[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang is worried about Fa Hai's golden bowl here, and Linghu Chong is also in a state of desperation on the other side. There is no other reason, Master Duoduo is missing!

As for Master Duoduo's disappearance, it started when Linghu Chong and others were teleported there by the jade bracelet. Unsurprisingly, in the middle of the night that day, Linghu Chong and the others were still teleported back to Qinniang's single apartment, but not to Huashan.

Relieved, Linghu Chong happily took Yue Lingshan, who had just come to modern society for the first time, to the streets early the next morning.You must know that Linghu Chong still has 1 yuan in RMB, which is enough for him to squander.

As for Lin Pingzhi, he went to sleep in the room of the woman next door as soon as the message came.The woman next door wanted to recuperate his body. Obviously, the woman next door would not let Lin Pingzhi leave her until the moment he was about to go back.

This also led to the next day, only Master Duoduo, a spider spirit, guarded Qin Niang's bachelor's apartment boredly.

Originally, Master Duoduo could bear the loneliness, he promised Linghu Chong that he would never go out, and would just meditate in this room.

But the weather was unpredictable, and no one expected that Qin Niang's mother secretly remembered the timing of Qin Niang's return every time. On this day, she guessed that Qin Niang should come back, so she quietly slipped to the door of Qin Niang's single apartment. In addition, he opened the door with the key that he secretly assigned when cleaning Qin Niang last time.

Following Qin Niang's mother, she tiptoed into Qin Niang's bachelor apartment. She was going to block Qin Niang and ask Qin Niang when will she officially get married?Let Qin Niang have to give a letter of approval.

In the aftermath, Qin Niang's mother did not see Qin Niang, she could only see Master Duoduo, an old monk with white eyebrows and beard, meditating in her daughter's room.

When Qinniang's mother was buzzing in her head, she automatically imagined certain scenes.

In the first scene, Qin Niang was deceived by a bad man. She shaved off three thousand threads of troubles, escaped into Buddhism, and worshiped this old monk as her teacher.

However, Qiniang's mother is an urbanite who has read a lot of books after all. She quickly overturned this guess. The reason is very simple. If Qiniang wants to worship a teacher and believe in Buddhism, she must worship an old nun anyway, you are a yellow flower Girl, what the hell is asking an old monk to be your teacher?

And when the first scene was overturned, the second scene immediately appeared in Qiniang's mother's mind.Qin Niang's mother combined the news on TV, and she quickly thought of another possibility.

Another possibility is that Qin Niang might have been deceived by an old liar pretending to be an eminent monk, cheated of money and sex, and secretly made offerings to the old liar.

The more Qiniang's mother thought about it, she couldn't help but feel that the probability of this possibility was higher. She took a peek at Master Duoduo's rosy old face and his pair of squinting eyes, and she became more and more certain in her heart.

"My daughter is such a good cabbage, how can I let you, an old liar, give in to you!" Qiniang's mother finally lost her temper. She picked up a broom and rushed over to give Master Duoduo a frenzy. beat!

Poor master Duoduo, he was cheering himself up in his own singing at that time, and was caught off guard by Qin Niang's mother's sudden attack. He subconsciously jumped up with his hands and feet, jumped onto the wall beside him, and followed the wall , quickly climbed up to the ceiling...

All this is the instinct of spiders.

When Master Duoduo recovered from his shock, he was already hanging upside down from the ceiling, confronting Qinniang's mother, who was holding a broom, with big eyes and small eyes.

After a while, Qinniang's mother rolled the whites of her eyes, but she fainted from the shock of Master Duoduo's strange appearance.

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In Master Duoduo's long life, there must have been some people who were fainted by him inadvertently.So this time Qinniang's mother fainted first, but Master Duoduo regained her composure.

Because this shows that Qinniang's mother is an ordinary person, and she didn't come to see Master Duoduo to kill demons.Having settled down, Master Duoduo hurriedly fell back to the ground. He carefully looked at Qinniang's mother's face, and seeing that she looked almost like Qiniang, he immediately understood that most of the human beings in front of him were Qinniang's mother.

Master Duoduo quickly helped Qinniang's mother up and let her sit on the chair.

When Qiniang's mother woke up, Master Duoduo became solemn and solemn. He chanted Amitabha and explained to Qiniang's mother: "Female benefactor, I am the abbot of Lingtai Temple, not a villain. I came here to respond to you." Invited by my daughter's friend."

"Then where is my daughter?" Qin Niang's mother shrank timidly when she woke up and asked Master Duoduo.

"She's in the mountains." Master Duoduo replied naturally.

"Why didn't she go with you this time?" Qin Niang's mother asked again in doubt.

"This old monk doesn't know about it." Master Duoduo didn't lie.

"Then what are you doing here?" Qin Niang's mother continued to ask.

"It's your daughter's companion who wants to buy grain, oil, rice and noodles." Master Duoduo knew everything.

"Oh, it turns out that you are here to buy supplies for the Hope Primary School in the mountains." Qiniang's mother suddenly realized, and her hostility towards Master Duoduo disappeared immediately.

"But Master, you are so old, can you move those things back to the mountain?" Qin Niang's mother turned to worry about Master Duoduo's body.

"Probably won't ask the old monk to move?" Master Duoduo was surprised when he heard the words, and he told Qin Niang's mother: "You don't know something about the benefactor, they brought the old monk because they said that the old monk can give them strength... "

"Give them strength?" Qin Niang's mother was also taken aback. She recalled the scene of Master Duoduo hanging upside down from the ceiling just now, and once again made up her mind: "Master, do you have special abilities?"

"What supernatural power?" Master Duoduo held his long white beard under his chin reservedly, and said modestly, "It's just a little supernatural power bestowed by the Buddha because of my lifelong belief in Buddhism."

"Supernatural powers? That's even worse, the master seems to be a well-rounded eminent monk!" Little stars appeared in Qinniang's mother's eyes, and she completely forgot that not long ago she was called an old liar.

"My daughter, He Dehe Neng, actually knows you, an eminent monk." Qin Niang's mother was moved, and asked with concern: "I wonder how many days the eminent monk will stay here?"

"Two days later in the afternoon, I will go back to the mountain with them." Master Duoduo calculated with his fingers.

"There's plenty of time at that time." Qin Niang's mother slapped her thigh excitedly, and she said to Master Duoduo: "It's rare for Master to go down the mountain, so we should save more people. I'll take you to meet my friends, Master. You just need to show them your hand, and they will become your diehard fans."

"The old monk's morality is superficial, and he dare not talk extravagantly about crossing people." Master Duoduo waved his hand modestly.

"Master, you are too modest! You can do it absolutely. If you don't say anything else, your trick of hanging the ceiling upside down just now is better than many guys here who claim to be monks!" Qin Niang's mother encouraged Master Duoduo.

"Really? The Buddhism in this world is so weak?" Master Duoduo couldn't believe it.

"Really." Qin Niang's mother affirmed, and by the way, she asked Master Duoduo curiously: "Master, do you have any other supernatural powers?"

"This..." Master Duoduo pondered, if he fully recovers, he will indeed have a lot of small supernatural powers. You must know that Lingtai Temple was also full of incense before, and he is also credited.

But now he is still recovering, and all he can use is the spider's natal supernatural power.

"Dengping crosses the water, does it count as not sinking into the water?" Master Duoduo finally asked Qinniang's mother.

"Forget it! This definitely counts! The Bodhidharma in the past is nothing more than this!" Qin Niang's mother jumped up when she heard this, and she almost kowtowed to Master Duoduo.

"Let's go! Master, don't delay, I must take you to meet my sisters." Qin Niang's mother grabbed the sleeve of Master Duoduo's monk robe and dragged her towards the door.

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It was also because it was Qinniang's mother who dragged Master Duoduo away without authorization, so when Linghu Chong and Yue Lingshan came back from shopping that day, they suddenly found that Master Duoduo had disappeared.

Worried that this stupid spider spirit would be sold, and afraid that there would be no more spider blood to drink in the future, Linghu Chong and the others could only go to the streets again, looking for Master Duoduo everywhere.

On the way of searching, Linghu Chong and others discovered many traces left by Master Duoduo one after another.

For example, at the beginning, they heard some passers-by in a nearby community say that at nine or ten o'clock in the morning, an old monk with white eyebrows and white beard was surrounded by a large group of middle-aged and elderly women and performed a performance between several buildings. parkour.

"That's wonderful, that exciting, not inferior to foreign parkour masters at all." Passers-by gasped in amazement.

But the passer-by added: "I suspect that the old monk is a young man with makeup on, and the old man's skills should not be so vigorous."

The second trace that Linghu Chong and others found was by a river in this city. Many people gathered around the river bank to discuss, all talking about an old monk with white eyebrows and white beard leading the Hundreds of middle-aged and elderly women came and performed a peerless kung fu of stepping on waves like walking on flat ground in full view!

This time, after Linghu Chong and the others heard the rumors about Master Duoduo's troubles, they looked at each other in astonishment, wondering what Master Duoduo, the spider spirit, wanted to do.

After a long time, seeing that there was no result from the discussion, Linghu Chong could only say in a daze, "Let's continue the investigation first!"

However, Linghu Chong and the others continued to investigate, and when they obtained the third trace, it was already after nine o'clock at night after dark.They walked wearily to the city square, only to find that there was a sea of ​​people here, and all the people were excitedly talking about a wonderful square dance performance that had just ended.

Almost without asking Linghu Chong and others, many enthusiastic fans told them: "What? You came late, and you didn't see that performance! Let me tell you, it's really wonderful! One of them has white eyebrows and beard. The modern old monk, who led hundreds of middle-aged and elderly women, performed a square dance with Buddhist music in the middle of this square a few minutes ago."

"I took a video for you to enjoy." Someone also took the initiative to hand over the mobile phone video, and handed it to Linghu Chong and others.

Linghu Chong and the others looked up and saw that the old monk in the video was really Master Duoduo. He was waving his sleeves and kicking his legs with a blushing face amidst a weird and passionate Buddhist music. Behind him were hundreds of middle-aged and elderly women lined up neatly, I am imitating everything.

Not to mention, this master Duoduo really has a special charm in dancing. His dancing posture is like Dunhuang Flying Apsaras, and there is a hint of joy in Indian dances. dance with him.

Especially at the moment when the dance was at its most exciting, Master Duoduo slapped his back, and magically four arms appeared, just like Avalokitesvara, which is shocking!

……

After watching the dance video, Linghu Chong and the others looked at each other. They hid in a corner, and a great fear spread among them...

"I know what this dead spider spirit is going to do?" Linghu Chong whispered with a serious face.

"I also know..." Lin Pingzhi interrupted.

"What on earth is he going to do?" Yue Lingshan was still at a loss.

"He wants to create a Spider Cult and wants to be the leader himself!" Linghu Chong and Lin Pingzhi said in unison.

"Then what should we do?" Yue Lingshan asked hesitantly.

"What to do, find him and bring him back." Linghu Chong gritted his teeth and muttered in an inaudible voice: "Until I successfully become Spider-Man, I can't let him escape!"

"Yes, find him and bring him back." Lin Pingzhi agreed with Linghu Chong's opinion, but his reason was: "My wife is a bit stupid. If I don't intervene, she will become a follower of this spider spirit sooner or later."