Every time I wear a book, I am forced to turn around

Yan Jinyun is the one who wants to become the king of ghosts, he can't let himself become a subordinate unit or a brother unit of the Special Office.A few days ago, because of the pointing at the evil needle, I had more contact with the Special Office. Seeing this trend, Yan Jinyun had to correct it quickly.He has to make the living realize that they are a separate faction, like a small country.

Mr. He's matter is a good opportunity.

The little paper man in charge of delivering the letter reappeared.It sent the letter to Qi Qi twice before, but this time Qi Qi was out of town, so the little paper man had to send the letter to Zuo Qiuxing.Yan Jinyun liked these two people very much.It still smashed the window vigorously, or it spontaneously ignited after attracting everyone's attention, and then left a letter with a rather diplomatic tone on the windowsill.

How to say the content of this letter... For example, the original citizen of country C completed his studies in country C and successfully obtained the relevant certificates. Because of some kind of force majeure, the citizen now changes his nationality and becomes a ghost countryman.Then, his hard-earned degree was invalidated!This is so unfair, the certificates obtained by strength will be invalid?

Yan Jinyun said politely in the letter: "Your special office is unwilling to tell ordinary people about the existence of ghosts. We ghosts are willing to cooperate with your work and do not scare them in front of ordinary people. But respect is mutual, and we respect you. , you also have to respect us. You have to help solve this problem." The politeness was tough.

The Special Office has urgently called a meeting of people from the spiritual world.

Several Taoist priests and eminent monks agreed: "We believe that we should try our best to meet their reasonable demands. Although this big ghost named Hua Moshu has some kind of exercises to keep ghosts awake, we still have to It cannot be ignored. Ghosts exist because of obsession. If their obsession is not satisfied, they will inevitably lose control. Take Comrade Dang Mingxin as an example. His obsession is to serve the people. As long as he stays awake, this obsession It won't hurt ordinary people."

It's good that Yan Jinyun can keep the ghost awake.To make ghosts truly harmless, let them take the time to do something to eliminate their obsessions when they are awake.Mr. He's obsession is to promote Chinese studies?Okay!Just give him this platform!

Of course, Taoist priests and eminent monks also said: "If you encounter an evil spirit...an evil spirit appeared in Province H two years ago. The last obsession is to kill all the rich people in the world. Except for the rich second generation who bumped into and killed it, it even wanted to kill the little boss who set up a pancake stand in front of its house, which is very scary. For this kind of ghost, We will definitely not give it a chance, as long as we encounter it, we will find a way to eliminate it."

The head of the Special Office said: "Comrade Hua has helped us a lot. If the ghosts under his protection are like Dang Mingxin, He Zhong, and Gu Chengzong, who have never done anything bad and are not harmful to society, the people, or the country, then We are definitely willing to provide them with convenience. As for the evil spirits, even though Comrade Hua has not yet made a move, in his previous letter, he once said that if such evil spirits exist, he will never defend himself and will Clean up the portal as soon as possible."

"Isn't that good?" Zuo Qiuxing said.He was a junior and was not qualified to attend the meeting, but considering that Yan Jinyun seemed to be particularly optimistic about him and Qi Qi, the seniors also dragged him in on Yan Jinyun's matter.At this moment, Zuo Qiuxing had just said four words, and the eyes of all the seniors in the spirit world and the leaders of the Special Affairs Office were instantly focused.

Zuo Qiuxing has also secretly read a lot of political books these days. Seeing everyone looking at him, he was rarely nervous for a moment. After a slight pause, he continued, "Can we refer to the ethnic regional autonomy system for ethnic minorities?"

Let the ghosts govern the ghosts!Give ghosts full ghost power!There are eight items of autonomy, and Zuoqiu Xing picked out a few items to explain.One is the national legislative power, which is transferred to the ghosts so that the ghosts can formulate autonomous regulations and separate regulations.Of course, these regulations must first conform to our country's constitution.The third is financial and economic autonomy. If it is transferred to the ghosts, the finances of the ghosts are first-level finances, and they can even be classified as independent finances. Anyway, the living will never covet the money of the dead.The fifth is the right to organize public security forces, which is transferred to ghosts so that ghosts can build their own armed forces according to actual needs.

"Besides, ethnic minority cadres have the priority of appointment... I think that if you encounter ghosts like Comrade Dang Mingxin, you may not be able to invite them to join the Special Office as our colleagues in the future." After Zuo Qiuxing finished speaking, Taking a peek at the bosses present, seeing that the bosses were all silent, he quickly added: "I definitely don't mean to compare the ethnic minorities to ghosts, I just think this system is very genius, and a little modification will make it easier. Ready to use."

"You young people have ideas after all! I think this regional autonomy is very good!"

"I thought it was a difficult problem, but I didn't expect there to be homework to copy."

"Then let's do this. I'll make an application. Let's revise the rules and send a letter to Comrade Hua immediately."

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Now that the general policy was thought out, everyone settled He Zhong's matter without stopping.Although it was impossible to reissue his academic certificate, the Special Affairs Office arranged for a professor of Chinese studies from Huada University to speak out, affirming that Mr. He's statement was correct, and that the so-called master of Chinese studies was wrong.This professor of Chinese studies is a very personable person, and he will never talk nonsense. After carefully watching all the videos of Mr. He, he said sincerely: "Teacher He is my teacher."

You must know that this professor of Chinese studies is not an ordinary professor. He has a bunch of national titles on him, and he is a figure like a national treasure.Nowadays, such a professor praised Mr. He for his rich content, and Mr. He became famous immediately.Many people came here attracted by his reputation. After watching all his videos, some people said: "I thought the video explaining the "Tao Te Ching" would be boring, but I didn't expect Teacher He to speak so well! I listened to it without knowing it! "

Mr. He is full of knowledge. He never needs teaching plans in his lectures. He only needs to stand on the podium for a while, and he can grasp the knowledge from around 2000 at his fingertips.He can write poetry when he talks about rising up!He is best at five-character quatrains.

Dang Mingxin and Qi Qi are also going well here, they have already come into contact with that female ghost.They bought the old paintings.The store owner seemed very surprised why there was such a painting in his store suddenly, but this did not prevent him from charging a high price at all.

Qi Qi rolled up his sleeves and cut off two zeros from the price.At night, the female ghost appeared.

Qi Qi has been wondering why Dang Mingxin has the confidence to persuade that female ghost?You must know that it is a fierce ghost that has persisted since ancient times and has not disappeared!Such ghosts have such deep obsessions that it is often impossible to communicate with them normally.Under the influence of that kind of obsession that has lasted for hundreds of years, how could it listen to the party's nonsense!Qi Qi thought to himself, I'm afraid that female ghost will find Dang Ming upset, and then tear him up!

Qi Qi is ready to save Dang Mingxin from the female ghost at any time.

The female ghost was wearing a wedding gown that was as bright as blood. She looked extremely coquettish, but there was almost no sense in her eyes.Dang Mingxin quickly took out a pistol and slapped the female ghost with a single shot.Then, the female ghost's entire ghost image began to shake, like the flame of a candle. When a gust of wind blows, the candle flame is bright and dim, and it looks pitiful that it will not be extinguished.

Qi Qi felt the yin qi scattered in all directions.He is a living person, staying in this environment, even his bones seem to be chilled.He quickly chanted a mantra to dispel the Yin energy around him.Not long after, the female ghost's form stabilized again, she was still wearing a red wedding dress, but she didn't have that ominous feeling like blood, and she looked a lot more delicate.

Dang Mingxin turned on the signal jammer and said: "This big girl... Although you are an ancient person, but seeing the age of our ghost body, I ask you to call you a girl. You are relatively weak now, but your mind must have cleared up a lot ,Right?"

The female ghost nodded blankly.

"What's going on here?" Qi Qi asked in surprise.

"This gun was invented by my husband. It can convert the ghost energy of ghosts into other energies. Once the ghost energy is reduced, the degree to which the ghost is controlled by obsession will also decrease." Dang Mingxin quickly explained a few sentences, "My husband said that this gun is just a first-generation product. His ultimate goal is to invent a weapon that can transform all ghost energy into ghost quality."

Qi Qi was as dazed as the female ghost: "It sounds awesome, what's the reason?"

"Einstein's mass-energy equation!" Dang Mingxin said.

Dang Mingxin couldn't help but say a few more words, the first-generation gun can only deal with ordinary ghosts, while the ultimate gun can deal with all ghosts.Qi Qi silently calculated in his heart that a ghost like this female ghost is already the limit that he can deal with at present.At this moment, Qi Qi, a new star in the spirit world and a leader among his peers since childhood, bowed his head in shame.

Although the female ghost was a little clearer, she was obviously different from Dang Mingxin and the others.

Dang Mingxin believed that they were the weakest ghosts when they first became ghosts, so they had the most sanity remaining, and they looked no different from living people.The female ghost is much more powerful than them, and she has much less rationality left after death. Even if she is not controlled by her obsession at this time, her thoughts are still somewhat different from those of a real living person, and she feels a little bit like accepting death.

No matter what Dang Mingxin said, she still wanted her lover.

"In that case, you go back with me first, and I'll arrange a job for you. Even if you find a lover, the two of you must have a financial foundation if you want to live a good life, right? You go to work and get paid, and don't worry about it. Delaying you looking for him. The best result is that your career here is successful, and you also found him, and you will have a good career and love from now on!"

The female ghost thinks it makes sense.Back then, her lover had to go to the bookstore to copy books every day in order to make a living, and she hoped that he would come back sooner every day.When she earns money, she can keep her lover at home, and he won't have to go out to copy books anymore!

When Dang Mingxin was on the way back, Mr. He had trouble again!

A TV station sent a warm and sincere invitation to Mr. He, asking him to do a series of programs on TV!

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"Really let ghosts appear on the show? Isn't this a bit too..."

"The fourth item of autonomy is the autonomy of culture, language and writing, which allows it to develop culture, art, news, publishing, radio, film, television and other ghost cultural undertakings that will not frighten ordinary people and will not expose the existence of the spirit world. .”

"...All right."