[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Chapter 100 The Doraemon whose head was crushed by the mountain

Qin Niang, Xu Baijin, Linghu Chong, and Nie Xiaoqian, they returned to the Huashan School that day, but they didn't say anything.

Zhenzi was also abandoned by them on the cliff of the back mountain. Well, Linghu Chong was still kind-hearted after all, and did not bury Zhenzi.

In the next few days, apart from Nie Xiaoqian who is a ghost who is not afraid of the smallpox virus, Qin Niang, Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong are very uneasy.Linghu Chong, who had had close contact with Sadako, even secretly began to prepare for the funeral. He hid in his room every day to write a suicide note, and he had written a large stack.

Taking time out, Linghu Chong also went to the primeval forest at the foot of the mountain to cut down a big tree. He cut off a section of it and hollowed it out to make a coffin for himself.

When there was only the last day left in the seven-day limit, Linghu Chong stopped everything he was doing. He dragged Yue Lingshan along and insisted that Yue Lingshan accompany him to the place where the two of them had stayed before, and that Yue Lingshan be with him again. The second practice of Chongling swordsmanship...

Yue Lingshan was not a fool, she quickly saw that something was wrong with Linghu Chong, but no matter how Yue Lingshan pressed Linghu Chong, Linghu Chong would not say what happened.

Yue Lingshan had nothing to do with Linghu Chong, so she turned to look for Xu Baijin, because Xu Baijin was the only person who was also grounded on the mountain these days and had a good relationship with Linghu Chong. If something happened to Linghu Chong, Xu Baijin should know.

But when Yue Lingshan came to the small courtyard of the Xu family, she found that Xu Baijin and Qin Niang were also sitting opposite each other in the small courtyard of the Xu family and weeping!This weird situation gave Yue Lingshan a big jump.

Yue Lingshan hurriedly asked Xu Baijin and Qinniang: "What happened? Why did everyone become abnormal?"

At first, Xu Baijin and Qinniang gritted their teeth and refused to answer. Later, they were pressed by Yue Lingshan to ask anxiously, and they told Yue Lingshan sadly: "We were hurt by your husband. He threw that virgin child to us. Up to now, we probably have been infected with the mutated smallpox virus from Sadako, and we will die soon!"

Yue Lingshan was taken aback when she heard the words, after all, she also watched the movie "Midnight Ring".

Sensitive Yue Lingshan also heard a clue from Xu Baijin and Qinniang's complaints of grief and indignation: her husband Linghu Chong also came into contact with that Zhenzi!

After contacting Linghu Chong's recent abnormal behavior, Yue Lingshan finally understood.She hurriedly asked Xu Baijin and Qin Niang again: "How long are you left before the seven-day deadline for the outbreak of the nana virus?"

"It will be here this afternoon..." Xu Baijin and Qin Niang answered Yue Lingshan feebly.

……

It was a matter of her husband's life or death, Yue Lingshan turned around and ran to the Huashan School's martial arts arena, she rang the big bell to convene everyone's discussion.

Everyone came after hearing the news, and when they figured out the reason from Yue Lingshan, all of them looked very solemn.

But this mutated smallpox virus is beyond the scope of everyone's understanding, and everyone can't think of a good way to detoxify it.

Seeing that he was infected with the smallpox virus and could no longer hide it, Linghu Chong returned to his original ease. He laughed at himself and said, "Life and death are fate, so you don't need to be sad for me. I just hope that after I die, you don't burn my body." I'm afraid of pain."

Xu Baijin and Qin Niang saw that Linghu Chong was free and easy, and they couldn't be more sad. Xu Baijin followed Linghu Chong and asked everyone to take care of his silly father. Lin Pingzhi immediately stood up and generously agreed, and he let Xu Bai Don't worry, he will definitely take care of Xu Baijin's stupid father as his own.

After Xu Baijin finished speaking, it was Qin Niang's turn. Qin Niang blinked her eyes and thought for a while, but realized that she had nothing to tell everyone about her funeral.

Mother Qin's parents are both in the modern society, and she guessed that after she died, these people would not be able to make it through the modern society.

But if she didn't take advantage of this great opportunity to make some requests, Qin Niang felt a little disadvantaged, so she racked her brains for a long time, and came up with a request: "After I die, please set up a statue of me here, and give me as much as possible." The sculpture looks better, and the name of this statue should not be called a fairy, it is better to be a little fairy or a fairy."

……

When everyone heard Qinniang's last wish, they all smiled, and the atmosphere of sadness dissipated a lot for no reason.

At this time, Xiaolu saw Nie Xiaoqian beside Xu Xian, and she whispered a few words to her adoptive mother, White Snake. The white snake's eyes lit up, she raised her hand, and said to Niang Qin: "Mother-in-law, my little green thinks It’s a good idea, you don’t need to be sad!”

"What's a good way?" Qin Niang was overjoyed.

"It is after you die that it condenses your souls and turns you into ghosts..." White Snake described to Qin Niang.

"Like Nie Xiaoqian?" Qin Niang understood what the white snake meant.

"Yes, just like Nie Xiaoqian." White Snake nodded.

"That's not bad." Qin Niang became happy. It's fun to become a ghost. You don't have to cook every day, and you can float around...

"Then you and my family will be in love with humans and ghosts from now on." The happy Qin Niang even joked with the white snake.

White Snake blushed, and she corrected Qin Niang embarrassedly: "Grandmother, Xu Xian and Nie Xiaoqian, Linghu Chong and Yue Lingshan are the ones who are in love with ghosts. I am different from Jin'er."

"Different?" Qin Niang was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized that the white snake is a snake, not a human being, so she nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you two are different, indeed!"

Green Snake was at the side at this time, she heard the conversation between White Snake and Qin Niang, a look of envy, jealousy and hatred suddenly appeared on her face inexplicably.

"Sister is so good at playing..." Green Snake muttered, she turned her head and glanced at the skinny young man quietly, and said, "Dating with a ghost, why does it feel cooler than the relationship between master and apprentice, I want it too!"

There are no disciples who know the teacher, the green snake's inadvertent glance was actually noticed by the thin boy.

The thin boy rubbed his feet, and nimbly hid behind his father, and asked his father for help: "Dad, save me quickly, my master is going to lay a black hand on me!"

"Don't worry, your master will never do anything against you." The thin boy's father, Laoshen, comforted the thin boy on the ground.

"Why?" The skinny boy wondered.

"Because your master obviously likes to imitate her sister..." The thin boy's father said with a smile: "Her sister is in love with a ghost, and she wants to be in love with a ghost, but in fact, your master's sister is hard to be loved by a ghost this time." !"

"Comrade Donghai, what do you mean by that? Could it be that we can't even be ghosts?" Qin Niang heard the conversation between the skinny boy and his father, afraid that her dream of being a ghost would be shattered, so she couldn't help interjecting angrily.

Everyone in the martial arts arena also looked at the skinny boy's father in puzzlement.

The father of the skinny boy was watched by everyone, and he calmly explained to Qin Niang: "Sister, what I mean is not what you think, it's very simple, you are just scaring yourself, you have nothing to do with it. Smallpox!"

"How is this possible? Could it be that the mutated smallpox virus in the movie is fake?" Qin Niang still couldn't believe what she said to the thin boy's father.

"Of course not. Since the movie was filmed like this, the daypox virus must be real." The thin boy's father shook his head.

"Then you said that we are not infected, isn't it contradictory?" Qin Niang frowned.

"It's not contradictory at all..." The thin boy's father looked up at the sky, he didn't directly answer Qin Niang's question, but asked Qin Niang instead: "Is it time yet?"

"It should be here soon." Linghu Chong replied instead of Qinniang, he is an ancient person, but better than Qinniang, he can judge the time by the weather.

"Then do you feel unwell right now?" the skinny boy's father asked Linghu Chong.

Linghu Chong buried his head in sensing his physical condition. After a while, he raised his head strangely and said in a daze, "I don't feel any discomfort at all!"

……

The thin boy's father asked Linghu Chong to wait for a while. He was sure that Linghu Chong, Xu Baijin and Qin Niang were indeed safe and sound, and only then did he reveal the mystery.

"Actually, as early as I learned that you traveled from the modern society, I guessed that this time travel must have the function of eliminating viruses." The thin boy's father laughed at Qin Niang.

"Otherwise, as a modern person, you don't know how many modern mutated viruses you carry. These modern mutated viruses are enough to turn any ancient world into a plague! Especially since you picked up a lot of modern society's garbage Take it to the ancient society to sell..."

"Therefore, it is true that Sadako has a mutated smallpox virus, but the moment she traveled with us to the original world of "Doraemon", all the viruses in her body have been traversed. The additional functions have been completely wiped out!"

The thin boy's father then concluded: "The Sadako is just an ordinary zombie now, it can no longer spread the virus. In other words, the three of you don't have any smallpox virus at all, you can't die .”

……

A good farewell meeting turned into a science popularization meeting without oil and salt. I couldn't enjoy the touching scene of life and death, and I couldn't see the living person turning into a ghost. In the end, everyone left in a dispirited mood, leaving Qinniang and Xu Baijin behind. The three of them couldn't laugh or cry with Linghu Chong.

After Qinniang and Xu Baijin bid farewell to Linghu Chong, they also went back to Xu's courtyard.Linghu Chong, who has been busy for the past seven days, writing wills and building coffins, deeply felt that he had been tricked by Zhenzi, so he turned his head and ran to the back mountain, carrying Zhenzi who was broken all over in one go. Went to the Martial Arts Field.

Using another iron chain, Linghu Chong locked Zhenzi firmly next to the coffin he made. Linghu Chong planned to punish Zhenzi to vent his anger!

But Linghu Chong, who is still pure in nature, really couldn't stop beating and scolding a female ghost, so he stood angrily in front of Sadako for a while, so he had to take out his thick stack of suicide notes, and gestured to let Sadako go first. Make ten copies of each!I won't let her go until the copying is over.

Well, this trick was learned by Linghu Chong from his master Yue Buqun. Back then, Linghu Chong was stubborn and what he feared most was being punished by Yue Buqun for copying books.

So in the next few days, in a corner of the Huashan School's martial arts arena, there was an extra female ghost in white sitting beside the coffin and copying the suicide note.The poor ghost has a broken bone, and it is extremely hard to copy every word.

When everyone is practicing martial arts on the martial arts field, she is also copying; when everyone is riding a bicycle, she is also copying; when everyone returns from hunting and gathers together to eat barbecue, she is also copying; , she is also copying...

By the way, the ten tractors sent by the enthusiastic Japanese people were parked at the foot of the mountain at that time, but they were not passed along with everyone.

This incident made Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue very regretful, they haven't driven a tractor yet.

……

Fa Hai, who has always been elusive, returned to the Huashan School on the tenth day. This time he brought back a good news, a bad news, and a good news.

The good news is that Fahai has found Nobita, Yasuo, Fat Tiger and Shizuka. They are temporarily settled in a savage tribe and are safe.

The bad news is that Fahai talked with Nobita and the other four with spells, and learned that the doraemon really went bad!And the reason for this deterioration was actually related to the mountain under the feet of the Huashan faction.

"What does the robot cat's deterioration have to do with our mountain?" Everyone in the Huashan faction was curious.

"Because Nobita said that the doraemon was hit on the head by a mountain that suddenly appeared, and it became so abnormal..." Fa Hai told the Huashan faction.

"Have you been hit on the head by a mountain that suddenly appeared?" Everyone in the Huashan faction was startled, and they immediately understood that this mountain that suddenly appeared should be the half of Huashan Mountain under their feet.

Well, so the Doraemon's deterioration is really related to the mountain under the feet of the Huashan faction!

"So what's the good news?" Huashan faction asked Fa Hai again.

Fahai took out a cloth bag from his bosom, and he said to the Huashan sect: "My little monk passed by a lake yesterday, and there lived a group of mermaids in that lake. The leader of this group of mermaids stopped me, and she insisted on taking this Bring the anthracite pearl to one of you."

"Then this is good news. Why do you say it's neither good nor bad?" Huashan faction said happily.

"Listen to the little monk first..." Fa Hai's face became strange, "The leader of the merman explained that her population has always been small, and thanks to that person's help, the population suddenly increased."

"So these shark beads are thanks to that person, and each of them means that he has a shark descendant."

"The little monk is thinking that there are too many shark beads, and it doesn't feel like a good thing."

The author has something to say: finally one hundred chapters, please feel free to post some testimonials, give me a little motivation, and by the way, everyone will get to know each other.I wish you all a happy, always have a good mood!

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