[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

I don't know what Qinniang promised to Xiaoqing and Xiaobai to the two snakes, but the two snakes actually agreed to Qinniang, willing to expend mana to push the mountain to find land.

However, the two snakes also put forward a requirement of their own, which is that they only work for one hour a day, because they are tired after working for a long time.

Qin Niang and everyone from the Huashan faction quickly nodded in agreement, after all, those two snakes were almost voluntary labor.

In order to see the interesting new world earlier, the Huashan faction also arranged for people to stand at the foot of the mountain and paddle when the two snakes were resting.

For example, in the early morning of the next day, the foot of the mountain was full of people, each holding a wooden plank and paddling forward.

Coincidentally, at that time, a sea ship happened to pass by here far away. The people on the sea ship were surprised when they saw the sudden mountain peak on the sea, but when they saw the boat paddling at the foot of the mountain, Everyone in the Huashan faction couldn't help laughing again.

"Look, there are a group of idiots on this sudden island!" The people on the ship shouted excitedly. See, vividly named it Fool Island.

According to the rules of the sea, the people on this ship were the first to discover the half of the mountain floating on the sea, and they did have the right to name the half of the mountain.

So not long after, the ship returned to the port on land, and the half of the mountain where Qin Niang lived was officially called Fool Island by the people in this world according to the word of mouth of many sailors.

And because it is said that there are a group of interesting idiots on this idiot island, it somehow attracts many boring guys who want to take a boat out to sea.Among them, there is the most boring prodigal son, who claims to have four eyebrows.

Of course, the Huashan faction didn't know about all this, and they didn't even notice that they were photographed secretly by a sea ship from a distance, and their names were registered by someone.

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But speaking of coming to this new world, the happiest people are not the female disciples of the Huashan School, but Xu Baijin's silly father.

Because of the special terrain of Xu's small courtyard, Xu Baijin's silly father now opens the back window to see the sea, and there are countless seagulls playing with him, and he can also sit behind the window and fish by the sea.

This fun is obviously far more than teaching those two octopus monsters to talk, and Xu Baijin's silly father never tires of it.

And Xu Baijin followed his father's temperament, and he also liked the sea quite a lot. He built a straw shed in the yard, and a recliner was placed under the shed. Life.

When Linghu Chong saw this scene, Linghu Chong was very envious, so he followed suit and built a thatched hut at the foot of the mountain with two deck chairs inside.He and Yue Lingshan were just lying there looking at the sea, but it was a pity that they lacked a pair of sunglasses.

This generation head and his wife took the lead, and more disciples of the Huashan sect also set up thatched sheds in a swarm, and the open space at the foot of the mountain was quickly filled by everyone.

Later, Master Duoduo, Piao Piao and the two snakes seemed to feel that this was not bad, and they also built their own huts.

Among them, Green Snake knows how to play. Last time when she followed Qin Niang to the modern society, she secretly bought a swimsuit and a hammock.

Wearing a bathing suit and swimming in the sea, and then lying on the hammock in the grass shed and shaking slightly... this is not too comfortable.

The green snake made everyone envious for a while, her swimsuit was fine, after all, there were not many open women like her on the mountain, but the hammock by the sea was simply a magic weapon in the eyes of everyone!

Piao Piao was the first one who couldn't help it anymore. He turned around and begged Master Duoduo, but Master Duoduo couldn't stand the face of their hundreds of years old friend, so he had to spin silk on the spot, and weaved a spider silk hammock for Piao Piao .

After weaving, Master Duoduo turned around, only to see that he was surrounded by everyone with red eyes, and there were always gentle and virtuous White Snake and Qin Niang inside.

Poor Master Duoduo, he has always been a vegetarian, how can there be so much protein in his body to make hammocks for so many people!When he finished weaving the last hammock with all his might, his red face was visibly sunken and paler.

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The people of Huashan School lived carefree for two days, but on the third day Lin Pingzhi came back from the modern society, but he brought back a bad news.

Lin Pingzhi told Qinniang that a policeman was watching him.That night, as soon as he was sent to Qinniang's bachelor apartment, he inadvertently saw a person on the top of the opposite building looking over here.

Not long after Lin Pingzhi entered the room of the woman next door, the police knocked on the door and wanted to enter the room for inspection.

Fortunately, Lin Pingzhi's skills are good now. He jumped out from the balcony of the woman next door's apartment and onto the roof of the apartment building, so he was not found.

"The reason for the police inspection..." Qin Niang's heart moved, she asked Lin Pingzhi: "Does it mean that the residents downstairs complained about the noise upstairs?"

"That's right, that's the reason." Lin Pingzhi nodded.

"I understand." Niang Qin also nodded, and she comforted Lin Pingzhi: "The police are actually targeting me, not you, nor your wife."

"I know." Lin Pingzhi was not surprised by Qin Niang's words, and he continued, "Because I have been following this policeman secretly for the next two days, and I found that he climbed to the top of the opposite building whenever he was free. , stare at your windows and observe."

"Then did you find any other news?" Qin Niang asked Lin Pingzhi nervously.

"I found out that he is indeed a policeman, but he is not in charge of your area." Under the guidance of the woman next door, Lin Pingzhi, who already knows the modern society very well, said seriously to Qin Niang: "I also found out that he His name is Chen Chen."

"In addition, I also found out something strange." Lin Pingzhi's tone was puzzled.

"What's so strange?" Qin Niang asked.

"He appears to be investigating you secretly and did not report to his superiors."

"This..." Qin Niang was also very puzzled.

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However, if they don't understand it, they don't understand it. Qin Niang, who understands the power of the state machine, knows that she and the people of the Huashan faction had better not go back for a while.

Qin Niang took Lin Pingzhi to find Linghu Chong, told Linghu Chong the news, and asked him, the acting head, to make preparations as soon as possible.

Linghu Chong, who was lazily lying on the beach with Yue Lingshan, basked in the sun, and panicked instantly. He told Qin Niang: "The food in the sect is only enough for half a month, and I plan to go to Xiangu you in half a month. repurchase in the world of

"That won't work!" Qin Niang flatly rejected Linghu Chong. She frightened Linghu Chong and said, "If you go to my world to make a big purchase at this time, you will definitely be exposed. At that time, not only will you not be able to take the food you purchased, but you will also be arrested." .”

"I have Dugu Nine Swords..." Linghu Chong was lucky.

"Do you think Dugu Nine Swords can beat the tank?" Qin Niang refuted Linghu Chong.

"I can't beat it." Linghu Chong cried for a moment, and complained: "But if we don't buy food, do we really want to start fishing for a living?"

"I have no choice but to do this." Qin Niang was also very distressed.

"While fishing, everyone should spend more time paddling when they have time, and strive to paddle this mountain to the side of the land as soon as possible, so that we don't have to worry about food." Qin Niang suggested.

"Okay!" Linghu Chong agreed with what Qin Niang said, he immediately turned around, and yelled at the crowd who were playing and frolicking in the distance: "Stop playing, something new has happened, everyone come to the meeting!"

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Soon, all the people gathered and sat in a circle for a meeting.At the meeting, after everyone learned about the new difficulties they were facing, they were not as panicked as Linghu Chong.

Dai Jianguo, the blond and blue-eyed man, first raised his hand to speak enthusiastically, and he made a suggestion: "If there is not enough food, we can build a beacon tower on the highest point of the mountain and burn the smoke to contact the passing ships so that they can buy the food they carry. "

"That's a good idea!" Everyone applauded.

"That's fine, this is up to you." Linghu Chong immediately handed over the task of building the beacon tower to Dai Jianguo. Dai Jianguo was nominally an outer disciple of the Huashan School, so it was quite appropriate to do this.

Dai Jianguo led the order to retreat, and the skinny boy's father followed suit immediately, and he looked at Master Duoduo and said sadly, "The last time I saw Master Duoduo weaving hammocks, I felt that Master Duoduo's talent was overkill. "

"Talents like Master Duoduo can actually be used to weave our scarce fishing nets." The thin boy's father suggested.

"In this way, our fishing nets woven by masters are more efficient than catching fish with bare hands. Food is no longer a problem, and there may be some left over, which can be exchanged for other supplies with passing ships."

"That's right! Why didn't we expect that Master Duoduo can weave fishing nets in addition to weaving hammocks. Master Duoduo is a treasure!" Everyone was reminded by the thin boy's father, and all of them looked at Master Duoduo with bright eyes.

Next, the words of the thin boy's father were like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, and everyone was also opened up by him.

"We can actually use the net woven by Master Duoduo to catch wild beasts on the mountain." After Xu Xian, the teacher in the sect, was reluctant, he quickly came up with a good idea.

"Remember, it's a good idea. If you eat too much seafood, you should also eat some mountain delicacies." Linghu Chong nodded with a smile.

"Brother, we can still use Master Duoduo's net to catch birds. There are more and more seabirds on the mountain now." Another female disciple made inferences.

"That's right, bird meat is delicious too!" Linghu Chong showed encouragement, and everyone spoke up enthusiastically, and he, as the acting head, would have more face.

At this time, Xiao Hei, who was watching the meeting, suddenly laughed at everyone, and said contemptuously, "Hmph, after all you think about it, it's just a net, nothing new!"

"Then what's your new idea?" Everyone was annoyed by Xiao Hei's arrogance, and they looked at Xiao Hei displeased.

"Of course I'm more innovative than you guys. Listen up..." Xiao Hei walked out with his hands behind his back. He pointed at Master Duoduo who was about to faint from the fear of everyone's previous thoughts, and said leisurely: "Spider silk is the most Toughness is better for knotting rope than for weaving webs!"

"After the ropes are made, go to the sea to catch a few whales, and then use these ropes to tie the tails of the whales, and control the whales to drag the mountains. Wouldn't it be great!"

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When the aggrieved people heard Xiao Hei finished speaking, they were all stunned for a moment, they were so shocked by Xiao Hei's magnificent thought that they were speechless!

Seeing that Xiao Hei had calmed down the crowd as soon as he opened his mouth, he smiled triumphantly, and looked at Xiao Lu provocatively with his head up.

Xiaolu frowned and thought for a moment, not to be outdone, she finally walked off the stage vigorously. She stood in front of Xiaohei, put her hips on her hips and refuted Xiaohei: "Although your idea is good, it is not practical at all!"

"Where is it not practical? Come and listen to me." Xiao Hei waved his hand calmly.

"First, the spider silk is very thin. You have to gather a few thick ropes that can bind a whale. The amount of material used is definitely better than that of weaving a web. I am afraid that it is not enough to squeeze out a lot of masters."

Xiaolu talked eloquently, and turned around to ask Master Duoduo: "Master, am I right?"

"Yes! Yes! Exactly right! You are such a good boy!" Master Duoduo wept with joy, feeling that there is finally a child among these people who knows how to love him.

"Second..." Xiaolu didn't pay attention to Master Duoduo's excitement, she continued: "The whale is the overlord of the sea, how can we catch it as soon as we say it? Even if we can catch it, whether we can meet it is still a problem! "

"So in summary, your idea is just unrealistic!" Xiaolu raised her little chin proudly, and concluded.

"It's easy for you to criticize, so if you have the ability, you can tell me what you think!" Xiao Hei was not convinced, and he pushed Xiao Lu.

"Let me say it!" Xiaolu accepted Xiaohei's challenge. She walked a few steps back and forth in the field, raised her head again, and said with confidence: "My plan will be more magnificent than yours. This mountain is not Can it float on water? I deduce that it should be very light as a whole. So we only need to catch those seabirds as much as possible, and then tie one end to the feet of these seabirds and the other end to each part of the mountain with the silk spun out by Master Duoduo. at..."

"What's the use of tying these seabirds?" Xiao Hei laughed at Xiao Lu.

Master Duoduo who praised Xiaolu just now, now hearing what Xiaolu said, his eyes are also dark!

"How can this baby's thinking still be against my spider silk?" Master Duoduo thought to himself depressedly.

In a vague way, Master Duoduo heard Xiaolu answering Xiaohei's question again: "Their function is that if there are enough seabirds, they can fly up with this mountain! Is it cool?"

"You want me to spit out spider silk that can lift an entire mountain? You'd better kill me!" This was Master Duoduo's last thought before he fell into a coma.