Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

Connecting with Wu Shen were several seniors who were good at alchemy in the spirit world.Wu Shen has no views of sects. Under the influence of Yan Jinyun, he has always been willing to share his research results with others in order to benefit society and mankind.

A teacher is one who has mastered the Tao. Although the seniors are all older than Wu Shen, in terms of physical age, there are enough to be Wu Shen’s father, some are enough to be Wu Shen’s grandfather, and some are enough to be Wu Shen’s wife. Grandpa, but because they all wanted to learn from Wu Shen, their attitudes were very modest, and they specially met and made a summary first, and then listed all kinds of problems, and then shared with them through video Wu Shen asked for advice, which avoided Wu Shen's duplication of work.

Uh, let me say something quietly, although everyone is on the right path, there are actually factions on the right path. These seniors have all made achievements in alchemy, so it is natural that they don't agree with each other, but now they let go of their prejudices and sit together.

Because the camera is facing Wu Shen's experimental console, with his back facing the main entrance of the laboratory, so when Heituanzi rushed in to talk to Wu Shen, he was behind the camera and was not photographed. He knew that Wu Shen and Yan Jinyun had a magical creature in their hands.Those seniors could only hear Hei Tuanzi's voice, and thought it should be a five or six-year-old boy.They thought, this is the child who wants to register, right?Is it already five years old?

Wu Shen has always been expressionless, even though the seniors on the other side of the camera seem to feel a little embarrassed, Wu Shen is still very calm, and said nonchalantly, "Sorry, I'll leave for a while."

The seniors hurriedly said: "Please, please."

Wu Shen left.The person involved is not there, the seniors have their reserve after all, so no one talks about gossip, but they are sitting together, everyone's small eyes are flying around, each eye contains countless meanings, it seems that nothing has been said, In fact, everything has been said.Ahhh, it turns out that the ghost king and little witch are really...

Wu Shenti sneaked around the black group and took the child out of the No. [-] laboratory where chemical experiments were mainly carried out.

Hei Tuanzi faintly felt the danger, and asked cautiously: "Daddy, can I not write the math paper?"

"Yes." Wu Shen said calmly, "You haven't had any math papers for the past few days."

Heituanzi breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there are no math papers, it has nothing to fear!It was carried obediently by Wu Shen.

Wu Shenti took Heituanzi to the No. [-] laboratory, which is mainly used for biological experiments.He walked up to an instrument that looked like a sleep capsule in a sci-fi movie, and put the black ball inside.Zai Zai blinked and said, "Daddy?"

"This is an instrument that can stimulate the RNA in the neuron cells in your body. I told you before, this method can help you obtain part of the inherited memory to a large extent." Wu Shen smiled slightly, "Go to sleep for a while." Sleep?"

Although Heituanzi is not good at math, but it has an account in its heart, and a good night's sleep can make Dad feel better. How can it be so cheap?It nodded impatiently: "Okay, okay!" While saying that, it actively lay down in the instrument and closed its eyes obediently.Although Wu Shen never understood exactly where the child's eyes grew.

"Very good, then I turned off the instrument?" Wu Shen pressed a few buttons on the instrument.

A man of pure science and engineering like Wu Shen, who usually only considers the practicality of tools, is rare for him to be a little careful about Zai Zai.After the instrument is turned off, it does not immediately enter the working mode, but first slowly dims the light in the instrument, and at the same time plays soothing and soft music that is good for sleep.Gradually, the lights dimmed and the music became softer. It wasn't until the instrument detected the vital signs of Heituanzi and saw that it had completely entered a sleep state that all the lights and music disappeared.

Such a process can effectively avoid the tension and fear of the black group.Although the child didn't feel nervous at all.

The instrument was not officially started until then.The nutrient solution poured in from all directions, filling the entire inner space in a gentle and harmless manner, and the tiny nano-level sensing devices quickly covered the surface of the black mass.Seeing that the data displayed on the instrument was normal, Wu Shen re-adjusted the detection program before turning around and leaving the laboratory.

Back in Laboratory No. [-], Wu Shen looked up at the screen.When he was not around, these alchemy seniors in the spiritual world were like a group of good students who love to learn. Even if the teacher left for something, they were still concentrating on discussing the problems they encountered in class. There was absolutely no discussion related to the teacher. Gossip Oh!Heck, eye contact doesn't count.

"Where did we just talk about? The pH value of the cleaning grass extract is 7.5~7.8..." Wu Shen continued.

The seniors hurriedly lowered their heads and took notes.I have been refining pills for a lifetime, and this is the first time I have come into contact with so many new terms such as PH value. Whether you understand it or not, write them down first, and ask the younger generations in the family.

After this class, Wu Shen ran out to eat as if nothing had happened.

"Where's Zai Zai?" Yan Jinyun asked.

Wu Shen said: "Oh, it got into the instrument, and it won't come out for ten days and a half months."

Yan Jinyun knew the progress of Wu Shen's experiment very well. Hearing what he said, he immediately knew what was going on.He asked curiously: "Why are you entering the instrument now? Didn't you say that you will hold a formal naming celebration for it tomorrow, and then let it enter the instrument? I even decided on the menu, but in the end I have to take it out again." This matter has been delayed..."

Wu Shen lied without changing his face: "It insists on going in, and I can't stop it."

"This child is not even willing to wait for one more day." Yan Jinyun did not doubt Wu Shen's words at all, "I guess I heard that after recovering the inheritance memory, it can help transform... Then, while it is in the instrument, let's first Help it get the household registration, and then contact the school, it can go to school directly after it takes shape. It must be eager to go outside to play."

"Children are like this, and they will fly outside if they are raised." There is no reliable partner.

Wu Shen had just turned off the video, and the seniors in the spirit world immediately smirked at each other.To put it bluntly, although they are not hostile, they are not good friends who love each other. They are willing to pretend to be a harmonious and friendly atmosphere in front of the teacher, but in places where the teacher can't see, they have always loved and killed each other. competition!

The seniors smirked and said goodbye, got up and left one after another.Then, when they were the only ones left around, they immediately took out their communication tools and contacted people from their sect.Ahhh, it's really uncomfortable to suppress such a big gossip!I only talk to my own people, they all have a sense of proportion, and I will never spread this gossip to the outside world!

"Master Liang wants to make friends with that ghost king, but he doesn't know how to give gifts?" An alchemist said in a low voice, "Tell him to go back to the sect quickly and stop looking for ghosts outside. I already know how to give gifts." The King of Ghosts is fine." Some time ago, various sects set off a wave of looking for ghosts outside, and then sent ghosts to Yan Jinyun to show their friendship.But these days, there are fewer ghosts without the smell of blood on their hands than the national treasure giant pandas, so the cost of giving gifts is a bit high.

Coincidentally, another alchemist said the same to people in his sect: "...Hurry up, don't let that old guy from the Morality School get ahead of you. The reputation of an alchemist."

The next day, Yan Jinyun received several boxes of gifts.

Open a box.Hey, are they all antique albums?Take a closer look, hehe, the complete works of Longyang.This is the work of a painter who was at the peak of meticulous painting 1000 years ago. Unexpectedly, he was secretly an outer disciple of the Acacia School, and he also painted exquisite albums of male love and male love.These picture albums are collected by today's moralists by chance.

Open another box.Huh, are they all pills?Take a closer look, hehe, the aphrodisiac is just an aphrodisiac, what is it called Feng Hua Xue Yue Dan.The person who gave the gift hinted that these elixirs are most suitable for men to take, they will not harm the body at all, and they can also effectively replenish Yang Qi.The implication is that if Yan Jinyun can't use it as a ghost, let Wu Shen use it.He is happy, so are you!

Open another box.Hey, it's a pair of swords.Take a closer look, hehe, go-getter Mo Xiejian!Ganjiang Moxie sword is also called the sword of sincere affection, because since they are put together, no one can separate them.It is said that the real Ganjiang Moxie sword has disappeared. These two swords are actually imitations, but even if they are imitations, they have a history of more than 2000 years and have very important symbolic significance.Giving this pair of swords to a couple is definitely a blessing.

……

Yan Jinyun: "???"

Although he was very satisfied with these gifts, why did everyone choose to send gifts together on this day?

Compared with Yan Jinyun's side, Wu Shen's side will only receive more gifts. After all, the spiritual world needs to rely on him more.However, I don’t know what misunderstanding everyone had, they all sent “heavy taste” gifts to Yan Jinyun, making it seem like Yan Jinyun really needed these picture books and aphrodisiacs, and the gifts Wu Shen received were relatively small and refreshing.

Because Wu Shen looked very abstinent and very cold, everyone was afraid that he would not be able to express his feelings, so they couldn't help worrying about the daily relationship between him and Yan Jinyun.In the forum, a senior discussed the issue with Wu Shen in a private message, and suddenly came up with a small poem: "I asked my grandson to write this, he is about the same age as yours... I guess they People (or ghosts) of this age like this melodious love poem, you can refer to it."

Wu Shen: "..."

The seniors have already copied the love poems, something like "I miss you every day, but I am so weak, like a dilapidated boat, the waves just don't take me where I should go" and so on... …Wu Shen was silent for a moment, but couldn't hold it back, and said, "Your grandson probably copied it from somewhere." I have a lot of sentences like this in my mind!

前辈下线后立马操起椅子揍孙子去了，让你帮忙写封情诗，你竟然拿网上的句子糊弄我？Hmph, I'll write it myself next time!The senior rolled up his sleeves, spread out the rice paper, and finally choked out two words in three days.

Then, without knowing what went wrong, rumors started to spread outside.Most of the time, the gossip stuff is outrageous.This time is no exception.Obviously Wu Shen didn't do anything, but the rumors said that Wu Shen was collecting love poems.Want to make friends with Wu Shen?Then send him some carefully composed love poems!That's what senior XX did!

Soon, even the Special Office knew about it.

After much deliberation, the Special Office decided to ask Dang Mingxin to understand the situation.Dang Mingxin doesn't know anything!He was more straightforward, and went directly to Wu Shen and asked, "I heard that you are collecting love poems? Are they for Mr. Hua? Do you need help?"

Wu Shen: "..."

Funny, the love poem I sent to Yan Jinyun needs your help? !

Wu Shen couldn't bear it anymore: "I don't need help! Everything I say casually is a classic love story!"

"For example?" Dang Mingxin expressed doubts.

"For example..." Wu Shen cleared his throat, and the tips of his ears quickly turned red, "From the past to the present, I can't help but become bluer and bluer in his eyes." Isn't it super classic!Throughout the ages, it seems that no one has ever used this sentence!

Dang Mingxin: "???"

Dang Mingxin took a deep breath: "Well, there is a specialization in art. Otherwise, you should ask someone else to write it!"

"...Forget it, I didn't say it to you anyway." Wu Shen decided to give up reasoning with Dang Mingxin, but he couldn't even understand a good sentence of love. He gave Dang Mingxin a noble and glamorous expression, " As long as he understands."

It's just using a simple Doppler effect as a rhetoric!

The author has something to say: The following Baidu Encyclopedia: Scientist Edwin Hubble used the Doppler effect to conclude that the universe is expanding.He found that the frequency of light emitted by celestial objects far away from the Milky Way becomes lower, that is, it moves to the red end of the spectrum, which is called redshift. The faster the celestial body leaves the Milky Way, the greater the redshift, which shows that these celestial bodies are moving away from the Milky Way.Conversely, if the object is moving towards the Milky Way, the light will be blueshifted.