[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Xu Bai returned to the Huashan School with no expression on his face, and soon everyone in the Huashan School knew that he was about to become a father.

Among them, the White Snake was the most annoyed when she heard the news. She had cultivated Xu Baijin for a long time, but somehow she was given the pre-emption by a mermaid!

The White Snake immediately went to Qin Niang angrily, and asked Qin Niang, the future mother-in-law, to vent her anger on her behalf.But after Qin Niang heard the cause and effect, she didn't know what to do. If she went to scold Xu Baijin for provoking the mermaid, but Xu Baijin just urinated!Who knew you could get pregnant by peeing?

Xiaoqing and White Snake were in the same group, and when she saw this, she came up with an idea for White Snake. Xiaoqing said, "Sister, I have a solution. Let's kill that mermaid right now, and by the way, even the baby in her stomach will be killed." Kill them together!"

"No, your method is useless." Among the people gathered in the small courtyard of Xu's family to watch the excitement, someone suddenly objected to Xiaoqing's idea.

Xiaoqing turned her head and stared, and found that the opponent was the thin boy's father. She asked angrily, "Why is it useless?"

"Because obviously, Brother Xu and the mermaid are frightened outside the body. This is the way most fish reproduce. In this way, the embryos are scattered in the water in the form of frightened eggs to grow freely, and they will spread everywhere. Yes." The thin boy's father popularized science for everyone.

"So even if you go and kill the mermaid, it and Brother Xu's many descendants will still exist in that lake." The thin boy's father specially emphasized the word "many".

"The more important thing is..." The thin boy's father said with compassion: "You haven't even seen what the mermaid looks like, how can you find it? Are you going to take all the mermaids in the lake?" Kill them all?"

"This..." Xiaoqing was left speechless by the thin boy's father. She blinked her eyes and had to humbly ask the thin boy's father for advice: "Then what should we sisters do? We can't let my sister do it for no reason. I suffered such a big loss!"

"To be rational..." the skinny boy's father sighed, and he told Xiaoqing and White Snake, "You'd better downplay this matter. Because Brother Xu has no relationship with that mermaid, and their mermaid descendants are also They must be like ordinary fish, they don’t even know who their parents are. Brother Xu probably won’t be able to recognize who his offspring are at that time..."

"That is to say, if the mermaid gave birth to my sister-in-law's litter, everyone can pretend that nothing happened?" Xiao Qing was dumbfounded.

"That's right, otherwise, what can we do?" The thin boy's father shrugged his shoulders, "The mermaid is also a victim, right? She was playing there, who knew that urine fell from the sky..."

Xiaoqing opened her mouth to argue. "Forget it..." White Snake said quietly at this time, her tone became sad, "Xiaoqing, your father-in-law is right, the merman is also a victim, and I suddenly feel so pitiful for that merman sister! It’s a big pig’s trotter, so you can pee as you please and leave it alone.”

"Let's go, go back and rest." The white snake beckoned Xiaoqing to leave uninterestedly, but at the end of the iron chain bridge, the white snake turned back and told Qin Niang: "Grandmother, take care of that guy for me, don't let him sneak into the lake again." It's over."

Qin Niang nodded, and she assured the white snake: "Don't worry, I don't want to be a little grandma too soon! If he dares to bring a little mermaid back, I'll break his leg!"

Xiaoqing was enlightened by the white snake's instructions, but before she left, she viciously told the skinny boy: "You are not allowed to go to that lake secretly! Do you hear me?"

"Master!" The skinny young man who was watching the excitement yelled, "What are you thinking, I'm underage!"

"Come on!" Xiaoqing didn't follow the skinny boy's tricks, so she went to ask the skinny boy's father, "What is the earliest age for human beings to give birth?"

The thin boy's father is almost an encyclopedia. He said without thinking: "There is a boy in the UK who became a father at the age of 13, minus the pregnancy in October, he should be able to give birth at the age of 12."

"See, you can do it at the age of 12!" Xiaoqing proudly reminded the skinny boy, and secretly exchanged glances with the middle-aged woman not far away.

Seeing that his own mother was also standing by Xiaoqing's side, the thin boy couldn't help bowing his head in frustration.

……

On the same day, because of Xu Baijin's implication, the people of Huashan faction who were grounded to go to the lake, except for the thin young man, there was no married man who fell in love, and the unlucky Linghu Chong was one of them.

As for the father of the skinny boy, was he grounded by a middle-aged woman?It's a mystery.Of course, according to common sense, there is a high probability that he cannot be an exception.

So the next day, the mighty team went to the lake to explore again. The team members inside, except for the women who came to see the excitement, were just some poor single dogs or prodigal sons.

Because Qin Niang agreed to the white snake, she had to keep an eye on Xu Baijin, but she didn't go down the mountain, although she also wanted to see the mermaid.

At eight or nine o'clock in the morning, Qin Niang was really bored, so she led Xu Baijin to the residence of Master Duoduo.

Master Duoduo rescued a savage girl yesterday, and everyone in the Huashan faction knew about it. It was only because the news about Xu Baijin was even hotter that this savage girl didn't get much attention.

There was nothing left and right at the moment, so Qin Niang wanted to see what this savage girl looked like.But Qin Niang went to Master Duoduo's window and looked in, but there was no wild girl inside.

"Hey, where did that savage girl go?" Qin Niang couldn't help muttering while lying on the window of Master Duoduo's room.

Xu Baijin behind Qin Niang heard Qin Niang's muttering, he was more familiar with Huashan School than Qin Niang, after thinking about it, he told Qin Niang: "The savage girl probably went to the school with Xiao Yu."

"That's right, she's a savage and can't communicate with us. If I were Master Duoduo, I would send her to study at Xu Xian's." Qin Niang was reminded by Xu Baijin, and she suddenly realized that she went to the side hall of Huashan School where Xu Xian taught.

Sure enough, in this side hall, Qin Niang finally saw the savage girl.

The savage girl had a dark complexion, wearing a tube top and apron made of animal skin, and her long hair almost fell to the ground.She sat with Xiaoyu, scratching her ears and cheeks from time to time.

"You really are a savage." Qin Niang laughed, but Qin Niang looked at the facial features of this savage girl, and felt that she was quite delicate.

It's not good to disturb the students in the school who are studying, Qin Niang looked at it for a while, she was surprised, she turned around and was about to leave.

And at this moment, Qin Niang saw Nie Xiaoqian outside the window of the side hall again, holding an oiled paper umbrella, standing there gracefully, smiling and watching Xu Xian teach.

Qin Niang hadn't met Nie Xiaoqian who was out at night for a long time, she walked over immediately and greeted Nie Xiaoqian excitedly.

One person and one ghost, and then they chatted outside this side hall.

……

Women chat, of course, talk about everything.So while chatting, Qin Niang and Nie Xiaoqian talked about Sadako.

After Nie Xiaoqian heard Qinniang's worries, she hesitated for a while, and then told Qinniang the bad news. She asked Qinniang not to believe Fahai's guarantee, because in the half of the mountain peak of the Huashan School, there was a real There is a hole through the top and bottom!

Nie Xiaoqian went in several times in the ghost state, and Nie Xiaoqian generally understood the reason for the formation of the hole that penetrated up and down.

"What caused it?" Qin Niang asked Nie Xiaoqian curiously.

"Have you all forgotten? Why did you send your faction to flee to Hangzhou City?" Nie Xiaoqian reminded Qin Niang.

"I didn't forget, it was to avoid the centipede king whose cave was collapsed by us." Qin Niang replied subconsciously.

"The King Centipede was crushed under the mountain, how did it get out?" Nie Xiaoqian continued to remind Qin Niang.

"It's..." Qinniang recalled the scene where the centipede king soared into the sky that day, and instantly understood what Nie Xiaoqian meant. Qinniang suddenly realized: "This hole that runs through the top and bottom is the one that the centipede king dug to get out of trouble." ?”

"Exactly." Nie Xiaoqian nodded, "Because I saw countless traces of centipede fangs and sharp claws scratching on the cave wall!"

"So, Sadako can appear anytime, as long as it finds this hole." Qin Niang was worried.

"Where is the exit of this hole? Sister, you have to work hard, take us there, I will seal it completely now!" Qin Niang gritted her teeth, and held Nie Xiaoqian's hand expectantly.

……

Seeing that Nie Xiaoqian agreed, Qin Niang turned around and told Xu Baijin to call for Linghu Chong who was also grounded.

When Linghu Chong arrived in a hurry, Qin Niang gave a brief account. Knowing the seriousness of the matter, Linghu Chong immediately agreed to go to check with Qin Niang.

Next, Nie Xiaoqian led the way, and Qin Niang, Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong rushed to the hidden cave entrance in the back mountain of Huashan School.

However, before approaching the hidden hole, Qin Niang's heart skipped a beat, because she clearly saw a trace of human crawling extending from the hole...

Seeing this, Qin Niang and the others did not dare to neglect, they hurriedly followed the trace of human crawling, and tracked it all the way.

After tracking for a long time in the back mountain, Qin Niang and the others finally saw the trace of human crawling all the way to the edge of the highest cliff in the back mountain...

"Doesn't it have eyes? That's a cliff!" Qin Niang and the others looked at the trace with incredible expressions.

"Maybe it's used to crawling on the ground, and likes to cover its sight with its hair, so it didn't pay attention for a while..." Nie Xiaoqian, who is also a female ghost, guessed sympathetically.

"This is the consequence of being a ghost and not looking at the road." Linghu Chong shook his head with emotion.

After shaking his head, a smile appeared on Linghu Chong's face, and he said happily: "Since Zhenzi fell off the cliff, shouldn't this matter be completely over?"

"Could it be so easy to fall to death?" The timid Qin Niang was not as optimistic as Linghu Chong, she knew that Zhen Zi had supernatural powers.

"That's right, it's better to go down and have a look." Linghu Chong nodded kindly again.

……

Linghu Chong, who did what he said, performed lightness kung fu on the spot, and descended from the side of the cliff to the bottom of the cliff.To be on the safe side, Xu Baijin also superimposed a buff of light body technique on Linghu Chong.

Afterwards, Qinniang and the others waited on the cliff for news of Linghu Chong bringing back Zhenzi.

After waiting like this for more than half an hour, Qin Niang and the others saw Linghu Chong leaping up the cliff again in high spirits, with a thin woman in white and long hair on his back.

"I've got it all done!" Linghu Chong expressed his merits to Qin Niang and the others in mid-air, and when he landed, he turned around and put the long-haired woman on his back on the ground in front of him.

The long-haired woman's face was covered by black hair, so she couldn't see her appearance clearly. She was lying on the ground, motionless.

Seeing this, Qin Niang and Xu Baijin immediately retreated ten meters away. Qin Niang tremblingly stretched out a hand, she pointed to Linghu Chong and asked: "Is this Zhenzi? It was brought up?"

"Don't be afraid, it has broken bones all over its body, and it's no longer a threat." Linghu Chong comforted Qin Niang and Xu Baijin.

"Then you can bury it where it is!" Qin Niang's voice was filled with crying, "Why did you bring it here?"

"I can blink when I see it..." Linghu Chong rubbed the back of his head, and answered Qin Niang with some embarrassment: "I really can't do this."

"But you can't bring her up! Have you forgotten? It's not itself that can kill people in the movie, but the mutated smallpox virus on it! It will attack after seven days, and you will die! We can't Get too close to it!" Qin Niang stomped her feet.

"That's right! The virus on it is the most dangerous!" Linghu Chong slapped his head again, and he finally recalled the plot in the movie.

"It's over!" Linghu Chong's face turned pale.

The long-haired woman in white at Linghu Chong's feet also let out a sinister sneer at the right time!