my goldfinger is a cat

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he heard Lu Shang's phone ring.

And his mobile phone lay quietly on the table. He picked it up and opened it. There were 21 missed calls, five of which belonged to the counselor and sixteen belonged to Tan Qingyun.He thought about it, and first called the counselor to report that he was safe, and casually promised that he would definitely study hard in the future so as not to miss classes.

Call Ah Qing again, did this guy make so many calls when he found out that he was gone? This is true love. Hey~

"Beep" did not ring twice and it was connected.

"Ah Qing, why did you call me so many times?" Zhu Munan asked with a smile.

"Mulan, where did you die! No one answered your calls, and I'm almost exhausted moving house by myself!" A roar came from the phone.

The corner of Zhu Munan's mouth twitched: Alright, take back what you just said.

"I didn't bring my phone for something. Have you finished moving?"

"It's over, but paying the rent has spent all the money. Brother needs your help very much now!"

"Okay, how do I give it to you?"

"I'll get it from you tomorrow. If there is no card, I can only do it myself."

"...Call me tomorrow!"

"it is good!"

Originally, he wanted to hang up, but Zhu Munan suddenly thought of another thing.The subject changed and said, "Do you have a GV?"

Tan Qingyun replied cautiously: "Why do you ask that?"

He kept this matter well hidden, and usually painted secretly when his roommates were out.He is a straight straight man who only loves beautiful women.It's just a little rotten, like to watch boys do some shameful things.It's not that he hasn't tried to test himself to see if he's gay, he didn't even feel a thing when Mulan was in the shower and he deliberately broke into her and looked at her.What I think in my mind is: This figure is not bad, it can be my abstinence subject in the next manga!

Yes, he is a cartoonist.Because there are too few to read on the Internet, I draw some comics and write short stories and post them on my neck.I posted a little every now and then, and slowly accumulated more than 80 fans.The bib is simply his paradise, driving dirty with a group of like-minded people, couldn't be happier!

I would tell Mulan about everything, but I was too embarrassed to tell Mulan about this matter, but why did Mulan ask such a question?Could it be that something was discovered?

"I need!"

"Are you gay?" Tan Qingyun asked in shock.

"No, just tell me if you can get it!" Zhu Munan said impatiently.

Tan Qingyun faltered and said: "Well, that, yes!"

Although I lost a lot when I lost my computer, there are still a lot on the cloud disk.

"Well, that's good, bring it to me when you come tomorrow!"

"Do you want comics and novels? What type do you want? Ghost/animal, multi/p, human/beast, or something else?" Tan Qingyun said it smoothly.

"Bring them all, I don't see that you understand this very well!" Zhu Munan laughed.

Tan Qingyun really wanted to slap herself, if she didn't die, she wouldn't die!

A classroom in Area A of the School of Medicine

"Student, have you brought Zhenyun Libang?" Zhu Munan patted the shoulder of the boy sitting in front and asked.

The boy looked confused: "I didn't bring it!"

Vibrator?Was it the vibrator he was thinking of?

"If you don't wear it, don't keep shaking your legs, okay? This will affect our study." Zhu Munan complained expressionlessly.

The chairs in the front are connected to the table in the back, and when the person in front moves, the table in the back also moves.And the boy who was listening to music and reading while wearing earplugs had been shaking for half an hour.

Boy: "..."

Lu Shang covered his mouth and his shoulders shook.Want to laugh but can't laugh loudly, because I'm afraid it will disturb others.

Being "reminded" like this, I don't know how big the shadow area in this old man's heart is.

After 3 minutes, Lu Shang was still laughing non-stop, with tears in his eyes.

Zhu Munan couldn't take it anymore, and said: "When encountering funny things, the girl covers her mouth and smiles and passes it. Why can't you stop like an asthmatic donkey?"

Lu Shang's smile froze on his face.

"You actually called me a donkey!" Lu Shang was furious.

If you want to pinch him and beat him, the clothes are too thick and it won't hurt to pinch or beat him. It's me who hurts.So, Lu Shang put his cold hand directly on his neck as a punishment, making his neck a hand warmer!Of course, Zhu Munan couldn't let Lu Shang succeed, so he desperately resisted, and even threatened: "Don't act recklessly, it will affect others."

Lu Shang didn't care about him, and just used his hands and feet as well.

"Mulan, what are you doing?" A tall boy wrapped up in a ball stood at the door, and he was the one who made the voice.The sound was so loud that the ceiling shook three times.

Dozens of heads turned to where the boys were watching, and saw a boy sitting on another boy's lap at the back of the classroom, with his hands still on his neck, fried chicken was ambiguous!Some girls looked at them with strange eyes, covered their mouths and smiled and communicated in a low voice, and some even secretly took pictures with their mobile phones.

Lu Shang climbed off Zhu Munan's body with a flushed face, and raised the book up high to cover his face.Damn it, how embarrassing!

Zhu Munan continued to write his exercises calmly, as if what happened just now had never happened.

Tan Qingyun walked up to Zhu Munan, handed him a bulging backpack, and said in a low voice, "Here, I brought you all the GV comics and novels!".

But this guy's voice is already loud, no matter how low it is, it's almost as warm as an ordinary person's voice.What's more, in the classroom where needles can be heard, everyone is listening to the movement here.

Everyone: Fuck, do we know something extraordinary?

On the school post bar that day, there was a [Great God and same-sex couple flirting in public, suspected of learning GV] post was pinned to the top, and thousands of buildings were built in one night.

Most people offered their sincere blessings, only a few people did not support it, and a few homophobic factions stirred up the muddy water, so that the buildings were built higher and higher, and the situation became more and more serious.But the two parties didn't know anything about it. They only felt that the eyes of the people were a little strange, but they didn't go into it.Even if I found out later, I didn't care about it. This kind of thing is getting worse and worse. It's better to wait for it to subside naturally.This is something later, let’s not stop for now, let’s go back to the main text.

Zhu Munan took the backpack without tears, and now he can't even pretend not to know this product.

Dragging the culprit out of the classroom, he asked helplessly, "Why didn't you call me when you came? And how do you know which classroom I am in?"

"As soon as I arrived at the school gate, I met Tiantian, and she told me that she saw you here. So I wanted to surprise you!"

"Scared!" Zhu Munan rolled his eyes and said.

"Is this your friend with a loud voice that was stolen?" Lu Shang also came out, pointing at Tan Qingyun and asked curiously.

Tan Qingyun punched Mulan in the chest dissatisfied, and said, "Mulan, is this how you introduced me to your new classmates?"

Zhu Munan rubbed his chest, and asked the sky speechlessly, why are all my friends violent?

Lu Shang grinned and said, "I heard it when you guys were talking on the phone. The voice is so loud that it's hard to pretend you can't hear me."

Tan Qingyun: "..."

I was born with a loud voice, is it my fault?

Zhu Munan briefly introduced each other, and they went back to the dormitory.

When he arrived at the dormitory, Zhu Munan dumped the contents of his backpack on the table. There were various comic novels and a USB flash drive.According to Ah Qing, there are more than ten different types of GVs installed in the USB flash drive.The covers of many comics are simple and crude, and directly draw two naked men, which is extremely shameful.

Zhu Munan expressed his satisfaction. As far as this cover is concerned, he thinks that Uncle Yu will also be satisfied.Although that plane has not yet entered the era of electricity, it doesn't matter that the solar charging treasure can come in turn, not to mention there are comic novels!

"How did you get the GV?" Lu Shang said with a reddish face, "It's hard to find this thing. The ones on the Internet are either sold as sheep's clothing or have a virus and cannot be downloaded."

Tan Qingyun said vaguely: "Well, someone else found it. How about you take a look?"

He asked curiously, "What are you using it for?"

Zhu Munan picked some relevant things to talk to him, of course, he didn't say anything about the planes for the time being.It's not that he can't trust his character, but that he can't trust his voice.

Tan Qingyun has a straightforward personality. If you discuss issues with him in public places, others can always "unintentionally" hear them.Because he can't control his volume all the time.The effect is not much different from the effect of public speaking, and it is well known anyway.

I remember when he was in a hot pot restaurant in junior high school, he found an ugly bald middle-aged man and a coquettish woman in her 20s sitting next to him, and the man was groping the woman's thigh.So he whispered to Ah Qing: "Ah Qing, look to the left, there is another juicy cabbage being pushed by a pig!"

Ah Qing turned her head abruptly, and said, "Damn it, what cabbage was gouged by a pig!"

The bald man's hands froze, and the lively atmosphere in the restaurant froze in an instant!

Zhu Munan burst into tears, won't you keep your voice down?

There are too many similar things to enumerate, if I don't talk about it, I will cry if I talk about it!

Anyway, he thought it was a miracle that Ah Qing was able to survive until now.

……

"Okay, buddy, this kind of good thing happened to you! I got some of the sheep back!" Tan Qingyun laughed.

Very good, there is one more person who divides the sheep!

He patted his chest and said, "In the future, you will still need this kind... Even if you tell me, brother, there are not so many of them!"

After thinking about it, I felt it was inappropriate, so I added another sentence: "I have a way to find it."

Lu Shang and Zhu Munan nodded silently.

"By the way, what were you doing in the classroom just now?" Tan Qingyun asked curiously.

It’s okay if you don’t talk about it, but when you talk about it, Lu Shang gets angry, “It’s all your fault, now we can’t clean up by jumping into the Yellow River!”

Tan Qingyun spread her hands and said it was not intentional.

Zhu Munan patted Lu Shang's head pityingly, and said, "Just get used to it!"

I think that's how he came here back then!

Lu Shang: Can you get used to this kind of thing?

"Mulan, I'm starving to death, have you bought my steamed fish?" Suddenly, a lazy voice sounded.

I almost forgot that there is a lazy cat nesting in the dormitory and refusing to go out.

"Hey, is there anyone else in your dormitory?"