my goldfinger is a cat

first day missing

In a cozy house, a couple is having dinner around a round wooden table.This beautiful and mature woman is Lu Shang's mother Qin Qing, and the wise middle-aged man wearing rimless glasses is Lu Shang's father Lu Wei.

"Old Lu, where do you think Xiaolu can go?" Qin Qing said worriedly: "The counselor said he didn't go to class all day, and he didn't see anyone at school, so he won't be kidnapped!"

Lu Wei calmly stretched his chopsticks towards the messy dishes on the plate in front of him, and said: "Stop watching soap operas, there are so many dramatic things in life, he may just have something urgent and didn't have time to say hello!"

"Little Lu has been very obedient since he was a child, and he has never been in any trouble. He probably won't have any grudges with anyone!" Qin Qingshi put down her chopsticks without knowing what to do, and rested her chin.

But I was complaining in my heart: This dish is too unpalatable, I can't swallow it!I really don't know how Lao Lu could eat it without changing his expression?

"I didn't get into any trouble, it's just that the kindergarten specially lifted the skirt of the little girl, the primary school broke the front teeth of the same table, and the junior high school tied a bunch of balloons to the body to fly into the sky, but it got stuck on the tree and alarmed the fire officers and soldiers. In high school, all the wires in the house were dismantled and reorganized, and the circuit caught fire and the house was burned down." Lu Wei said expressionlessly.

Qin Qing: "..."

Is it really okay for your son to be so dark?Although he did do these things~

"Call his classmates and friends tomorrow, and call the police if you still can't find it!" Lu Wei put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth with a paper towel.

He said again: "It's a bit salty, put less salt next time."

Then he got up and went to the study.

He still has a bunch of test papers that he hasn't finished correcting yet!Recently, several students' grades have dropped sharply. I don't know if it is because they are in a relationship.Hey, these students really make the teacher worry.

……

In a rental house near the C campus branch of L City Medical College, various cardboard boxes, suitcases, and clothes were placed in a mess.Among them, a cardboard box has been opened, and a pile of comic books are neatly placed inside.On the top, "The World's First Love" and "Innocent Romance" came into view.

A 180 cm tall boy with a strong build and a straight piggie was lying on the bed exhaustedly.

After a long while, he slowly took out his mobile phone and climbed onto the scarf skillfully.

Made a scarf.

"The computer was stolen, and I will update the manga in a month. Lanshou Shiitake, come and comfort this baby. /Crying loudly/"

As soon as the scarf came out, there was a lot of crying.

There is a wolf in the house: Fuck me, who is so hateful, dare to steal my husband's computer. /anger/ Be careful that the 180G calcium tablets, small h texts, and small h comics in the computer let you see kidney deficiency!

I am unhappy: "The Sweet Daily Life of Gaobing" is my spiritual food, how can I live without it! ?

A fighter in Xueba: If the thief finds out that the h manga in it was drawn by Ah Qing, there may be some strange news on the Internet, such as [Shocked, a man was hiding in a college and drew gay H manga], [A certain college boy did it for Earn living expenses and become a Danmei h cartoonist], [Boys are hungry and thirsty, self-drawing Danmei Xiaohuangman to satisfy their greedy days] / Erha/ Erha / 123 Pulling carrots: Distressed... It seems that I have to say goodbye to Gaobing for a while up! /Bye bye/Floating Life Day: Come on, the master and the biscuit have just entered the period of passionate love, and it is getting hot!So it can be so impotent!

Great attack on selflessness: Ah Qing, you will be punished if you do this~

Love to eat biscuits: Don't stop, it's just a computer!Come, tell me what brand you want and I'll send it to you!

Otaku is not an otaku: Grab a local tyrant, hello local tyrant, let's be friends with local tyrant! /Shake hands/The male god is me and I am the male god: Seeing you are so pitiful, I will try my best to comfort you!Tell me, whatever pose you want, I can satisfy you! /tsundere face/...

After turning through more than 2000 comments from beginning to end, few of them are serious.Secretly complained about this group of old drivers who have no lower limit of morality, and drove when they disagreed!

Depressedly exit the interface and open the address book.Find a number whose remark is "Mulan" and dial it.

"Beep beep" rang for a long time, but no one answered.

"What's the matter with Mulan? He didn't answer the phone after calling more than a dozen times. Could it be that he was dragged home by some man to play in prison?" Tan Qingyun murmured, "It's fine if you don't help me move. After paying the rent of 8000 yuan, I will eat dirt in the future, so how about lending me the money?"

At this time, in another plane, Lu Shang and Zhu Munan, who were missed by everyone, were eating roasted whole lamb without any image, and their mouths were full of oil.

While eating, Lu Shang said, "It's delicious. I've never eaten such delicious mutton. It's tender and crispy. It's so delicious that my tongue almost swallows it!"

Zhu Munan nodded in agreement: "To eat such delicious roasted whole lamb, this trip is worthwhile!"

As he spoke, he tore off another large piece of meat.

"Save some for me!" Lu Shang said angrily, "Are you a pig? Eat so much!"

"I'm Zhu, isn't my surname Zhu!"

Lu Shang: "..."

Hei Bao didn't pay attention to elegance, and devoured the mutton in the bowl, fearing that someone would snatch the food.

Xiao Qi walked over with a leg of lamb.Sitting side by side with the two and the cat, he asked with a smile, "Brother, is the sheep from Uncle Yu's family particularly delicious?"

The two nodded at the same time, and Hei Bao also shook his tail to express his affirmation.

Xiao Qi looked around and didn't see the colorful pheasant, so he asked with peace of mind: "Then do you think the pheasant is better, or the mutton from Uncle Yu's family is better?"

"Uh, each has its own merits!"

"What does Qianqiu mean? A swing?"

"No, what Qianqiu means is that each has its own characteristics."

"Oh!" Xiao Qi nodded with a half understanding.

Lu Shang looked at the men and women who were singing and dancing in front of him, a trace of melancholy flashed on his red face illuminated by the fire.

"I don't know if I can eat such delicious mutton in the future."

"Big brother, you can come here often if you want to eat!"

"Don't worry! If you want to eat, I will bring you here again!" Zhu Munan said.

Lu Shang licked his lips and said, "It seems like I'm the only one who wants to eat."

"Well, we can take a few back home, so we can eat them for a long time!"

"Yes!"

Lu Shang's eyes lit up, he excitedly grabbed Xiao Qi's hand and asked, "Do you sell the sheep from Uncle Yu's house?"

Xiaoqi's hand holding the leg of lamb was suddenly grabbed, and the leg of lamb almost shook and fell off.

"Sell!" He rolled his eyes and said, "As long as you can afford the money or exchange it with something of equivalent value."

Lu Shang sat back down in frustration.

He only wore a set of pajamas and nothing else. It seemed that he couldn't take the sheep back.Ma Ma, forgive me for being unfilial, such delicious food can only be enjoyed by myself.

"Can Bi Lingzi be changed?" Zhu Munan threw away the bone and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

"Of course, Bi Lingzi is very precious!"

"How many sheep can be exchanged for one?"

"I don't know, no one has ever exchanged it for food." Xiao Qi shook his head and said, "There have never been many Bi Lingzi in the lotus pond. You are lucky to get it. See it!"

"It seems that Bi Lingzi is very precious, so don't trade it for this! You can bring some things that Uncle Yu needs in exchange when you come back later." Lu Shang hiccupped.

"Of course, you think I'm stupid! If a few bleating sheep suddenly appeared in the dormitory, how would others feel?"

A young and beautiful woman saw the two of them sitting by the bonfire, and warmly invited them, "Handsome, let's dance together!"

"No, I can't dance."

"I can't dance either."

"Come on, come on, it's easy." He said and wanted to hold the hands of the two of them.

As a result, two oily paws were touched, and the girl's pretty face twisted slightly.

Lu Shang said awkwardly: "Hehe, I just ate roast lamb and haven't wiped my hands yet!"

Zhu Munan withdrew his hand, looked at Lu Shang and asked, "I'm going to pee, are you going?"

"go."

"Meow~" Hei Bao is going too!

Hei Bao climbed up to the top of his head along Hei Munan's legs.

So the girl watched the two of them leave with one cat.

Some vague conversations could be heard in the distance.

"Don't put the oil on your hands on my clothes!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

"Hahaha~"

"Meow"

"Hei Bao, I will be bald in the future because of you! Come down quickly!"

……

Inside the low wall, a group of fat and strong goats are eating hay leisurely, unaware that there are two people who covet themselves outside the wall.

Zhu Munan elbowed Lu Shang, and asked softly, "What are we doing here?"

"Step on the spot, oh no! It should be said to be a close observation."

"Why observe them? Just know they are delicious!"

In the end why should I follow curiously~~~

"Observe them to know which sheep is better!"

"What are you doing here?" At this moment, a deep voice sounded from behind.

The two of them froze and looked back.A tall middle-aged man stood behind the two of them, it turned out to be Uncle Yu!

"Uncle Yu, hello! Goodbye, Uncle Yu, we have something to go first." Lu Shang said with a stiff smile.

This dead black treasure, tell it to let the wind out, but someone came and didn't find it!

"I'm fine, I want to know what you are doing outside my sheepfold?"

"Your sheep is so delicious, so let's see what it looks like and how it is different from other sheep!" Zhu Munan said.

This answer is perfect, praise for my wit!

"Then what's the trick?"

"It seems to be fatter!" Lu Shang replied honestly.

Uncle Yu: "..."

"It's like this. We like your sheep very much, so we want to exchange something with you for the sheep." Zhu Munan said, "I don't know what you want."

"I don't need anything but a wife." Uncle Yu shrugged.

Lu Shang took a step back and said, "We can't help you with this!"

"Do you like men or women?" Zhu Munan asked.

Lu Shang pointed at Zhu Munan with trembling fingers, "What do you want?"

Uncle Yu replied in surprise: "Man, you want to..."

As he spoke, he looked at him carefully.

Zhu Munan felt goosebumps all over his body, and said quickly, "Don't worry, we definitely didn't sacrifice ourselves."

Uncle Yu nodded slightly disappointed.

Zhu Munan said again: "It's about men...you will definitely like it."

"If I am satisfied with what you bring, I will definitely exchange it with you."

"Okay, it's a deal!"

On the way back to Xiaoliu's house, Lu Shang asked curiously, "What do you want to exchange with him?"

I couldn't ask directly just now, but I was really curious, what can satisfy a person who only wants a wife?

Zhu Munan whispered in Lu Shangdi's ear, "Calcium tablets."