my goldfinger is a cat

Knowing that Zhu Munan was back, Hei Bao didn't move his body, but lazily rested his furry head on the box, and didn't open his eyes.

"Hey, did you bring the cat to the dormitory?" Tan Qingyun asked.

Before Zhu Munan could answer, he rubbed Hei Bao's head and said, "Were you talking just now, little Hei Hei?"

Hei Bao opened his eyes, and angrily waved his troubled hands away, "Master is called Hei Bao, not Xiao Hei Hei!"

I hate sleep being disturbed the most!Anyone who disturbs Master Cat's sleep has no little chirp! ! !

"Who was talking just now?" Tan Qingyun turned her head to Zhu Munan, her voice trembling slightly.

"Would you believe me if I said I was talking?" Zhu Munan asked.

Tan Qingyun looked at Zhu Munan fixedly, without saying a word.

Zhu Munan sighed, and said, "I planned to tell you later, but now..."

Then slowly said: "As you can see, it is what the black cat beside you said."

Tan Qingyun's jaw dropped to the ground in shock, and she couldn't close it for a long time.

He has seen this cat many times at Mulan's house, and every time he sees it, it is very normal and ordinary, but he did not expect it to be a cat demon.His outlook on the world and life of the past 20 years was shattered to nothing at this moment.

Lu Shang asked worriedly, "Is he all right?"

"It's okay, just take it easy."

Hei Bao ignored Tan Qingyun in front of him, shook his hair, stretched his waist, walked gracefully towards Zhu Munan, and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he jumped onto the table.

Tan Qingyun still stayed where she was, only her eyeballs moved with Hei Bao's movements.

It took a while to recover, pointing at Zhu Munan angrily and complaining: "You actually hid a cat demon at home and didn't tell me, but I treated it like an ordinary cat for so long like a fool!"

"It's not good for you to know these strange things, but it will affect your normal life." Zhu Munan said.

"Humph, it's all an excuse!" Tan Qingyun said, "I don't care, you want to lend me two days to play."

The cat demon is also a rare encounter, so you have to play enough.

"If Hei Bao agrees, I will definitely not object." Zhu Munan shrugged.

This guy has recovered so quickly, and he still wants to play with Mr. Cat, can he use it for playing?At that time, I'm afraid it's not you playing it but it playing you.

Tan Qingyun's big eyes full of excitement met Heibao's green eyes, one second, two seconds, three seconds... He moved his eyes away, and looked at Heibao with a feeling of being stared at by a beast, and his hairs stood on end.

Sure enough, it's not easy to become a master!It's important to save your life, so don't provoke it yourself!

Hei Bao stomped one foot between the legs of the protagonist on the cover of the manga, looked at Tan Qingyun and said in distaste: "Slutty!"

Tan Qingyun tightened her fists, as if that foot was stepping on her own balls.

Then I felt that Hei Bao, who was wearing a bell collar and stepped on a small H book, showed a disgusted expression unexpectedly, what should I do! ?By the way, doesn't he have M potential?Ahhh~ No matter what, he has decided that the theme of his next manga will be "The Shameful Daily Life of the Cat Demon and His Master".

Tan Qingyun took out her mobile phone and quickly recorded the classic scene of Heibao.

Pick out four, and send a scarf with a paragraph of text.

"Bet a bag of spicy sticks, this cat must be Tsundere Gong. [Meow]"

Comments are coming soon below.

The fighter among Xueba: Haha, I grabbed the sofa, and the screenshots are proof.

fighting: The cat is so cute, I bet it is a cute beast.

What is White White: Am I the only one who discovered what the cat was stepping on?

Master Cat: Cats really know how to pick the point 2333

Fallen leaves: The cat os told you to read the little h book and ignore me, believe it or not, I will step on your egg next time! ! !

I'm Da Zong Gong: I bet two packs of spicy sticks are Tsundere Gong, and you take the initiative.

Lanlan Laogong: Tsk tsk, Ah Qing is obviously a slut, okay!

Egg Broken Bird Wuhen: The cat said, "You are not allowed to read the little h book anymore, I am much more beautiful than the people in the book. At night I become a human, you can use any pose you want!" But at night, a The cat-eared man entered Ah Qing from behind, and asked as he moved, "Do you like this posture?"

I love tofu: Suddenly the cat turned into a naked boy, and Ah Qing became so animalistic that he jumped on it.I thought I could have a good time, but the half-way boy suddenly changed back to his original form.As a result, it broke, exploded, and both sides suffered!

Do not understand the darkness of night during the day: The comments above are poisonous!

The fighter in Xueba: Yaoyao Ling?I want to call the police, there are a few old drivers racing here.

Stepping on the snow and looking for plums: Every time I read a comment, it's like reading a novel [cover my face].

……

Tan Qingyun was scolded by Hei Bao as "slutty", not only did not fight back, but instead took pictures of Hei Bao, and now she is smiling silly at her mobile phone.

This is not normal!

"Ah Qing, what are you doing?" Zhu Munan asked.

"Do it!" Tan Qingyun said without raising her head.

Lu Shang, Zhu Munan, Hei Bao: "..."

In the silence, Tan Qingyun raised her head and found that three pairs of eyes were staring at her.

Pills, driving regardless of venue, the old driver's nature has been exposed!

Maybe he can save it again.

"I mean I didn't do anything, I just played with my phone!" Tan Qingyun shook her phone awkwardly.

Zhu Munan nodded indiscriminately, but he was still debating whether to tell Tan Qingyun about the plane.Accepting the setting of the cat demon, the plane estimated that he would also accept it soon.

Forget it, wait until the right time to talk about it!

Lu Shang patted his head suddenly and said, "I almost forgot, I still have to buy sheets!"

After a pause, he looked at Zhu Munan again and said, "I don't want to be your mother anymore!"

I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a mother, this is absolutely unbearable!

Tan Qingyun poked Zhu Munan curiously with her finger, and asked him what it meant, but Zhu Munan ignored him.

Zhu Munan said with a dull expression: "Let's go together, let's go eat first."

He dug a hole by himself, even if he was kneeling, he would jump into it.

Everyone agreed.Zhu Munan warned Hei Bao not to speak when he saw someone when he went out, and Tan Qingyun not to discuss Hei Bao's affairs, so the three of them and one cat took their wallets and went out.

Along the way, Tan Qingyun's loud voice and Hei Bao's occasional poking of the head attracted frequent glances from passers-by.

Under the attention of passers-by, everyone came to Wang Po's hot pot restaurant.

"Ha, cool!" Tan Qingyun laughed as she picked up a piece of red beef offal.

In front of them was a hot pot covered with red chili oil, and the boiling bubbles kept rolling the meat slices back and forth.The red chili with green vegetables and the fresh and tender beef offal are very appetizing at first glance!

In the past, he and Ah Qing often visited this restaurant, because this restaurant not only has delicious hot pot, but also the waiters are very attentive, and the key waiter is a beautiful woman.Therefore, the business of this store is very hot, and there is no place if you come late.

The three of them gasped and ate hard while burying their heads.It was so delicious, Lu Shang refused to eat it at first, saying that he couldn't eat spicy food, but in the end he ate it more happily than anyone else!

Hei Bao scratched his ears and cheeks at the plate in front of him, and wanted to stretch out his paws to touch the meat from time to time.Wanting to eat but unable to eat, Hei Bao was so anxious that Hei Bao circled around the plate, because it was too hot and Hei Bao couldn't eat it!Facts have proved that even a refined cat is afraid of scalding its tongue!

Seeing this scene, Tan Qingyun laughed and took a picture of it and gave it a scarf.

"I'm eating hot pot with my friends, Hei Bao is afraid of burning his tongue. [laugh cry]"

Immediately, it attracted a wave of wonderful comments from old drivers.

Tan Qingyun turned into a like madman, giving comments one by one.Alas, these guys are so fucking talented!

Hei Bao became angry from embarrassment, and someone dared to make fun of him if he couldn't eat it.With a flying kick, the mobile phone in Tan Qingyun's hand was kicked away.

With a "plop", Tan Qingyun watched helplessly as her mobile phone, which had been with her for a year and three months, fell into the water glass.

after three seconds

"Ahhh~ my mobile phone!" Tan Qingyun fished out her beloved mobile phone from the water with tears in her eyes, and wiped it dry with her clothes.

"Don't turn it on yet..." Before Zhu Munan could finish speaking, Tan Qingyun turned on the phone impatiently.

Seeing the familiar logo light up on the screen, Tan Qingyun's heart was relieved, and a smile broke out on the corner of her mouth.However, within three seconds, the screen of the phone went black again.

WTF!what happened?Tan Qingyun was stunned.

At this time, Hei Bao was happily eating the meat in his bowl, completely ignoring someone's wailing.

The meat is cold and ready to eat, meow!

"Brother, sorry!" Lu Shang said sympathetically, "You must know that Hei Bao is not to be messed with. My quilt that was broken into rags is a heavy lesson!"

"You can't turn on your phone right away after it's dropped in water, it will burn out!" Zhu Munan said in a deep voice, "Don't worry, I'll give you an identical phone."

Pets are always blamed by the shit shoveler!

"Can I replace it with an iPhone 7?"

"roll!"

……

Zhu Lu and Hei Bao ate to their heart's content, and walked out of the hot pot restaurant feeling their chubby bellies.

Only Tan Qingyun looked constipated, and lost her appetite after the phone fell out of water.He was thinking about his recent bad luck, whether it is time to go to the temple to pray to get rid of bad luck.

Tan Qingyun got the mobile phone Zhu Munan bought and left.It is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, so he decided to go to the temple to worship immediately.If you drag it on any longer, you may encounter some unlucky things again!

Zhu Munan accompanied Lu Shang to buy quilt covers and blankets.Neither of them is the kind of person who likes to go shopping, just find a store and buy everything.

When passing by a pet store, Hei Bao's paw pointed to the window and said, "I want the pumpkin house inside!"

The two saw that it was a pet store, and there was a pumpkin in the window that was slightly bigger than a basketball.Yellow, with a cut along the longitudinal stripes, it looks cute.

He felt a little guilty for wronging Hei Bao to sleep in a shoe box these two days.

Zhu Munan went in and asked the price to buy it.But Hei Bao is obviously also interested in other things, barking non-stop at cat climbing frames, toy balls and so on.Zhu Munan had no choice but to buy them together, and the two of them walked out of the pet shop with their hands full of things under the smiling eyes of the salesperson.

Hei Bao lay comfortably in Zhu Munan's hat.Meow, I am so happy to go out today!