Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

That's how Mr. He went on TV.

However, Mr. He has to apply for an ID card to legalize his identity among living people.As we all know, the ID cards of ethnic minority compatriots are different from the ID cards of Han people. The ID cards of Han people only have Chinese characters, while the ID cards of ethnic minority compatriots are marked with their unique characters.Switching to Mr. He, his ID card is also marked with special symbols. At first glance, it looks like a very rare language, but it is actually a symbol from Taoist classics.

Mr. He even changed his name when he applied for his ID card.He has been called He Zhong all his life. This name is quite good, why change it?Because Yan Jinyun said: "You still have many students who are still alive. They suddenly found that the teacher who died for decades appeared on TV. What do you make them think? Simply change the name to make them think they have recognized the wrong person."

Mr. He took it very seriously. In order not to impact the three views of ordinary people, he really changed his name from He Zhong to He Cheng.Then, he led Gu Chengzong and Zuo Qiuxing to find the staff of the TV station to sign a contract.Gu Chengzong's nominal identity is the grandson of Mr. He, while Zuo Qiuxing's nominal identity is the work assistant next to Mr. He.

Mr. He's side is considered to be a pilot of the ghost autonomy system, so Zuoqiu Xing is assigned as an "observer" to ensure that the ghost autonomy system is indeed full of advantages and will not cause harm to the country, society, or people .

To make a digression here, this ghost clan self-government system is not for all ghosts, but only for ghosts on Yan Jinyun’s side.It’s really not that the special office opened the back door for Yan Jinyun because of the pointing out. There are indeed many difficulties here.Not to mention that other ghosts are easily controlled by obsession, and will hurt ordinary people sooner or later. Even if their control ability is amazing, the ghost aura on them will erode ordinary people who are close to them at any time.The Special Office will definitely put the living first.

But the ghosts on Yan Jinyun's side are different. As long as they wear "diapers" clothes, the ghost energy can be perfectly isolated. It will not be eroded by ghosts.Just like the advertisement said, you can move as you want, 24-degree protection is not afraid of leaks!

Mr. He signed a long-term contract with the TV station, and he will be the keynote speaker on the topic of "Classical Feelings" in "Hundred Lives Forum".After signing the contract, the staff said they would invite Mr. He and his party to dinner.Mr. He shook his head and said, "Ever since I got old, the doctor always told me not to eat this, and not to eat that. I still won't cause you any trouble!"

Say it like it's true!

The female ghost who came back with Dang Mingxin called herself Qianniang, she was a complete ancient, ah no, an ancient ghost.The level of thinking is still at the time when she was alive.Such a ghost is really worried about letting her go out to work.Yan Jinyun asked her what hobbies and specialties she had before she was alive. She said that she liked guqin very much and was good at needlework.All right, then let her do embroidery for the time being, and when she gradually adapts to modern life, she can open a piano hall in the future to teach others how to play the piano.

With the special clothes, she will go out and walk around during the day, but she is more used to going back to the painting to rest at night.

Seeing that there are more and more ghost mouths at home, and there will definitely be more ghost mouths in the future, Yan Jinyun thinks that he should have his own territory.He, a ghost king, can't squeeze a large group of ghosts into a villa, can he?Yan Jinyun directly applied for a piece of land.The area is not very large, it is the accidental construction site in Ojiang City where zombie beasts are buried.

The higher-ups immediately approved the land, including the nearby hilltops. This is the so-called "Ghost Autonomous Region".Yan Jinyun was quite concerned about his territory, and produced a very good design drawing.

Soon, rumors spread again in Ojiang City: Hey, you know what?The previous construction site where several people died and where dinosaur fossils were dug up has restarted!No, no, it is no longer the original boss, it seems that it has been transferred to a local tyrant.That piece of land is too evil, this local tyrant is being taken advantage of.Don't build high-end villas anymore, I heard that we will see the film and television city.That's right, it's the kind of film and television city used for filming. There will be imitation buildings in various dynasties.

It is estimated that if a living person bumps into a ghost in the ghost autonomous region in the future, he will think that he has met an actor in a strange costume, and he may strike up a conversation with the ghost who died tragically and say, "Hey, brother! Your special effects makeup is so realistic! !"

But this is all for the future, and everyone is still living in the villa temporarily.

As the person who brought Qianniang back, Dang Mingxin cared very much for Qianniang, the kind that a responsible homeroom teacher would care for problem students in the class.He must correct Qianniang's wrong view of love.But, firstly, Dang Mingxin is a single dog who has never been enlightened, and secondly, no one likes to listen to endless truths, so Dang Mingxin simply doesn't make sense.He said earnestly: "What does true love look like? I suggest that you pay more attention to the relationship between the two gentlemen. Love will make you better instead of turning you into a bitter wife. "

Qianniang listened to this.She really wants to see how other people fall in love.

Both Yan Jinyun and Wu Shen have been busy recently.

Needless to say, Yan Jinyun, in order to become the king of ghosts, he needs to be behind the scenes to manipulate many things.As for Wu Shen, he was taken by people from the spirit world!The box of talismans and magic tools they gave Qi Qi was said to be given to him for nothing, and it was indeed given to him for nothing, but at the same time, it was also to attract the attention of important figures in the spiritual world.

Qi Qi didn't cover that box for long before it was taken away by his master.Who told him to send MMS everywhere to show off?His master was not greedy for these, but felt that some of the talismans looked very strange, and suspected that they were lost talismans.When he got the real thing and took a look, it was very good, and he could get rid of his doubts. This is the lost talisman!

Not only the talismans, but also the refining techniques of some magic tools inside are also unfamiliar.

"I'm sure, this person must have a complete inheritance in his hand, if we can communicate with him..."

"If he doesn't want to communicate with us, that's normal. Is it possible that we are willing to share the things we have kept at the bottom of the box for free? But if I ask him to make a magic weapon for me at a high price, I don't know if he can do it. willing?"

"That kid Qi Qi has never kept his mouth shut. The news must have leaked out. Now there are quite a few people who know that he has a complete inheritance in his hands. If..." I have to say that there are indeed some lawless people in the spiritual world. people exist.

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In this way, Wu Shen received a lot of invitations from the spiritual world, either to invite him to participate in the treasure appreciation conference, or to invite him to participate in a certain grand ceremony, even a pot of Wan'an spirit flowers raised by some Taoist priest will be brought out soon. said.The Wan'an Spirit Flower is indeed very rare. When it blooms, it has the effect of dispelling sickness, and it is also a necessary raw material for refining Antibody Pill.

Wu Shen rejected all these invitations, but accepted Master Qi Qi's invitation, entered a forum that was not open to the public, and registered an account.The style of this forum is very "middle-aged and elderly", with large fonts and bright colors. The method of use is very foolish, and it only has the most basic functions, which are for these people in the spiritual world to communicate.

Wu Shen does nothing else in the forum, and spends an hour every day answering questions.

There is a special section in the forum for asking questions. When the host asks a question, friends who also don’t know the answer can silently click the same request, and those who know the answer can answer it in the post.These days, except for those from the Wumen who are used to being alone, most people from the spiritual world have a teacher. If you encounter a problem, you can first ask the seniors in the teacher. Those who are really put on the forum are some real conundrum.Wu Shen just brushed up the questions carelessly, and was able to distract himself from supervising Hei Tuanzi's homework.

For a moment, everyone in the forum was shocked!

Where did this quick-witted kid come from? !

There is a super-difficult question about alchemy. The subject of the question has published all the alchemy formulas, but only the alchemy formulas are useless, because the two-flavored main medicine and the three-flavored auxiliary medicine in the prescription have been completely lost. The questioner asked whether it is possible to use modern Medicines are replaced.This problem is very difficult. The more medicinal materials are missing, the more difficult it is to replace them, which is an exponential growth.Wu Shen answered.He knows what the original medicinal materials are for, and then simplifies the original medicinal prescription into an equation, and then substitutes the existing medicinal materials into it like solving an equation. The amount of calculation here is not at the level of the human brain.

About ten days later, the subject of the question said in the forum: "I have refined the elixir according to the new prescription of this fellow Taoist, and the specific effects are as follows... This question was asked by my master. Fangzi, after countless attempts, I barely managed to develop a semi-finished product with only [-]% efficacy. I have already burned the prescription to him."

Wu Shen became famous on the forum, and quickly became a legendary account, attracting countless people to watch.

Tourists stared at the account's ID "The man who will become the king of ghosts" and fell into thought.

At this time, the first episode of Mr. He's program was successfully broadcast on TV. He spoke really well, and he really did it in a simple way. It was both informative and interesting, and it really aroused great repercussions.For him, ancient poems are not read, but recited.He can "sing" poems with great charm, which is also the way the ancients read, also known as elegant reading.

The first episode of the program made the "Ya Du" poetry reading method popular!

Then, as Yan Jinyun reminded in advance, Mr. He does still have many students living in the world.There is an old man named Wang Nianwei, who is already in his fifties. He is a firm materialist. He would frown and teach his granddaughter a lesson when he heard his granddaughter recite a few words about horoscopes and horoscopes.He also saw TV.

Wang Nianwei was sluggish the whole time, and immediately called his old classmate after the show was over.

"Have you read "The Forum of Hundred Lives"? That lecturer named He Cheng is like our teacher He back then..."

"There are similarities between people! He Zhong, He Cheng, maybe this is Teacher He's younger brother."

"But the two of them are too similar! Even some details are similar, let me tell you, first of all they..." Wang Nianwei cited many examples, and it really felt like the teacher was resurrected on TV.But he knew in his heart that this was actually impossible.

After hanging up the phone, my wife sent Wang Nianwei to take a shower.

He went obediently, still thinking about Mr. He while taking a bath.While washing, he suddenly felt a slight pain.He didn't notice it at first, but there was this constant pain in his skin, as if the water was hitting him.This reminded him of the experience of being beaten by Teacher He when he was naughty and didn't do his homework when he was a child... There was no one else in the bathroom except him, so it's possible... Wang Nianwei was frightened, he was fine, how could the water hit him? Maybe it's actually...

He hurried out of the bathroom.

Seeing his flustered appearance, his wife asked him what was wrong, and even his granddaughter ran out of her room to watch the fun.Wang Nianwei stammered and told his wife the matter.The granddaughter exclaimed: "My God, it's terrible..."

The wife pondered for a moment, went to the toolbox and took out a pencil, and then calmly went to the bathroom.

"Look, it's just a leakage of electricity. There are no ghosts in this world." My wife said.

Wang Nianwei: "..."

Facing the complicated eyes of the granddaughter, the majesty of the grandfather... Hey, is there such a thing as majesty?