[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

That night, half of the Huashan School peak that had appeared suddenly disappeared again abruptly.When the Japanese journalists stationed around heard the news and rushed over, there was only a huge open space left in place.

And in the middle of this open space, there is a lonely well, and a stone slab that was originally pressed on the well has a hole in it strangely.

A curious person went into the well to check, and suddenly found that the walls of the well were covered with scratches from fingernails!Shocking!

This bizarre phenomenon was later reported by reporters, so the identities of the members of the Huashan School were not only dubbed martial arts masters, but also dubbed demon slayers.

The Japanese people imagined that there must be an evil spirit in this well, and the people of the Huashan School came for it.So after subduing this evil spirit, all the Huashan faction left.

As a result of this ingenuity, a Huashan Shrine was soon erected beside the well, and people came to burn incense and kneel every day.

It's also a coincidence that every half a month or so, some people from the Huashan School can see some figures of the Huashan School appearing in the sky like gods...

Although the emergence of these Huashan faction exists for a short time, they often disappear after a few seconds out of thin air.But more and more people couldn't bear to see them, making it a great local scenic spot, just like the Buddha's light on Mount Emei.

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The above is of course something to say later, in fact, after the people of the Huashan faction were sent away by the flash, they did not expect such a long-term.

The members of the Huashan faction woke up from a coma, and the first thing they did was check their bodies, and when they saw clearly that none of their bodies had been transformed into two-dimensional animations, they breathed a sigh of relief together.

Then, these heartless guys went to sleep.They slept until dawn the next day, and found that the scenery at the foot of the mountain had been replaced by a vast virgin forest, and then slowly gathered at the martial arts arena, and began to discuss how to live in this world...

During the period, in order to thoroughly understand the world, someone suggested without hesitation: We might as well continue to watch all the "Doraemon" cartoons brought by the Japanese.

The crowd readily seconded the proposal, so they spent another two days doing nothing but sitting around the TV watching cartoons!

It's just that after watching all the "Doraemon" cartoons, these guys still can't come up with a specific good idea, and they seem to have nothing to do with Sadako, who Qin Niang is worried about.

Qin Niang finally vomited blood from the anger of these guys who had no sense of crisis. She felt that watching cartoons with these idiots for two days was a waste of time!

She might as well lay the floor at home.

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Fortunately, at the moment when Qin Niang could not help but run away, Fa Hai came out from nowhere and walked slowly into the martial arts arena.

This Fahai had been missing for several days, but since he appeared here now, it meant that he must have been hiding somewhere on the mountain before, so he was brought here together.

Qin Niang complained to Fa Hai: "We have been here for two days, Master, why are you so late to show up now?"

Fa Hai hurriedly put together eleven bows, and he explained to Qin Niang: "It's not that the little monk showed up late, but because the little monk saw that you were all watching some cartoons. I didn't want to disturb you, so I went down the mountain to check the surrounding environment first."

"Master, did you find out anything?" Linghu Chong asked curiously when he heard Fa Hai's explanation.

"The little monk found out that there is a wild forest with a radius of more than a hundred miles. There are several groups of savages in this forest, and there are also many ancient giant beasts..." Fa Hai replied.

"Then master, have you ever seen the characters in this cartoon?" Linghu Chong asked again with concern.

"The little monk has never seen these children, but..." Fa Hai suddenly stopped talking, and he frowned and recalled: "But in a tribe of savages, I saw that blue cat with a big face. Leaning on a wooden stick with his nostrils facing the sky, he sat on a high platform and accepted the worship of the wild people, because of his special appearance, he was very conspicuous."

"Hey, what does this fat blue guy want to do?" Qin Niang was puzzled, but felt something was wrong.

"Could it be that this blue fat man has gone bad and turned into a villain who likes to enslave savages, and we have to rescue those savages to break the situation?" Qin Niang speculated with her mind of watching countless reversal films.

"Oh my god, it's super SSS-level difficulty for us rabble to defeat Lan Fatty!" Qin Niang couldn't help lamenting the more she thought about this conjecture, the more likely it was!

"Forget it, I'm not afraid of biting if there are too many lice. I'd better think about how to deal with Sadako first? It's the closest to me now, and it's also the most dangerous factor!"

After lamenting, Qin Niang, who had made up her mind, stretched out her hand and grabbed Fa Hai's skirt again, and begged Fa Hai: "Master, the chastity son has already been dug out, why don't you go and collect it first?"

"Zhenzi was dug out?" Fa Hai was taken aback for a moment, but he closed his eyes and sensed after following him.

After a long while, Fahai opened his eyes, looked at Qinniang suspiciously, pointed at Xiaoqing, Xiaobai and Master Duoduo, and said, "Zhenzi didn't come out, there are only a few of them on the surface of this mountain. Not much."

"Master, please feel again, Sadako really came to see me the night before yesterday, and it even brought back my vegetable basket." Qin Niang argued anxiously.

"Zhenzi still went to look for you?" Fahai's expression became more and more puzzled, he lowered his head and sniffed again, and finally said to Qinniang with certainty: "Benefactor, you are either wrong, or that person is absolutely not Maybe it's Sadako, because you really don't have any evil spirits other than those guys!"

"It's impossible to get it wrong. I saw it clearly the night before yesterday..." Qin Niang was hesitant by Fa Hai's confident expression, and she began to think about the second possibility, "And if that person is not For Sadako, who is it most like on the mountain? Who is deliberately scaring me?"

Qin Niang turned her head to inspect the people in the martial arts arena, and her eyes fell on Ximen Chuuxue who was wearing a wig before she knew it.

Ximen Chuuxue was chatting with Lu Xiaofeng, when he sensed Qinniang's gaze, he trembled and hid behind Lu Xiaofeng.

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Thanks to the information brought back by Fahai, everyone in the Huashan faction had a preliminary understanding of the situation at the foot of the mountain.

But just knowing this information is obviously not enough.The next day, Linghu Chong led a group of Huashan sect disciples and went down the mountain to investigate.

Some of the remaining people on the mountain also formed several small groups to explore the virgin forest below the mountain.

For example, Xiaoqing brought the skinny boy and Xiao Hei together; for example, Master Duo Duo brought Piao Piao and Xiao Yu; for example, the three brothers Lu Xiaofeng, their followers were Qin Niang and a certain middle-aged woman.

Here, Qin Niang and a certain middle-aged woman are not really adventurers. Their purpose is very clear, which is to wander around the foot of the mountain, get some wild vegetables and fruits for tooth sacrifice.

Of course, Qin Niang and this middle-aged woman would never let go of ginseng with thousands of years or Polygonum multiflorum with thousands of years in this uninhabited virgin forest.

Compared with Qin Niang's group, Master Duoduo's group also had other purposes.But their goal is not those wild vegetables and fruits, but some prehistoric giant spiders.

Master Duoduo wants to capture some big prehistoric spiders, pick off their silk sacs, and then transplant them to Xiao Yu's body with magic, so that Xiao Yu can completely become a Spider-Man!A real Spider-Man who can spin silk not only from his butt, but also from his hands!

Well, everyone should not blame Master Duoduo for taking his idea on its ancestors. It is really Master Duoduo who is entangled by the light rain.

Because all the silk sacs that Master Duoduo could give away had already been given to Xiao Yu to perform butt spinning, he really had no more silk sacs to give away.

Therefore, Master Duoduo can only find trouble with those prehistoric spiders.

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And because they are all of the same kind, Master Spider Duoduo is really familiar with finding those prehistoric giant spiders. He soon found a large enough group of prehistoric spiders in a cave near the foot of the mountain.

Then Master Duoduo turned back to the original spider prototype and stepped forward to confuse, while Piao Piao was responsible for the sneak attack from behind. The two cooperated tacitly, and after a while, they all stopped these prehistoric giant spiders!

Naturally, the silk sac was removed, and it was transplanted to Xiaoyu with magic.Master Duoduo is familiar with it, and it can be done quickly.By the way, Master Duoduo also replenished the silk sac he had given to Xiao Yu before.

But just when Master Duoduo had finished everything and was about to leave, the sharp-eyed Xiaoyu suddenly found something wrapped in spider silk struggling and wriggling in the corner of the cave...

Xiao Yu hurriedly pointed it out to Master Duoduo and Piao Piao, and the three of them walked over, and soon recognized that a savage girl was trapped in this ball of spider silk.

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This savage girl was rescued from the spider cave by Master Duoduo and Piao Piao. She was probably trapped by the spiders for a few days. She was very weak and could only be carried by Master Duoduo.

At dusk, the rest of the people came back one after another. Qin Niang’s group brought back a lot of wild vegetables and wild fruits, but unfortunately, they missed the thousand-year-old ginseng, and there was no trace of the ten-thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum. see!

Xiaoqing's group had a lot of harvest, and they captured a huge monster with a body like a pig.The three of them were still riding on the monster, using it as a means of transportation.

Of course, Linghu Chong's group with the largest number of people in the team also gained a lot, and they also walked the furthest, and they went all the way to a big lake before turning back.

On the shore of this big lake, Xu Baijin, who was in a hurry to urinate, hid in a remote place to urinate into the lake. He was lucky and even fainted a mermaid lurking under the water.

Yes, a real mermaid!The upper body is a beautiful woman, and the lower body is a fish tail.

At that time, the mermaid floated to the surface of the water with Xu Baijin's urine turned white, and immediately scared Xu Baijin into a panic.

As soon as Xu Baijin pulled up his trousers, he bent down to pick up the mermaid, and ran to the Huashan faction in the distance, and anxiously asked for help from the Huashan faction.

When the Huashan faction saw Xu Baijin running over with a legendary mermaid in his arms, they immediately exploded.The crowd surrounded Xu Baijin, and after a long time of chattering, they finally asked about the situation.

It's a pity that after asking about the situation, the people didn't know how to rescue a mermaid who was fainted by urine, so they could only let Xu Baijin worry.

Fortunately, at this time, a female disciple of the Huashan School recalled that she had read an ancient book about ancient anecdotes, and there was a paragraph in that ancient book, which happened to record the current situation.

This female disciple of the Huashan School immediately told Xu Baijin that the real name of this mermaid is a shark, which is an ancient creature.

And if a creature like a shark is accidentally contaminated with the urine of a human male, it is recorded in the book that it may indeed faint and turn its belly.

"But it's also recorded in the book, you don't need to worry about it, let it lie in the water for a while, and it will return to normal soon." The female disciple of the Huashan School comforted Xu Baijin.

"That's good." The kind-hearted Xu Baijin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words. He raised his hand to wipe off his cold sweat, and quickly threw the mermaid in his arms back into the lake.

"It won't have any sequelae." Xu Baijin asked casually.

"This..." The female disciple of the Huashan School suddenly had a difficult expression on her face. She hesitated for a long time, and then said to Xu Baijin: "It is recorded in the book that this phenomenon of sharks is actually a sign of pregnancy."

"That is to say, the aftereffect is that you will soon be a father." The female disciple of the Huashan School congratulated Xu Baijin.

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