[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Xu Baijin's silly father, who is pulling people to play chess, looks like a child again, which makes the people around him suspect that it was just a coincidence that someone beckoned a whale just now.

When having dinner that day, Qin Niang told Xu Baijin about this matter, Xu Baijin smiled disapprovingly, and told Qin Niang: "Since my father has been stupid, he has been able to get along with those little animals. At that time, we lived outside the city, and my father would often play the flute to call some birds to play with him."

"That's why I don't think it's surprising for you to say that he can recruit fish."

"But what your father summoned was a whale!" Qin Niang was a little mad.

"A whale is also a fish, isn't it just a bigger fish?" Xu Baijin curled his lips, feeling that Qin Niang was making a fuss.

"Forget it, I can't understand you father and son." Qin Niang gave up arguing with Xu Baijin about this issue in discouragement.

"If someone can recruit whales, let's recruit whales. Looking at it from the perspective of modern people, it's really not a big deal. The whale breeders in countless marine zoos around the world may also be able to recruit whales. It's me Influenced by those ancients, I have become short-sighted." Qin Niang reflected.

And Qin Niang, who had figured this out, looked at Xu Baijin's silly father again, and returned to normal.This guy still seems to be a fool, but he is good at some aspects, like a conductor.

However, compared to Qin Niang's relief, the tourists on the ship kept the scene of the silly father playing the flute to attract whales firmly in their hearts, and they even bragged about it to others after they returned.

Of course, this is also normal, because ordinary people will deliberately brag about the interesting things during the trip when they come back from a trip, to show that the trip was worthwhile, this is human nature.

There was a fool on that fool island who could play the flute to attract whales, and since then it has become a new selling point of fool island.Qin Niang, who was temporarily out of stock for sale, also earned a lot of performance fees by directing the silly father to play the flute to attract whales during the next few tourist visits.

……

After such a short period of time, everyone drifted on the sea for more than half a month, but the land was still far away.

In view of this, some people began to suspect that Xiaoqing and Xiaobai did not work hard.

One day, Linghu Chong finally couldn't help asking the owner of the ship who had brought people to the island several times: "Brother, how far is our island from the port where you started?"

"It's not far. We'll arrive at your place in three days from the port." The owner of the ship casually told Linghu Chong.

"Three days!" Linghu Chong was extremely surprised when he heard the words, and he asked cryptically, "Is it also three days at the beginning?"

"Of course, it was also three days at the beginning." The ship's owner replied firmly to Linghu Chong.

By the way, it seemed that he understood what question Linghu Chong wanted to ask, and the owner of the ship comforted Linghu Chong again: "Master Linghu Island, don't be discouraged, it's definitely slower to paddle an island, but you should persevere and persevere." Perseverance is like a foolish old man moving mountains, sooner or later this island will be rowed to the side of the land! I am optimistic about you, don't give up!"

The captain of the ship seemed to be consoling, but in fact he was fooling around, which made Linghu Chong feel more and more annoyed, but it also made Linghu Chong understand one thing: the problem here is probably not that Xiaoqing and Xiaobai didn't work hard, because even Xiaoqing Qing and Xiaobai didn't work hard, so many people paddled at the foot of the mountain with wooden planks for so many days, and this half of the mountain floating on the sea should have advanced a long distance. Is the distance still unchanged for three days?

Linghu Chong, who was full of doubts, handed over this problem to Xu Xian, the only scholar in the sect.

Xu Xian took the lead. He watched the stars every day and night, and carefully watched and recorded while everyone was paddling and Xiaoqing and Xiaobai were working.

After another week like this, Xu Xian finally found the cause of the problem. He told Linghu Chong: "It's because there is no sense of direction on the sea. Whether Xiaoqing and Xiaobai are pushing the mountain or everyone is paddling, it's all based on the position under our feet." Based on the direction of the mountain, they always move towards a fixed direction of the mountain..."

"Is there something wrong with this?" Linghu Chong was at a loss.

"There was nothing wrong with it originally, because the direction they exerted their force at the beginning was indeed based on the direction that the sea ship was coming from, and it was accurately facing the land."

"But..." Xu Xian smiled wryly, "But everyone obviously didn't expect that the mountain under our feet would rotate slowly with the waves, so when it rotated a little bit, everyone pushed or swayed .”

"And every time it spins around, everyone pushes it around the sea."

"What's even more speechless is that it turns around at a speed of about six days, which is almost the same as the round-trip time of that sea ship, so everyone can't judge from that sea ship that we pushed it astray. From the sea ship’s point of view, we have not moved.”

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Under Xu Xian's explanation, Linghu Chong, who had figured out the cause of the problem, was momentarily dumbfounded.As a child from Northwest China who has lived on the mountains for the first half of his life, how could he understand the twists and turns of the sea.

"Then what should we do?" Linghu Chong asked Xu Xian humbly.

"I checked the books, and it said that Sinan is needed to identify the direction at sea." Xu Xian scratched his head, "But we don't have this thing on the mountain."

"That ship must have them." Linghu Chong judged subconsciously.

"When it comes next time, I'll ask the owner to buy one."

"I guess that's the only way to go." Xu Xian nodded.

……

Next, Linghu Chong waited for the ship to visit him day by day.But on the day when the ship was supposed to arrive, the ship did not show up on time.

In the middle of the night, three men were lying on a broken wooden barrel, but they floated to the foot of the mountain in a state of embarrassment.

In the dark night, the three men couldn't tell the direction. They rested for a while, supported each other and squeezed into the nearby grass shed, and fell asleep with their heads sprawled out.

When they woke up the next morning, the three men looked around. They walked up the hill slowly, and when they passed the martial arts field, they studied the bicycles parked beside the martial arts field curiously for a while.

The three men went further, crossed the chain bridge, and came to the small courtyard of the Xu family.

In the small courtyard, only Qin Niang, who got up early at the moment, was fetching water to wash by the well, while Xu Baijin and his silly father were still sound asleep.

When Qin Niang saw these three people, she was startled suddenly, but after seeing the appearance of these three people clearly, she quickly calmed down again.

"Are you here by boat?" Qin Niang asked first.

"Yes, by boat." Among the three, the one with two mustaches was the first to answer Qin Niang with a smile.

"But the ship sank." The one in the white shirt among the three added in a calm tone.

"That's why we disturbed the girl!" The youngest-looking man among the three who also smiled the most gently responded to Qin Niang.

"Don't disturb!" Qin Niang also narrowed her eyes with a smile, because no one has called her a girl for a long time, some guys are either Comrade Qin Niang, or Aunt Qin Niang...

Turning around, she went into the room and moved three chairs out, Qin Niang handed them to the three to sit down.After brewing another pot of tea and taking out three bowls, Qin Niang said to the three of them, "Sit here and drink tea, and I'll inform the island owner."

"Then I'll thank you girl again!" Among the three of them, the one with two mustaches on his lips nodded his thanks to Niang Qin again.

Qin Niang waved her hand, but she stopped talking to these three people, she crossed the chain bridge, and went to Linghu Chong's residence.

Bang bang knocked on the door of Linghu Chong's residence, and Qin Niang told the sleepy-eyed Linghu Chong behind the door: "The protagonist in the movie is here."

"Who, who's here?" The confused Linghu Chong didn't react.

"Lu Xiaofeng." Qin Niang could only speak bluntly.

"Ah, Lu Xiaofeng is here!" Someone in the room behind Linghu Chong exclaimed, and then Linghu Chong was pushed aside by one person, and Yue Lingshan's excited face appeared behind the door.

"Why are you so excited?" Qin Niang gave Yue Lingshan a blank look, and she reminded Yue Lingshan: "He is not as good-looking as Brother Chong!"

"I know, I don't like old men with beards either." Yue Lingshan defended: "I just want to ask if Ximen Chuuxue is also here? He is my favorite."

"Yeah, this guy still likes Ice and Snow Man, think about it, Lin Pingzhi and Ximen Chuuxue are really similar." Qin Niang thought to herself.

Looking sympathetically at Linghu Chong behind the door with a gloomy expression, Qin Niang finally did not hide from Yue Lingshan.

"Ximen Chuuxue is also here, and Huamanlou is here," Qin Niang said.

……

Qin Niang did not expect that Linghu Chong would wake up everyone, and then lead a large group of people to her small courtyard noisily.

On the way, Qin Niang asked Linghu Chong in a very puzzled voice: "Why did you bring so many people to welcome the three of them? Is it too grand?"

"Grand? No, it's not grand at all!" Linghu Chong gritted his teeth and responded to Qin Niang.

"I'm afraid we'll meet each other. I'm going to be jealous of that Ximen Chuixue. He's so good in the movie. I also have Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou to help me. Naturally, I have to bring more people. If I don't win, I will fight with the group." beat them!"

"You cowardly man!" Qin Niang was speechless to Linghu Chong.

Of course, speechless is speechless. As the matchmaker between Linghu Chong and Yue Lingshan, Qin Niang is still on Linghu Chong's side. She kindly reminded Linghu Chong: "Since you are going to fight in groups, you don't dare to call those female disciples. Manlou, they might turn against you, a senior brother!"

"Oh, I actually forgot this!" Linghu Chong patted his head angrily.

Linghu Chong quickly turned around, he stopped a group of Huashan school female disciples behind him, and said tactfully: "The three of them are men, it's inappropriate for you women to show your heads in public, you go back first."

"We are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, where did these old rules come from?" A group of Huashan School female disciples shouted angrily, they bypassed Linghu Chong and walked forward on their own.

Linghu Chong and a group of male disciples of the Huashan School were left standing there, looking at each other.

"I suddenly felt that this world is not so fun anymore." An unmarried male disciple said quietly.

……

Complaints are nothing but complaints, Linghu Chong finally caught up with these female disciples helplessly, and brought them to the small courtyard of Xu's family.

It's just that when everyone entered Xu's small courtyard, they were all stunned.

Everyone saw a man in white clothes covered with mud confronting Xu Baijin from a distance.

The man in white was holding a sword in his arms, and he was staring at Xu Baijin without squinting.Xu Baijin was holding his Huashan school sword obliquely, with a dull and ignorant expression on his face.

"What are they doing?" Seeing this, Qin Niang was so frightened that she was about to rush over, but was stopped by the man with two mustaches on his lips.

The man with two mustaches on his lips told Qin Niang: "My brother is a sword idiot, and he can't help itching when he sees a master. But this little brother just pushed the door out with a sword, and my brother saw it." It turns out that he is a peerless sword master!"

"He's my son, what a master, I haven't learned Huashan swordsmanship yet!" Qin Niang yelled at the man with two mustaches on his lips, "Tell your brother to stop!"

"The aura of these two people has been firmly locked. Unless the martial arts are far superior to the two of them, no one will be able to separate them." The man with two mustaches on his lips shook his head, and at the same time he assured Qin Niang: "You Don't worry, I will never let my brother hurt your son at all!"

"Really!" Qin Niang slanted at the man with two mustaches on his lips.

"I guarantee it with my life!" The man with two mustaches swore.

"That's fine." Qin Niang backed away in peace, and told Xu Baijin loudly: "Jin'er, he is the sword god, don't hold back."

"My lady, I know." Xu Baijin turned his head to answer Qinniang.

"Hey, aren't you locked by his breath? How dare you turn around?" Linghu Chong kindly reminded Xu Baijin.

"Eldest brother, what is breath lock? I don't feel it at all." Xu Baijin turned back to chat with Linghu Chong again.

The man in white clothes holding a sword opposite Xu Baijin, when he heard what Xu Baijin said, the corners of his eyes twitched non-stop. He dared to stare for so long, but the other party didn't feel it.

"Is this guy really a master with a sword? Am I wrong?" The man in white doubted his vision for the first time.