my goldfinger is a cat

"Zhu Munan, Zhu Munan, I didn't expect you to be such a Zhu Munan!" Lu Shang rolled his eyes.

"Normal men have some physiological needs. Isn't it normal to watch a pornographic film or something? What's more, he is an uncle who has been with his left and right hands for more than [-] or [-] years!" Zhu Munan said nonchalantly.

"I'm convinced!" Lu Shang patted Zhu Munan's shoulder, "Young people are very rich!"

He said cheaply and authentically: "The sheep in exchange must be divided into half for me!"

Zhu Munan: "..."

At this moment, the disheveled Hei Bao came out from the grass and shouted, "I want a third too!"

"I want your grandma to have a leg!" Lu Shang roared, "Where did you go when you were watching the wind?"

Now he has completely forgotten Hei Bao's inhuman means of revenge.I just remember that a certain pig teammate was supposed to be on the lookout, but the enemy came to the rear, but they were still lying on the wall with their buttocks up and peeking at the fat sheep without knowing it.I don't know how long I was stared at by that gay~

Hei Bao was stunned by the yelling, it didn't expect this human being to dare to yell at him.Is it because Master Cat doesn't show his power, you treat me like a ball of mud, pinch it if you want!

Zhu Munan knelt down and gently smoothed Hei Bao's hair, and said with a half-hearted smile, "Where did you go just now?"

Hei Bao shuddered, holding a

The paw swears to the sky: "I really didn't walk away on purpose. I was looking out for you, but there was a fat cat who didn't know what to do and wanted to tease me by virtue of being bigger than me. Master cat is so easy to mess with Is it? I wanted to teach it an unforgettable lesson, and as soon as I got my paw down, it ran away crying and screaming. This is just the beginning, how can I run away, so I chased after it."

Then he said triumphantly: "Guess what, I chased after Uncle Yu's house and found a good thing!"

"It's right in front, follow me!" Seeing the expressions of disbelief on both of them, Hei Bao decided to speak with facts.

Three minutes later, Lu Shang, Zhu Munan and Hei Bao came under a dead tree.

"It's right here!" He said and started digging.

With three strokes, he pulled out a piece of reddish-brown wood the size of a palm, and pushed it in front of the two of them like offering a treasure.

Boxy, flat cut, beautiful texture and pleasant aroma.

"Is this Jiangxiang?" Zhu Munan asked while touching the wood.

"There are a lot of fragrant incense here, and this quality is suitable for use as a table cushion!" Lu Shang said with a curl of his lips.

Dalbergia is the root heartwood of Dalbergia sandalwood, commonly known as pressure wood and rosewood.It has the effect of stopping bleeding and removing blood stasis, is a spice, and can also be made into high-end furniture.In recent years, the price has fluctuated quite a lot, ranging from one or two hundred yuan to four to five thousand yuan per catty.It also depends on the quality of the place of origin. After all, "Oranges grown in Huainan are oranges, and oranges grown in Huaibei are oranges."

"How do you know? This piece of wood is used by Uncle Yu's family to pad the table." Hei Bao asked in surprise.

Zhu Munan: "..."

Lu Shang: "..."

Lying exercise, it is really used to pad the table!

But at Uncle Yu's house at this time, a fat cat jumped up and down to avoid Uncle Yu's broom that followed him like a shadow, screaming endlessly.

The reason why Fat Cat was beaten was because the wood used to support the table was missing, and the delicate tea set that should have been placed on the table was broken to the ground. Uncle Yu believed that Fat Cat did it.It's not without reason that he made such a judgment, this fat cat always likes to collect things!From small keys to large shoes, you can always find your lost things in its nest.

I'm always used to it, but now my aunt can bear it and my uncle can't, so the brat should hit it!

Uncle Yu has always liked this tea set, because this tea set is the same as someone's.Originally, he planned to use a set of tea sets to hook up with someone, but he was robbed first!It's also bastard to see that Mung Bean has caught his eye. Uncle Yu has experienced that the one he loves gets married, and the groom is not his drama.Leave the tea set that has not been sent out, and use it to make tea every day, just as an excuse.

In the end, it was broken. Uncle Yu said that his heart had been broken into a QR code like the tea set on the ground.

……

"Don't you feel anything?" Hei Bao asked Lu Shang.

Lu Shang shook his head.

"Is it really a baby?" Zhu Munan asked.

He felt that Hei Bao was not very reliable at ordinary times, but he should not be aimless.

Hei Bao murmured: "Maybe it's hidden too deep, the rosette can't detect it."

As he said that, he ignited the Jiangxiang, and a strong fragrance came to his nostrils in an instant.

Hei Bao explained to the two while burning it: "There is something here, which is matched with the rosette. With it, we can go to any plane we want."

"You said the same thing when you found the lotus seat." Zhu Munan said quietly.

"Uh, is that so?" Hei Bao scratched his head and said, "The combination of the two is more stable! This is the difference between a 60-point test and a 90-point test. Although they both passed, the latter is definitely better than the former."

"Does that mean we can go?" Lu Shang asked.

They've been here for so long, and they don't know what the chaos will be if they are found missing in the dormitory.

Hei Bao nodded: "Yeah!"

"Big brother, are you over there?" At this moment, a clear and tender voice sounded in the distance.

"Yeah, how did you find Xiao Liu?" Lu Shang said.

"I didn't see you at the bonfire party, so I came here. Is the bonfire party boring?" Xiao Liu rode Archie and arrived in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.

"No, it's very lively." Lu Shang said, "We're leaving, please bid farewell to everyone on our behalf!"

"Although I miss you very much, I know that you are not from this world, and you will leave sooner or later." Xiao Liu blinked.

Ah, how did this kid know?

"This is our little secret, don't tell it!" Lu Shang stretched out his little finger, wanting to make an agreement with Xiao Liu.

"But everyone in our village knows about it!" Xiao Liu said in distress.

Lu Shang fell suddenly.

"How do you know?" Zhu Munan asked curiously.

Although their origins are somewhat unreasonable, will they get lost on the lotus leaves if they get lost?But the villagers' brains are too big, no matter how bizarre the setting is, they can accept it!

"There are only dozens of families in the village, just like what grandpa said, you can hear farting at the head of the village and the end of the village. Many people say that if you can give them something they are satisfied with, they are willing to exchange it with you." Xiao Liu said: "It's not just Yu The sheep from Uncle’s house, the spices from Sister Xue’s house, and the wine from Aunt Ning’s house are also excellent.”

In other words, everyone knows what happened at Uncle Yu's house?

Xiao Liu said goodbye to everyone, and rode away on Archie, who had been sneezing violently since just now.The dog's nose is too sharp to bear such a strong smell.

At this time, the Jiangxiang was also burned out, leaving a crystal clear... marble?

Hei Bao rolled the marbles and said, "This is a Buddhist bead, and it complements the lotus seat."

Is it because animals like cats can't resist round things?The two basketballs at home were played by it until it leaked air!

Lu Shang touched the slightly hot pendant and said, "What should I do next?"

Hei Bao said: "Give me the lotus seat, I'll do it!"

He added: "Now I can ask for a third of the sheep, right?"

Zhu Munan and Lu Shang nodded.

It can't eat much with such a large amount of sheep, and they will not eat it by then.

Seeing that everyone agreed, Hei Bao put the lotus seat and prayer beads together contentedly, and a ray of light shot out from his eyes.

The surrounding scene changed, and it turned out that they had already entered another plane.

A crescent moon is printed on the sparkling lake, and the shore of the lake is covered with dense Polygonum multiflorum.

The scenery is beautiful, but...it's not the place I want to go.

"What are you doing?" Lu Shang asked with a dark face.

Hei Bao said haha: "The scenery here is so beautiful~~~"

As he spoke, he looked around, as if he was looking for something.

"Are you looking for this thing?" A voice sounded.

I saw a snake and scorpion about 1.7 meters high with a beautiful face holding a collar with a bell hanging on it.

Hei Bao's eyes flashed with excitement, and he said straight: "It's mine, it's mine!"

"If you want, just return my baby!" the femme fatale said expressionlessly.

Hei Bao's pupils shrank into a straight line in an instant, and all the hair on his body stood on end.

This is a sign that Hei Bao is really angry.

Sure enough, Hei Bao started fighting without saying a word.Its speed reached the extreme, only phantoms were seen, and the femme fatale had no power to fight back.Hei Bao cursed while beating: "I told you to bargain, I told you to make conditions for me!"

Femme fatale: Why does this cat seem to have taken a stimulant, its fighting power doubled!Looks like I need a dog leash~~~

Zhu Munan: My wish has come true, the battle between Hei Bao and the femme fatale is really exciting!But this cat collar is what it calls a treasure?No wonder he always heard the bell ringing before and thought it was a hallucination.

Lu Shang: It turns out that Black Treasure is so powerful in combat!I will mess with it less in the future!

Hei Bao took the collar and asked the snake and scorpion about the secret of the shell.All kinds of horrific "tortures" were used, and it took a lot of effort to reveal the secret of the shell.In fact, it's not a secret, the femme fatale only knows that this shell is called a blood shell, which is awesome, but she doesn't know exactly how awesome it is.

Throwing aside the spoiled femme fatale, she looked back.Zhu Munan was scooping water with big leaves, and Lu Shang was digging Polygonum multiflorum along the vines.

The corner of Hei Bao's mouth twitched: "Is it alright?"

"Immediately, immediately!" The two replied in unison.

After 1 minute, everyone returned to the familiar dormitory, leaving only the femme fatale who was foaming at the mouth.