[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

At noon that day, the Yokosuka U.S. Fleet Command on the shores of Tokyo Bay, Japan, was holding a press conference.

Everywhere inside and outside the base, American soldiers with live ammunition are everywhere on patrol. In the distance, some high-rise buildings overlooking the base have also stationed many American soldiers.

And in this tight security, I saw an American soldier on duty suddenly let out an exclamation, he raised his finger tremblingly, and pointed to the sea in the distance...

Everyone in the base looked in the direction of the American soldier's finger, and suddenly saw a young man wearing gorgeous costumes in the style of the Warring States period in Japan, who looked exactly like the legendary Japanese onmyoji, Abe, who was walking slowly. Get out of the sea.

When the young man got out of the water completely, the gorgeous clothes on his body showed no sign of being wet by the sea water at all.As soon as he flicked up his sleeves, under the astonished gaze of the American soldiers and many reporters, he stepped lightly on the sea water and walked towards the US military base step by step...

When the reporters saw this miraculous scene, they went crazy for a moment. They immediately aimed their cameras at the young man and pressed the shutter excitedly.

The commander of the US military base who was holding a press conference was confused when he saw this, but his good professionalism made him regain his sobriety quickly.Intuitively feeling that the comer was not kind, the commander of the US military base waved his hands and ordered the US soldiers in the base hoarsely: "Go and stop him, don't let him approach us!"

The U.S. soldiers in the base acted quickly after receiving the order from the commander. They first warned the young man with loudspeakers to stop and not move. , then shoot without saying a word.

Intensive gunshots rang out, and this young man who resembled Abe Seimei shook his body, but slowly flew high above the sky, followed by, he took out something from his arms...

Everyone had seen this object twice before, and they were all very familiar. The commander of the US military base was so frightened that he fell to his knees with a plop, and he uttered a heart-piercing cry: "No!"

It's a pity that the base commander was too late to shout. The entire base, including the US Seventh Fleet docked in the base, was immediately degraded into a wooden village and a raft under a flash of light.

However, this young man turned the U.S. military base into a wooden village, and he seemed not satisfied. He calmly faced the bullets fired by some U.S. soldiers who slipped through the net in the distance, and then landed from a high altitude into this place. Inside the US military base in Muzhai.

While inside the base, the American soldiers whose appearance had degenerated into primitive people were in a panic, this young man unexpectedly took out another cloth bag, and he casually packed everything in the base except people. Into the cloth burden that seems to be a bottomless pit.

After the young man quickly swept away all the materials in the base, he turned around and jumped into the sea nimbly, disappearing.

……

A few minutes later, at the gate of a US military base stationed in South Korea thousands of miles away, a group of US soldiers on duty were chewing gum and chatting. When one of the American soldiers was chatting happily, he suddenly opened his eyes wide.

The American soldier saw in disbelief that outside the base, the incumbent President of the United States he was familiar with walked over alone and waved to him.

"Look, look, who is that?" The American soldier excitedly reminded his companions.But he didn't notice that this man who looked like the president of the United States took out another thing from his arms with a smile...

The light flashed again, and the base behind the American soldier also turned into a wooden village, and the newly shipped THAAD system inside also turned into a pile of stones.

……

This person pretending to be Abe Seimei and the current president of the United States is naturally Xiaobai.

Xiaobai had fun, and after sweeping the US military base in South Korea, she rushed to Hawaii without stopping.

In the end, the 38 overseas military bases of the United States around the world were completely swept away by Xiaobai this day.

And if we talk about the previous few overseas military bases of the US military, Xiaobai still has elements of deception. Later, the Americans learned a few lessons and became wary. It was hard, although the identity she used later was still ever-changing.

And Xiaobai's forceful method also puzzled the Americans. This guy actually found that he could keep the time walkie-talkie on and let it automatically replace the surrounding man-made objects.

In this way, just turn on the time walkie-talkie and move forward, Xiaobai can easily sweep a US military base. Any bullets or missiles that try to block Xiaobai's advance and attack her will turn into a swarm before they get close to her. into primitive stones or wooden spears...

And Xiaobai Millennium Snake Demon's body is very tyrannical, these stones or wooden spears alone can't hurt her at all.

In desperation, the Americans were even forced to use a nuclear weapon when Xiaobai raided a US military base on an island.

It's a pity that the nuclear weapon is still a man-made object, and it has not yet fallen on Xiaobai's head, and it will inevitably become a stone.

……

This scene of Xiaobai being almost invincible made the world dumbfounded, and Qin Niang was also dumbfounded.Inadvertently, it also paralyzed Qin Niang, making Qin Niang quite disapproving of the abilities of the Americans.

So after Xiaobai swept away all the overseas military bases of the U.S. military, Qin Niang was very envious of Xiaobai's popularity for a while, so she asked Xiaobai to protect her and go to the White House to have fun.

The kind-hearted Qin Niang wants to talk about the truth with the President of the United States. She is going to persuade the Americans to have love in front of the world, and not to bully other countries wantonly with their own fists.

Of course, Qin Niang would not be so stupid as to meet the President of the United States with her true colors. She asked Xiao Bai to change herself into a fluttering appearance, which was also beautiful once.

And Xiaobai thought about it carefully, considering that if the transmission was directly near the President of the United States, the Americans should not mess around with the mouse, and she kept the time walkie-talkie on all the time, so facing a group of primitive Americans with primitive weapons, she alone It is really not difficult for a fairy who has practiced for thousands of years to protect Qin Niang, so she agreed to Qin Niang's request.

The two women, Qinniang and Xiaobai, really opened a random door that was directly teleported to the entrance of the thatched cottage of the White House.

Then Xiaobai passed through any door immediately, and she guarded the door.Qin Niang adjusted her makeup inside the door, followed Shi Shiran and walked out.

Trying to make herself appear graceful and luxurious, like a real female leader from an alien planet, Qin Niang slowly walked up to the President of the United States who was sitting in the thatched hut, and stretched out her arms to the president who kept blinking her small eyes. a right hand...

"On behalf of the planet Xiaofeng in the Gulong galaxy, I have an official meeting with your country!" Qin Niang said in her broken English pretendingly.

"Oh, mygod!" The President of the United States was awakened by Qin Niang's words, and he quickly stood up, wiped his greasy right hand on his buttocks after eating a hamburger, and held Qin Niang's hand behind his back.

"Then I will represent the United States, no, I will meet with your planet on behalf of the earth!" the President of the United States said of himself.

"But I don't know what your planet wants to discuss with our country? And your planet has just destroyed 38 overseas military bases of our country. I would like to ask your planet to explain the reason." The President of the United States then asked Qin Niang with a smile on his face.

"There is no reason." Qin Niang raised her face, and she taught the President of the United States: "We just want to imitate your country's behavior style to show your country, and hope that your country will learn from it from now on. Don't think that if you have a big fist, you can do whatever you want. Bullying other countries, in this universe, everything must be reasonable..."

"In the face of national interests, we have no reason to speak." The President of the United States interrupted Qin Niang impatiently.

"Nimma, where's your purple dish? Where's your universal value?" Qin Niang was speechless when the American president was so direct.

"That was the slogan of some idiots in previous sessions. Our new slogan is: America First!" The President of the United States clasped a fist with one hand, and he triumphantly corrected Qin Niang.

"We Americans love this new slogan now, so if you want us to change our national policy, don't be delusional, and don't think that destroying a few of our overseas bases can tell us what to do, we also have secret weapons. ..." The President of the United States seemed to see Qin Niang's purpose, he sat back on the presidential throne in his thatched hut, and leaned on Qin Niang with his arms folded.

"This melon is so stubborn!" Seeing that the President of the United States did not cooperate, Qin Niang suddenly felt a headache. She is not a politician after all, and she doesn't know how to deal with this situation.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother you." Qin Niang stomped her feet angrily, and was about to leave.

And at this moment, the President of the United States suddenly took out an unusually crude jar from behind him, and he told Qin Niang with a strange expression: "I made this jar with primitive craftsmanship."

"It's so ugly!" Qin Niang said bluntly with a straight face.

"Ugly is a bit ugly..." the President of the United States nodded frankly and admitted, "But it resisted your degradation, it was not turned into anything else, and the contents inside were successfully preserved."

"What's inside?" Qin Niang was vigilant when she heard this.

"It's a natural anesthetic inside, it's pure natural heat, it's not artificial, it's the only one in the world!" After the President of the United States finished speaking, he threw the jar to the ground and smashed it.

……

Qin Niang swayed, and immediately passed out. Xiao Bai, who was guarding the portal, also smelled a trace of the gas of the anesthetic without noticing.

Seeing a large group of people rushing towards this side suddenly from a distance, Xiaobai didn’t dare to let these people snatch the Doraemon’s props while she was unconscious. She insisted on climbing into any door, closed any door, and then supported Could not help but fainted to the ground.

After being in a coma for more than an hour, Xiaobai regained consciousness. She immediately got up and grabbed the doorknob of the arbitrary door, thinking in her heart that she would pass to Qinniang, and then opened the arbitrary door.

But behind this arbitrary door, Xiaobai didn't see Qinniang's figure, and Xiaobai only saw a huge iron block like a mountain.

In front of this huge mountain of iron, there were many Americans in white coats, busy with various instruments.

Without saying a word, Xiaobai hurriedly turned these Americans into the appearance of primitive people, and drove them away.And when these Americans fled in all directions, with no one blocking their sight, Xiaobai finally found Qinniang.

Xiaobai saw that Qinniang was tightly pressed in the middle of this huge mountain of iron, only her head was exposed, just like the grand monkey Wukong who was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

Qin Niang also woke up at this time, she and Xiao Bai who came to save her eye-to-eye, didn't know what to say...

"Grandmother, no, sister, why did you become like this?" Xiao Bai finally asked Qin Niang first, speechlessly.

"How do I know!" Qin Niang lamented, "It must be that the Americans were afraid that you would rescue me, so they sandwiched me between this iron block."

"Can you get out?" Xiaobai asked Qinniang hopefully.

Qin Niang tried hard, but she felt that her body was not moving at all, so she gave up in despair: "No, it's so tight that I can't move."

"Then what should we do?" Xiaobai felt a headache.

"Don't you have a thousand years of Taoism? Can't you break this iron block?" Qin Niang asked Xiaobai.

"It's not a stone, how can it be broken?" Xiaobai shook his head, "Besides, even if it is broken, if you accidentally rub it against you, or if this piece of iron is twisted and deformed, you will still be a lump of flesh .”

"Mice?" Qin Niang trembled in fright, she quickly said: "Forget it, let's change the method."