[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Yue Lingshan's method was not used after all, because after an hour or so, a white light flashed in front of her eyes, and Yue Lingshan, Linghu Chong, and Lin Pingzhi who were floating in the sky disappeared miraculously in place.

And when the three of them came back to their senses again, they were already huddled in the well of Xu Baijin's house. Most of the food, oil, rice, noodles and other things they brought with them were scattered around the well just like Qin Niang's Simmons back then. .

When the three of them jumped out of the well carrying the remaining bags of grain, oil, rice and noodles, they saw Qinniang's family sitting around the other side of the yard having dinner.

Without waiting for the three of them to speak, Qin Niang put down the bowls and chopsticks curiously, and asked them: "Why did you come back more than an hour late? Did you meet your master when you went back this time?"

Linghu Chong took the place of the three of them, and he answered Qinniang's question: "When we went, we went straight to your house and didn't meet Master. But on the way back, we stopped over Mount Hua for a while, so we were delayed."

"Ah, did you meet your master when you came back?" Qin Niang asked again worriedly.

"I haven't met." Linghu Chong shook his head, "According to the time, it is estimated that my master and others should still be attending the Five Sacred Mountains Conference in Songshan."

"Then what does Mount Hua look like now?" Qin Niang looked curious.

"What else can it look like? Xiangu, your house has been moved here, and our Huashan faction has also moved here. There is only one big table left." Linghu Chong shrugged his shoulders.

"There's only one big table left? What do you mean?" Qin Niang couldn't understand Linghu Chong's words.

"A mountain peak, half of which disappeared out of thin air, and the remaining half is smooth and flat, what do you think it looks like?" Linghu Chong reminded Qin Niang.

"Like...like a tabletop..." Qin Niang imagined, and suddenly realized: "Oh, that's what you meant when you said there was only one big table left."

"This is very interesting!" Qin Niang yearned longingly, "If it can be developed into a scenic spot to collect tickets, your master will send it!"

"It's not bad to cultivate good fields, it's equivalent to a small plain!" Xu Baijin, who was eating, raised his head and interjected.

"Yeah!" Qin Niang nodded, and all the guilt and anxiety she had felt towards Yue Buqun were wiped away in her heart. Although she accidentally took away Yue Buqun's Huashan faction, it left Yue Buqun with A better foundation?

"If Yue Buqun is sensible, he should thank me in return!" Qin Niang thought to herself.

Then, Qin Niang asked Linghu Chong: "You stopped at Mount Hua on the way back, did you go down to play?"

"I can't get down!" Linghu Chong cried out, "We are staying in the original well of your house, and the nearest tabletop peak below is hundreds of feet away..."

"So high?" Qin Niang was speechless, she said regretfully: "It seems that I can only go next time with enough rope."

"By the way, where is Master Duoduo?" Qin Niang said here, she suddenly remembered that there was one person missing in Linghu Chong's team, and she asked Linghu Chong nervously.

"He's in the bottle." Linghu Chong took out the small bottle where Master Duoduo was imprisoned, and handed it to Qin Niang.

"Why did you lock up Master Duoduo? You are so old, you have to respect the old man!" Qin Niang scolded Linghu Chong, unscrewed the bottle cap, and poured out Master Duoduo.

Master Duoduo landed on both feet, and changed back to his old monk image in the blink of an eye. He reached out and grabbed Qin Niang's sleeves, crying to Qin Niang with tears and snot in his nose: "They teamed up to bully the old monk and threatened the old monk with pesticides. !"

Turning around and pointing at Yue Lingshan, Master Duoduo then complained in grief and indignation: "There is also this girl, she wanted to throw me down even more, and let me spin silk to make ropes for them..."

"What is this all about?" Qin Niang was confused, she interrupted Master Duoduo's accusation, and after pointing back, Lin Pingzhi remained silent.

"Xiao Linzi, tell the story."

……

Although Lin Pingzhi became a little introverted due to the pain of losing his father, his eloquence is actually excellent.In front of everyone, he quickly explained the cause and effect clearly.

After listening to Lin Pingzhi's narration, Qin Niang couldn't help being dumbfounded for a long time.Then, she turned around and told Master Duoduo: "Master, you have to thank them for saving you in time!"

"Why should I thank them? If it wasn't for the two brats blocking it, I would have raised enough money to build a branch of Lingtai Temple there!" Master Duoduo was annoyed.

"Master, you are confused! You are also a goblin who has lived for hundreds of years, don't you understand the truth that being too ostentatious will bring you harm?" Qin Niang asked Master Duoduo.

Without waiting for Master Duoduo to answer, Qin Niang said again: "Besides, the place you are blatantly is actually our fairy world."

"What happened to the fairy world?" Master Duoduo was puzzled.

"It's easy for people in the fairy world to catch you, and it only takes an X-ray to see your real image." Qin Niang frightened Master Duoduo.

"And if you are caught by someone in the fairy world..." Qin Niang hesitated to speak.

"What will happen?" Master Duoduo showed a nervous look.

"They will tie you to a table, start from the top of your head, and use extremely sharp blades to slice you into hundreds of thousands of thin slices! Sliced ​​for short."

"You...you...people from the fairy world are really unreasonable!" Master Duoduo was soft-footed.

"No, you're wrong, they are understandable, they are for science, for research." Qin Niang corrected Master Duoduo with a smile.

"So, should you thank them for taking you away in time?" Qin Niang asked Master Duoduo again.

Master Duoduo was speechless. After a while, he put his palms together and recited the Buddha's name, then turned to Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi and said, "There is no repayment for saving your life. I know that you want to drink my blood because you always want to be those spiders." man."

"But you have also drank it for many days, but it still hasn't mutated. It can be seen that the old monk's blood has nothing to do with you." Master Duoduo shook his head.

"Fortunately, I had a good friend hundreds of years ago. He was actually a white bat that lived for hundreds of years. In order to repay your favor, I decided to make a trip..."

"Batman?" Linghu Chong's eyes lit up immediately, he nodded repeatedly, and urged Master Duoduo: "Master, you should go early and come back early, I will wait for your good news."

……

Watching Master Duoduo go away, Linghu Chong, Yue Lingshan and Lin Pingzhi didn't stay in the courtyard of Xu Baijin's house for a long time, they returned the jade bracelet to Qin Niang, and then went back to their respective residences.

Qin Niang returned to her original position and continued to eat. When the bowl of rice was almost finished, Qin Niang looked up and saw Xu Baijin sitting there in a daze.

"Jin'er, why are you in a daze if you don't eat?" Qin Niang asked Xu Baijin concerned.

"I'm thinking about a question." Xu Baijin responded to Qinniang.

"What's the problem?" Qin Niang was curious.

"I have read the comic books brought back by the big brother, and I know that Spiderman mutated after being bitten by a spider, but the Batman in the book didn't say that he was bitten by a bat and mutated? The white bat that Master Duoduo brought back , will it really work?" Xu Baijin was at a loss.

"This..." Qin Niang was also at a loss, because she didn't know how Batman became Batman, and she didn't like to read stories about fighting and killing.

"Forget it, just to be on the safe side, you should stay away from that white bat at that time." Qin Niang reminded Xu Baijin.

"Why." Xu Baijin was puzzled.

"Because bats are creatures that carry many infectious diseases." Qin Niang explained to Xu Baijin.

"I understand." Xu Baijin bowed his head to eat.

"For this kind of thing, let the big brother test the poison first."

……

In the next few days, Qin Niang saw that Linghu Chong was looking forward to the mountain gate of Huashan School every day, he lingered around the mountain gate all day long, and only returned home in the evening.

If it weren't for the fact that the two female disciples guarding the mountain gate were too young, everyone in the Huashan sect would think that their elder brother had moved on.

But even if this is the case, some rumors are secretly growing in the Huashan sect. For example, among the female disciples who came to play mahjong in the small courtyard of the Xu family, it was rumored that among the two young female disciples guarding the mountain gate, one of them must be Linghu Chong illegitimate daughter.Otherwise, why did Linghu Chong accompany them every day?

As for who it is, it is not clear, everyone insists on their own opinions.

Fortunately, this rumor was self-defeating on the seventh day.Everyone saw that it turned out that Linghu Chong was guarding in front of the mountain gate to wait for Master Duoduo to return.

And returning with Master Duoduo, there is also a mysterious person.This mysterious man was wearing a loose white robe and a bamboo hat with a veil covering his face. No one could see his face clearly, let alone distinguish between male and female.

He seemed to be a mute, after entering the mountain gate, he didn't say a word, silently following Master Duoduo, Linghu Chong took the initiative to talk to him, and he only nodded and shook his head in response.

Master Duoduo explained to Linghu Chong: "My good friend has lived in a cave for a long time, and he hides by day and night, and has almost no contact with humans, so he is not good at communicating with people."

Hearing this, Linghu Chong expressed his understanding, and since he already wanted others, he tried not to talk to the white bat spirit, and arranged for the white bat spirit to live next door to Master Duoduo.

……

The next day, Master Duoduo habitually came to the Martial Arts Arena to donate blood, and the white bat spirit also followed to watch the excitement.

Probably seeing the exquisite swordsmanship of the people of the Huashan School, the white bat looked at it for a while, and then he took the initiative to take the long sword in the hands of Master Duoduo, and wanted to compete with the people of the Huashan School instead of Master Duoduo.

Not to mention, after this battle, it can be seen that the white bat spirit is far superior to Master Duoduo. He doesn't seem to have learned any sword skills, but when he swung his sword to block, he was naturally free and easy.

And once he was in danger, he jumped up, floated lightly in mid-air, hovered and glided gracefully, and launched a counterattack from top to bottom.

What's more, he seems to have eyes behind him, so he can accurately dodge attacks without looking.

Everyone in the Huashan faction had nothing to do with him, and in the end, Linghu Chong took up the sword himself and competed with him.

……

Facing the power of the Dugu Nine Swords, the white bat spirit finally began to feel a little restrained.

After dozens of moves, Linghu Chong swung his sword sideways, and the white bat spirit couldn't dodge anymore, Linghu Chong lifted the bamboo hat off his head.

The white bat spirit then tilted his head back, a piece of black hair like a dark cloud swept across everyone's eyes, his exposed face was carved with powder and jade, crystal clear like jade, it was beautiful!

Everyone in the Huashan faction was stunned, and Linghu Chong was also stunned!

Embarrassed, Linghu Chong hurriedly retracted his sword and backed away. The white bat raised his sleeve to cover his face, and turned around and ran away.

"Is your friend a girl?" After a long time, Linghu Chong asked Master Duoduo who was smiling.

"A woman?" Master Duoduo was a little confused, he asked Linghu Chong: "How do you know he is a woman?"

"That face, as long as you're not blind, you can tell it's a woman, okay?" Linghu Chong was speechless.

"You can tell male and female just by looking at the face?" Master Duoduo showed obvious disbelief, and he told Linghu Chong: "The moment I shaped a man, I can also become his appearance, don't you think I am a woman? "

"No!" Linghu Chong imagined that Master Duoduo's face had become like that, he couldn't help but shudder, and also remembered that these goblins can change randomly before they transform into humans, and they really can't be male or female just by looking at their faces.

"Then how did you become like this in the first place?" Linghu Chong asked Master Duoduo curiously.

"This looks like an eminent monk. I am a spider spirit who aspires to be a monk. Of course, I have to be shaped like an eminent monk. To tell you the truth, my appearance is just like that of the most respected old monk at that time. Yes." Master Duoduo said proudly.

"Then is your friend male or female?" Linghu Chong returned to the previous question.

"I don't know." Master Duoduo simply shook his head.

"Your friends who have been friends for hundreds of years don't know men and women?" Linghu Chong fainted.

"We have different species and different aesthetics. My old man is a spider spirit, and he is a bat spirit. When we make friends, we make friends. Why do we need to know the gender of each other?" Master Duoduo looked at Linghu Chong incomprehensibly.

"If you have been friends with a dog for hundreds of years, would you care whether he is a male dog or a female dog?" Master Duoduo asked Linghu Chong back.

Linghu Chong was dumbfounded by Master Duoduo's question. He wanted to answer the word "Care" in a fit of anger, but he also felt that it would be a pervert for him to answer like this!

"I'll tell you again..." Master Duoduo made another final blow: "It's meaningless to ask about gender among goblins, because some species can change gender at will. They may be female in the morning and become female at night. male."