Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

"Are you really going to tell Mr. Hua this sentence?" Dang Ming asked resolutely.

"Of course not." Hearing what Wu Shen said, Dang Mingxin just breathed a sigh of relief, and the next second he heard Wu Shen say, "(Doppler effect) is too simple, I think we should think of something more complicated and more effective. Interesting sentence..."

"You call this fun?" Dang Mingxin felt that the expression on his face must be very funny.

Looking back, when Dang Mingxin saw Yan Jinyun alone, he thought to himself, since Wu Shen didn't plan to use the inexplicable words "it's getting bluer and bluer", then he wouldn't tell Yan Jinyun this sentence in advance. It ruined his plan.Dang Mingxin asked: "Sir, I want to ask you a question. If someone says that he wants to become bluer and bluer, what do you think it means?" If Yan Jinyun can't understand the meaning of this sentence, he should remind Wu Shen as early as possible .

Yan Jinyun was inexplicably asked: "Blue? Blue? Does he become more and more sad?" A bunch of meanings related to the English word Blue quickly popped up in his mind, and his face turned blue?The meat is not cooked?Politically conservative?

"No, no... This should be a sentence of love, for the lover to hear, to become bluer in the eyes of the lover or something like that."

Yan Jinyun suddenly realized: "Oh... You said this! I guess it used the Doppler effect? ​​It's so romantic!"

Dang Mingxin: "..."

The cow is still your cow, sorry, I was worrying for nothing, so I will leave now.

Yan Jinyun wanted to explain to Dang Mingxin where the romance was, and Dang Mingxin hurriedly said, "I'll check it out on the Internet later." Ordinarily Dang Mingxin is not a person who likes gossip at all, but at this moment He couldn't help asking one more question like a ghost: "Then if it's you, sir, how would you reply to this sentence?"

Yan Jinyun smiled and asked, "Do you want the elementary version to reply? Or the intermediate version? Or the advanced version?"

Dang Mingxin hugged himself, who only had a technical secondary school education, and shivered: "Let's get a junior version first!"

Yan Jinyun found a piece of paper at random, cut out two small strips, and made two Mobius rings.He then glued the two rings together at ninety degrees perpendicular to each other.He handed the glued ring to Dang Mingxin.Dang Mingxin was a little baffled, holding the ring over and over to look at it: "Does this imply something?" It's just two twisting circles, what can it imply!

"It's not completely finished." Yan Jinyun took back the semi-finished product from Dang Mingxin's hand, and then took scissors to cut them along the center line of each ring.After he cut it like this, the two glued rings turned into two connected hearts.Yan Jinyun waved the two hearts in front of Dang Mingxin: "Look, these are two connected hearts."

Dang Mingxin: "!!!"

"The Mobius ring has no beginning and no end. No matter where you start from, you will return to the original place. The same is true for love. It has no beginning and no end. It doesn't matter where it originated. Anyway, it will return to the most primitive piety." Yan Jinyun put two love hearts cut out of Mobius rings in series on Dang Mingxin's hands, "You can learn it, and take it to your sweetheart... er, or heart A ghost? Anyway, let’s confess! Come on!”

Dang Ming held two hearts: "No, no, I didn't..."

"I also have an intermediate version and an advanced version here, do you want to..."

"I don't want it anymore... Well, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first." Dang Ming quickly slipped away.He thought to himself, whoever worries about the two gentlemen in the future will be a fool!He didn't want to be reminded by the two gentlemen that he didn't have enough education.

Dang Ming thought for a while, and went to Qianniang with two hearts in his heart. A single dog who dedicated all his enthusiasm to serving the people took the opportunity to educate his love brain: "You See, whether two people can become true revolutionary partners depends on whether they have a common language and whether they can make progress together. Think about it carefully!"

Qianniang was thoughtful.

Dang Mingxin talked about the Doppler effect and the Möbius ring with the idiosyncrasy, and everyone stopped.Qi Qi, an illiterate person, asked what many seniors in the spiritual world wanted to ask: "Why is the Doppler effect? ​​What is a Möbius ring?" These two concepts are not very advanced, but this child did not Go through compulsory education!

It's not that Qi Qi is really "illiterate". His understanding of traditional culture and appreciation of antiques definitely surpasses many so-called masters. He is proficient in gossip and five elements. .With this kind of learning ability, if he had chosen to study step by step, he would have been the number one student in the college entrance examination.

The spiritual world has never realized that there are problems in their education model.After all, human energy is limited, and these things in the spiritual world have already occupied a child's energy. If you send him to school, will the child learn it?

Until the appearance of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen.

If Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen were a little bit weaker, even if only a little bit worse than now, if they hadn't made pointers and helped people solve difficult and miscellaneous diseases on the forum, then the spiritual world might not reflect on their education .But who told their existence to shock too many people?People are like this, when you are only a little better than them, they may still frown and pick your problems, but as long as your achievements in a certain aspect far exceed their cognition, they will Completely face up to your existence.Those who really have authority in the orthodox path, including the heads of various schools and the hosts of various monks, couldn't help holding a meeting with the holding of the new treasure appraising conference.

"I heard from our alchemist that Mr. Wu's alchemy is a new type of alchemy summed up in accordance with scientific laws. The reason why his alchemy efficiency is so high, and he can use existing medicinal materials to complement the ancient formula is all because of the new alchemy Law."

"Mr. Wu is indeed generous, but it's a pity that we don't understand many terms in his mouth."

"Honestly, I've been thinking about this recently. Do I have to send some children to school in the future?"

"That's what I thought too... If it doesn't work, let's start a school by ourselves!" Even if they send their children to receive compulsory education, they still can't relax the requirements for traditional schoolwork. It would be much more convenient to run a school by themselves.There are also little Taoist priests who are used to getting their hair cut, and young monks who are used to shaving their heads. They are easy to be regarded as outliers when they go to normal schools like this.

"I heard that the two gentlemen also intend to send their children to school, and their household registration has been completed."

"Hey, this is a good opportunity..."

These authority figures of Zhengdao looked at each other, who didn't know who, they all aimed at the position of Heituanzi's "classmate".Even if a class is an elite small class, there should be more than a dozen or twenty students, each school is assigned one point, maybe one or two.As long as the juniors in the sect and the children of the two gentlemen become classmates, as the saying goes, they will get the moon first if they are close to the water. Just look at how the two gentlemen educate their children, and they can follow suit!

People in their spiritual world pay great attention to inheritance, and use their way of thinking to look at Hei Tuanzi. It is the only child of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen, and is their heir. Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen will definitely cultivate this child vigorously.But they don't know that in the hearts of Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen, they don't really care about inheritance or not, as long as the children live happily.

This is all for the future, and Hei Tuanzi is still asleep in the instrument right now!

Wu Shen sensed a sense of urgency.

Who knew that the bear boy would run to Yan Jinyun and say something after waking up!To confess this kind of thing, he can do it himself, and he doesn't need Zaizai to do it for him.He said what he said about eating his mouth and giving birth to cubs.

While washing his hands, Wu Shen looked at the direction of the water flow, and suddenly thought of the classic concept of time, because people are used to comparing time to running water!Is time reversible?On a macro level, the dead are like gentlemen, day and night.Human beings can only perceive the increase of entropy, so the increase of entropy is defined as the direction of time passing.But for microscopic particles, time is just a coordinate.According to Dirac's equation, antiparticles can be equal to positive particles running backward in time.

Then, a sentence popped up in Wu Shen's mind: I never care about others, I only know that between you and me, our love must be mutual, and my love for you is the same as you love me back in time , so I want to use all my love from the beginning of the universe to love you alone, so that you will always feel that I am worthy of being loved by you.

Hey, so shy!Wu Shen turned off the faucet with red ears.

When he got the household registration book, Wu Shen looked at the name of Heituanzi, looked and looked, and suddenly thought of the concept of "semantic saturation".Why staring at a word for a long time will gradually not recognize the word?This is actually a phenomenon of nervous exhaustion.If you anthropomorphize the brain, if you stare at a word for a long time, it is equivalent to asking your brain, what is this word, what is this word, and the brain has answered too many times in just a few seconds. , I was so tired that I went on strike.

Then, a sentence popped up in Wu Shen's mind: I live in the orchid room for a long time, but I don't smell the orchid fragrance;Because you are not in my head, you are in my heart.

Ahhh, so shy!With red ears, Wu Shen turned the account book upside down on the table.

Yan Jinyun glanced at Wu Shen suspiciously.What the hell are you thinking about with your account book!

Wu Shen stammered and explained: "I...I just thought of semantic saturation." My brain will be semantically saturated, but my heart won't.My brain feels tired, but my heart doesn't.Xiao Yun, you must be able to understand it!

Yan Jinyun pulled out a box from under the bed, skipped the aphrodisiacs and erotic pictures, and pulled out the two swords that were said to be counterfeit.He greeted Wu Shen and said, "This is a gift from a priest surnamed Liang."

"What is it? Is it a sword?"

"you guess?"

Wu Shen leaned over and put his hand on the sword, while Yan Jinyun kept his hand on the hilt.At that moment, two suction forces seemed to burst out from the sword, firmly sucking the hands of Wu Shen and Yan Jinyun.A golden-red pattern appeared on the two ordinary-looking swords, which floated in the air like a projection.

Wu Shen asked Yan Jinyun with his eyes, what happened?

Yan Jinyun shook his head, he didn't know what was going on.As far as he knows, the spiritual world seems to recognize that these two swords are counterfeit. Although they have a history of more than 2000 years, they are not some great magical weapons, so they have a greater symbolic meaning. Otherwise, how could they be given to him? And Wu Shen?There are some good things hidden in the warehouses of those righteous families, but those really good things, even if they can't use them, they won't give them away.

Fortunately, they didn't feel any discomfort, and the situation didn't last long.Not long after, two transparent figures clinging to each other emerged on the two swords, they happened to be a man and a woman, one strong and the other beautiful, they looked like a perfect match.The two sword spirits who had been asleep for more than 2000 years and hadn't been awakened smiled and looked at Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen.

Uh... so the new owner is a same-sex couple?

The female sword spirit said with emotion as if she had strung the channel: "Love is the greatest power in the world."

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"Thank you, but can you leave first? I haven't confessed yet." Wu Shen said very seriously.

Almost the second after Wu Shen finished speaking, Yan Jinyun laughed: "I accept."