[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

The ideas of Xiao Hei and Xiao Lu have their own supporters in the world, but in view of the fact that Master Duoduo is really unbearable, in the spirit of demonism, everyone can only imagine it for the time being, but cannot implement it.

Of course, it is not too much to ask Master Duoduo to spit out a few more fishing nets, so the large-scale self-rescue activities of collective fishing are still vigorously launched.

Dai Jianguo's beacon tower also started to be built according to the plan, but this guy was rather rambunctious. He moved a few stones symbolically and built a small stone platform, which was considered complete.

On the day the beacon tower was officially opened, a huge sea ship was attracted by it.

However, this sea-going ship was circling in the distance, refusing to approach no matter what.

Later, probably seeing that the faces of the Huashan faction were not vicious, the ship finally dispatched a small boat to the foot of the mountain.

The envoy on the small boat paid a visit to Linghu Chong, he told Linghu Chong that they are actually a cruise ship, and they came here specially to visit when they heard that a fairy mountain suddenly appeared on the sea.

Linghu Chong was overjoyed when he heard the words, and he pretended to tell the emissary: ​​"The fairy mountain is at your feet, and we are the immortals on this mountain! Quickly call your companions to come over and pay respects, and remember to bring some food from the boat along the way." .”

"This..." Hearing what Linghu Chong said, the envoy showed a look of embarrassment, hesitated for a while, then took out a picture scroll and handed it to Linghu Chong.

Linghu Chong took the picture scroll, unfolded it, and saw that it was the scene when he and others were waving wooden planks at the foot of the mountain on weekdays.

Not understanding what the messenger meant, Linghu Chong looked away from the scroll in doubt, staring at the messenger, waiting for his answer.

When the messenger saw that Linghu Chong had finished reading the picture scroll, he continued to say to Linghu Chong: "Reporting to the island owner, I am waiting for the guests on the ship. They have traveled thousands of miles to the sea to enjoy this spectacle. Fishing, which is not uncommon among the islands in the ocean, is not attractive to them."

"You mean..." Linghu Chong said if he had realized something: "If the guests on your boat can't see the scene in this scroll, they won't be bothered to go to the island, and most likely they will go back home immediately without interest. ?”

"Exactly!" The envoy nodded slightly.

"But if we do this according to the scroll, what good will it be?" Linghu Chong whispered close to the messenger.

"There are many benefits. First, I will give you hundreds of loads of food as reward..." The messenger also lowered his voice.

"Secondly, those guests enjoyed watching it, and when they go back to publicize, more guests will definitely come here, and you and I will have a steady stream of financial resources!"

"Sounds very tempting!" Linghu Chong groaned while rubbing his chin. After thinking for a while, he put forward another condition: "I want ten altars of fine wine!"

"It must be added." The emissary bargained with Linghu Chong.

"I want to add a project, so what kind of project should I add?" Linghu Chong was worried, and he asked the messenger: "Can I arrange people to sing folk songs?"

"It's too old-fashioned!" The emissary shook his head, hinting at Linghu Chong: "And it doesn't fit Guidao's temperament."

"Oh, what is the temperament of our island in your eyes?" Linghu Chong asked the envoy curiously.

The emissary was instantly embarrassed by Linghu Chong's question, he couldn't answer Linghu Chong's stupidity.

After holding back for a long time, the emissary reluctantly choked out a sentence: "The temperament of Guidao, according to word of mouth among us, is to behave uniquely and be different!"

"In other words, our project must follow this route." Linghu Chong understood.

After realizing it, Linghu Chong quickly thought of Xiao Hei and Xiao Lu's previous ideas. He felt that he was definitely unique and unique.

Linghu Chong then said to the messenger full of confidence: "I think of a project that will definitely attract your guests, but you must provide us with some props."

"Let's talk about it..." The emissary was very cautious, he would not scatter the eagle if he saw the rabbit.

"My project is to let your guests appreciate that we catch seabirds, tie them one by one to the mountain, and finally take the mountain to fly!"

"Is it different enough?" Linghu Chong asked the emissary triumphantly. Seeing that the emissary could not close his mouth from ear to ear, he threw another fatal blow: "You can also let your guests appreciate us catching whales, and then tie them with ropes. on the tail, control the whale to drag the island!"

"And all you have to pay is ten altars of fine wine and some ropes..."

"Enough! Deal!" The emissary raised his hand to stop Linghu Chong from continuing. He hastily agreed to Linghu Chong's request. He felt that Linghu Chong really deserved to be the owner of Fool Island. Although most of the time he looked normal, but once he was stupid, It was groundbreaking!

……

An hour later, under Linghu Chong's command, all the disciples of the Huashan School who were fishing at the seaside put down their fishing nets, and each of them took a wooden board and stood at the foot of the mountain to paddle.

Since it was just for the appreciation of the guests on the sea boat, everyone didn't work hard, and the paddling was just a show.

But even so perfunctory, it still made the guests on the sea boat exclaimed again and again.The sea ship that was hovering far away gradually approached the foot of the mountain.

When the sea-going ship was completely approaching, the moment the gangway was put in place, the previous envoy held a small flag in his hand and jumped off first.

Immediately behind the envoy were men and women of all colors, old and young, sons and daughters, maids and servants, and some tycoons with knives and swords.

After the guests stood at the foot of the mountain, they were led by the emissary to go nearby to appreciate the various straw huts built by the Huashan School on the seaside, as well as the deck chairs and hammocks in the huts.

Linghu Chong specially arranged for a disciple to look after it, allowing these guests to use it for free, but if it is damaged, they must pay for it.

And after these guests had enjoyed the taste of straw shed lounge chairs and hammocks, the considerate Linghu Chong also allowed these guests to chat with the people who were paddling casually.

So the following painting style is almost like this: A certain guest held back a smile, leaned over and asked a Huashan School disciple: "Brother, why are you standing here and paddling?"

The Huashan School disciple answered the guest with a serious face: "We must work hard to row this island to land!"

"It really is a group of fools!" The guest turned around and left satisfied.

Seeing the figure of the guest leaving, the disciple of the Huashan School who answered him also murmured in his heart: "You ignorant fellows, you don't understand that our island is floating on the water and can move."

……

After these guests visited the foot of the mountain, hoping that they would bring more guests when they returned, Linghu Chong personally led the team with the emissary, and led these people into the Huashan sect gate on the mountain.

Like a tour guide, Linghu Chong enthusiastically introduced and explained the past everywhere. When he was so excited, he also performed several sets of Huashan School's swordsmanship in the Huashan School's martial arts arena. I got on my bicycle and circled the Martial Arts Field several times.

Seeing that many guests wanted to try riding a bicycle, Linghu Chong offered them another round of one or two taels of silver to have their fill.

Afterwards, Linghu Chong, who understood that Xu's small courtyard was also a selling point, brought the guests to the side of the chain bridge.

Standing at the head of the cable bridge, Linghu Chong bragged about his master Yue Buqun's hard work in building the nearly [-]-meter-long cable bridge, and inoculated the guests in advance: "This is the first time for everyone, so It's free to visit, and next time you come again, you will have to pay a fee to board this chain bridge."

And when these guests walked carefully through the long chain bridge, they were immediately attracted by the two octopus monsters standing on the other side of the chain bridge by Xu Bai.

Especially when they heard that these two octopus monsters were able to speak and said "Welcome, come again next time", these guests were so excited that they almost went crazy in an instant.

Each of them scrambled to touch the heads of the two octopus monsters, and a layer of pulp was found on the already smooth heads of the octopus monsters, which also scared the two octopus monsters into panic!

Fortunately, before the two octopus monsters collapsed, these guests were finally attracted by Qin Niang's small stall.They flocked to Qin Niang's small stall again, and Qin Niang who was guarding behind the small stall also took the opportunity to sell her products.

Qin Niang bragged to these guests, saying that she brought these products from Penglai Xiandao, and frightened these guests into being stunned, and spent a lot of money to buy them.

Qin Niang, who made a lot of money, couldn't help feeling: "People in the ancient world are more generous than those in the gold world!"

……

The goods on Qinniang's small stall were finally bought out by these customers, and even Xu Baijin's silly father's beloved beast chess was snapped up by one person.

Xu Baijin's silly father stood behind the window and saw this scene, and he was a little unhappy.Reluctantly, he crawled out of the window, grabbed the person who bought the fighting beast chess, and pestered him for it.

Seeing this, Qin Niang hurriedly explained to the man that Xu Baijin's silly father had some brain problems, and she was willing to return the money and let the man return the fighting beast chess to the silly father.

The man laughed after listening to Qinniang's explanation, but he didn't care about it with the silly father. After all, they came all the way by boat to visit the fool on this fool's island. If you care about it, don't you become a fool?

Of course, he was not willing to return the game of fighting beasts to the silly father easily, so he deliberately made things difficult for Qiniang and said: "Since you said you have been to Penglai Xiandao, I have heard that it is said that you go to Penglai Xiandao to sit on the mortal It is impossible to reach the island by boat, and it is necessary to go to the island by sailing with whales..."

"So if you can summon a whale, I will return this chess piece to your husband, and you will not be charged any money."

Qin Niang frowned in embarrassment when she heard the words, but she couldn't blame others for making things difficult for her.First, I did accidentally sell this game of fighting beasts; second, I said that I went to Penglai Xiandao, which is also Haikou that I boasted about not long ago.

Linghu Chong at the side, he couldn't speak for Qin Niang, he could only secretly signal to the messenger frequently, asking him to take back the fighting beast chess for Qin Niang.

The envoy saw that Linghu Chong was the master of the island, so he had no choice but to go up and make a haha, trying to persuade the man not to argue with a fool, and to return the chess to him, and he would suffer a bit at worst, so he could reduce the shipping fee .

But when the messenger was about to speak, he saw Xu Baijin's silly father suddenly reached out and pulled out a bamboo flute from the window behind him, pursed his lips and began to play.

The sound of the flute was melodious and pleasant to the ear, but everyone was at a loss when they heard it. They didn't understand what Xu Baijin's silly father wanted to do?

For a moment, someone with sharp eyes suddenly saw several white lines extending straight from the extremely distant junction of sky and water.

These white lines went from the sky to the foot of the mountain in a short time, and began to circle around the foot of the mountain quickly, occasionally seeing a huge tail fin emerging from the water.

"Whale, it's a whale!" Everyone exclaimed uncontrollably, and then looked at Xu Baijin's stupid eyes with indescribable awe.

But Xu Baijin's stupid father didn't seem to know it. He played for a while, put down the bamboo flute, and went to the man to ask for the fighting beast chess.

This time, Xu Baijin's silly father happily pulled the man to squat down again, insisting on playing a game with him.