balls, how about it~"

"No, don't get involved in such a dangerous thing as a child." Sora Shota refused hastily.

Qi Ya instantly became unhappy, "Hey, don't you think I'm not strong enough? I'm much stronger than you. Besides..."

He pointed to Chuya Nakahara next to Shota Sora, and said angrily, "Isn't he also a child, why did you let him participate?"

"Pfft..." Kong Mao Xiangtai almost choked on his own saliva, and the next second he saw the boss standing up from the chair violently.

"Smelly brat, do you have bad eyesight? I can be your father now, you are the kid." Zhong Yuan Zhong also gritted his teeth, this kid felt even more arrogant than himself from the moment he met him.

"Oh, uncle, I'm sorry, who made you so short... oh, don't mess up my hairstyle!" Qi Ya rubbed his head depressedly, and quickly retreated to a distance of one meter. He didn't expect that guy's speed It's so fast, he underestimated the other party just now.

"Now you know the gap, stay in the hotel obediently."

"No, we were going to arrest those people." Kiya stood by the wall and bared his teeth. "They are Kurapika's enemies. Besides, I know a lot of information. If you don't let me go, I won't tell you."

"..."

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Sora Shota hurried to break the fight.

"Qi Ya, you will provide us with information from the rear, right? The two of us are not real bodies anyway, so it is very easy to escape."

"Okay." Kiya rubbed his shoulders, "I'll tell you mercifully, I heard from Kurapika that Hisoka also belonged to the brigade, and his purpose of joining the brigade was to fight Kuroro .He is looking for a helper now, you can actually find him. It just so happens that your other target is him, this is a good opportunity."

When Sora Hair Shota heard this, his eyes lit up instantly. "You mean, I can take the initiative to help him so that he can fight Kuroro alone, and as a reward, I can get his hair, right? Even, maybe I can get Kuroro's at once. "

"That's right, that's right." Qi Ya nodded, "This is the best way."

"Great, thank you, this information is very useful." Shota Sora's mood immediately improved a lot.

"Wait, which Hisoka are you talking about?" At this moment, Zhong also looked at him with a confused face, "Do you have another goal?"

"Yes, two." Shota Sora explained: "Hisoka is the one whose hair color is very similar to yours, and who likes to use poker very pervertedly."

"If you say that, I probably know who it is." Chuya's mouth twitched. He remembered that he had seen him at the brigade base on the second day after he arrived in Youkexin. That perverted aura... Memory So fucking profound.

"So how do you get in touch with Hisoka now? Do you have his contact information, Chiya?"

"Kurapika should have it, I'll ask him for you." Kiya took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to the person named Kurapika, and the other party sent Hisoka's number 10 minutes later.

"Give me the mobile phone that I played back to you last time." He said to Qi Ya.

This is the mobile phone he bought with the Sky Arena fighting bonus when he first came to this world, and Qi Ya took it out of his pants pocket and gave it to him with a "cut".Sora Shota took it and dialed the number, then turned on the speakerphone.

There was a 'beep' sound from the phone, and it took about five or six seconds for the other party to pick it up slowly, and a very ecstatic 'Hello~' floated in the air instantly.Everyone in the room couldn't help but shuddered, and one of them almost couldn't hold the phone in his hand.

Sora Shota, who didn't know what to say for a while, thought about it for some reason and wanted to make a joke to adjust the atmosphere, but he said slowly into the phone microphone: "Hello, this is the front desk of the hotel, what do you need sir? Any special service?"

The other two people in the room immediately looked at him with unimaginable eyes, completely unaware that this person could still make such a colorful joke to a dangerous pervert at such a tense moment?What was going on in his mind, Qiya and Chuya wanted to knock open his skull to see what was inside.

Fortunately, at this time, Sora Shota didn't know what the two of them were thinking. Even if he knew, he wouldn't think there was any problem. After all, his thinking was different from theirs. When he was a social animal in his previous life, he often talked with netizens or Friends and colleagues joke.

Although the opponent is very powerful and likes to fight and kill, but as long as he is not in danger, he can't help but treat them with the same way of thinking as ordinary people.So this led to... Hisoka on the other end of the phone was instantly excited by his joke.

"Hmm~ Little Apple, is this going to give me a 'special service'?/Love" Hisoka was sitting on the leather sofa in the hotel's luxurious presidential suite, wrapped in a white bathrobe, looking up at him with his legs crossed. out the window.He held the mobile phone in one hand, shook the wine glass in the other hand, raised his hand and took a sip, licking the corner of his lower lip, as if he still had more to say. "I know it's you, that little apple with colorful braids~"

"Eh..." Shota Sora didn't expect the other party to remember his voice. He remembered that he had appeared in front of Hisoka twice, and the first time he played back with a handful of cards before he could speak. The second time was just two sentences!It's true that people here are smarter than each other, it's too difficult for him...

Why does my hair fly to such a difficult person's head? Is this still a picky one? ?Sora Hair Shota couldn't help thinking, maybe all his hair has become fine and has his own consciousness.

"Huh? Why didn't the little colorful apple talk~" Just when he was distracted, Hisoka's voice came from the phone again. "Did you have something to do with me? If you don't say anything, I'll come to you~ I really want special service~/Love"

Hisoka's final sound rose, and the word "special service" was accentuated by his pronunciation, and the syllables jumped out of his throat one by one, followed by the suppressed and dangerous laughter, which echoed throughout the room again through the phone.

Qiya and Zhongya, who had been laughed at by nicknames like 'Colorful Little Apple', shuddered again in an instant, and the smile just now was completely suppressed.

I saw that Zhong also gave Sora Hair Shota a hard look, as if to say: Look, let me fool you, is it over?Quickly tell me the key points.

So Kong Maoxiang coughed too lightly: "Hisuo, I have business with you, can we meet?"

"What's the matter, if it's the little colorful apple looking for me, I'd be very happy. /Love"

I don't know why Hisoka seemed to have his own emoji when he spoke, Sora Shota rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, and said bravely: "About Kuroro."

"Oh?" Hisoka's casual expression changed instantly when he heard the name, and he squinted his eyes. "Are you trying to say that you want to cooperate with me? Little Apple Qiya told you, huh?"

"Yes."

"Then what do you want from me?" Hisoka raised his eyebrows, he would not naively think that the other party would ask for help for no reason.Either ask for something from him, or ask for something from Kuroro, or both.

"Well, I do have something to ask for." Shota Sora directly admitted that the more honest he is at this time, the more beneficial it is for the cooperation between the two parties.

"Hmm~" Not surprisingly, Hisoka repeated the question just now with a little curiosity and interest: "So, little colorful apple, what do you want from me?"

"Hair." Sora Hair Sho said directly.

"Huh??" Hisoka was taken aback for a moment, and his expression, which was still very inscrutable before, split instantly, "What did you say?"

"You heard me right, Hisoka." Sora Shota repeated again, "I want a strand of your hair. Of course, you may not believe it, but a certain strand of hair on your head is actually mine."

At this moment, Qiya and Nakahara Chuya, who thought he was joking again, listened to the long silence on the phone, almost didn't laugh out loud on the spot, covered their mouths with their hands, and held back their laughter very hard.

Finally, Hisoka calmed down, and a resentful voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ah~~ hair? Your hobbies are really special. But it's not impossible to just have a strand, it depends on you Can you satisfy me~"

Before waiting for the other party to respond, Hisoka paused and asked again: "Then what do you want from Kuroro?"

"To be honest..." Sora Shota coughed lightly again, and said solemnly: "In fact, I still have a strand of hair growing on Kuroro's head..."

Hisoka: "..."

ha? ? ?

In the presidential suite of the five-star hotel three kilometers away, Hisoka, who was sitting on the leather sofa with his mobile phone, instantly turned into a steamed bun face.

At the same time, Yokohama, who crossed the wall of the world dimension, and Nakahara, who was sleeping on the sofa with Sorama Shota and went to a different world, had no idea that Dazai was looking for him through the location of his mobile phone.Then I searched and searched, and found Shota Sora's house.

At this time, Osamu Dazai downstairs looked at the location of the mobile phone in his hand, checked the address, and then looked up to confirm the house number, falling into weird contemplation.

The author has something to say: By the way, I read the comments, and many people asked if the protagonist is from the Mediterranean

Cough cough, let me clarify a little bit, of course...not _(:з」∠)_

Even so, it is still not recommended that you imagine it yourself.Harm... don't ask, the question is that Kuroro has colorful braids (dog head

In addition, please ask for an advance payment here, it is the little turtle that I especially want to write about.

Title: "Sand Turtle's Undersea Travel Notes"

Introduction: This is a sand sculpture story of an unlucky college student's soul crossing and a sea turtle fusion

Today is also a handsome little turtle.

Because I watched the ocean documentary and felt that the world under the sea is really super interesting, all kinds of sand sculptures came to my mind instantly, and I was unhappy if I didn’t write.If you are interested in the little angel, you can support it. This subject is really cold. I don’t know if anyone has written that the protagonist is a real animal. I’m actually very worried. Will anyone want to see_(:з」∠)_

Finally, I would like to thank the little angel who threw the grenade: Douhua and Qianhe Qiuye;

Thank you to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: if you like him, you should let him suffer 4 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!ok~