[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Linghu Chong, Yue Lingshan and Lin Pingzhi went out again the next day to look for Master Duoduo.But the three of them searched for it all morning without thinking, but they found nothing.

This master Duoduo seemed to have changed his temper today, and he had been quiet all morning, and he didn't bring those middle-aged and elderly women out to toss.

But at noon, when Linghu Chong and the other three were about to lose patience, they were eating noodles at a food stall at the entrance of an alley, when they suddenly saw more than a dozen middle-aged and elderly women carrying a big drum and a long banner, He walked out from the depths of the alley with arrogance and arrogance.

When these middle-aged and elderly women passed by Linghu Chong and the other three, Linghu Chong and the other three raised their heads and saw that the writing on the long banner read: Killing Pig Alley Duoduo Fan Team wishes Master Duoduo's Lingtai Temple branch fundraising meeting to be held smoothly success!

Seeing this, Linghu Chong and the other three looked at each other happily, and they couldn't help feeling: There is no place to find if you break through the iron shoes, and it's easy to get here!

Not daring to delay, Linghu Chong and the other three immediately followed the group of middle-aged and elderly women and headed in one direction.

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Before they knew it, Linghu Chong and the other three followed to the gate of a park. Along the way, they found that there were still many groups of middle-aged and elderly women, beating gongs and drums, and carrying banners to meet here.

When Linghu Chong and the others finally followed up a remote wasteland in the park, they were horrified to see thousands of middle-aged and elderly women gathered on the wasteland.

Master Duoduo with white eyebrows and white beard stands conspicuously on a temporary high platform built on the wasteland. His face is flushed and he smiles often.

If there are too many people cheering and waving in the audience, Master Duoduo will occasionally stretch out four arms from behind and respond to everyone's enthusiasm with six hands...

"This spider spirit is crazy, and it doesn't hide its truth anymore." Yue Lingshan stood in the crowd and said in surprise.

"What is he afraid of? No matter what he does now, these die-hard fans will think it is his Buddhist supernatural power." Linghu Chong responded to Yue Lingshan's surprise with a sneer, and added: "Look, he is just spitting out spiders on the spot now." Silk, these stupid believers will only cheer without questioning."

"Really?" Yue Lingshan didn't believe it.

"Definitely." Linghu Chong promised, and at the same time, to prove this point, he snatched a bouquet of flowers from an old woman next to him, and said to the old woman: "Grandma, can I dedicate this bouquet to her for you?"

"Okay! Okay!" The old woman had no teeth in her mouth. She narrowed her eyes with a smile, pursed her lips and nodded repeatedly.

"See clearly." Linghu Chong reminded Yue Lingshan again, and with a wave of his hand, he threw the bouquet of flowers onto the stage.

Linghu Chong secretly used the principle of Dugu Nine Swords to throw this bouquet of flowers, throwing it not too close and not too far, so that Master Duoduo couldn't reach it, but if Master Duoduo didn't catch it, he would appear unresponsive...

And sure enough, at the moment when the bouquet of flowers flew over the head of Master Duoduo, a bunch of white silk suddenly shot out from one hand of Master Duoduo, and the white silk flexibly wrapped around the flowers in the air, bringing it back to the master hands.

When the middle-aged and elderly women gathered in the audience saw this miraculous scene, they cheered again and yelled like crazy: "You are so powerful! The Dharma is profound!"

"Am I right?" Linghu Chong turned to ask Yue Lingshan with a wry smile, Yue Lingshan was dumbfounded.

Lin Pingzhi, among the three of them, frowned, and said worriedly: "Senior brother, how can we take this spider spirit away? If we forcefully snatch it, these people may tear us apart."

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Half an hour later, the fundraising meeting for the construction of the branch of Lingtai Temple was finally about to begin.Master Duoduo stood on the high platform in high spirits, holding a drum hammer in his hand, and when the auspicious time came, he would beat the drum to officially raise donations.

"Buddha, you must bless your disciples so that our lineage of Lingtai Temple can continue!" During the waiting interval, Master Duoduo closed his eyes and prayed devoutly.

And when Master Duoduo finished his pious prayer and opened his eyes again, he saw another person coming to the stage holding flowers.

And this time there are still two people on stage together, and to Master Duoduo's surprise, both of them are young and beautiful beauties.

Master Duoduo is naturally not a womanizer, and he was pleasantly surprised that some young people presented flowers to him, which shows that his audience for preaching the Dharma has broadened again, which is gratifying and congratulatory.

Master Duoduo greeted them immediately with a smile on his face. He reached out to take the flowers from these two young and beautiful beauties, but suddenly found that his wrist was grabbed by the other party.

Master Duoduo, who was used to being harassed by middle-aged and elderly women, didn't take it seriously. He was just curious for a moment: Why do young beauties here also like to do this?

Continuing to smile kindly calmly, Master Duoduo allowed these two young and beautiful beauties to hold on to his wrists, and waited for them to let go when they had grasped enough.

But soon, Master Duoduo discovered that the flowers in the arms of the two beauties were divided to the left and right, and two cylindrical objects were exposed.On the surface of this object, there are patterns of some insects lying dead on the ground, and there are three shocking characters of insecticide.

Master Duoduo was startled. He was just about to break free from the pull of these two young and beautiful beauties, but he heard these two young and beautiful beauties whispering in his ears: "You dead spider spirit, you are making it difficult for us to find you by running around." Now stop talking, hurry up and find an excuse to go backstage, otherwise we will surely show you your prototype in front of these believers as soon as we press the button of this insecticide!"

The voices of these two young and beautiful beauties were actually men's voices!And Master Duoduo also recognized that they were Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi in disguise.

Master Duoduo gave up his resistance in frustration.

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Master Duoduo gave up his resistance, and Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi successfully took him to the back of the high platform. In a corner where no one could see, they forced Master Duoduo to turn back into a spider and put it into a small airy box. in the bottle.

Bringing this small bottle, Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi hurriedly returned to the front of the high platform. The middle-aged and elderly women under the high platform only had Master Duoduo in their eyes. Seeing that Master Duoduo did not come out with Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi, they also No one paid attention to Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi anymore.

Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi took the opportunity to find Yue Lingshan, and the three left safely with Master Duoduo in full view.

That night, in Qinniang's single apartment, just to be on the safe side, in case Master Duoduo would sneak out and make trouble again, Master Duoduo was still locked in the small bottle by the three of them and was not released.

In the middle, Qinniang's mother came over to look for Master Duoduo in a desperate manner. Linghu Chong and the other three pretended to be stupid and said they didn't see it.

In desperation, Qinniang's mother had to entrust Linghu Chong and the other three to bring a message to Master Duoduo: She invited Master Duoduo to come back to visit his followers when she was free, and his followers would miss Master Duoduo forever.

Qiniang's mother spoke provocatively, which also made Master Duoduo, who was locked in the small bottle, a little depressed. It lay there motionless, and didn't bother to pay attention to Linghu Chong and the other three people. Passed away by the jade bracelet.

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But Linghu Chong and the other three were carrying Master Duoduo, sitting on a pile of grain, oil, rice noodles and being sent back, they opened their eyes, but found that they did not appear in the well of Xu Baijin's house, but were suspended in a strange place. In the void.

Above this void is the blue sky and white clouds; below the void is a deep valley.Not far in front of it, there is another strange mountain peak. The peak of this mountain seems to have been shaved off by some kind of force, and the remaining top is flat like a huge tabletop.

Linghu Chong and the other three floated in the air, staring at the strange scene in front of them, dumbfounded.After a while, Yue Lingshan suddenly screamed: "This is where our Huashan School used to be! Look, isn't there the Siguo Cliff nearby? That's the mountain path we used to go up the mountain..."

Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi got Yue Lingshan to remind them, they looked again and found that it was really the case.Even where they were staying at the moment, they quickly figured it out. If the small courtyard of the Xu family and the top of the lonely peak were still there, they should be staying in the well of the small courtyard of the Xu family!

But both the small courtyard of the Xu family and the top of the lonely peak have been transmitted to another world, so they are now staying in the void.

"It's over, the jade bracelet passed the wrong location, so we won't be trapped here, right?" Linghu Chong was shocked, but soon he wondered again: "No, if the location was sent to the wrong location, why didn't we Was thrown?"

"Does this mean..." Linghu Chong rubbed his chin and pondered, "It means that there is no mistake in the transmission, it's just that we haven't arrived at the station yet, we are still in the car, that's why we didn't get thrown off."

"What car? A transparent car?" Lin Pingzhi beside him had never read Doraemon's comic books, so he couldn't understand Linghu Chong's super-age language for a while.

"Space-time car, something that allows us to travel through time and space." Linghu Chong explained to Lin Pingzhi casually.

"Then what should we do now?" Lin Pingzhi who still couldn't understand asked again.

"If it's just stopping halfway, we can only wait until it restarts before taking us on." Linghu Chong spread his hands.

"Then can't we get out of the car earlier?" Yue Lingshan heard Linghu Chong's words, and she missed her parents for a moment.She stood up and groped around along an invisible transparent wall.

"Don't!" Linghu Chong hurriedly stopped Yue Lingshan's adventure, he held Yue Lingshan and said, "Get out of the car here, you will fall into the abyss!"

"I know." Yue Lingshan gave Linghu Chong a blank look, "I just want to find out if there is a door to get off the bus. If there is, at least it means that there is a possibility of getting off the bus early in the future."

"Then leave me alone if you get off the car early in the future. I don't dare to go back with you two. If you lose the entire Huashan faction, your father will beat me to death." Linghu Chong looked pitiful.

"You are stupid, if I can get off the bus halfway, I can also get on the bus halfway." Yue Lingshan reminded Linghu Chong, "After I go back to visit my parents, I can still come back to accompany you!"

"That's impossible, you will never come up after you go down!" Linghu Chong shook his head.

"My father knows how to fly a kite!" Yue Lingshan smiled and gesticulated wildly: "He will fly a big kite, and I will fly over on the kite."

"Besides, don't we have Master Duoduo?" Yue Lingshan glanced intentionally or unintentionally at Master Duoduo who was lying in the small bottle with his eyes closed and meditating, and she proudly described: "You can also let Master Duoduo spin silk and use it as a rope to help me up and down."

"So high?" Linghu Chong looked down at the tabletop-like peak closest to him and the others, and calculated that the distance was more than 200 meters. He wondered, "Is there enough spider silk in Master Duoduo's stomach? "

"It's definitely enough. If it's not enough, let Master Duoduo spin the silk backwards." Yue Lingshan said confidently.

"What do you mean spinning silk backwards?" Linghu Chong was curious, Master Duoduo who was closing his eyes to rest, also opened his eyes slightly.

"It is to stick the silk spit out by Master Duoduo to our side first, and then throw Master Duoduo down. In order to survive and not be thrown to death, he will definitely spin silk desperately...spin silk desperately...until he Land safely on the ground." Yue Lingshan narrated innocently.